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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BBC NEWS LINK
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18518162

So who's going to be signing up for this straight away? I know how you all love informed political debate.

Alt: Lunch you fat fails
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:10, 150 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
sympathy reply to myself :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)
An alternative lunch thread just got deleted.
It looked better than this one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Hey, if you like the deleted thread so much why don't you just kill yourself?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
He got there first
the early bird etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Yours still looked better,
it didn't involve MPs, and fucking social fishnet working shenannigans.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
You're both single, I reckon it could work out for both of you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I've been trying to get Berk to give up on herself and date Kroney.
I think his swollen tongue might just push him one step closer.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
chix dig his aroma of shit and curries

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
feel free to stick to lunch
And unpleasant things in your mouth if you want, ain't no question police here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I saw this over on /board, or /talk, or somewhere.
Somebody said they'd probably give her one, but they'd have to be very angry first.

I concur with this sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
"Louise Mensch insists the new site's name is not a pun on her surname"
No, but I'll wager she's just a front for the actual launchers and was chosen specifically because of her surname.

alt: I've tried a chicken nori wrap from POD today. It's rank. I am choking it down, though, as it's supergood for me and I had half a 15" takeout pizza last night. I'm having the other half tonight.

Actually it's growing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Just so you know
My own tongue is the most unpleasant thing that I've had in my mouth for a long time. It feels like it's three times its normal size.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Been fellating a Portuguese Manowar?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
No, I've got some weird bug.
I thought it was a cold at first, but I've had a thoroughly unpleasant 24 hours. I think I'm on the mend now, though.

I tell the best stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I think you have acquired an immunodeficiency syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
God
Not another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
ive had an english muffin
With grape jelly and sausage and cheese for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)
We don't have those here.
Just as a point of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Do you play the french horn?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)
i feel sad for you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Hi Kristine
Just reminding you of your favourite song.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Yes we do.
We call them 'muffins'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
i've trended this already on my Menshndeck

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I've pinted it on pinterest
twatted it on twitter and basefucked it on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I take little enough interest in my own website, all this social media is fucking bollocks
WAKE UP PEOPLE

i'll be all well lol when facebook tanks
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
28p noodles with added chilli sauce *cries*
The thought of getting regular updates from a bunch of tedious, pointless wankers about council budgets and international diplomacy is making me even more depressed than my lunch is. Thanks yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Perhaps we should revisit that electric
"What type of window frames are best?" conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
There is no conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)
What you could do though, right
is paint the upvc with a brown woodstain like solution. Do it with a thick fibred brush and you've got some classy looking fake woodgrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
That'll look lovely when I am stood drinking in the street in a vest and joggers,
leaning on a wheel-less Ford Anglia on bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Around Quinten's house a lot, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Fuck no.
He has a souped-up Ford Probe with a spoiler the size of a minor tsunami on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
What's wrong with these?
gdigaragedoors.co.uk/images/upvc_windows_manchester.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Hahhahaha
There's a Tudor council house just down the road from me. In the middle of a terrace of red brick 1960s council houses, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Speaking as a mother, this has made me outraged.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
OK I'll omit the chilli sauce next time. Jeez.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I give it 30 seconds
before it ends up as "your mum" posts, kittens, and rule 34.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Keema matar & 2 chapattis from the Standard Sweet Centre on Foleshill Rd
Food of the gods! I'll be eating 1/2 now & half later.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)
40 more characters lollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Also this is nice
xkcd.com/1071/large/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:26, Reply)
*douglas adams quote goes here*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:28, Reply)
*me saying how shit Douglas Adams was and how I'm glad he's dead goes here*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
He's no Doug Naylor, Rob Grant or Kim Fuller, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
In that respect he is absolutely without fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, Reply)
*witty riposte regarding upvc windows goes here*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Come on then, let's hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)
You never hear the witty ripostes because you're too busy standing outside in the rain.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)
At least you kept your dignity eh?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:47, Reply)
EXACTLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:05, Reply)
something something
feel your pane something...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
My work here is done

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Damien Hirst ripoff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is good too
highpowerrocketry.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/scale-of-planets-and-stars.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Good as in 'not very good'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:31, Reply)
having never landed on the moon in 1969 all that planet shit is made up as well

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)
twitter is shit. this will be shit. you're shit.
#CHdoesanotherbbcnewslink
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Alt
For lunch I had a cone of chips, except ehey don't serve it in a cone they put it in a tray. I had them swimming in vinegar. I tried the same trick in Sainsbrys. I now have two copies of "i" and a bottle of Soave in my gullet.

I'm now back at work talking to home-schooled girl, she gets quite excited when I imply she's a drug dealer.
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Which tescos do you do that at?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:54, Reply)
It was a Sainsburys. I think I mensh-ened that already.

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Oh yeah, what sort?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)
What sort of what?

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Sainsburys,
I don't believe you could get away with it unless its a shitty little one staffed by inbreds.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)
It's easier in the larger ones
You have to fakescan and hit the finish and pay button before putting anything in the bag.
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Bollocks the big ones near me all have people hanging around helping people who don't know how to work them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)
If the helpers are helping the spastics all the better Bandit

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I had an asain feast and I am now utterly stuffed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I prefer a chocolate feast.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:03, Reply)
you prefer a chocolcate asian

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
he can have my ex

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)
cottaginglols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Louise Mensch (spelling?) is hawt.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Retard

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Fuck off Bill.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)
If indeed....etc

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I don't care who you are. You're just another irritant on OT, you're neither new or special.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:31, Reply)
And he's an alcoholic shoplifter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
He wishes he was that interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1641872
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
lies on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
What lies?

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I write the truth
I'm not sure why I tell people like you this stuff, you're not quite there really. I'm sure you lot are alright, way too glib perhaps, but you're all to much Cyril Sneer for my liking. Unlikeable, if I'm being kind
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Bollocks no town/city in the country has a Sainsburys so shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
You're quite funny
I'm not sure why you think it isn't possible. Why do people think you go around being rapey?
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I saw that, I know I'm not the most exciting poster but at least I don't have to make up bullshit and pretend to be lolwaki all fucking day.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Your posts make me dry heave. It's a shame you're not making them up.
I don't mean that at all, of coursoe. I find your personality a bit repugnant and you are a major arse n Twitter. Maybe you could redeem yourself in real life, I'm willing to give everyone a chance but I don't think I could bring myself to meet you, soz
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everyone on twitter isan arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Twacist

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now you sound like quentin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Is this a good thing chubs?

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oh yes
but only if you like spasticated sister-fucking socks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Bear in mind he's pretty drunk at this point.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
well, yes
supermarkets never have till monkeys watching things like people skanking free wine.

especially retards who reek of vinegar.

of course he's drunk on free booze.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Only one b3tan on my twitter feed, tell me what my twitter name is and what was my last post? MORE BULLSHIT.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
@dr3wyork
@martyn_bowden word

YOU UTTER SPASTIC, WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
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Alright Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
ALRIGHT BETTY!!???!!!
Fucks sake, you people are really fucking stupid
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i think, i THINK
you may be overestimating how much people care.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
my estimation would be far more accurate if you spastics stopped FUCKING REPLYING TO ME

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there's nobody left to reply to anymore
you're all that's left.

tres sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Oh CQ, I thought you were alright... shame.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yes you are the only person that thinks Michael Kiwanuka sounds a lot like Eric Clapton
Did Scott Mills say hi back?
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He does sound like Clapton!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Unless you've lcoked your twitter account down to just your followers
everyone on twitter can search you and see your tweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Just realised that!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Recently turned 30 and has a renewed vigour for life. And Harry Redknapp has a face like a potato.

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How about now?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Head coach of the ThunderC*ntz

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What about my last tweet, anyone can see my tag.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

MOD EDIT: IMAGE REMOVED BY REQUEST

MOD TELLING-OFF: Don't post users' personal details on the board
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That's old.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Fucks sake, if you want a stalker all you have to do is ask nicely

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Write that in a mirror and you're 50% right

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This is a lineup for a thing next to my house in a few weeks
anyone heard of any of these people?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

1.00 TO 1.30PM – DAVID CATTERMOLE BAND
1.45 TO 2.15PM – SKYSKRATCHER
2.30 TO 3.00PM – RYKER SEAR
3.15 TO 3.45PM – SEETHE
4.00 TO 4.30PM – JAMIE STIMPSON & MR VITEZ
4.45 TO 5.15PM – PROBLEM SOLVED
5.30 TO 6.00PM – OUTSHINED
6.15 TO 6.45PM – NEWTOWN KILLERS
7.00 TO 7.30PM – THE BIG HEAD
7.45 TO 8.15PM – TRUE ELEMENT
8.30 TO 9.15PM – OUR MAN IN THE BRONZE AGE
9.30 TO 10.15PM – SEVEN CAVES
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
no, sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What about these, apparently they play house Musique
REUBEN AND RYAN
ROB CZERNY
SHROOM DANCE
MARIA B
JOHNNY DEEP
KEITH BUSHELL
DIRTY RHYTHM SYNDICATE
KEITH GOCHER
DJ GARETH
PLUS GUESTS
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
dj gareth sounds cool

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
The problem is that, this is all going to be going on so close to my house that even if I don't go I'll hear it all.
I might just go somewhere else.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I could hear 'Lovebox' from my flat on the weekend.
The previous Sat afternoon there was an under-18s daytime do in Haggerston Park which is even nearer. I could hear 'Rizzle Kicks' live.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
lucky you, i suspect you have a huge amount of love and respect for artists from the "Brit School"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Anyone who plays a 2pm 'set' to underprivileged weed dealers in my hood
gets MAXXXXIMUM RESPEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I've heard of Plus Guests.....
seen them on a few gig posters round our way.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Sorry don't listen to house music, this means nothing to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)

12.00-1.00 :DUB LIONS
1.00-2.00 :JUNGLE JAY (ska set)
2.00-3.00 :LITTLE JO's ELECTRO SWING PARTY
3.00-4.15 :DJ SPATTS (TCM)
4.15-5.00 :UNCLE MUFF
5.00-5.45 :DJ SHIFT
5.45-6.30 :LITTLE JO
6.30-7.30 :NASTY NEIL E
7.30-8.30 :ANDY BLACK
8.30-9.00 :MAGREX (Live)
9.00-9.45 :CANDYMAN
9.45-10.30 :JUNGLE JAY
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
None of them.
None at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
There's an Ultra Vegas reunion for when Milton Keynes was the pinicle of cool.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Oh man WICK-ED.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I thought you'd be well up for that, B-Boying up a storm...
12.00-12.30 : Liam 'Lopez' Jones
12.30-1.10 :Frizz-B & Escape
1.10-1.45 :V2 (Andy Jay & Lloyd Sands)
1.45-2.45 :GIN & JUICE CORRADO
2.45-3.45 :LEE 'TAHANAN' CLARKE
3.45-4.45 :BRUCE B & DOC SAVAGE
4.45-5.45 :STRICTLYMUSIC
5.45-6.45 :SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON
6.45-7.45 :RHYTHM2
7.45-8.45 :JASON JAY
8.45-9.35 :DAZZ NORMAN
9.35-10.30 :TAYLORMADE

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Oh man SARAH CLARKE & DAVE PRESTON ????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
They were a massive influence on "The Wikinson's Brothers"
and "Car Park Sound Systems"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
They're so cool they don't need to even put DJ in front of their names.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
That's because everyone knows them already, it's a given, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Somehow you just KNOW that they are superstar DJ's

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Or a northern working mens club lounge act

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

lounge living room
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Sitting room, you oik.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i distinguish betweena living room for day to day use and a drawing room for special occaions

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Uncle muff might be interesting
but only if you wnat to be fingered
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
nope.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
These smell of local band to me
They will most likely all be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, I know them all.
Hey, have you heard that new joke about hipsters?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Who am I kidding? Of course you haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Did you hear the one about the black jew?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I am genuinely scared to provoke any sort of punchline to this joke.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
One egg was un oeuf!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I'm just about to have salmon with mixed peppers.
I covered the salmon in white wine, I don't know why.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
WINE NOT?!?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
NEW THREAD PLEASE xxx

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

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