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Thread deletionA bad thing, or a very bad thing?
Failing that, turn it into a lunch thread.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:16, 213 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
thread deletion is well LOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:18,
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have i missed more online dramaz?now what?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:19,
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cq was counting negative replies in the last threadhe got to ten and then deleted, everyone else blew it out of proportion as i think it was either deliberate or a cry for help, he seems down to me, RS
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this pretty much.i'd probably not have done it as the thread actually showed some promise, but Kroney started responding deliberately to bump the numbers up and I never could resist a dare.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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CQ rolls a 3 and punches himself in the face.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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oh, so many times Mumps, so many times.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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y'know quint, you are mostly one of the few fun things around here lately.I don't care who you are, you're , mostly, OK
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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cheers cq, that means an awful loti did ask who these better people were you mentioned in the last thread
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off the top of my head (lack of inclusion in the list is not significant:BGB
DG
Tourettes
Darth
Noel
probably others.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:36,
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BGB is a moaning old man in drag who lives with cats and has to be employed by her parents as no one else will have herDG? Who? Donkey gums?
Tourettes? What?
Darth is a girly gay nampy pamby ballroom dancing closet dweller
and from what i saw of noel his only posts were 'omg i'm gonna kill myself, no not really, oh wait maybe, omg aren't pakis lazy?'
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1635729(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:43,
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now see who's being dull?i'm talking here and all you've done is repeat yourself
the reason you're bored is because you're boring, come up with something of interest, and this is to all of you, or fuck off with your moaning you miserable sack of shits
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I've met all 5 of them IRL, and they're awesome people, whom I would be more than happy to go for a pint withYou, however, simply come across as a whining little pissant, desperate for attention. I'd rather have them than you, any day of the week.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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sorry you're calling me whineyyet all you do is complain? buck the fuck up you miserbale shit
contribute and make it interesting or take your misery elsewhere, prick
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I think you're one of the better posters on herebut then, I also think the above five posters are worth having. There are very few people on here that I dislike.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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thanks kroneythe sad fact is that at least i try, these people complaining only ever seem to complain
if they don't like it they should fuck off, there are plenty of other options
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I have no misery atm, and if you'll notice, my complaints are aimed mostly at you.I do contribute, I chat, I discuss, I share opinions, as I always have done. Some people disagree with me, that's fair enough, that's their choice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:48,
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so i am singlehandedly ruining an entire messageboard full of dozens of posters?a messageboard with an ignore function, where you could easily leave? are you thick or what?
i have never seen you do anything but moan like a menopausal woman
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I wouldn't say singlehandedly, no.But you do certainly have a hand in it getting shitter.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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The only time a problem occurs is when someonethinks that the board ought to conform to what they want it to be. This has always been a board where people take the piss out of each other. It's not going to change. Nor should it. It'll change naturally as people join and leave.
Back before a bunch of posters left it was all Home Sweet Home threads and that was fucking terrible.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51,
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Fucking terrible.That was the only time I've come close to moving to a different sub-board.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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I have met all of them except Darth and I agree with you AA.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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Validation online!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51,
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Righto, chief.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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I have met all of them except BGB, DG, Tourettes and Darthand he gave me lift from the station so he's great.
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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See I don't agree with that. Darth and DG yeah but not the others. I think the posters that are the most consistently funny/entertaining are;
Jeff
Baz
Monty
Rory
They make me laugh the most but I'm sure others would disagree.
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You don't really think you're one of the funniest people on here do you? You can't be that lacking in self awareness. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:55,
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she takes money for people to shit on herawareness isn't her strong suit
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there is only one of mei had a sock once, but i have forgotten its name this many a long month
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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oh godmy socks have a misspelled life of their own
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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I don't know what you are so I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57,
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oh boy! this is going on the fridge!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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Thank fuck for that!I thought I'd dreamed a whole thread.
Deletion - it's a VERY bad thing!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Any ideas why it was deleted?Surely no-one would've been too horrid to the OP!
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Bad, and very very dullMuch like this place tends to be some days, more so recently. We don't attract any noobs, because they're instantly frightened away, the older ones are falling in number, as people either can't come on here, or are just not interested anymore.
I'm not necessarily advocating a return to hugz and cakes, but this sniping is just getting boring now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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this place needs hugz and cake, sniping alone is dullthis place needs snoping, hugz and cake alone are dull.
all about the balance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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I was never really aliveIf a sockpuppet falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
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Not much, I think.Who the hell is Quint by the way? Also, how you doing, you massive quender?
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Carrying on.Need to figure out how to sort out getting a £400 suit back from the tailor's to mine using public transport and not getting mugged. Joy.
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Wear it and carry your cheap clothes?Nobody's going to mug you for the clothes off your body.
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maybe they want the Body underneath the suit?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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The wooden chest and the hundreds and hundreds of little legs?/nerd-joke
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Good ideaNo-one wearing expensive clothes is a viable mugging target
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Well that was disappointingly easyI was hoping for a spot of back-and-forth banter and oneupmanship culminating in you promising to dance around whichever pub we end up in singing the Chicken Tonight song
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?
Oh and I have four months off.
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Oh and I have four months off.
fuck all
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That's disappointingI was hoping that by now there'd have been at least one revolution and a few beheadings
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I know, I feel it's one of my better qualities(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:30,
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no need for that, you seem tensewhen was the last time you got lucky?
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Last night, thanks for askingI also can't help be amused that the person who just post deleted is calling me childish
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31,
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Every time I refresh this exchange is the gift that keeps on giving
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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yeah cos deleting a dead end post is really childish, you moaning prick(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
WAAA WAAA WAAAThat's how this is sounding to me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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again with the accusations of moaning, when you're the one who moans persistently complaining about otherscontributes fuck all and thinks he has some say in how the rest of the board operates
fuck you you mumless prick
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I have an opinion, yesI don't think I have any more of a say on how this board operates than you do grasp on reality.
I contribute plenty, I discuss, I meet people at bashes, I stay friends with many of them afterwards. Others think I'm a cunt, but ah well.
Just because I don't always have the time/dole money to be on here 24/7, doesn't mean I don't contribute.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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Not moaning, simply responding.Sorry to break it to you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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HappilyAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50,
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:(is that the only joke you know?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=octopus+pajamas
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Not my only joke, but certainly one of my favourite(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:59,
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hopefully this will make you like meAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
The only thing that could possibly make me like you is for you to admit which long time poster you actually are, before riding off into the sunsetThat might work.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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maybe that rob manuel should go on one of them documentaries again to get some publicityattract new users, like
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it's one of the silly weakneses of this forum (like being able to change you username at will) that can and does get exploitedsometimes for good, mostly for bad.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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well, if people are going to say 'it's that kind of forum, live with it' about some of the humourthe same applies to sock puppets, threat deletion and such. comes with the territory and ads to the flavour.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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TrueAlthough sockpuppet accounts strike me as being a little daft.
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sometimes they add to the funsometimes not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:38,
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Deep, man, deep.I liked "Sex and Violence", one of their more minimalist tracks.
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Depends on the reason, if it's too annoy someone then fair enough.
Lunch? it's not even breakfast time yet.
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Jesus a new low day for OTI'm even considering actually doing some work!
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:40,
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Best described as tiresome.Not as tiresome as Quentin though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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OH WOW! Everybody's favourite double standards shaved Ewok is here. Nice Cuban heels by the way, what's the weather like up there? 5 foot 6 is some ill altitude, my diminutive nilla.
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I seem to recall that you're shorter than me. How are you anyway PD? Other than being diminutive that is.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53,
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alright ta.I may be 5 foot 9ish, but I lack the massive chip on my shoulder and the Olympic standard pomposity.
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I prefer it to be described as 'weapons grade pomposity'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:56,
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see? you can't even take an insult without trying to better ityou napoleonic pole smoker
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Garlic stuffed olives and some Co-op brown bread.
Also, there's been no play at the cricket, so they've also taken lunch.
Never mind, there'll be a new QOTW along soon. That's bound to cheer us up.
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Rump Steak Stroganoff, the canteen have hit a new high.I'd go for a draw on the cricket, odds are still reasonable.
A new QOTW? Yay, can I post? Please? Please?
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i'm suing a chinese restauranttheir online menu is making me fucking STARVING and i don't even like chinese food v much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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fucking hell OT, you lot sure like to whinge.how about a shouting random words for a while?
ASPHYXIWANK
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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join in, it's fun. I'm screaming these at my desk as I type.BRIEBOLLOCKS
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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video itthen post the link
we would ALL like to see that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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i hope to fucking god that when my mother dies i'm not anywhere near as pissy and whiney a little fucking manchild as AA is(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)
When? I sat on her this morning. Bitch is still stuck to my cheeks, I need a stick to pick her off.
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I hope the last thing she sees before she dies is your pathetic witterings on hereThat way, she'll truly know how pathetic the child she raised is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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ditto your mum, i hope she's looking up from hell rolling her eyes and muttering about how you'd have been a real man if your dad has raised you properly(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Well, if there is a Heaven, my Mum is thereShe was nice, you see?
Well, one of us has a girlfriend that actually exists, the other doesn't. I'm still winning in the man stakes, sunshine.
And seen as I can barely grow facial hair, making me less of a man, that really reflects quite how pathetic you are.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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wtf are you talking about you moaning nonsensical prick?there is no heaven or hell, your mum's rotting in a hole in the ground, or a fine powder scattered over the knocking spot your dad used to take her for anal.
i have been with my girlfriend for years, you've been out with some fat intermong a few times and you think you know it all.
nobody mentioned your facial hair, you hormone deficient ovary tumour. you're less of a man because your dad failed at his one job, he did your mum no jsutice whatsoever, you've turned out a right whiney little girl
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Well, you mentioned being a real man, I simply gave reference points.Your girlfriend doesn't exist, this is gathered as pretty much fact. If she does, she's probably absolutely nothing like you've described in the past. Mine is slim, attractive, intelligent, and has many other positive attributes.
You mentioned Hell, I simply responded in kind.
My Dad has had several jobs, and been successful in the majority of them. Yes, not all went his way, but life is like that.
You seem to be very angry today, have you not taken your medication, or have you not received your dole money this week?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:43,
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seems like a pretty longwinded suicide method, but i'll give it a shot(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)
there's a bird in my office with a reference-quality arse.And VPLs.
Just thought I'd share.
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looks like thunder has an execution style list. poor swipey :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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I guarantee no b3tan has ever seen a stylist.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:13,
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For lunch I'm smoking and swooning over thissoundcloud.com/myblogcliche1/hot-chip-if-i-was-your
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)
With reference to my frankly sparkling post earlierI am neither dead nor asleep. Sorry, and all that.
However, it looks like I missed some playground antics.
Thread deletion - as bad as shitting on the vicar's carpet? Maybe not.
But as bad as queue jumping? Yeah, probably.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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I think it's bad to shit on anyones carpet.why the special attention to vicars?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:16,
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Vicars' carpets are double-unshit-on-ableDue to the large amount of God in the fibers. God takes a dim view of people shitting on him.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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You appear to be some kind of expert on teh subject...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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My daughter made me so proud a few weeks ago when she turned to me in the street and said"There's no God is there daddy"
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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Give that child a lollipop.I bet she believes in Jedis though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24,
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I saw the picture of you and child 2 the other day. it was very sweet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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my dad's a priest and I shat on his carpet.nothing unusual happened. God can suck my unwiped bumhole.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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no, just the one!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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It's like killing the baby after it's been born. Which would be no bad thing for some b3tans.
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So fine then? Well acording to these guyswww.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9113394/Killing-babies-no-different-from-abortion-experts-say.html
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Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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seems reasonable to me, they could extend that to anyone under 30 or over 55(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)
That entire thing amused meEveryone was saying that 'THEY WANT TO KILL ARE KIDS, INNIT! SICK BASTARDS', etc.
All they did was provide an argument for discussion, and people instantly saw that as people threatening their kids. Bunch of utter spastics.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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This would be amusing if it wasn't almost a perfect impression of those who waded in(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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So now you wish I was dead?For shame Quinten, for shame.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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No need, she's already dead, remember?You go on about it an awful lot, I'm surprised you've forgotten.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:46,
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Very bad indeed.Far worse than someone saying they find LARPing pathetic. That's entirely reasonable. DESTROYING THE LITERARY EFFORTS of hardworking B3tans is worse than shoving Ray Bradbury up your cock and shitting out an Arthur C Clarke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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Thread deletion = badJust start a new one and do some Al-style COME-TO-THE-NEW-THREAD beakering on every post in the old one.
I got caught in the rain last night for less than 5 minutes and despite having home-made chicken fajitas for dinner with extra chillies I appear to be developing a cold. Arse. The only result of the fajitas was a particularly uncomfortable dump this morning.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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I have a cold too.I can't stop coughing and it's kept me up half the night. I expect I should try to say something positive about this but eff that shizzle yo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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It's lucky you never invite me out for beers or I'd be blaming you for mine(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:47,
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Dude given my parlous finances I rarely go for beers. My flat is my ‘pub’. Still, at least the jukebox is good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:51,
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It's just the selector arm that's worn out and prone to sticking(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:07,
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it generated a nice long threadif you delete this one maybe an even bigger thread will spring up with people discussing it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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