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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening Thread!
I summon you, b3th! I someone you, Jeff! I summon you, CQ!

I summon all those who would waste their evening discussing their tea on here!

I summon all those who would post youtube links to things other people probably don't care about!

THIS IS YOUR TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:44, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Woo hoo!
Someone wants me!

by teh way, cavy: Jeff is being a pansy and has decided to go to a wedding or something equally bent on July 14th. so we either do without him or reschedule. is there another date you would like?

I'm quite close to just cancelling it. I think there was only you and me going anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:46, Reply)
different date, perhaps?
As long as it's a weekend that isn't a larp event or something I'm fine with it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
maybe the weekend after?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:53, Reply)
sounds fine to me
I think you need some kind of USP to drag in the punters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
You mean
more than the fact that we'll be there?

EDIT: there's this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)
um...possibly
It's your bash, perhaps you should promise to get your boobs out, or snog the 10th person to sign up or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Like I said
close to just calling it off...

No-one cares.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Hold the fucking train man, I've signed up and everything, say it aint true :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)
wecould make big sand sculptured cocks!
oh :( but the 1st weekend is a big larp event, the second is my friend's birthday do.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Nah, I give up.
The only ones signed up who were definitely going were the two of us.
You can come to Weston any time, and I'll take you round the seafront.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)
aww man
people seem allergic to go further west than bristol. I suspect one to the pier round here would get even less response...possibly as far as people not even on b3ta turning it down just in case they were asked. Even with the monkey with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I'm here, waiting for my venison burgers to grill.
I has goats cheese to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Draw something is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Gets boring very quickly.
There's not that many words and the ticker stops going over when you reach round 99.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)
I'm so bored I might actually watch the Fulham game later.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)
It aint gonna be pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)
If I had anything to do there's no way in hell I'd watch it.
In fact I still might not. As soon as they go two up I'm turning off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Why don't you entertain your neighbours with really loud music again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Because I'm a nice person.
I'm gonna go round there tomorrow and talk to them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Tea?
I've got spicy kale and tomato with turnip chips and garlic mushrooms. It is surprisingly nice for something I made.

/fascinating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I'm making a nice curry
Did all the cooking myself and everything. I'm very proud.

i can't do the rice though. My rice always comes out clumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Try draining any leftover coconut milk into the rice
then turn the heat off, stir it up real good like and put a lid on so it suffuses the rice in the residual heat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Nah, I just leave that shit to the boss.
He does nice fluffy rice.
And I didn't make the *whole* curry from ingredients. There may have been a jar of sauce involved.
But I'm learning. One day I might be domesticated.

have you recovered from your big dance thingy yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I'm doing surprisingly well at not being bitter, thank you for asking :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
i take it sleeping with one of the judges did you no good?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
One out of four is not enough it seems

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)
well, you know what to do next time

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Anyone know where I can get rohypnol?
What a stupid question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Sorry dear
You'll have to ask Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
those pictures were well cool
you look like you lapped up the attention
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I would like to welcome Rory to OT's DJ club.
I am so proud.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I dunno PD

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
I'm available for all weddings, birthdays, funerals, bar mitzvahs, I've got no shame
I was thinking of the moniker DJ 'Dangerous Steve'
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
You could spend your Saturday nights playing to a single-figure audience on the world's best internet radio station, o*en*ecksr*dio.com!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I heard chicks really dig internet dj's with no audience figures and an inability to wash, clean, or leave the bedroom for weeks at a time
Gazzing chicks to reinforce what a success in life you are also seems to work it's trick and all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Pissing, whining and deleting threads when you get as good as you give is a definite fanny magnet too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Constantly reminding someone that you've fucked their missus is in no way a manifestation of an underlying sociopathic nature, chicks dig that shit an all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Why would you tell a chick
that you had fucked her missus?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
for teh lulz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I don't know what any of this means, if only Bella was here
www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
i bet they did, the filthy slags.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
PHOOAR I@D TAP THAT !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Pls to post this on her blog and then to fwd the link?
Lynx!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
It won't last five minutes, she's been known to delete mere statements of inconvenient truths, never mind red rags like that article.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
She's no fun
We didn't delete her posts about having 5 periods at once and god knows that was more of a red rag than anything
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
how can you have five periods at once?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I suggest you do not search for the link

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I KNOW!!!
Mind you, it was a reference to one example of her actual real-life behaviour, so that probably got up her nose as it couldn't just be dismissed as "misogyny".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Oh you heartless beast
How dare you bring reality into theory?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
God almighty.
That site is as much of a train wreck as the raving feminist ones, if not more so.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Chicks dig me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Is your name Turf?
LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I had a pizza express Sloppy Giuseppe
(it's a pizza not a sexual act)

As they were 2+side for £5 in Sainsburys. I chopped up a chili and added it for extra yum, and had a giant dollop of coleslaw (my chosen side).

I may have put the kibosh on my London job chances by asking for more money than I originally asked for. The recruiter is worried, anyway. We shall see...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
i guess the HR bods are the ones with their hand on the purse strings.
But if everyone else liked you, it could still go in your favour.
Fingers crossed, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)
What sort of percentage increase are you asking?
May not be a bad thing if it's a realistic assessment of your intrinsic value - depends on the going rate for your thing in your area.

Also - evenin' all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I originally said I'd be ok with a range x to x+5k
(apparently, I'd forgotten I said that) but when talking to the HR lady I said X+5k to X+10k.

Recruiter thinks around X+5k is the most they'd pay and they might consider me greedy. It was, I admit, a clumsyish ruse to make sure I got X+5 rather than X.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Everything is circumstantial
Were you being dogmatic or flexibile with your request?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Flexible I think
I said I'm obviously prepared to negotiate - and listed some factors like relocation and my current good pension vs their no pension - but I'm thinking of X+5k to X+10k.

So it may all work out, or they might go with somebody else on that basis alone. I think I passed on all the other criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
It's a long time (10 years plus in a far softer market) since I did any recruiting
But in those days we'd look at skills first, look at what we'd pay for the ability and slap the best candidate down to an acceptable pay bracket regardless of what they were asking.

Things are probably different now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Evening benders!
I've got dinner in the oven, and my ironing done.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
bender

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
You've got...shit....
"Runs downstairs, gets shirts out of oven and retrieves congealing pie from ironing board."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
uh
interesting evening, bud
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Hello children
I'm home for "top model". It gets no better than this.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I was in that once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
I worked with a lass who's cousin won the first series of Model Behaviour, or whatever it was called.
It was on Channel 4. This was about nine or ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
It's tyra that makes this so watchable
She is such a solid gold fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
The girl that won was called Camilla, if memory serves.
And she was entered as a bit of a wildcard (not THAT kind of entered, you filthy perverts.) Northern, too.

*edit* yep, she was news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv_film/newsid_2483000/2483445.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Nice work for her!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
She had a good work ethic, apparently.
All the other contenders would turn up to shoots and bitch and complain about what they had to do, but she just got on with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Alright DG
Any news?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Couple more interviews tomorrow and Wednesday, Jeff.
I'm assuming last week's was unsuccessful due to lack of hearing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I love it when companies do that.
I mean, after I've made the effort to apply and turn up, why would I be the slightest bit interested in how I did?

Benders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
They did say they'd only contact the successful applicant by Friday.
But yeah, I know what you mean. There were only seven candidates an' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I once went for an interview in June
Heard nothing and got another job.

In December they wrote to me (at my old address, 150 miles away) asking when I could start.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
That's excellent.
That sounds like teh sort of well-organised company you'd do well to work for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
It was with Independent Insurance
Who crashed very spectacularly not long afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Good luck with those!
Are you interested in doing either of the jobs, or is it just a case of hoping to get something until something else turns up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
And anyway
I'm suffering from hayfever already and it's only March.

What is the world coming to etc.? Death etc. End of civilisation etc. Rise of Bon Jovi as acceptable musical combo etc.

EDIT - and the end of Game, which will lead to hoards of inadequates being thrust upon the labour market.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I hope some wag comes up with a 'Game Over' headline for it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I expect that the game message boards will be full of that tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm not sure why it has come as a surprise to people.
The high street can't compete with Amazon/Play and other online retailers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I don't do games
But I do books - I love the concept of bookshops but I can buy books online and I suppose it's the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Virtual(ly)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd rather buy records in a shop than online
Even if it meant paying slightly more.
Sadly that isn't an option.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
It isn't long to wait...
www.recordstoreday.com/Home
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Or even the UK link
www.recordstoreday.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Either way there are still no record shops here
Unless I go to Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Open one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
There are quicker ways to lose all your money

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
If you had a record shop, what would you call it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Dunno
You got a suitable pun up your sleeve?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
My record sleeve?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Sleeve the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I don't do so bad up here near Leeds
But there isn't the old choice of record shops there was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I think I'm the only person out of everyone I know that isn't at the Drake gig at the O2 tonight.
I would quite like to be there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
But would any of them have a jacket you'd be jealous of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I doubt it, besides all the guys and girls I know going it'll be full of sixteen year old lasses and South London 'geezers'.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Sounds like a night worth missing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
It's the people I know going and Drake playing that would make it good.
Basically I'm pining for home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Are you still on your own up there, or have people come back now

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Still on my own, been on me todd since Tuesday. Don't go home til Wednesday.
Boredom doesn't cover it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Offer to take DG out for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd take Ian Huntley for a pint at this moment in time.
We've just been robbed at Old Trafford.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Never mind.
Try supporting my lot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
i seem to remember
Ian Huntley sorted out those two Man Utd players that time.
You know, the two little ones with the long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Oddly.
I wrote something similar and decided against posting it. YOU SICKO.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm bored, jeff.
but Spartacus is helping.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I'm tired.
I've been doing stuff and exercising and whatnot.

What 'ya doin' tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I have some plans I need to start putting into action
otherwise I'll still be sat here in a year's time, doing fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Set some short, medium and long
Term targets. Little steps and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Like Battered takes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I feel flattered. I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Nick Drake? He died 38 years ago!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I thought that when I first read it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I don't know this new Drake.
I'm not complacent, I like new music.

Barry - link to Drake please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I don't really trust Barry's links

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
He's sound on music.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
The Baz is ALIVE 'cos he's sound on music.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Hmm he has mentioned one or two alright bands
But I had a bad experience clicking his links one night, where every one took me to something extremely bent.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Actually, yes, I'll retract my last statement.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I was going to give him one more chance when I get to the end of this record
Thst sounds like you are not recommending that link?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Far too many gratuitous notes for my liking.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Here you go TD
www.drakes.biz/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Mis-read that as darkies.biz at first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
That would be the jungle remix.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Banging on the pipes bro
Oh gosh, me well 'ard, man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Mind ya ballcock.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
It's not my normal thing at all, in fact it's the only thing in this sort of genre I come close to liking.
Very mainstream, but easy listening all the same
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_uSkcQX_4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Evening Tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Alright Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah, not bad thanks.
Got a number of chores done, now reading various sports pages.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
What chores?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
That's very kind of you
I'll have a pint
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
On Jeff - he offered it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Evenin'
I must stop reading Private Eye - I end up all irate about bankers and politicians.
Someone post a kitten.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
That would be cruel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Evening Cap'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Evening Tangles
I tried that takeaway - simple keema mattar & chapattis - superb stuff!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Good stuff!
He is a genius of a chef and it is well worth working your way through the menu.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I fully intend to!
Never mind the damage to my waistline! Thanks for the heads up. How's you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
You're very welcome.
I'm tired and ready to hit it the sack as soon as the needle hits the run out groove of this record.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Kinda good so far
But this change of hour really buggers me up by the end of the week -I'll be off to bed soon too - cuppa tea first! Damn I live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Feel like I ought to go to bed
But I've no work until tomorrow afternoon so I also feel like staying up.

Expect I'll be on my own on here though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
We've all got you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Nothing less than I deserve, frankly.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Christ, I'm so bored
that 'bored' doesn't even cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I'm torn between wandering to the offie and going to bed
Bed is easier and cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
and more fun?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Bed - far more fun. Night.
X
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Done.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj4wk745yWY
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Rather anti-climatic, Woodside.
Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
And that's me done
'night all
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
What you doing here so late?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
That's not the real Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Ah.
Didn't notice the lack of icon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Yes it is
How very dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)
How many massive drugs have you snuffled tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Eleventy ten
Hallo Davros, in the land of the blind are you king?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Some day, some day, some day, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
And I say mine

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
OK, Sisters of Mercy reference aside, who the buggery flip are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I am actually Monty
I'm seriously bored
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
If you are really Monty, you're doing a very good not posting like him at all routine.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Having two accounts of faux-grumpy drug-addled drivel would be pointless
Plus, I wasn't getting enough attention
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
As if.
I'm off to bed as I need to be relatively fresh tomorrow and I slept for about four hours last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Christ promised resurrection of the dead…
I just thought he had something a little different in mind
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Is there anyone out there?
DON'T LEAVE ME.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)

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