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We should all say our best jokes, that'll fill it up because we're all hilarious.

Here's mine, what do you call a Aligator in a vest?

An investigator.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, 171 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Snakey Poo !!!!!
I forget the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
that's ok Rory, I'm just glad you're here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Cheers bud

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I want to a seafood disco last night...
I pulled a mussel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I might have mussels for my birthday dinner tomorrow.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
why ddo you hate yourself so much?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I love a bit of moule frites with nice crusty bread and a good bottle of wine.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
As do I.
Happy birthday for tomorrow, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I believe this is one of the very few reasons to visit Belgium

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Belgium is awesome.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
this seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Clearly you've been with the wrong people.
I went with Crow and had a fantastic time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Many men have the same story to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
What ever happened to that (an)Twerp

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
One of the few places in europe I've never been.
I quite want to go to Bruge with a dwarf.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Brussels is spectacular.
to me anyway. I loved the city and how it was all full of twisty side streets and stuff. PEOPLE ARE HERE! BYE EVERYONE!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
BYE

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Ask Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)
What about beer you cretin?
PS pizza is next Tuesday, don't be a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Two for Tuesdays?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I don't know what this is. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Dominoes 2 for 1 on deliverys on Tuesdays
DONT JUDGE ME
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
*bangs 'gravel'*
SEND HIM DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Gavel shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
nah john gravel is the name of his man servant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Yes dear.
Hence the punctuation - I think it was Kitty RIP who dun that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
"very few"
Soz can't do tues, however I have friday and monday off and am around all weekend with the babba and no plans
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Ah OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
What's red and yet invisible?
No tomatoes.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
The mug i have my coffee in is covered in crazy little jokes, this thread was made for me!
An invisible man and an invisible woman had a child, it wasn't much to look at
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I bet you're the self appointed "company director of giggles"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
The CEO of mirth more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I'm a hoot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

h p
t f
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
what?
EDIT: ninja cunt, i saw that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Did you hear about the black Jew?
He had to get to the back of the gas chamber.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey!

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
ahahah this is the first one that's made me laugh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
You must have missed mine, above.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Oh man, then you'll love the follow up.
Guess where it lives?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
the isle of Man?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
No, silly.
An unstable!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Naked ape is typing a email to all staff and copy and pasting that in right now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'm adding to the funny quotes white board!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Our new development offices upstairs have whiteboard paint on the walls
People are now writing motivational quotes on them. I need to come in at the weekend and CDC it up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I downloaded a painting app for my new ipad
and the first thing i drew was a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
I should hope so too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
A wonkey sanctuary?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
What do you call a three legged donkey with a squint?
a winky wonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
STOP THIS NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
What do you call a small three legged donkey with a squint?
A winky dinky wonky donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
whilst playing the piano?
A plinky plonky winky dinky wonky donkey.

Monty is going to fucking KILL us.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
it's ok I brought it back to his level below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)
DIE NOW.Thanks x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Your daughter is going to love these.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
she's right about this one, Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Will she bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a small three legged donkey with a squint, a whale, a white American, playing the piano in a James Brown style?

A plinky plonky winky minkie honky dinky wonky fonky donkey.

For fuck's sake my morning stool could write these.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
did you mean little richard?
i don't think james brown played piano
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)
James Brown was fonky, not Little Richard.
The JB's had pianists and organists but I don't know their names and if I don't, no one else will, thus undermining this otherwise MASSIVELY FUNNY JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
on wikipedia there is a picture of him on keyboard
he must have played at least a bit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
YESSS!!!!!!!
That's what I meant to say, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
What do you call a Chinese small three legged donkey with a squint?
A Chinky winky dinky wonky donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
FUCK. OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
KIPPER TIE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I've got deja Moo
the feeling I've heard this bullshit before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
*wheels another old one out*
What do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?
A whopper with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Boaks

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
this post has made me hungry
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
stole from sickipedia
Old Macdonald spelled 'redirection' without any consonants.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
you have to search ariound for the good ones
My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right fucking idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.


CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.

Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)
That first one is superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I quite like that calendar fact.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
GOD THAT'S SUCH A SICK JOKE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
mostly sickipedia is about the racism
you'd love it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I have a look on there occasionally but much of it isn't very funny eh?
Some angry racists, some old jokes and then some knobbers attempting new ones and dying on their arses. It's the same as here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)
it's not, but you can find the odd good one here and there
i don't think anything could be as bad as this place, i've ruined it completely
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
NakedApe ruined it.
All you've done is kick a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This made me giggle FAR too much

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Some bird with a massive gap in her teeth advertises Rimmel or something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
AHAHAHAHHA I GET IT NOW!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Isn't it Lizzie Jagger?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Kate moss I think.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
The teeth gap one is Georgia May Jagger.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
It's amazing how few adverts I see now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
there's one with people with cat and dog heads

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
That's the beauty of sky plus.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Or was it 'cookability'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Is this the light version of "I don't even own a TV" ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Used an old computer to make a PVR

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I don't even know what one of those is :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Google says it's Georgia May Jagger
But I think Kate Moss still models for them too. In between, according to an article i read yesterday, drunk dialling Pete Doherty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
There's two people who I could happily see decapitated in a horrific car/lorry accident

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I'd prefer to see them take some really badly laced smack
and die in a pool of their own fetid excrement, myself.

sorry, did I just say that out loud? Yeah, lorry accident.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i prefer not to get wound up by people i've never met or seen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I prefer not to take what people I've never met or seen
say on the internet seriously, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
i prefer not to read what other people reply to me and jsut assume their pricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
touche.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Kate Moss is harmless, just incredibly thick.
Doherty is a foul specimen, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)
He seems to think he is some kind of amalgamation of
Oscar Wilde
Bob Dylan
Oscar the Grouch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Whereas in reality he is an amalgamation of
1. a poo
2. a gay and
3. your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
i'm pretty sure it's a weimaraner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travellers"
Marty McFly walks into a bar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)
That's simply the pussy version of
A barman says "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles in here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Embrace the geek, DF.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Except neutrinos have recently been proven to not travel faster than light so this doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
because, of course, Marty McFly has been scientifically demonstrated to travel in time.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
he has I saw a documentary in the cinema about his adventures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
ah, right so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
the fictional character works in the fictional joke
an incorrect scientific theory does not work in the fictional joke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
since the joke is fictional
it doesn't make a jot of difference either way, Quents. All that matters is that, since the whole thing was in the news, the joke is understood whether the theory behind it is correct or not.

Or are you suggesting that all calendar seasons really ARE named after coiled bits of metal?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)
of course they are, otherwise my joke wouldn't work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
well, you live and learn.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
all the months of the year are types of stylised, usually formal walking
except january, february, april, amy, june, july, august, september, october, november and december
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
That's a whole other level of geek mate
Sci-fi, comics, LOTR - me. Anything remotely to do with actual science that you can study - you.

Morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Morning Mr Foxtrot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

+ s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Morning mate
How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Quite good ta
A two hour power cut last night involving screaming daughter scared of the dark apart

You still heading for Manchester soon?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Afraid not
Well, I'm quite pleased about it because Manchester is a shithole, but it makes me sad that I won't be around to meet you for beers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Awww

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Yeah I know
Come see CombiChrist with me in London next month instead!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Fuck That Shit
Actually, it is Mrs Cow's 40th soon and I'm off on holiday so therefore fucking skint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Fair play
Where you off to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Menorca for a week
\o/

I need a holiday so badly.....

Also trying to arrange a day/night in York for just me and her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
You big soft twat
Sounds lovely mate. Enjoy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I hope to

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Ooh.
Are you back?
Where's your wheelie bin, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Morning darling
Not really back, super busy at work which is why I haven't been posting and also why I shouldn't be doing so now.

Designing biscuits now are we?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Yes, and you should totally follow it.
Also, because you're never around to talk to any more, I hop next weekend goes reaaly well for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
That's really kind of you, thank you :-)
I am slightly confused by this link of yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Well I expected it to be your biscuit designing business frankly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)
You see Scottys ashes were shot into orbit the other day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Yeah I thought that was awesome
The question is, do we have to wait for James Cameron to die to bury him at sea?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Now his ashes are as close to Scotland as his accent ever was.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
3rd time lucky

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?"
Descartes replies "I think not" and vanishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
What happened to that thread?
Just vanished.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
That one
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Well, he is mobile

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I feel bad for liking this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
How many potatoes does it take to kill ans Irishman?
None
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
LOVE that one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
At the end of the day it was only the potatoes that were affected
You will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. If you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a decent restaurant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
'modest' restaurant, ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
OUTPARTRIDGED
I must now show penance by watching all the James Bond films over a bank holiday weekend. Figuring in a twenty-minute dump break after Thunderball, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
You see he got a new series eventually on Sky?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
YES
And a movie in the works. Just hope Coogan's not returning to the character because he's run out of ideas.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
hamlet 2 was on the other night
i didn't watch more than 5 seconds, it looked really bad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Never heard of it, I bet it's shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
i read the summary on the 'i' button
he does an american accent for some reason, and plays a failing english teacher who writes a sequeal to hamlet (2008)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
In-vesti-Gator
get it?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
No sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
is that a type of crocodile that does banking?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I went to a club last night, and threw shapes on the dancefloor.
Yoghurt everywhere.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Now this one is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
I went out drinking with some yoghurts last night
I was mullered
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Isn't that Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I had that Sean Connery round mine the other day helping out with a bit of DIY
I left him putting up some shelving while I grouted the bathroom. Come back half an hour later and he's made a complete arse of the job - the shelf was wonky and badly supported. I had a go and told him to take it down and try again.

He got all teary bless him. Looked at me and said "I am ashamed of my shelf".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Did the shelf contain a 3 legged donkey?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
A tripodonkey?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I think its a bit solipsistic in here
but maybe its just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

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