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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh hai!
I nearly stood on a bird yestarday and the cheeky fucker shat on my step. When was the last time you stood on an animal?
alt: salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?
alt alt: BRAINFART!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 18:25, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I nearly stood on a bird yestarday and the cheeky fucker shat on my step. When was the last time you stood on an animal?
alt: salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?
alt alt: BRAINFART!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 18:25, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You're either displaying a sense of irony
Or /talk has imploded. Again.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Or /talk has imploded. Again.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 18:47, Reply)
You must have very small feet
I reckon hedgehogs are only about size 3.
Evening Cavy.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I reckon hedgehogs are only about size 3.
Evening Cavy.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:01, Reply)
salt and onion
Vinegar and cheese.
Yeah, think about that for a while
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Vinegar and cheese.
Yeah, think about that for a while
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Cheese and onion all the way
Though I once had a brain fart and brought salt and vinegar by mistake. God-damn it walkers why did you swap the colours of the packets around in 1994? I cant keep up!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Though I once had a brain fart and brought salt and vinegar by mistake. God-damn it walkers why did you swap the colours of the packets around in 1994? I cant keep up!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)
What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you were a scientist
and science PROVES that salt and vinegar are far superior
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:01, Reply)
and science PROVES that salt and vinegar are far superior
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:01, Reply)
I'll take em both lol
On a serious note I hope that whoever came up with the walkers sachet flavour in a bag of plain crisps gimmick got the sack, cos that was fucking shit.
Also space raiders were fucking shit.
But not scampi nik naks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)
On a serious note I hope that whoever came up with the walkers sachet flavour in a bag of plain crisps gimmick got the sack, cos that was fucking shit.
Also space raiders were fucking shit.
But not scampi nik naks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I think I can sum up today in a blues song.
Yeah', I woke up this mornin'
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
And I was late before I begin
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEeeeaaah', I woke up this mornin'
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Shouldn't have closed my door in
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEEEAAHHHHHH So I woke up late,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Missed the train and saw it leave the gate.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
But I'm off to my dream job.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But it's not what I thought it was.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I got my credentials in PHP
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
but they're making me code in ASP.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEAH', I'm pretty hot in jQuery
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Didn't realise that's the only skill I'll see.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
I finished my first client site,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I got the PSDs into CSS/HTML, just right.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEAH', I finished my first client site, I announce with glee.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But then it dawn'ed on me
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'll have to finish off using ASP.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
So I picked up some japanese on the way home,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I don't wanna cook and I'm all alone.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But then after I went to the cashpoint
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Point being I pressed the 10 squid buttons.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Got greeted with 'Insurcient funds'.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
YEAH', today it sucks to be me.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'm only on my job day three.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Two more days 'till the weekeend.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'll have some more tablets by then.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEEEEAAAAAH', to day it sucks to be me.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
A PHP coder who's learning ASP.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Yeah', I woke up this mornin'
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
And I was late before I begin
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEeeeaaah', I woke up this mornin'
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Shouldn't have closed my door in
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEEEAAHHHHHH So I woke up late,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Missed the train and saw it leave the gate.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
But I'm off to my dream job.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But it's not what I thought it was.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I got my credentials in PHP
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
but they're making me code in ASP.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEAH', I'm pretty hot in jQuery
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Didn't realise that's the only skill I'll see.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
I finished my first client site,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I got the PSDs into CSS/HTML, just right.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEAH', I finished my first client site, I announce with glee.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But then it dawn'ed on me
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'll have to finish off using ASP.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
So I picked up some japanese on the way home,
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I don't wanna cook and I'm all alone.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
But then after I went to the cashpoint
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Point being I pressed the 10 squid buttons.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Got greeted with 'Insurcient funds'.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.... dum dee dum de dee.
YEAH', today it sucks to be me.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'm only on my job day three.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
Two more days 'till the weekeend.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
I'll have some more tablets by then.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
YEEEEAAAAAH', to day it sucks to be me.
Ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum.
A PHP coder who's learning ASP.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Aw.
Listen to this, it'll cheer you right the fuck up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyuzlr_6VXs&feature=relmfu
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Listen to this, it'll cheer you right the fuck up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyuzlr_6VXs&feature=relmfu
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)
We like Katzenjammer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aswXKmV0wDo
I think a few hours on Katzenjammer would please me a lot.
White Denim on 6 at the moment - I'm seeing them tomorrow. Hurrah!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aswXKmV0wDo
I think a few hours on Katzenjammer would please me a lot.
White Denim on 6 at the moment - I'm seeing them tomorrow. Hurrah!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
They were just on TOTP2
I'd never heard them before, but they seem really sweet girls. And fun to bop to.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I'd never heard them before, but they seem really sweet girls. And fun to bop to.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
They've been around for a few years.
Scandanavian - never seen them live but they're on my "to see" list.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Scandanavian - never seen them live but they're on my "to see" list.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I've been on the piss since 12
Just got home, I will be walking to the chinese takeaway round the corner in about 15 mins.
That is all.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Just got home, I will be walking to the chinese takeaway round the corner in about 15 mins.
That is all.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I have low expectations
And I regularly fail to live down to them.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)
And I regularly fail to live down to them.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)
12!
40 years ago. I remember being 12, it was great! No alcomahol but great.
*wanders off mumbling 'I remember when all this was just fields' etc etc*
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)
40 years ago. I remember being 12, it was great! No alcomahol but great.
*wanders off mumbling 'I remember when all this was just fields' etc etc*
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Just this second
Am out dog walking and shortly will be having some lovely lovely beer
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Am out dog walking and shortly will be having some lovely lovely beer
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I have this feeling - just a thought, like - that Jeff has never fucked a dog in his life.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
but the internet said he does, and the internet also said bert fucked his sister so I think it's true.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I tell terrible lies and I'm on the internet
ergo - you're wrong!
Alt - Which lies?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)
ergo - you're wrong!
Alt - Which lies?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I have met Al IRL, although I have little recollection of the event.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Found the origin of his username the other day.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813695
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813695
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
You've got far too much time on your hands Woodside.
I remember Jeff's old username. He was a very funny O/T contributor.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I remember Jeff's old username. He was a very funny O/T contributor.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I have often wondered about the origins of his name.
Good find. Well done.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Good find. Well done.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I cycled over a dead squirrel week before last
it was grim.
Salt n vinegar all the way. For someone who loves cheese and likes onions, I have a peculiar hatred of cheese and onion crisps.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
it was grim.
Salt n vinegar all the way. For someone who loves cheese and likes onions, I have a peculiar hatred of cheese and onion crisps.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
OMG, I've come up with my iPhone idea that I'm going to build.
I call it "Little Playbook", and it's going to be an app where people can upload/download "plays", with pictures and facebook. A 'Play' is some kind of chatup line/technique, and they can rate them too. It'll let you post them to social media if they want to too.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)
I call it "Little Playbook", and it's going to be an app where people can upload/download "plays", with pictures and facebook. A 'Play' is some kind of chatup line/technique, and they can rate them too. It'll let you post them to social media if they want to too.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Evening all
Is anyone here, or are you all outside?
I've been drinking in the sun all afternoon.
I can't account for any small insects that got stood on during this.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Is anyone here, or are you all outside?
I've been drinking in the sun all afternoon.
I can't account for any small insects that got stood on during this.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'm about to go to bed
Day off tomorrow for me which will be spent weeding and planting.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Day off tomorrow for me which will be spent weeding and planting.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
You need a garden.
I love my garden.
White Denim tomorrow night too. Topper.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I love my garden.
White Denim tomorrow night too. Topper.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I have a garden
I just can't be arsed to do gardening.
I pay a man to do the hard work instead.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I just can't be arsed to do gardening.
I pay a man to do the hard work instead.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You don't know what you're missing
Mine is becoming a work of art. Possibly a Rothko, but I'm happy.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Mine is becoming a work of art. Possibly a Rothko, but I'm happy.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I can't unclench my jaw, and it really hurts.
I think it must be down to stupid amounts of stress. I thought maybe having a drink would loosen me up.
It did. Especially my legs.
No, that sounds rude.
I mean my walking muscles.
No, that's askng for a strikethrough.
Let's just say I'm fucking hammered.
You're not just in from work, are you?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I think it must be down to stupid amounts of stress. I thought maybe having a drink would loosen me up.
It did. Especially my legs.
No, that sounds rude.
I mean my walking muscles.
No, that's askng for a strikethrough.
Let's just say I'm fucking hammered.
You're not just in from work, are you?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)
It's 28 degrees here tomorrow!
On the plus side no one I know is free, I'd rather be working than sitting in the house doing nothing. And I can sit in the office garden which is very nice. I'm not going to do any actual work.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
On the plus side no one I know is free, I'd rather be working than sitting in the house doing nothing. And I can sit in the office garden which is very nice. I'm not going to do any actual work.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I do need money.
Seeing as I was forced to buy a bag for 160 quid today against my will.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Seeing as I was forced to buy a bag for 160 quid today against my will.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)
He saw it
and thought 'I want that'. Either that or he bought it for his missus.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)
and thought 'I want that'. Either that or he bought it for his missus.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I went into Liberty because there's an APC bag I was thinking of getting.
I asked if they had it as I couldn't find it, they said yes and took me to it, it was behind the till. Asked if that's the one I meant and I said yes, as in yes can I look at it, and before I could blink he's scanned it at the till and telling me 'that's 160 pounds please sir'. I was too embarrassed to correct him so just went along with it. It's a nice bag to be fair, but I don't want it. The missus works round the corner she's gonna take it back for me on Friday. I'm never going in there again, the sales staff are ruthless.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I asked if they had it as I couldn't find it, they said yes and took me to it, it was behind the till. Asked if that's the one I meant and I said yes, as in yes can I look at it, and before I could blink he's scanned it at the till and telling me 'that's 160 pounds please sir'. I was too embarrassed to correct him so just went along with it. It's a nice bag to be fair, but I don't want it. The missus works round the corner she's gonna take it back for me on Friday. I'm never going in there again, the sales staff are ruthless.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I like steak and onion.
I know this doesn't answer the question proper, but I felt I had to share.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I know this doesn't answer the question proper, but I felt I had to share.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I try.
You're not having any of my steak and onion crisps, though, cos I'm going to bed.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)
You're not having any of my steak and onion crisps, though, cos I'm going to bed.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I am a horrific porker with no sense of social grace, no mistake about it.
Don't let other user's perception of me as an all round nice guy fool you, Mumpers; if I'd been around during WW2 I'd have bullied Hitler for being a big soft vegetarian poof. And made him watch as I shagged Eva Braun from behind whilst nonchalantly flicking the pages of a copy of 'PlayJew' as it rested casually on her back.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Don't let other user's perception of me as an all round nice guy fool you, Mumpers; if I'd been around during WW2 I'd have bullied Hitler for being a big soft vegetarian poof. And made him watch as I shagged Eva Braun from behind whilst nonchalantly flicking the pages of a copy of 'PlayJew' as it rested casually on her back.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Also, I trod on my dog's foot earlier this week.
Just to answer the question, like.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Just to answer the question, like.
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 0:16, Reply)
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