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Portmanteau words.
These fucking things have really been making me ANGRY OFFLINE recently. 'Brangelina' was bad, 'Jedward' was worse, but it's really getting out of hand. 'Grexit' (Greek exit from the Euro) and fucking 'Hoffice' (home office) are two I've heard in the past couple of days. STOP IT YOU CUNTS.
Know any 'good' ones?
Alt: Perhaps something else is annoying you? What (if so) is it?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
These fucking things have really been making me ANGRY OFFLINE recently. 'Brangelina' was bad, 'Jedward' was worse, but it's really getting out of hand. 'Grexit' (Greek exit from the Euro) and fucking 'Hoffice' (home office) are two I've heard in the past couple of days. STOP IT YOU CUNTS.
Know any 'good' ones?
Alt: Perhaps something else is annoying you? What (if so) is it?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
In the original Hebrew, 'raffle' is pronounce 'ROFL', and that's how that all started.
You know, like how some people say 'faloffle' instead of 'falafel'.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
You know, like how some people say 'faloffle' instead of 'falafel'.
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Curiously, before the invention of hats or tombola machines, the tickets would be stuffed into the pockets of a man having an epileptic seizure induced by excessive exposure to nitrous oxide.
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The word truffle comes from the portmanteauing of trumpet and raffle.
Because before pigs were utilized to locate them, people would fill a trumpet with coordinates and play "The Raffle Shuffle" on it. Whichever set of coordinates shot out during the protracted high C were believed to indicate the location of a truffle on a standard Ordnance Survey map.
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Because before pigs were utilized to locate them, people would fill a trumpet with coordinates and play "The Raffle Shuffle" on it. Whichever set of coordinates shot out during the protracted high C were believed to indicate the location of a truffle on a standard Ordnance Survey map.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I have a hangover, why hasn't it gone yet.
I need hangover dinner ideas... might get an indian delivered.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I need hangover dinner ideas... might get an indian delivered.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
That does sound good, apart from bisto gravy, I can make my own...
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Put single cream and butter in the mash. And fried or spring onion.
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Changover.
The particular type of hangover caused by drinking Chang beer in Thailand.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
The particular type of hangover caused by drinking Chang beer in Thailand.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
cowfaced runt
cunt.
Alt: When you get someone's voicemail and then get a long winded description. Speak after the tone? Get away! Hang up when finished? Surely not.
Buses! Where the fuck are all these poor people going? What business can they possibly have that means they should be blocking my progress toward my destination.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
cunt.
Alt: When you get someone's voicemail and then get a long winded description. Speak after the tone? Get away! Hang up when finished? Surely not.
Buses! Where the fuck are all these poor people going? What business can they possibly have that means they should be blocking my progress toward my destination.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
THen press the hash key
Errr, no. I'll hang up like every other fucking phone call thanks
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Errr, no. I'll hang up like every other fucking phone call thanks
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
INORITE!
I don't need instructions on how to leave a fucking voicemail. Who, anywhere, does?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I don't need instructions on how to leave a fucking voicemail. Who, anywhere, does?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I fucking hate how the press and then a whole bunch of government ministers have been using the term "Omnishambles"
as if it's some sort of cutting edge idea.
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as if it's some sort of cutting edge idea.
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Yeah and
"I'm very clear on this". No you're not you fucking weasle. FEASLE.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)
"I'm very clear on this". No you're not you fucking weasle. FEASLE.
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Plus it reminds me of 'Babyshambles' which is never a good idea with my 'dicky ticker'
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or "drenis", as I shall now refer to your member.
which works in two ways as people might think it means either dribbling or drooping, and they'd be right on both counts.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
which works in two ways as people might think it means either dribbling or drooping, and they'd be right on both counts.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Anything with -gate
Don't they have any fucking idea why the watergate scandal was called the watergate scandal? It wasn't anything to do with water! ARGH! I AM ANGRY NOW YOU FUCKING TWAT CUNT!
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Don't they have any fucking idea why the watergate scandal was called the watergate scandal? It wasn't anything to do with water! ARGH! I AM ANGRY NOW YOU FUCKING TWAT CUNT!
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I'm going to make a massive fraudulant gate company just to annoy them.
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I suppose it's the least you can do after he sent you that stuff.
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Someone used the term "going forward" to me the other day.
I asked them if they meant "in the future" and was told yes.
I told him that, going forward, I wouldn't be buying any more of his junction boxes.
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I asked them if they meant "in the future" and was told yes.
I told him that, going forward, I wouldn't be buying any more of his junction boxes.
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My mother-in-law is a geriatric version of Quentin. Extremely annoying and coming out with loads of irrelevant crap all the time.
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The world first use of the word "mother-in-law" was due to a spelling error in an essay by Locke on raffles.
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Funny, he hasn't been on here since your mother in law arrived at your house...
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Apple are annoying me
Asa mother someone who has to fix computers everyday I wouldn't recommend them to anyone and its nothing to do with the fact they are shiny fisher price fashion accessories, but because they break. I currently have 4 on my desk in various states of hardware failure. three are under a year old. The hard drives are shit and fail all the fucking time. Apple are trying to squeeze even more profits by putting shit nasty hardware in their shiny boxes and the apple fanatics are eating up every spoonful of the shit they are being served. This annoys me greatly. I hope Steve Jobs gets cancer and dies.
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As
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I have an apple but I also have a blackberry running on Orange
I can't remember what date I got them, but the raisons were clear at the lime
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I can't remember what date I got them, but the raisons were clear at the lime
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My phone contract is up for renewal. I don't want to replace my iPhone with another smart phone, as I have a blackberry for work and an iPad.
However I have no idea what sort of 'normal' phone to get.
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However I have no idea what sort of 'normal' phone to get.
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Get one of those 'old fart' phones with massive buttons so you don't get confused.
Alternatively, mr b3th has a rugged JCB phone with a laser pointer and a torch and shit.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Alternatively, mr b3th has a rugged JCB phone with a laser pointer and a torch and shit.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Round his neck like a panic button
b3th, come quickly! I can't reach the bourbons!
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b3th, come quickly! I can't reach the bourbons!
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He doesn't need a panic button
Every five minutes, it's "(b3th's nickname)! How do you spell X? Where's Y? Come and look at some random shit I found on the internet!"
It's like having kids.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Every five minutes, it's "(b3th's nickname)! How do you spell X? Where's Y? Come and look at some random shit I found on the internet!"
It's like having kids.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I hope when they told him he was dying they made him pay them 99p for an app that just said "It's Cancer :("
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I hoped that with Sobs tragic passing
Apple would start letting you use all software. Why won't they do this?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Apple would start letting you use all software. Why won't they do this?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Don't say taht!
I'm excited about getting my shiny new ipad this week. Don't ruin it for me before I even get it!
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm excited about getting my shiny new ipad this week. Don't ruin it for me before I even get it!
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I have one. It's crap. Fast. But crap. Good for HD porn. But crap. Heavy. And crap. Good as a reader. But crap.
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Don't listen to cowlick, they are very useful if you don't mind only being able to use one application at a time.
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If they're under a year old shouldn't they be done under warranty?
Even still, I'm sure they could get a replacement for nowt if they went down the apple shop and caused a scene about the sales of goods act.
Or is apple that shiny and important it transcends sales law?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Even still, I'm sure they could get a replacement for nowt if they went down the apple shop and caused a scene about the sales of goods act.
Or is apple that shiny and important it transcends sales law?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
They've been banging on about the new iPad being 4G
when it won't work in most countries.
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when it won't work in most countries.
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this is indeed true
And all that Siri crap that doesn't actuaaly work over here eitehr.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
And all that Siri crap that doesn't actuaaly work over here eitehr.
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All teh things in the advert like 'Is my brother here yet?'
that function only works in America.
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that function only works in America.
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I probably would
Like really nasty. Smack her about a bit, punch her in the backfat. Spit on her, that sort of thing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Like really nasty. Smack her about a bit, punch her in the backfat. Spit on her, that sort of thing.
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Siri fucking rocks, I use it all the time, it's so much easier to work out my calendar stuff.
And I think next month they'll switch on the locational stuff in the UK.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
And I think next month they'll switch on the locational stuff in the UK.
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Nope, they might enable it next month, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
If they have it for 'the new ipad', they'll have to at least have it for the ipad 2, and that came out before the iphone 4S, and it was a USP of that.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
If they have it for 'the new ipad', they'll have to at least have it for the ipad 2, and that came out before the iphone 4S, and it was a USP of that.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I suspect in fairness
that's more to do with them not being arsed to change US adverts. Anyway, they've been slapped for that one.
I hardly think "company dishonest in adverts" is a reason to complain, though. Unless you can arrange for any fucker advertising something as "100% natural" to be smacked down with the "well done, you've stated the law of conservation of matter as sales point" stick? I'd be impressed then
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
that's more to do with them not being arsed to change US adverts. Anyway, they've been slapped for that one.
I hardly think "company dishonest in adverts" is a reason to complain, though. Unless you can arrange for any fucker advertising something as "100% natural" to be smacked down with the "well done, you've stated the law of conservation of matter as sales point" stick? I'd be impressed then
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
1) You're a chick?
2) I fucking love apple products, my 3 year old laptop is still worth more than half of what I paid for it, and it can run anything that I've wanted to run on it, very quickly. They always use the highest grade proccessors available at the time, but I admit that it's a fucking joke how much the 'extras' are, £160 to go from 4gb ram to 8gb is rediculous.
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2) I fucking love apple products, my 3 year old laptop is still worth more than half of what I paid for it, and it can run anything that I've wanted to run on it, very quickly. They always use the highest grade proccessors available at the time, but I admit that it's a fucking joke how much the 'extras' are, £160 to go from 4gb ram to 8gb is rediculous.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
What on Earth are you going to be doing on a laptop
that requires 8gb of RAM?
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that requires 8gb of RAM?
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That's exactly what Apple think too, which is why its an extra option rather than default.
I've got my dev stuff that uses a good lot of that, lots of tabs and windows open with media-rich websites and lots of documentation.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I've got my dev stuff that uses a good lot of that, lots of tabs and windows open with media-rich websites and lots of documentation.
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Yeah, but 8 gig's worth?
It wasn't so long ago that was a server level amount.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
It wasn't so long ago that was a server level amount.
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I've normally got around 1.5g free, but it's always better to pair up the ram chips, so 6gb wouldn't really be that efficient.
Most of it goes in Firefox even though Chrome is my main browser.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Most of it goes in Firefox even though Chrome is my main browser.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I was going to use this argument
but it's a personal experience thing, innit? I just think it's idiotic to argue that macs break, because you're basically suggesting therefore that PCs don't.
I have a macbook pro that runs at exactly the same speed now as it did 5 years ago. Fucking try that with a PC laptop.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
but it's a personal experience thing, innit? I just think it's idiotic to argue that macs break, because you're basically suggesting therefore that PCs don't.
I have a macbook pro that runs at exactly the same speed now as it did 5 years ago. Fucking try that with a PC laptop.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Yeah, but you know why that is
All the targetted malware on the internet is targetted at Windows. If IOS was anywhere near as targetted, you'd have exactly the same problems, probably compounded by the lack of third party removal products.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
All the targetted malware on the internet is targetted at Windows. If IOS was anywhere near as targetted, you'd have exactly the same problems, probably compounded by the lack of third party removal products.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
*cough* iOS is mobile, OSX is desktop *cough*
I think Win8 will really kill off most malware, because every app would be sandboxed. MS are moving towards Apple's pholosophy by having a closed eccosystem, which has the pay-off of having to play by MS's rules.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I think Win8 will really kill off most malware, because every app would be sandboxed. MS are moving towards Apple's pholosophy by having a closed eccosystem, which has the pay-off of having to play by MS's rules.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Of course.
But you present that like it's a negative point of apples? It'd be like knowing that all red cars get stolen, no blues one do, and then buying a red car and trying to suggest that it being stolen is a good thing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
But you present that like it's a negative point of apples? It'd be like knowing that all red cars get stolen, no blues one do, and then buying a red car and trying to suggest that it being stolen is a good thing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I don't present it as a negative
more like an irrelevancy. You're comparing one thing to another on completely incomparable terms.
If I were to extend your analogy, it's more like the owner of the red car saying they don't like blue cars because you can't control them yourself. You can't change gears, you can't swap out engine components, all you can do is steer. To which the owner of the blue car retorts with "yeah? well red cars get nicked more often".
Different things.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
more like an irrelevancy. You're comparing one thing to another on completely incomparable terms.
If I were to extend your analogy, it's more like the owner of the red car saying they don't like blue cars because you can't control them yourself. You can't change gears, you can't swap out engine components, all you can do is steer. To which the owner of the blue car retorts with "yeah? well red cars get nicked more often".
Different things.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
totally depends what you want them for.
Your points are valid, but only if you want something other than a way of getting from a to b out of a car. The red car might be faster and better handling but if all you do is drive it to the supermarket that's an irrelevancy, the only thing that matters is that it keeps being stolen.
To me, being more or less immune to malware is the single most important thing in a computer (assuming all else is equal, which for everything I do bar lectures, it is, and for presentations and lectures, macs piss on pcs from a great height) because it means I don't have to care or pay attention. And I only have time for either caring about my computer or ranting on here. And I choose you.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Your points are valid, but only if you want something other than a way of getting from a to b out of a car. The red car might be faster and better handling but if all you do is drive it to the supermarket that's an irrelevancy, the only thing that matters is that it keeps being stolen.
To me, being more or less immune to malware is the single most important thing in a computer (assuming all else is equal, which for everything I do bar lectures, it is, and for presentations and lectures, macs piss on pcs from a great height) because it means I don't have to care or pay attention. And I only have time for either caring about my computer or ranting on here. And I choose you.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Sure, which is fine. I just don't like it when people say one's better than the other.
They aren't. I just prefer to use a PC for much the same reason as I choose manual cars over automatics. I'm not anti-Apple at all, I even have an iPhone, because I just need my smartphone to be a smartphone and the Apple one does it best.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
They aren't. I just prefer to use a PC for much the same reason as I choose manual cars over automatics. I'm not anti-Apple at all, I even have an iPhone, because I just need my smartphone to be a smartphone and the Apple one does it best.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You bust a move by comparing processor speeds and red dwarf scripts (AS SIGNED BY THE CAST AND CREW!!!!!)
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I'm running an overclocked Woodbridge and I've got a signed Lister figurine
*spins on head*
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*spins on head*
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
no, I know, fair play
I run my lab kit on a mix of Unix, PCs and macs depending on what's needed.
it just amazes me how many people will genuinely go "yeah but your mac only runs fine becuase there's no viruses on it" as if that's a bad thing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I run my lab kit on a mix of Unix, PCs and macs depending on what's needed.
it just amazes me how many people will genuinely go "yeah but your mac only runs fine becuase there's no viruses on it" as if that's a bad thing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
What worse about that is that in an intel mac so any in the last 8 years or so
takes the same RAM as a PC laptop which is a fraction of the price, the only difference is you don't buy it from apple. It cost e 20 quid to upgrade my macbook pro to 4gb. Yes I have a macbook pro, its 4 years old and the hardware in it is miles better than the shit they are selling now to cut costs.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)
takes the same RAM as a PC laptop which is a fraction of the price, the only difference is you don't buy it from apple. It cost e 20 quid to upgrade my macbook pro to 4gb. Yes I have a macbook pro, its 4 years old and the hardware in it is miles better than the shit they are selling now to cut costs.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Yeah
because PCs NEVER break, do they?
Well known for their reliability, which of course is why there are no computer repair shops in the UK anywhere.
Oh, wait.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
because PCs NEVER break, do they?
Well known for their reliability, which of course is why there are no computer repair shops in the UK anywhere.
Oh, wait.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Right very late on this but I work for a very large institution
with over 6000 pcs but only 300 macs. 50 macs have gone for warranty repair with either hard drive or touch pad failures this last year compared with just 3 PCs so you tell me what those numbers mean about the shoddy cheap shit Apple are putting in their products
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)
with over 6000 pcs but only 300 macs. 50 macs have gone for warranty repair with either hard drive or touch pad failures this last year compared with just 3 PCs so you tell me what those numbers mean about the shoddy cheap shit Apple are putting in their products
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Portmantoracle
Portmantoracle
Meaning: Portmanteau oracle
Function: Noun
Portmanteau origins: Portmanteau + Oracle
Example: "I have consulted many portmanteauoracles in searching for this offtopic on blended words. But my number one portmanteauoracle is definitely mark morrisons prison shoes. Shoutout mark morrisons prison shoes for smelly tramp = trelly. can i have a rewind?
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Portmantoracle
Meaning: Portmanteau oracle
Function: Noun
Portmanteau origins: Portmanteau + Oracle
Example: "I have consulted many portmanteauoracles in searching for this offtopic on blended words. But my number one portmanteauoracle is definitely mark morrisons prison shoes. Shoutout mark morrisons prison shoes for smelly tramp = trelly. can i have a rewind?
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This is making me lol heartily
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18100850
"He would have been killed instantly - but another massive electric charge snapped him back to life"
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18100850
"He would have been killed instantly - but another massive electric charge snapped him back to life"
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This made me lol heartily
wvgazette.com/News/201205050057
stupid americans.
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wvgazette.com/News/201205050057
stupid americans.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I want to know who approved the purchase
Somebody, somewhere, had to say "yes, this is appropriate equipment to be putting into a rural library and at a good price!"
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Somebody, somewhere, had to say "yes, this is appropriate equipment to be putting into a rural library and at a good price!"
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
You would, though. Luck like that's not coming along twice in a lifetime.
I can imagine him at each stage, certain that it's all going to fall through and getting more and more excited. Jammy fucking bastard.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I can imagine him at each stage, certain that it's all going to fall through and getting more and more excited. Jammy fucking bastard.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Government spends too much on something is not really news though, is it?
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They are building two aircraft carriers and are mothballing one straight away!
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The fact that another company bid more than that is ridiculous. As is the cost of the T1 cards.
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I would like to know how he tweeted with no limbs while swimming between two continants.
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I've seen them three times.
One of which was billed as 'THE WHOLE ORIGINAL WU TANG LINEUP'.
I don't remember 'Old itchy chin', 'Jimmy Hill the chef', Inspectah Reck-on' or 'Made-up Man' being on that first LP.
The best one was in Equinox in Leicester Square. Someone nicked Method Man's shoe when he was crowd surfing and wouldn't give it back for HALF AN HOUR during which they refused to perform. It was immensely gay and very funny indeed.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
One of which was billed as 'THE WHOLE ORIGINAL WU TANG LINEUP'.
I don't remember 'Old itchy chin', 'Jimmy Hill the chef', Inspectah Reck-on' or 'Made-up Man' being on that first LP.
The best one was in Equinox in Leicester Square. Someone nicked Method Man's shoe when he was crowd surfing and wouldn't give it back for HALF AN HOUR during which they refused to perform. It was immensely gay and very funny indeed.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Isn't at least one of them dead?
and doesn't that really preculude the whole original line-up playing? Or are they digging him up for the show?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
and doesn't that really preculude the whole original line-up playing? Or are they digging him up for the show?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This was in about 1998.
And yes, dear old ODB is no more. He was easily the best one as well.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
And yes, dear old ODB is no more. He was easily the best one as well.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
supermarket own brand jaffa cakes
are, as of yesterday, Jaffa Fakes.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
are, as of yesterday, Jaffa Fakes.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
as your deity
i have better things to do with my time than entertain you
go and have a wank or something
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
i have better things to do with my time than entertain you
go and have a wank or something
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Alt: Estate Agents
Absolute useless twats. Supposed to meet one in Bethnel Green but the arsehole never showed up, so I've had to traipse back to the office in New Cross to drop keys off. Was supposed to be going straight to Soho. Cunts the lot of them. Wouldn't have minded if he told me but to not answer your phone and leave me in limbo is a joke.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Absolute useless twats. Supposed to meet one in Bethnel Green but the arsehole never showed up, so I've had to traipse back to the office in New Cross to drop keys off. Was supposed to be going straight to Soho. Cunts the lot of them. Wouldn't have minded if he told me but to not answer your phone and leave me in limbo is a joke.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I always got hot female estate agents when I was looking for my current place
I guess the agencies thought "single guy, one bedroom flat, get him to use his penis to make the decision".
Worked though, did I choose the flat shown to me by the 23 year old lad in the pink shirt and the BMW 1 series? Did I fuck.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I guess the agencies thought "single guy, one bedroom flat, get him to use his penis to make the decision".
Worked though, did I choose the flat shown to me by the 23 year old lad in the pink shirt and the BMW 1 series? Did I fuck.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I am applying Chompy's First Law of Internet LOLs here
I had to Google it.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I had to Google it.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I've heard of Jack the Ripper and I was only FOUR when he was at large.
No excuse, Gaston.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
No excuse, Gaston.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Parry, parry, riposte
It's like the Three Musketeers in here this afternoon.
You're Ollie Reid, I'm totally Michael Yorke.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
It's like the Three Musketeers in here this afternoon.
You're Ollie Reid, I'm totally Michael Yorke.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
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