I just finished a shit book someone got me for a present
and it ended on a cliffhanger leading to another book. I'm not happy about this. I didn't even want that book, it was a different book I wanted.

Alt: I ordered a chinese last night and they charge for delivery, but the pizza and kebab place doesn't and the food is cheaper. The delivery person seemed really put out that they had to root through the change in their pockets for my £1.50 change. I've already payed the fuckers for delivery I'm not tipping some cretin for knowing how to a) use a sat nav and b) do their job.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What book?
and what did you order from the chinks?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)

It's the latest James Patterson opus
Ribs in Kung Po sauce, sweet and sour pork HK style, chicken balls, noodles, curry sauce and rice
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:09, Reply)

That's a lot of chinese food.
You fat bastard.

Also, James Patterson? You deserve it for reading that crap. I downloaded a bunch of them for my Grandma and skim read a few to check they were alright. Utter, utter crap.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:10, Reply)

It was a pressie, so it'd be rude not to
It wasn't all for me
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Switched logins now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

What?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

that's not the real barry, its a hilarious fake account
set up because the real barry is a tea leaf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Oh I see. Is Barry the thief, or just a thief?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

he stole all of monty's drugs
and scarpe's booze, its the real reason he had to give up in the first place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

That fucker.
Good job Monty managed to get some more drugs.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)

did he? what a prick
no-one realises that barry's doing a service here, he was helping monty out with his crippling addiction to cracks and lemon whizzers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)

+ bath salts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)

this stream of consciousness, both in content, style and almost correct spelling, has convinced me. barry 2 is AL!
I just finished a shit book someone got me for a present
and it ended on a cliffhanger leading to another book. I'm not happy about this. I didn't even want that book, it was a different book I wanted.

Alt: I ordered a chinese last night and they charge for delivery, but the pizza and kebab place doesn't and the food is cheaper. The delivery person seemed really put out that they had to root through the change in their pockets for my £1.50 change. I've already payed the fuckers for delivery I'm not tipping some cretin for knowing how to a) use a sat nav and b) do their job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I didn't have chinese last night
I made spanish style Monkfish tails.

Monkfish is not as impressive as I was hoping it would be. I felt let down.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I had chinese last ngiht
and saturday, and for lunch today

different chineses obviously, and homemade too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Very meaty but lacking in taste.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, and it's a bit of a faff to prepare.
I expected so much, I've been waiting literally years to try it. And it was so very "meh". So I had a cornetto for afters.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)

stop talking to yourself!
it's making me feel all schizo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

and me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

and her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I think you've lost me here.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I never tip delivery people.
So apparently you stole a dildo from Stunned, and battered tried to run you over with his car.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:08, Reply)

This is a new meme that just keeps on giving

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Me niether.
I don't tip cab drivers either. I sometimes don't tip in restaurants either.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I don't tip anyone unless their service has been way above what is expected of them.
We aren't in America ffs.

Edit: Did tip a lovely girl last weekend at a restaurant.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

She was very nice.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:15, Reply)

She was wasn't she.
Just the right amount of charming and friendly.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i often grossly overtip, i get embarrassed asking for £2 back or something
so if the cab is £25, and i only have £30, they end up with a fiver tip.

but i never tip hairdressers, which i feel i should, but which also feels weird. i mean, at £380 for a cut and colour, they probably earn more than i do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I'll let the cabbie keep the change if it's not too far off a note.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Actually thinking about it, I do this too.
Especially since the only time I ever get Taxis is home after a big night out, so I'm normally too drunk to think what I'm doing, and I'm normally busy trying to wake up my wife and get her back in the house.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

£380 for a cut and colour is ridiculous and only idiots with more money than sense would pay this.

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I'm nearer £3.80 for my cut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Why would I pay a hair dresser when I have a perfectly good lawnmower

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)

£8.00 for mine. Every 3 weeks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Mine either costs £5.50 for a good cut, or £7 for a not so good cut.
The only problem is that I can usually only get to the not so good place when I want a haircut.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)

The most I ever paid for a cut was £20 and I thought that was inflated London prices
Mind you they washed my hair first and all that jazz. I go and see my mate Jacques who put you at ease by resting her ample breasts on the back of your neck as she cuts. She always gets a tip.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)

peeking out from under the robe

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Mine costs a tenner
because I always let the barber keep the extra £1 in case next time they stab me in the face and neck.

I get my hair cut at a slightly scary barbers.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

When I was younger my mum always took my to Bernards
Famous for his Short Back and Ears haircut.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)

necessary evil with my hair
stunned saw it when it hadn't been to the hairdresser last week. he was not slow to comment on the difference.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)

They can only charge that ridiculous price because of people with more money than sense.

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)

they have a long waiting list too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Mine is abouit £25
but whenever i go somewhere cheap, it looks shit.

i have troublesome hair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I was back at home pretending not to be as pissed as I was.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)