Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Al.Your fat, bald and northern, what could I possibly say that life hasn't already told you.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:51,
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Your welcomeHow long shall we keep this up?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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As I say go fish. What makes you think everyone's a glove puppet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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I don't, but you clearly are because your account has been there for over a year and yet you've suddenly only just started posting.
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Doesn't necessarily followI had an account for a couple of years before I posted.
Also, aren't sock puppets supposed to be amusing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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OI(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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At thIs point I'll stand up for hartley hareHe was very helpful about York stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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I hope you said thankyou.I'm going to York in few weeks. Where is the sandwich shop they mentioned?
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Did you just punch a rabbit while defending HH?I'm on to you, sporto.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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*opens eyes*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:58,
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tusk tuskThey lied to me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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that's irrelephant(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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You told me you moved down south when you were tiny (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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LIES!Al has never been tiny.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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Fucks sake sporters, I told you that in private.I'm never telling you anything again.
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No you didn't!You posted it on here!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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I am an official /off topic good guyI promise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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It's all a front!He's drowning kittens as we speak.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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that sounds like a fantastic euphemism."I was absolutely bursting for a piss, man. I mean, totally drowning kittens."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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I'm just off to drown one now2 mins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13,
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It'snow seven minutes. I think he shakes too hard.
And long.
And often.
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hahahaha"It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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What do you expect a man to do when his wife is away?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39,
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Play 'daddy's special game' with the kids.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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Have you been having sex with your husbands kids again ?Oh b3th, NOT AFTER LAST TIME
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43,
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Oh hello.The mere mention of paedophilia and here you are. Is there some kind of alarm on your computer or something.
*worries*
You're not watching me right now are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46,
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I fucking love Weston Super MareI'm just here on umm business
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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The only business here is Weston is drugs and prostitution.Unfortunately I'm not qualified to work in either.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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I'm an avid collector of bunty especially copies featuring 'Superstitious Cindy' and 'The Phantom Ballerina' - A mysterious girl arrives at Madame Petrova's ballet school, but she can't dance.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Bollocks you lying northern scummer. I can't believe you betrayed my trust.
My God, this must be how Fat BobbyAndrew felt when I told everyone that he had tried to add me as a facebook friend? I can't believe it hurts this bad inside.
I'LL NEVER TRY AND HURT YOU AGAIN ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!
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LolsCan I add you just so you can delete me to make it up?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12,
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I've added a couple of b3tans recentlyI'm going to mention it when I unfriend them.
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Not if they unfriend you first I guessIs there a protocol?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26,
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As I believe I've told you, the standard protocol is for me to post a photo of your new haircutwith your face obscured by cocks. You then throw a hissy fit about whether or not a band you like is actually any good and then you unfriend me.
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Damn straight.Me and Swipe, we're like two people who really want to get naked and rub each others bodies all over with our genitals.
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You'llbe playing SunBingo,SunBingo,SunBingo, next.
Common as muck.
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Goodnight and godbless, I'm off to bed.I've got to get at least a 10 mile run tommorow morning.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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His tongue got frozen to the window when he was licking it.He didn't realise you were supposed to lick the inside.
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