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A new CD I had bought arrived in the post today from popular beat combo "Orange Goblin".Oh, and it's my birthday. Wish me happy birthday, or talk about your latest purchase of something.
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woah dudes check it out, id didn't even knowwww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Quinten
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Which definition fits you best?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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I pictured you as number 5(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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Could've been even better if you hadn't changed your spellingwww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Quentin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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I got some shiny turntables at the weekend, go me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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Me instead? Ok...I just bought myself my birthday present from my parents: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1571508
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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Oh and happy birthday Al(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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I've got an Orange Goblin mp3 I got aeons agoNuclear Guru. I think it was during my "download random stuff based on band name" phase on limewire.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Happy Birthday the last thing I bought was a book, which I then promptly lost somewhere when I went out clubbing.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Why do you take books out clubbing with you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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because she finds it relaxing to read in crowded spaces in the dark, with sweaty strangers vomming on her feetits just like the tube really
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iPad 3. Should arrive today or tomorrow.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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happy birthdayi hope you get pies and cakes in true northern fashion.
last purchase? 4 days in a swanky spa for the week after easter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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You know what? You said that in a flippant manner, but my wife has actually made me a cake and is cooking me a chicken pie for dinner tonight.
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ha, i actually wasn't being all that flippantit's hard to think of better birthday food than pie and cake.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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She's on a diet, you insensitive bastard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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it's not a "diet" it's a DETOXbut thank you for your support, pinks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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noand i had a bad weekend, so having to be extra strict today.
which i could do without, given that the head of the department has just brought in about 5 massive boxes full of creme eggs for his birthday!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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Do you want some bullshit to help with your detox?I recommend that you supplement with Artichoke and Milk Thistle to purify your liver.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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i don't like artichokesthey are like asparagus. i just don't get what all the fuss is about.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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I like asparagusAnd I like dipping artichoke leaves in vinaigrette. Although I think that is more about the vinaigrette than the artichoke.
However, I was advocating taking them in expensive pill form.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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Great nickname though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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Happy Birthday, you bastard.My last purchase was Crackdown for X-Box, it's rather good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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I've just ordered a book on Agile Project Management from Amazon.It gets no more interesting than that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Afternoon JeffDid you find something interesting to do at the weekend?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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I just hope it's more interesting than the Prince 2 books.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Repeatedly reading the "now wash your hands" message on toilet roll is more interesting than a book on Prince 2(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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Older fatter qand balder, happy birthdayI have just this verfy lunchtimne bought some clothes for mini ape and shirt for me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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Happy birthday AlI bought a suit last weekend for my interview, everything since has just been food and drink (and fags).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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Happy birthdayIf your birthday was like a month away I would have given you some homebrew, gutted.
After looking through about a million websites, I've chosen to get this www.brewsmarter.co.uk/brewsmarter-premium-starter-beer-kit-best-value-844-p.asp
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happy birthday Al.I haven't bought anything interesting for a while, I'm sorry I'm unable to contribute further on this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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what about those handcuffs?my friend's fiance broke his thumb playing hockey at the weekend. it's the 5th time he's been in A&E in a year! i think her exact words were: you are NOT limping down the aisle or having a black eye on the day, you cunt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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I didn't play for 6 weeks before my weddingI'm not stupid.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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the former may be truethe latter, however.........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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yes, dear.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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agreeing with me can't possibly make you look stupidwell done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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I thought so.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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Happy birthday, you massive shit.How's the running going?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Well, I felt the tremors from 300 miles away.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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"I felt a disturbance in the Force, as though a million voices cried out at once and were suddenly silenced".(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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I bought an extremely sexy pair of shoesI plan to buy a dress to go with them tonight, possibly.
Happy birthday, by the way.
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I only wish people happy birthday when facebook tells me to.but happy birthday, you bald cunt.
I can't remember the last thing I bought myself. It may well have been a t-shirt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Not likely.Why would anyone buy a wet one?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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To clean up and kill germs on hands & faces - anytime, anywhere!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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Happy Birthday Al.I bought a telly a couple of weeks ago. Now I need to get a better aerial. I can now watch people form south east asia being refused entry to Australia.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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I started writing another stupid answer involving glorious leaping animalsbut couldn't be arsed. I bought a sandwich and a book.
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Kroney, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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Happy Buffday Al, you massive twat...The last thing I bought was some 20cm sata cables.
oh yeah...ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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Doesn't make any less sense to me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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Well I worked that one out...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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And while we're at it, what's the deal with airline food? Am I right!?(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i saw avatar for the first time last nightit wasn't as shit as i was expecting, but all the silly colours and stuff at the start were a bit much
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no Quint, it absolutely is notthey're just doubling what's already on screen rather than re-shooting the whole thing with two cameras, totally not worth seeing
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although, lauren from on facebook who said she was dissapointed to find out that Titanic wasn't based on a true love story is a bit thick(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I've already wished you happy birthday today.The last thing I bought was some car insurance, this morning.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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how can you afford that and why would you need a car if your dole?(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I have savings.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:26,
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They'll last a few months yet, if I'm careful.I also own my home outright so I don't need to worry about the bank coming knocking if I default on the mortgage.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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I bought a dog collar (non-vicar)and a new end for my hosepipe
/euphamism alert
Happy birthday Al
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:25,
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Stupid Al, ruining offtopic with his stupid birthday(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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After your response to my heartfelt best wishes upon your 30th last year? Like fuck I willIs Monty about, I need to ask him a ludicrously unlikely favour.
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What response was that?(I'm pretty sure it was something like "Fuck off you Homo")
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