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Alt: Lunch you fat fails
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An alternative lunch thread just got deleted.It looked better than this one.
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Hey, if you like the deleted thread so much why don't you just kill yourself?(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
He got there firstthe early bird etc.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Yours still looked better,it didn't involve MPs, and fucking social fishnet working shenannigans.
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You're both single, I reckon it could work out for both of you(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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I've been trying to get Berk to give up on herself and date Kroney.I think his swollen tongue might just push him one step closer.
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chix dig his aroma of shit and curries (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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feel free to stick to lunchAnd unpleasant things in your mouth if you want, ain't no question police here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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I saw this over on /board, or /talk, or somewhere.Somebody said they'd probably give her one, but they'd have to be very angry first.
I concur with this sentiment.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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"Louise Mensch insists the new site's name is not a pun on her surname" No, but I'll wager she's just a front for the actual launchers and was chosen specifically because of her surname.
alt: I've tried a chicken nori wrap from POD today. It's rank. I am choking it down, though, as it's supergood for me and I had half a 15" takeout pizza last night. I'm having the other half tonight.
Actually it's growing on me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Just so you knowMy own tongue is the most unpleasant thing that I've had in my mouth for a long time. It feels like it's three times its normal size.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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Been fellating a Portuguese Manowar?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17,
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No, I've got some weird bug.I thought it was a cold at first, but I've had a thoroughly unpleasant 24 hours. I think I'm on the mend now, though.
I tell the best stories.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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I think you have acquired an immunodeficiency syndrome(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22,
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ive had an english muffinWith grape jelly and sausage and cheese for breakfast!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17,
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Do you play the french horn?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:23,
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Hi KristineJust reminding you of your favourite song.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:26,
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Yes we do.We call them 'muffins'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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i've trended this already on my Menshndeck(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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I've pinted it on pinteresttwatted it on twitter and basefucked it on facebook.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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I take little enough interest in my own website, all this social media is fucking bollocksWAKE UP PEOPLE
i'll be all well lol when facebook tanks
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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28p noodles with added chilli sauce *cries*The thought of getting regular updates from a bunch of tedious, pointless wankers about council budgets and international diplomacy is making me even more depressed than my lunch is. Thanks yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20,
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Perhaps we should revisit that electric"What type of window frames are best?" conversation?
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21,
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What you could do though, rightis paint the upvc with a brown woodstain like solution. Do it with a thick fibred brush and you've got some classy looking fake woodgrain.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24,
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That'll look lovely when I am stood drinking in the street in a vest and joggers,leaning on a wheel-less Ford Anglia on bricks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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Fuck no.He has a souped-up Ford Probe with a spoiler the size of a minor tsunami on the back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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What's wrong with these?gdigaragedoors.co.uk/images/upvc_windows_manchester.jpg
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HahhahahaThere's a Tudor council house just down the road from me. In the middle of a terrace of red brick 1960s council houses, oddly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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OK I'll omit the chilli sauce next time. Jeez.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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I give it 30 seconds before it ends up as "your mum" posts, kittens, and rule 34.
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Keema matar & 2 chapattis from the Standard Sweet Centre on Foleshill RdFood of the gods! I'll be eating 1/2 now & half later.
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*me saying how shit Douglas Adams was and how I'm glad he's dead goes here*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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He's no Doug Naylor, Rob Grant or Kim Fuller, that's for sure.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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In that respect he is absolutely without fault.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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Come on then, let's hear it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:37,
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You never hear the witty ripostes because you're too busy standing outside in the rain.(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is good toohighpowerrocketry.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/scale-of-planets-and-stars.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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having never landed on the moon in 1969 all that planet shit is made up as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:32,
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twitter is shit. this will be shit. you're shit.#CHdoesanotherbbcnewslink
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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AltFor lunch I had a cone of chips, except ehey don't serve it in a cone they put it in a tray. I had them swimming in vinegar. I tried the same trick in Sainsbrys. I now have two copies of "i" and a bottle of Soave in my gullet.
I'm now back at work talking to home-schooled girl, she gets quite excited when I imply she's a drug dealer.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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It was a Sainsburys. I think I mensh-ened that already.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:56,
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Sainsburys,I don't believe you could get away with it unless its a shitty little one staffed by inbreds.
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It's easier in the larger onesYou have to fakescan and hit the finish and pay button before putting anything in the bag.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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Bollocks the big ones near me all have people hanging around helping people who don't know how to work them.(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
If the helpers are helping the spastics all the better Bandit(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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I had an asain feast and I am now utterly stuffed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:01,
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I prefer a chocolate feast.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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I don't care who you are. You're just another irritant on OT, you're neither new or special.
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I write the truthI'm not sure why I tell people like you this stuff, you're not quite there really. I'm sure you lot are alright, way too glib perhaps, but you're all to much Cyril Sneer for my liking. Unlikeable, if I'm being kind
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:38,
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You're quite funnyI'm not sure why you think it isn't possible. Why do people think you go around being rapey?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:43,
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I saw that, I know I'm not the most exciting poster but at least I don't have to make up bullshit and pretend to be lolwaki all fucking day.
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Your posts make me dry heave. It's a shame you're not making them up.I don't mean that at all, of coursoe. I find your personality a bit repugnant and you are a major arse n Twitter. Maybe you could redeem yourself in real life, I'm willing to give everyone a chance but I don't think I could bring myself to meet you, soz
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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oh yesbut only if you like spasticated sister-fucking socks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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Bear in mind he's pretty drunk at this point.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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well, yessupermarkets never have till monkeys watching things like people skanking free wine.
especially retards who reek of vinegar.
of course he's drunk on free booze.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:09,
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Only one b3tan on my twitter feed, tell me what my twitter name is and what was my last post? MORE BULLSHIT.
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@dr3wyork@martyn_bowden word
YOU UTTER SPASTIC, WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:16,
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ALRIGHT BETTY!!???!!!Fucks sake, you people are really fucking stupid
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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i think, i THINKyou may be overestimating how much people care.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:19,
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my estimation would be far more accurate if you spastics stopped FUCKING REPLYING TO ME(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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there's nobody left to reply to anymoreyou're all that's left.
tres sad times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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Yes you are the only person that thinks Michael Kiwanuka sounds a lot like Eric ClaptonDid Scott Mills say hi back?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:20,
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Unless you've lcoked your twitter account down to just your followerseveryone on twitter can search you and see your tweets.
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Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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Recently turned 30 and has a renewed vigour for life. And Harry Redknapp has a face like a potato.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:19,
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:33,
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Fucks sake, if you want a stalker all you have to do is ask nicely(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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This is a lineup for a thing next to my house in a few weeksanyone heard of any of these people?
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1.00 TO 1.30PM – DAVID CATTERMOLE BAND
1.45 TO 2.15PM – SKYSKRATCHER
2.30 TO 3.00PM – RYKER SEAR
3.15 TO 3.45PM – SEETHE
4.00 TO 4.30PM – JAMIE STIMPSON & MR VITEZ
4.45 TO 5.15PM – PROBLEM SOLVED
5.30 TO 6.00PM – OUTSHINED
6.15 TO 6.45PM – NEWTOWN KILLERS
7.00 TO 7.30PM – THE BIG HEAD
7.45 TO 8.15PM – TRUE ELEMENT
8.30 TO 9.15PM – OUR MAN IN THE BRONZE AGE
9.30 TO 10.15PM – SEVEN CAVES
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What about these, apparently they play house MusiqueREUBEN AND RYAN
ROB CZERNY
SHROOM DANCE
MARIA B
JOHNNY DEEP
KEITH BUSHELL
DIRTY RHYTHM SYNDICATE
KEITH GOCHER
DJ GARETH
PLUS GUESTS
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The problem is that, this is all going to be going on so close to my house that even if I don't go I'll hear it all.I might just go somewhere else.
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I could hear 'Lovebox' from my flat on the weekend.The previous Sat afternoon there was an under-18s daytime do in Haggerston Park which is even nearer. I could hear 'Rizzle Kicks' live.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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lucky you, i suspect you have a huge amount of love and respect for artists from the "Brit School"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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Anyone who plays a 2pm 'set' to underprivileged weed dealers in my hoodgets MAXXXXIMUM RESPEK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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I've heard of Plus Guests.....seen them on a few gig posters round our way.
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Sorry don't listen to house music, this means nothing to me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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12.00-1.00 :DUB LIONS
1.00-2.00 :JUNGLE JAY (ska set)
2.00-3.00 :LITTLE JO's ELECTRO SWING PARTY
3.00-4.15 :DJ SPATTS (TCM)
4.15-5.00 :UNCLE MUFF
5.00-5.45 :DJ SHIFT
5.45-6.30 :LITTLE JO
6.30-7.30 :NASTY NEIL E
7.30-8.30 :ANDY BLACK
8.30-9.00 :MAGREX (Live)
9.00-9.45 :CANDYMAN
9.45-10.30 :JUNGLE JAY
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There's an Ultra Vegas reunion for when Milton Keynes was the pinicle of cool.(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I thought you'd be well up for that, B-Boying up a storm...12.00-12.30 : Liam 'Lopez' Jones
12.30-1.10 :Frizz-B & Escape
1.10-1.45 :V2 (Andy Jay & Lloyd Sands)
1.45-2.45 :GIN & JUICE CORRADO
2.45-3.45 :LEE 'TAHANAN' CLARKE
3.45-4.45 :BRUCE B & DOC SAVAGE
4.45-5.45 :STRICTLYMUSIC
5.45-6.45 :SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON
6.45-7.45 :RHYTHM2
7.45-8.45 :JASON JAY
8.45-9.35 :DAZZ NORMAN
9.35-10.30 :TAYLORMADE
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Oh man SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON ????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:55,
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They were a massive influence on "The Wikinson's Brothers"and "Car Park Sound Systems"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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They're so cool they don't need to even put DJ in front of their names.(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
That's because everyone knows them already, it's a given, yo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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Somehow you just KNOW that they are superstar DJ's(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:58,
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Or a northern working mens club lounge act(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:04,
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i distinguish betweena living room for day to day use and a drawing room for special occaions(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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Uncle muff might be interestingbut only if you wnat to be fingered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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These smell of local band to meThey will most likely all be shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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Yeah, I know them all.Hey, have you heard that new joke about hipsters?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17,
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I am genuinely scared to provoke any sort of punchline to this joke.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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I'm just about to have salmon with mixed peppers. I covered the salmon in white wine, I don't know why.
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