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So Matko Mladic is up on trial for war crimes.
As a pinko hippy, I class war as a crime, even though my favourite reading at the moment is military history and fiction. What do you class as a crime, that actually isn't? Such as bad grammar, or moaning about the weather.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Arms dealing.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43,
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Monty wrote something racist then deleted it, like a coward.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45,
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Hang on, so what you're saying here, is that Monty is a post deleting shitcunt?
Wow, who'd have thought it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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I'll have you know I'm held in very high regard around these parts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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held in a
g t
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:58,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01,
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Not bad
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01,
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Please keep your impersonation of Apeloverage to a minimum and for fuck's sake don't try and copy his books.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03,
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a racist one to boot
(dead mum)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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Dull.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56,
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what?
(deceased madre)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02,
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It just wasn't funny.
Soz everyone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49,
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That's never stopped anyone else here.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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Did you recognise me in those pics?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01,
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It took me a while,
but once the cocks were out of the way and you took your gimp mask off it was obvious.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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I occasionally hesitate briefly before hitting "post this message"
But no, I've never allowed being an unfunny cunt to stop me from posting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02,
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stating the obvious right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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Being Jeremy Kyle.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45,
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I had the dubious honour of meeting this man. Odious slimeball.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49,
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So it is your fault he is still breathing. You should have killed him when you had the chance.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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I was taking his picture,
and I'm not really meant to kill clients/customers.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59,
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Jesus Christ.
I'm glad I pay my license fee now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50,
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6/7
Internet fatty right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50,
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I'm so proud of you.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52,
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I guessed them all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55,
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i got 5 but i didn't know the answers, they were educated guesses
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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I guessed the peanut butter one.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54,
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yeah me too and the new orleans one, because it was so clearly a new orleans slang sounding type thing
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54,
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3/7 - and I guessed one of those :(
This has spoiled my lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:58,
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I'm sure that someone stuck bread and meat together,
before the good Earl did.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00,
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Disagreeing with me should be a crime.
The fact that it isn't is in itself a crime.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50,
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no it shouldn't!
oh lol, we have a laugh
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54,
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Being a pinko hippy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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being a smelly tramp.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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You are two 'smelly tramp' references away from my gazzing Scarynonce.
I'll fucken do it I'm tellin' ya.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03,
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RIGHT THAT'S IT.
I suggest you say your goodbyes on here rigth away because withing literally MINUTES you are gonna be SO banned.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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GRASS!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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he ain't got the power, only chomp got the power
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05,
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Yeah but I got Chomp on-side.
We're well tight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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damn chomp, the one renegade mod whose scruples are for sale to the lowest bidder
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:17,
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do you know what?
i really like that 'fucken' has caught on
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02,
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I fucken do too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03,
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Clicken dis
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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i'm going to pretend its like when you roast three birds insode of each other
and call it turdfucken, something that all the gays do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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I'd outlaw the gays,
and their culinary shenannigans.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05,
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Turdfucken sounds like an Austrian ski resort.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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Where the gentleman go "skiing"
A lucky Pierre-esque wankathon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14,
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It is a crime against humanity that Apeloverage is allowed to write.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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I would outlaw the discrimination facing certain sections of society when wanting to ride a rollercoaster
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55,
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I'd outlaw you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56,
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*rides through the glen*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56,
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through theBecause you are a MASSIVE CUM-GARGLING HOMOSEXUAL.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:58,
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lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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Being a gypsy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54,
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I had a nightmare about gyppoes last night
I was trying to escape from them by hiding in abandoned tube trains.
But it was alright at the end because Keith Richards was in my company's warehouse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57,
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Charging for text messages
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03,
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everybody uses free messengers these days don't they?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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No.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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Carrier pigeons FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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then your a MUG
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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i like how phone companies go 'oh yeah we'll give you 500 free texts and 500mb of data every month!'
like they're giving you something, those 500 texts could probably take up about 0.5% of the data plan if they did it properly
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08,
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oh man you should get whatsapp
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08,
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69p?????
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08,
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i tried whatsapp, didn't like it
but i could see the benefit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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I have unlimited free texts and calls and EVERYTHING.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13,
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In November, I had a thousand free messages.
"That'll be plenty," I thought. Then I used two thousand and had a 200 quid phone bill.
Bent.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08,
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Cool story, bro
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08,
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are you some sort of bitch?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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fuck off, no you didn't
2000+ texts would mean you were sending one every 10 mins 24 hours a day or shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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Yes, I did.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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ah ok my maths was out, its 0.36 per hour
do-able i guess, but you must have ahd sore thumbs
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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i didn't factor in 8 hours sleep here, someone do it for me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12,
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I'd struggle to type slowly enough
to only manage one text every three hours.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12,
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YOUR NOT FACTORING IN YOUR SLEEP YOU PRICK
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13,
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At 0.36 texts an hour
there's plenty of time for sleep. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could sleep for 23 hours and still knock out the same amount of texts in just the one hour.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:15,
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i hate you kroney
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:16,
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clickendis
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18,
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Kroney is a 13 year old girl on the internet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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*moving to defcon pedo-bongle*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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haha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13,
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08:00 Please don't leave me
08:10 Why did you leave me? :(
08:20 Why did you leave me? :(
08:30 Why did you leave me? :(
08:40 Why did you leave me? :(
08:50 Why did you leave me? :(
09:00 Why did you leave me? :(
09:10 Why did you leave me? :(
09:20 Why did you leave me? :(
09:30 Why did you leave me? :(
09:40 Why did you leave me? :(
09:50 Why did you leave me? :(
10:00 Why did you leave me? :(
10:10 Why did you leave me? :(
10:20 Why did you leave me? :(
10:30 Why did you leave me? :(
10:40 Why did you leave me? :(
10:50 Why did you leave me? :(
11:00 Why did you leave me? :(
11:10 Why did you leave me? :(
11:20 Why did you leave me? :(
11:30 Why did you leave me? :(
11:40 Why did you leave me? :(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22,
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Officelol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:23,
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hahahaha
'Kroney's 'log' bedroom date 2.781, communications with the species known as woman have broken down, only the holodeck can ease my suffering now. Load "Frozen Fecal Fantasies"'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25,
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this needs all the clicks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25,
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it has mine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:26,
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You smell.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:26,
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Did use Excel to create ths?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:31,
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Obviously
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32,
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now work out how many texts it would be factoring in 8 hours sleep
i keep coming up with fewer texts per hour, and that ain't right
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33,
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4.18?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33,
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3.1495
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34,
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Always with the pies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39,
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4.16 recurring.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35,
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how did you get to that conclusion? very close to mine, what did i miss?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36,
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oh wait we got the same answer, i misread it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36,
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One text every fifteen minutes
isn't that much.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:37,
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it is if you think about it
because it won't have been a steady rate, you'd have gone hours without sending one, then you'd send tens or possibly hundreds in one hour,a nd then lull again
2000 is a lot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38,
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if he sent very long texts
they could guzzle up 4 or 5 at a time?
i had a boyfriend who used to send me dreadful texts that would say things like "c u" and "4" and all the text speak i loathe. i was so relieved when i found out he had a shit old phone that simply couldn't cope with multiple messages.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51,
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this is like a really shit episode of countdowns
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:37,
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it's less interesting than that, dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50,
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uses free
messengers these days don't they? to feel good.
*Rozalla lols*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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Rozalla's big hit Everybody Free Free?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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Piss off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:15,
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I once made up a lie about my mate Paul
saying that when she did a live PA at a rave we went to, I turned round and saw him crying, with his hands in the air.
It was a complete lie but within about two days was 'definitely true' and remains so to this day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12,
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You know a girl called Paul?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18,
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and a boy named Sue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:19,
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I know a bent spastic called Naked Ape
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:21,
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How odd
Me too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22,
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME, NOBODY DOES
*waits for september to end*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22,
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AA, give Apey his login back please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43,
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Sorry
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:46,
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Public Announcement?
What, were the bogs at the venue blocked, or something?
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:20,
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Littering and spitting, I realise these aren't exactly legal but
if we made them punishable by death then that would probably help
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:40,
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Tucking your trousers into your socks when not riding a pushbike
Crossbow bolt to face
In other news, I'm working from home today and have Depeche Mode - In Your Room [The Jeep Rock Mix] on. It is the fuck
ingen tits!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:42,
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Bore da plant
pwy wyt ti?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41,
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have you had a stroke?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41,
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*tucks it away*
No, ermmmmm.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43,
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Nag oes, dos ddim stroke da fi.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43,
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plygu sbastig
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:46,
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Spanish was better.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:47,
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ok, i've been telling a Chlorophytum comosum about the benefits of a low yield pension
now what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:46,
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Did they like what you had to say?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:46,
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no it bored them, i bore da plant
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:47,
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I feel their pain.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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Very good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:47,
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no it wasn't
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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hey man a lot of effort went into that post, i had to google the proper name for a spider plant and come up with a boring subject
you don't appreciate nothing, don't be a h8r
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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Great effort Q, I really like how you did some research into your answer and you tried really hard with your blending. Next time really think about how those sounds go together and how you might improve your spelling.
IW.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:08,
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Well you mentioned gypsies Monty.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4317934/Romanian-beggars-set-up-camp-on-Londons-posh-Park-Lane.htmlThis should amuse you, the comments are excellent.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:47,
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Needs MOAR police brutality
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50,
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ooh so many. firstly: baseless arrogance
it's fine to be a bit cocky (not too much) if you've achieved a lot in life and can justify it. if you've actually achieved the arse-end of fuck-all, go out and do Something before preaching. otherwise you look like a twat.
secondly: parents who can ONLY talk about their children. a bit of chat is fine. when it consumes your life? get another one.
thirdly: double dipping. as discussed here many times before.
fourthly: farting on the tube. it's NOT cool OR clever OR funny OR socially acceptable, you stinking cock-end.
fifthly: being cheap for no reason, as in refusing to leave a tip, or splitting the bill to the last penny cheap.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:49,
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I don't tip unless the service has been good, that's the way it works
If they are poor or average, fuck'em
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51,
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"for no reason"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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This^
Good service = good tip
Average/shit service = no tip
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53,
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crap service is different
i mean people who don't understand why they should tip. and argue about it in the restaurant. it makes me cringe. i just can't bear pikeyness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53,
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I have hummous for lunch that will be double dipped like a mother fucker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51,
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you disgust me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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Sometimes I lick hummus straight from the pot or eat it with my fingers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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I'll eat it afterwards
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53,
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Its my fucking hummous
I'll eat it how I want!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53,
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A couple of people I know have had children recently
So Facebook is currently fucking stuffed full of pictures these people have taken and posted, every ten minutes, of their bloody child.
I'd remove them, but Al has taught me that if you remove a Facebook friend, they bleat about it endlessly thus becoming more annoying than the original offence.
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Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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^ This
Plus adding captions as if it is the fucking baby posting them.
"I love my new teddy! Thx auntie xxx"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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what's double dipping?
you talking about the recession or some sordid sex thing?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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ATM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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at the moment?
automated transaction machine? what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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Arse To Mouth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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Sasha's fave
Ass to mouth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55,
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i reckon you'd lose it if you put it up her fat arse
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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hahahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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say that you and your colleague go out for lunch
and you have chips and a joint pot of mayo, or strips of pitta and a joint stash of houmous.
your colleague dips the end. fine. then they put the carbs in their mouth and bite, thus infesting the bitten end with their teeth and saliva. THEN THEY DIP THE BITTEN END BACK IN THE COMMUNAL DIP. NO NO NO NO NO. fucking rank. see also eating someone else's left-overs and sharing their toothbrush (yak).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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It is acceptable to turn the chip round?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55,
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it's not a dumpable offence
but the polite thing to do is to take a section of the dip with a knife and put it on your own plate. then you can do what the blue fuck you like with it. you can roll your grandmother's titties around in it and suckle them clean if you really like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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what is neurotic about not wanting someone else's spit and mouth germs in your food?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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But sucking their cock is fine?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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i dip my cock in her chive dip all the time
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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taramasalata
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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yes
that's different!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07,
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what if his cock has just been in someone else's mouth?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09,
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but if I chomp the end off a crudite, then turn ity around, none of my spit will go into the humms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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Grandmother's titties you say?
*ponders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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fucks sake woman, some of us have lung cancer and all you care about is your ranch dressing
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:56,
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correct
it's all about the priorities
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:57,
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i prefer b3th to you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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b3th is lovely
a wise choice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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What's the matter with salad cream?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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99.9% of it is wrong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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I prefer Tartare Sauce.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:01,
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That is more wrong than salad cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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tartare sauce is delicious
i love the one with jalapenos at my favourite local pub
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:06,
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everything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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Double dipping?
As in having to do 2 Ecstasies as they're crap nowadays? Or have I missed something?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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The 90's?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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Quite a bit of the 80's too, I think.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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Double strength acid blotters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:10,
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i miss rory so bad :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:23,
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