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Friday evening social leper thread
why are you home alone?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:56, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
*sways lonelily on the dance floor*

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Feeling rough, really sore throat

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:03, Reply)
i hate sore throats especially at night

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
I'm not.
I'm going out in a bit.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
thanks for sharing
did you get the job?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Looks like not.
Another interview on Tuesday though.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)
bad luck with that
good luck with tuesday
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Thanks. They were only going to ring the successful candidate.
Which I think is a bit pants, there were only seven people being interviewed so it wouldn't take them long to let the unsuccessful ones know.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I hate the way they do that

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Not acknowledging an application is one thing,
but not acknowledging someone who has actually turned up for an interview is pretty shoddy if you ask me.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)
dunno it saves on paper and effort innit
you'd only get some shit trite anyway
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I suppose, but out of courtesy an acknowledgement would be nice.
The bastard is I've had to knock my business appointment back again because it clashed, so it'll be another three weeks before I get seen now.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Am in the pub.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Yay for the pub.
I shall be partaking of that activity a little later, and watching an excellent band play into the bargain.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
^the hard pressed unemployed
shouldn't you be at home weeping at being middle aged and on the scrap heap already, thatchers generation forgotten, showing solidarity with your miner brothers and sisters
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
I only have one brother and one sister, and neither of them are miners.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Can't you get a kestrel and watch that fly around to cheer you up, I saw it on a filum once

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I interviewed the bloke who was the sound engineer on that film a few years ago.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Did he hang himself with some miserable brass band playing in the background, that's about the only hobby ooop north

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Waaa waaa waaaaaaaahhhhhh

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)
We'll cheer DG up yet

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)
that was supposed to be that sort of brass sound
when something goes comically wrong...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)
BAZING!!

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
No need, Rory, I'm in a perfectly good mood already.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1571059
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
You're thinking of Yorkshire, potato boy.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
It all Kes country up there, no wonder everyone's on antidepressants and heroin

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I read a story in teh paper a while back
about a scaghead who died in her living room and lay there for a few days before anyone found her. By which point her dog, who'd become a bit hungry by then, had chewed her face off.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I'd probably eat the face first
or maybe the thumbs
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
It's fair to say that the window cleaner got a bit of a shock.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
are the people you're with really boring?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Maybe he's alone and waiting for people to turn up.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Of course he's alone.
Would *you* go to the pub with him?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
I have done, actually.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
maybe...

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Because I think I'm the only student left in Newcastle.
Well people on my course are up here but I don't know any of them. Going out later with old housemates though fingers crossed, as I genuinely came close to crying from boredom/lack of human interaction earlier.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Cos I'm playing computer games for the next thirty hours

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)
that's the spirit
will you be racially abusing children on your headset
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I swear down there's a load of nips who keep srsly pwning me

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)
muthafuckers

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I have no friends
But I'm playing with the dog and am going to watch a film in a minute, so I don't care.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
You're never alone with a tin of tuna and a dog

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I saw this dog today on the tube, it was the biggest dog I ever did see in the UK. Massive. Looked like a labradoor but twice the size.
And there was this women on the train, right, I'm not joking, I swear this is also not an exasoration, her thighs were 3 times the tickness of mine, she was so big. A giant. MASSIVE. I've never seen someone so big, must be 7ft tall and _still_ looked terribly fat.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Was she standing behind a large sheet of glass?
Say, a magnifying glass?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
or in a zoo?
It was probably janet aylia
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Nah', on the train, on the way home.
I honestly think if you liquidise the both of us, you could fit two and a half of me in a container that just about fits her.

Its was like a wild snorlax appeared.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)
And I'm not exactly skinny

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)
really?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Yeah', I'm a big fella, but I was like bloody cyndy corford next to her.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I'd hardly say you were big, Gonz.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
didn't even touch the sides eh DG?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Well, not tall, quite the opperiste for height, but I'm quite fat. 38" waste just on the right side of my 15th stone.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
OH lordy, I've never seen it written down like that.
I gotta cut the shit out.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Hi Gonz, my name is heart disease, nice to meet you

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I'm not made for old bones, I know that for fact, but as long as I beat Dad, then I'll have done myself well.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
:((((((
how did he do?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
63, not bad for a [my family name], although the first and youngest of 3 brothers and a sister.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
that's pretty young...
what's wrong with you all?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Waiting for train to wilmslow innit
BUT I might drive. Oh the dilemma.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
where's wilmslow, sounds shit

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I do enjoy sport relief until they show all the poor people. Then it's sad.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

poor people Lenny Henry
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y39d1fQqIXo
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Yeah, the fly racing wasn't exactly the brightest fundraising idea they've ever had either...

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
It just goes to show they ain't hungry enough, really.
All 'em flys must add up to at least a light snack.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Oh god, I'm now googling the nutritional facts of a fly.
=/
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)

sport hand
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
that frank lampart bit was quitw funny

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Right, I'm off.
Have fun, folks.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
toodles

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
nope
Ive 75 cats to keep me company
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
are you turning into a crazy cat lady?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkMvKeX7erI
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)
no
My parents enjoy them
i prefer my dog
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)
you're dog looks awesome
what time is it there?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)
i have a video of her going nuts when I say bacon
Its 5
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
5, shit, that's...err..

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
are you posting on K's facebook at the moment?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
no
not fb friends with anyone here
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
thats mykeyboy
Retired /talker
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
No Wai!
Oh hang on, I'm thinking of Mike Was Ere. Actually I liked both of them
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Awesome Dog O'Clock

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
K-Swizz!!!
How are you?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
splendid
And yourself
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)
very good.
Did a really fast run this evening (well, fast for me)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)
are you fat and slow?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
i am

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Not as Fat and Slow as Fat Slow Bobby

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
unless you went on thr "jabba" diet this seems unlikely
Out of interest how do you knoe bobby is fat?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Because my relentless bullying makes him cry
And he tried to be facebook friends with me so I saw his photos, which were all of a very fat hairy man.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I assumed he was a pasty unhairy but fat boy

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
well, he must be early twenties
So kind of a boy, but the corpolunce and hairyness makes him look more like Jonny Vegas.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
poor bobby

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
If he spent less money on food, he wouldn't be poor
And he wouldn't be such a revolting specimen
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
i worry for the children

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Evenin Ape.
I am malone because the person I was spending the day with came over all queer and went to bed, so I came home.

On the Upside I have found i can watch both series of Life on Mars for free on Love film.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
darth does get awfully tired
I'm watching "21", about card counting MIT maths geniuses
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I wore him out.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
There'a an anal sex Pun here somewhere

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Not even a pun.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I have just found that I can order Lebanese to be delivered
Am now excitedly awaiting haloumi and houmous. Which means driving up north at 5am I guess. Ah well.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
so where is wilmslow?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Posh Cheshire darling
You would approve
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
but i don't have a renage rover sport

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Then they would NeVeR let you in
Sorry
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Sounds cool, I was going to order a pizza but I was feeling all emo
so I settled for peanut butter on toast. *glums*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I love peanut butter
The crunchy goodness anyway. Not the gay smooth shit.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
peanut butter is the devils spunk

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
It is horrid

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Both wronger than hearing your gran talking dirty

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
How dare you
My gran was the best employee that phone sex company ever had.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Evening
I am having a quiet one (again). Beers and downloaded American comedy TV.

Works for me!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Right fuck this I'm going stir crazy.
I'm outta here, gotta clean the make up off my Dior jacket first though init. No it's not mine.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Oh Baz, stealing jackets again?

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
No I know where it's from.
The make up that is. Some bird trying it with me in London a few weeks back. Being a man of integrity I turned her down.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

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