Well, this is nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning Two Hats
How are you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'm fine thank you Sportscow
And yourself? What's the word on the street?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

No Parking
I'm fucking done in today. Have I got someone's hangover today? If so, they can have it back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Oh dear
Can I recommend coffee and some sort of sweet snack?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Done and Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Are you here to look after Adam?
He thinks this is his new home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

No no no
He's quite capable of looking after himself. It's the only way he'll learn.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

awww my neighbourhood cat almost came in with me last night
he stayed over once before but for some reason he changed his mind when he got halfway up the stairs :((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Well that's when the smell hits you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Stick around and see what happens
Who knows, it could be an amazing experience, knowing what /talk had to put up with.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I CAN'T WAIT!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

a preposition is the wrong sort of word to end a sentence up with

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

oh man, we got ourselves a lawyer off!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Only in the sense that one is a lawyer and one is a teaboy, mumpers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

well this place just got a whole lot better
hello you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

it'll be a tough match!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

what do you do, anyway?
i think you would make a good.... mechanic, not the one who actually does the wrenching, but the one who owns the garage, who drinks tea the colour of mahogany piss all day, and sucks his teeth and says, "that's gonna cost you"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

international raconteur and bon vivant

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Don't forget Media Darling

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

*blushes* well, I don't like to brag.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

He's actually a clergyman
Believe it or not
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

i had no idea mahoganies could piss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

well, that's why she's the omg lawyer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

best not get him to make you a cuppa then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Do they have any jobs whatsoever mechanics in scotland?
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

AH! there he is!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BEFORE BUT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
FFS
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

you were? kinda hard to tell.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Okay starting from NOW *deep breaths*
Hi I'm Frisbee and I'm totes not a prick, pleased to meet you
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

good luck with that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

He's actually a dog orthidontist

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I've moved into feline chiropody now

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

From lab reports to cat scans now?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

no

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Oh come on
that was quite good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

well, now you've done it.
congrats you've won a subway eating beakering disk throwing fuck monkey as your new BFF.

enjoy!
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I really love those Tiger Feet!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

That cat has a bad attitude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

they all do :'(

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        =\o/= ----- cats are pricks!!!
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Cats aren't pricks, take that back

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

you would think that adam, sadtimes :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

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( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm afraid that's just not true Adam
In Two Hats' Britain all cats AND dogs will be outlawed. They will have 18 months to leave the country or face the consequences. Which will be severe in nature.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

But who will play with me? :(

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

You'll have plenty of time to sort that out

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Can I get a really big hamster?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Perhaps
But I get to choose the colour
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Good enough for me
*puts on 'TH for King' shirt*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Rats

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

TH FOR DICTATOR!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yes, yes
Only then will we have Peace
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

that looks more like a squirrel than a cat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

it's a mouse

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!!!  !!!!!!! /@ @\ 
      !!!!!! \ x /  --- some lawyer you are!
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

People that live where I live would pronounce that 'Mace'
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Plymouth sure is a mental place!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

you seem to be confusing lawyer with vet
a vet can tell you what animal it is. i can construct a clever legal argument to convince the court that it is, in fact, a cat in every way that counts, get you £1,000,000 from the other side, and only charge you £100,000 plus VAT and disbs for the pleasure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

....my god, I don't sound like this, do I mmps?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

you think everyone just hates you for no reason?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

so you're saying a lawyer can't tell the difference between a cat and a mouse?
I'm not sure I'd hire you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

i'm saying your picture sucked
sorry for your inevitable tears.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

well that was all rather ponderous and made you look like a prick
you could have just said.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

lawyers ARE pricks
i just like to highlight it from time to time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Brilliant comeback there, chief

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think it's meant to be a rat, rach

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

What are you on?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

i can't remember who said it first. i'll go with winston churchill. it always seems to be him.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)

It was, but he was saying that the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition was stupid
but otherwise, good work.
( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

All quotes are either Wilde, Churchill or Twain.
ALL of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Alright Nigel Rees

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

See they NEVER teach me these things over there
*takes notepad out and licks pencil*
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

you've met your match adam!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Oh hey it's mmps again

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

pencil window
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

*belms in indignation*

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

fancy a cuppa? there's some biscuits in the corner
asda smartprice variety box, no less.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Ooh, please

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

one hump or two? LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You're a card, you really are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I have chocolate and honeycomb cheesecake.
Which trumps your Asda biscuits, sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Sainsburys?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Yes!
You know them?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I am aware of them. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

everyone is free to bring in their own things
I only organise the general snacks from the petty cash.

now, go shove a honeycomb cheesecake up your cockend and shit out asda.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)