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A new CD I had bought arrived in the post today from popular beat combo "Orange Goblin".
Oh, and it's my birthday. Wish me happy birthday, or talk about your latest purchase of something.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:08, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Oh, and it's my birthday. Wish me happy birthday, or talk about your latest purchase of something.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:08, 93 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
woah dudes check it out, id didn't even know
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( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
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( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Could've been even better if you hadn't changed your spelling
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( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
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( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Me instead? Ok...
I just bought myself my birthday present from my parents: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1571508
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I just bought myself my birthday present from my parents: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1571508
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I've got an Orange Goblin mp3 I got aeons ago
Nuclear Guru. I think it was during my "download random stuff based on band name" phase on limewire.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Nuclear Guru. I think it was during my "download random stuff based on band name" phase on limewire.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Happy Birthday
the last thing I bought was a book, which I then promptly lost somewhere when I went out clubbing.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
the last thing I bought was a book, which I then promptly lost somewhere when I went out clubbing.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
because she finds it relaxing to read in crowded spaces in the dark, with sweaty strangers vomming on her feet
its just like the tube really
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
its just like the tube really
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
happy birthday
i hope you get pies and cakes in true northern fashion.
last purchase? 4 days in a swanky spa for the week after easter.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i hope you get pies and cakes in true northern fashion.
last purchase? 4 days in a swanky spa for the week after easter.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
You know what?
You said that in a flippant manner, but my wife has actually made me a cake and is cooking me a chicken pie for dinner tonight.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
You said that in a flippant manner, but my wife has actually made me a cake and is cooking me a chicken pie for dinner tonight.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
ha, i actually wasn't being all that flippant
it's hard to think of better birthday food than pie and cake.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
it's hard to think of better birthday food than pie and cake.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
it's not a "diet" it's a DETOX
but thank you for your support, pinks.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
but thank you for your support, pinks.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
no
and i had a bad weekend, so having to be extra strict today.
which i could do without, given that the head of the department has just brought in about 5 massive boxes full of creme eggs for his birthday!
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
and i had a bad weekend, so having to be extra strict today.
which i could do without, given that the head of the department has just brought in about 5 massive boxes full of creme eggs for his birthday!
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Do you want some bullshit to help with your detox?
I recommend that you supplement with Artichoke and Milk Thistle to purify your liver.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I recommend that you supplement with Artichoke and Milk Thistle to purify your liver.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i don't like artichokes
they are like asparagus. i just don't get what all the fuss is about.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
they are like asparagus. i just don't get what all the fuss is about.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I like asparagus
And I like dipping artichoke leaves in vinaigrette. Although I think that is more about the vinaigrette than the artichoke.
However, I was advocating taking them in expensive pill form.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
And I like dipping artichoke leaves in vinaigrette. Although I think that is more about the vinaigrette than the artichoke.
However, I was advocating taking them in expensive pill form.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Happy Birthday, you bastard.
My last purchase was Crackdown for X-Box, it's rather good.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
My last purchase was Crackdown for X-Box, it's rather good.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I've just ordered a book on Agile Project Management from Amazon.
It gets no more interesting than that.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
It gets no more interesting than that.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Afternoon Jeff
Did you find something interesting to do at the weekend?
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Did you find something interesting to do at the weekend?
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Repeatedly reading the "now wash your hands" message on toilet roll is more interesting than a book on Prince 2
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Older fatter qand balder, happy birthday
I have just this verfy lunchtimne bought some clothes for mini ape and shirt for me
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I have just this verfy lunchtimne bought some clothes for mini ape and shirt for me
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Happy birthday Al
I bought a suit last weekend for my interview, everything since has just been food and drink (and fags).
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I bought a suit last weekend for my interview, everything since has just been food and drink (and fags).
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Happy birthday
If your birthday was like a month away I would have given you some homebrew, gutted.
After looking through about a million websites, I've chosen to get this www.brewsmarter.co.uk/brewsmarter-premium-starter-beer-kit-best-value-844-p.asp
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
If your birthday was like a month away I would have given you some homebrew, gutted.
After looking through about a million websites, I've chosen to get this www.brewsmarter.co.uk/brewsmarter-premium-starter-beer-kit-best-value-844-p.asp
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
happy birthday Al.
I haven't bought anything interesting for a while, I'm sorry I'm unable to contribute further on this.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I haven't bought anything interesting for a while, I'm sorry I'm unable to contribute further on this.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
what about those handcuffs?
my friend's fiance broke his thumb playing hockey at the weekend. it's the 5th time he's been in A&E in a year! i think her exact words were: you are NOT limping down the aisle or having a black eye on the day, you cunt.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
my friend's fiance broke his thumb playing hockey at the weekend. it's the 5th time he's been in A&E in a year! i think her exact words were: you are NOT limping down the aisle or having a black eye on the day, you cunt.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
"I felt a disturbance in the Force, as though a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced".
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I bought an extremely sexy pair of shoes
I plan to buy a dress to go with them tonight, possibly.
Happy birthday, by the way.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I plan to buy a dress to go with them tonight, possibly.
Happy birthday, by the way.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I only wish people happy birthday when facebook tells me to.
but happy birthday, you bald cunt.
I can't remember the last thing I bought myself. It may well have been a t-shirt.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
but happy birthday, you bald cunt.
I can't remember the last thing I bought myself. It may well have been a t-shirt.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Happy Birthday Al.
I bought a telly a couple of weeks ago. Now I need to get a better aerial. I can now watch people form south east asia being refused entry to Australia.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I bought a telly a couple of weeks ago. Now I need to get a better aerial. I can now watch people form south east asia being refused entry to Australia.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I started writing another stupid answer involving glorious leaping animals
but couldn't be arsed. I bought a sandwich and a book.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
but couldn't be arsed. I bought a sandwich and a book.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Happy Buffday Al, you massive twat...
The last thing I bought was some 20cm sata cables.
oh yeah...ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
The last thing I bought was some 20cm sata cables.
oh yeah...ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
And while we're at it, what's the deal with airline food? Am I right!?
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i saw avatar for the first time last night
it wasn't as shit as i was expecting, but all the silly colours and stuff at the start were a bit much
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
it wasn't as shit as i was expecting, but all the silly colours and stuff at the start were a bit much
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
no Quint, it absolutely is not
they're just doubling what's already on screen rather than re-shooting the whole thing with two cameras, totally not worth seeing
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
they're just doubling what's already on screen rather than re-shooting the whole thing with two cameras, totally not worth seeing
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
although, lauren from on facebook who said she was dissapointed to find out that Titanic wasn't based on a true love story is a bit thick
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I've already wished you happy birthday today.
The last thing I bought was some car insurance, this morning.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
The last thing I bought was some car insurance, this morning.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
how can you afford that and why would you need a car if your dole?
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
They'll last a few months yet, if I'm careful.
I also own my home outright so I don't need to worry about the bank coming knocking if I default on the mortgage.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I also own my home outright so I don't need to worry about the bank coming knocking if I default on the mortgage.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I bought a dog collar (non-vicar)
and a new end for my hosepipe
/euphamism alert
Happy birthday Al
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)
and a new end for my hosepipe
/euphamism alert
Happy birthday Al
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)
After your response to my heartfelt best wishes upon your 30th last year? Like fuck I will
Is Monty about, I need to ask him a ludicrously unlikely favour.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Is Monty about, I need to ask him a ludicrously unlikely favour.
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
What response was that?
(I'm pretty sure it was something like "Fuck off you Homo")
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
(I'm pretty sure it was something like "Fuck off you Homo")
( , Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
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