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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Some bird with half an arm is presenting children's bbc, it's creepy
Best kiddies tv program?

Alt: favourite euphamism
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:05, 192 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Her arm looks like it has a nipple on the end and a small anus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:10, Reply)
Good to see you all up and raring to go this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:21, Reply)
Maid Marian and her Merry Men.
Alt- Hitchhiker on the Marmite Motorway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:27, Reply)
I never liked maid marion, I seem to be in the minority though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:32, Reply)
Perhaps it wasn't aimed at your age group.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:40, Reply)
Tsk.
She's 'armless.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:35, Reply)
Morning Jeffery

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:36, Reply)
Blue Peter, with the golden trio of Purves, Noakes and Judd.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:42, Reply)
did you check out that co op single malt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:46, Reply)
Not yet, but I won't forget.
I normally start drinking scotch in the autumn, at the moment I have the odd Arthur Daley.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 7:55, Reply)
Naked Grouse is also very good.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:03, Reply)
Haha, just read the review
www.thewhiskywire.com/2011/06/naked-grouse-great-gaggle-of-dram.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:11, Reply)
I can personally vouch for it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:17, Reply)
For fuck's sake what dreadful English.
'Bi and Large'?

Sounds like our Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:27, Reply)
Off fuck, cunt

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Hey Nakey-noo, turn that frown upside down!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:29, Reply)
I have a DVD of all the Mr Ben episodes, sent to me a friend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:00, Reply)
Len has that, what a great show.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Morning all
The Flumps, purely for the theme tune!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:18, Reply)
My daughter is a massive Flumps fan.
For her birthday she's also getting the Clangers, Moomins, Capt Pugwash and one or two more. She loves Bagpuss and Paddington etc; I am DETERMINED to give her at least a fighting chance to not be a pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Bagpuss used to scare me for some reason
Dogtanian!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Dogtanian was fucking dreadful.
The theme tune alone rendered it unwatchable. Didn't the same bunch of cunts make a dismal cartoon about Around the World in 80 CQs?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Cities Of Gold too?
ESTEBAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I emphatically agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)
'Monkey!', of course*.
Alt: currently 'chutney ferret'


*Noggin the Nog was fucking excellent too, as was Ulysses, Battle of the Planets, The Box of Delights....aww man children's television used to be superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:23, Reply)
I recently went on a youtube hunt for a show I watched as a kid but couldn't remember the name
Star Fleet. Looks like the Beastie Boys - Intergalactic video. Proper weird
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply)
I have no memory of that one at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I think it was on ITV on a Saturday morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:37, Reply)
In a Terrahawks stylee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
There is one episode of Terrahawks in which Zelda starts MCing.
It's really fucking odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Yeah, but with more mental Japanese robots
Wasn't Windsor Davies a voice in Terrahawks too?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Was Star Fleet the one with the weird spherical robots?
Or was that Terrahawks?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
That was Terrahawks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I think you're right, as a kind of military robot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
He was the sargeant major. Unsurprisingly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Loved Power Rangers when I was younger, the casual racism amuses me still
Dangermouse was another excellent show.

Alt: 'Approaching the billy mill roundabout' amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I've just advised one of the lads in work on where to look for a house near me
I've told him that every night he could ring his wife and announce

"I'm just approaching the Billy Mill roundabout"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Billy Mill, in all its glory!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)
That's a mighty fine roundabout.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)
*spunks*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:48, Reply)
*clicks*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)
There were complaints from parents when Ms Bandit first started presenting children's programmes.
People reckoned that their kids were frghtened.
I reckon that people are fucking idiots.

Alt: Don't be such a Naked Ape.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Arm nipples are so the way forward

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
To be fair, when I'm around, their kids *should* be frightened.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
It's not your stumpy arm they need to watch out for though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Stumpy arm holding an apple.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)
In some lights it could be mistaken for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Alt 'vinegar strokes'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Wot? No Thundercats?
I'd totally smurf Cheetarah.

Alt: "It was like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons". Used to describe the sound of having a wet crap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I love the racing pigeons one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Alt: my life* has been immeasurably enriched by the addition of this phrase
* and that of my brother and dad
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)
My Dad's phrase.
He would have described your hair cut as that of a "Congolese border guard".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:40, Reply)
And rightly so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:41, Reply)
has Monty got dreads?
I like to think of Monts as the Al Jourgenson of off topic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)
No.
My brother used to have big fat locks that he could tuck into the back of his jeans, the dirty cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Was that not just shit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
It wasn't great

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I know a guy with massively long locks
Turns out that when his ex cut hers off he glued them to his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I like
It came away like a fall of soot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)
The Great Curator
Of childrens TV was Glen Michael and his Cavalcade. Every Sunday I would dilligently give praise at the altar of poorly animated manna. Atom Ant, The Fantastic Four, Spider Man and Speedy Gonzales to name but a few.

He was a weird old fruit and would regularly frighten small children with his inane jibberings and the inanimate objects he would converse with.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:42, Reply)
I think he was another presenter that hated kids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Like John Craven, according to my mate's dad, as you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)
He bought me a pint of Guinness in Banbury once, fact fans
He is MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)
You couldn't sit down for a week afterwards, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
PoosRound

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I used to enjoy Jackanory up into my late teens.
I can't stand all that Japanese cartoon crap they show nowadays. My nephew loves it for some reason.

Alt: getting jiggy with it. Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Space Sentinels.
Another Filmation classic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:49, Reply)
What's that a euphemism for?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:50, Reply)
It certainly had a homoerotic flavour to it.
As evidenced by the topless male characters in it. A la He-Man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Nowt queer about 'Ee-man, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Morning Ram(ming)Man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Space Bentinels, more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I've never seen that one before

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You played the main character and that was your catchphrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Shut up NoNo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Nary a mention of Hair Bear Bunch?
Or Arabian Nights? The troubled city of Baghdad looks very different now to how it did in that cartoon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Oo! Oo!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Two monkeys in a hot bath...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
That cheeky Bert

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
i wanna be like you-oo-ooh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Does Ulysses 31 count as a kids program because I still watch it.
Currently I like - Rocket Scientologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I've just been on Wikipedia about that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Great French prog rock soundtrack to Ulysses.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)
In search of Earth, flying into the skyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)
U le sea eee eee eee eeessss
No-one else can do the things you doo ooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I'm trying to force little Sarlacc to watch it but its not got enough princesses.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Luckily for me
mine cares little for princesses. (s)He asked me recently if we could play 'knights and kills'.

Attagirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I kind of get both
Some princess stuff then it is playing with trains and cars and swords
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:13, Reply)
And what are your kids into?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Scat.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)
be dap o daaa daaaa daaaaa dobedobedoooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Damn you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
4EVA IN R HATS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
RIP WID DA ANGLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Skiddly-doo-bop-ba-da

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
The same, fortunately

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)
I liked it when she asked to play Yahtzee
And you got out your SS uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
he asked? attagirl?
i'm so cunfused, and so will your daughter/son be
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I can't type, it seems, soz Q, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I can't believe you upset Q like that
after all the nice things he said about your yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:31, Reply)
he even gazzed me last night
i thought we were budz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
He's a cold hearted duplicitous man Q, don't invest your personal energy on him
it will only lead to pain and heartache.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
+ poverty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
are you suggesting that he planted the drugs on Barry?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Barry is his mule

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
He likes to ride him, whip him with a stick and then make him carry children up and down Blackpool beach

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Poor Barry the sand will play havoc with his Loubitons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
What is the current thing about Barry?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)
He got caught stealing from Stunned
also he's a moany, shallow bint
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Oh man I've let you down
I've let me down

I've let the rugby club down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Far too much influence from the mother unit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:11, Reply)
True
She's not in to sex either
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Except for at the weekends?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Chorlton and the wheelies, bagpuss, the flumps, dangermouse, bod...
The list just goes on and on.

Alt: sweating like a priest at choir practice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Dr Snuggles.
Alt: Sweating like a paedophile in a wendy house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)
My tutor at school was nicknamed Dr Snuggles.
Could have been his twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)
the news seems to be aimed at kids these days
alt naked ape is a bent spastic, which is a euphemism for Naked Ape is a Bent Spastic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Flipper!
For both top sentences :D :D :D

Best kids TV series was Dangermouse. It always has been Dangermouse, it always will be Dangermouse. Anybody that disagrees? Outside. All at once or one at a time, makes no odds to me.

Other mouse themed children's programmes = Fingermouse: creepy as fuck and Biker Mice from Mars: proudly battling suspension of disbelief.

Edit: I was up at 7, Nakers, but I'm afraid I didn't want to be alone in a thread with you. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18501298
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I'm glad somebody's celebrating it.
From the article:

"Also on Tuesday, papers such as the Shanghai Daily and Hong Kong's AM730 newspaper report that a TV station in central Xian city has apologised after running a false report that a local farmer had discovered a giant piece of precious lingzi mushroom.

The fleshy object, found in a well by the farmer, was identified as a sex toy made of silicon by many viewers, the reports say."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I feel the same way about you and public loos

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Fingerbobs had great music
From the days when the BBC thought that children should listen to psych folk. Recently released by Trunk Records: www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/fingerbobs.shtml
(site slightly NSFW, due to the odd retro boob)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)
My good mate Dave looks like the kid from Gentle Ben
We do not mention this. EVER
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Dangermouse had the best theme tune, definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Inspector Gadget was rather catchy too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
catchy like AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Go Go Gadget Knobrot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
No it didn't, the theme from Monkey is a supreme slice of 70s Jap-funk by Godiego.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Fuck off
Dogtanian was better than Monkey you bloody shitstorm of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
man thats some vitriol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
And some admission of being a massive cretin with no taste
who prefers the homoerotic encounters of some fucking French dog to the fantastic account of Buddhism's journey from India to China.

What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
i'm feeling a lot of negative vibes this morning
i might go for a lie down until it blows over
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
You're a sensitive soul.
Listen to some whale song and drink some mint tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
No, I didn't say I liked Dogtanian
I said it was better than Monkey. Which it is, empirically. Some chimp-faced nonce prancing about in a dressing gown vs ...er, Monkey.

I haven't made my point very well, have I?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
There is a discussion later on on Radio 4 about whether Hip Hop is an artform and what effect it has on society
I heard some clips this morning, it sounded interesting, but i can't remember when it's on I'm afraid, this evening i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I've never heard it, so going by your logic, it's probably fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Just listening on youtube now
It is fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysses, Knightmare, Raggy Dolls, Chocky, Chorlton & The Wheelies
Trap Door, Will o the Wisp. Sorry that's all I can remember for now, I'm not Stuart Maconie ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
The Clangers
alt: 'popping down to B&Q'
'papering the walls'
'laying the lino'
'putting up the shelf'
'hammering the reluctant nail'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I have a large clanger that you can put in the microwave to warm up like a hotwater bottle.
From the same person who sent me the Mr Benn DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Is he trying to groom you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
It's a her : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

that you can put in the microwave to warm up like a hotwater bottle.
From the same person who sent me the Mr Benn DVD
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I like clangers

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Knightmare, the raccoons, Jayce and the wheeled warriors, the gophers, sponge bob.
Alt: Blowing chunks
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I fucking hated the racoons, it was fucking shit, just like your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You were right.
It was bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Cyril SneeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Cyril Queer, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
and you agree that Bobby's face is "fucking shit" as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
No, he has the face of a god*




*Buddha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
i don't think Buddha had a neck beard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
You're both wrong
I liked the one where they had an ice hockey match
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
i saw the spongebob movie a few weeks back the first half hour or so was 'holy wtf lol'
and rthe rest was a bit rubbish really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I have had to watch it about 50 times:
the end scene where he turns into a psychedelic wizard and starts rocking out on the guitar is fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
i don't remember that bit, i was probably making the tea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
In a vote for most disturbing kiddies TV program, that's got to be Animals Of Farthing Wood

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
As a chutney ferret could you feel their plight close to your heart?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
How many kids TV programs show death in pretty much every episode, including the pups dying as well?
That shit was distressing for a child!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Thank's for that review, "Chris Rock"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
"Thank's"
You mong.

Morning Ape, how are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
tired, babba is teething badly so there is much crying and waking in the night
on the other hand my boss is on holiday for two weeks so I'm not really working too hard, on the third hand I have shit loads to do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I did tell you not to spend too much time in Buxton.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Don't drink the water!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
+Adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
can't be chris rock
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chris+rock's+mom&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&hs=hRn&rls=en&channel=suggest&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=SXnpT5rsIcr0-gbX5NnNDg&ved=0CD8Q_AUoAQ&biw=1044&bih=730
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Cranking out that old joke again, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
it wasn't a joke, i was proving naked ape wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I believe you missed the subtle nature of my joke
You see the original said "That shit was distressing". the prefix to a sentance of "that shit" is typical amongst the afro American community, thus by referring to AA as "Chris Rock" was was insinuating that he was in fact afro american and not greasy white northern English.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
so you were being racist?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
more racial sterotyping than full blown racism
I'll try harder next time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:09, Reply)
i don't like chris rock
he's the zebra in those rubbish madagascar films
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)
They really are rubbish, i can't believe they've made 3
Ben Stiller is also rubbish, as is Sasha baron Cohen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Ben Stiller has made more bad films than good, but he was excellent in Dodgeball

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)
He directed Cable Guy which is the best Jim Carrey film after The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine,
Earth Girls are Easy and The Majestic.

Bruce Almighty is the most offensive piece of shit-sucking garbage I've ever seen in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I take it you haven't seen Something About Mary then?
That's either the worst or the second worst film I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
That film was very funny
Frank and beans etc
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)
It's absolutely wank.
The only film I can think of that is as bad is the remake of War Of The Worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
and those ice age ones
the odd watchable moment, but otherwise really bad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)
The squirrel thing is fucking brilliant in Ice Age
EDIT:

As is the Dodo ninja scene
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)
The 'Food, Glorious Food' bit in the second one amused me

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Bertha, that one about the factory machine
alt: dying from chronic alcoholism in 1980
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Bertha, lovely Bertha
We love the things thatb you make!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
She always makes the good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)
....and you always nick it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Make sense

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

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