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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:01, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
So yeah, I have new shoes and they ARE NOT BENT IN THE SLIGHTEST

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:02, Reply)
What have you got?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This style, but with more elaborate perforation detail
www.gucinari.co.uk/eshop.php/product/department-id/58/product-id/1387/tan-leather-mens-shoe-with-punch-out-detail-in-different-tones-of-brown.html
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Nice.
I'll continue looking.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Chelsea boots
Are still the dogs bollocks, for classic shoes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Rubbish.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Every real man should own a pair of bollocks and classic chelsea boots.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
A comment so inane you gave us it twice.
Nice work.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
*doffs hat*

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
*flicks Vs*

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
that's one dull looking shoe
with some lame looking pointy toes
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
They ain't for larpers, that's fo sho.
I maintain my position as the Pat Bateman of O/T.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I'm thinking these
www.mr-shoes.co.uk/Products/jeffery-west-designer-shoes--jeffery-west-j139-tan
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Nice soles
But the diamond detailing is horrible.

Paul Smith are doing great shoes right now.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I think they look a bit different.
And they are about half the price of Paul Smith.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
These are ace
www.paulsmith.co.uk/shop/paul-smith-mens-shoes-390/paul-smith-shoes-purple-chagall-shoe-sfxc-i004-ksu-v9/product.html
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
You can't beat a nice pair of desert boots.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Yes you can.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I lived in desert boots from the age of 14 to 16.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
so northern
you couldn't even afford a house
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
My latest purchase but didn't pay full whack.
www.muckbootcompany.com/Pages/default.asp
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
error boots?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Feck!
www.muckbootcompany.com/women/work/Pages/TackClassicHi.aspx
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
*Waves*

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Hi Jeff.
Staying classy?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
As per.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
All I ever wear
In a variety of colours and finishes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
+ If you're Willy fuckin' Wonka.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
these?
www.paulsmith.co.uk/shop/paul-smith-mens-shoes-390/paul-smith-shoes-blue-miller-brogue-sfxc-g493-wsh-n2/product.html
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I need work shoes.
Not wanker shoes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Depends on the job

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I read the other day
That Easton-Ellis is now so fucked up that he's set up twitter accounts for his characters.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Probably does
I follow him on twitter, his big ting right now is that Stanley Kubrick was a gay.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
All straight lines and angles, are they?
SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHAHAHA!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
They'd not be too comfortable then, I reckon

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)
BUT THEY WOULD BE HETERO!!!!1!1111!!!!!!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
AND GEOMETRICALLY SATISFYING!
YES! YES! HAHAHAHAHA! YES!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Now, call me old fashioned
But when I'm buying footwear I tend not to take my protractor and set-square.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Evening all
Started my night with a very nice ale, with a very silly name. I'm not sure if that improved it, or made it worse...

It's called 'footBall Cleaner'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)
name asside
how is it?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Absolutely lovely, very very light, but was 4.1%
I had two pints, and knew it.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Lightweight.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I don't mean I was pissed, not at all
I simply mean that after two, I could tell I'd been drinking, if that makes sense? This stuff tasted like it was 3% at most.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I love a good citrussy, hoppy beer.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Give Storm Brewery a go then, they always seem to have a citrus touch in their ales.
I'm not too fond of them for that reason.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
The Hop in Leeds does excellent beers, as does the York Tap.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I hear Danny and the Juniors are fond of the Leeds one
Might see if I can nip in there in a few weeks, when I'm next there.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Danny and the juniors?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Christ, Dozer, you're older than he is. You should know that one.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I'm 32, not 62.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Rock n Roll will never die!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
whatevs, sista
AA, drop me a gaz when you're over. maybe we can have a pint.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
If I get the chance, I will.
It probably won't be next time, as I'm heading over 3 days before payday, but I shall bear it in mind anyway!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I heard the DJ is the coolest and the records are the smoothest

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
How is your sister in law to be getting on North of the border?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Good.
I shall be seeing her next week, if you want me to pass on any news.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
No.
I was just making polite small talk.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Have we come to that, Jeff?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Well, okay.
Tell her I said 'hello', and 'I hope everything in Edinburgh is going really well'.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Oh, by the way
I appear to have impugned Battered last night by implying he had never bought me a drink. Apparently he did, in Bristol, and I must have been so tipsy I forgot.
Is this terribly bad form?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
If you're in Yeadon again
Get to the other side of the valley to Symposium in Idle.

They always have 6 beers on and according to my mate they keep them well.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26, Reply)
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS THREEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

Evening all. I'm back. Did you miss me?
Don't answer that. I don't think my fragile littl;e ego could take it.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I missed you like society misses the plague.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Where did you go?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I was doing my design blog an ting.
You'll all be sorry when I'm dead.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Wooh there!
I never wished you dead.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I can read between the lines.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
evening b3th

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Evening soldier.
'sup?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
little bit a chillin
little bit a illin

good in the hood?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Can't complain, old fruit. Can't complain.
Got an early start tomorrow though, so I might sneak off to bed soonish.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)
WooHoo!
The Chemical Records summer sale has started!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Been there, done that.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Really?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
To be honest I don't really need anything.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Everyone needs something.
And even if you don't, it's nice to browse.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

there everywhere
that everyone
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Pfft!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well go to the toilet then.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Y'all gone to bed then?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Oddly. I just this second f5'd.
No. I'm still considering my shopping options.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
you bender

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Arr, a massive one at that.
But clothes are cheap at the moment (assuming you're a short arse and can find things that fit).
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
D'you think I'm Mary Portas or something?
Just see what you want and buy it.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'd love it if you were.
You great big shopping lesbian.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Great big shopping has the ear of David Cameron and fucks over planning applications lesbian
If you don't mind.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Bender.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Chocolate speedway rider

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Chutney farmer.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Uphill gardener

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Backdoor milkman.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
In the inimitable style of Muttley McLadd
ARSE BANDEEEEET.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Barrymores Buddy.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I can't think of any more
I was at school with a lad called Roy Kent - who was from an early age quite clearly that way inclined.

We used to call him Bent Roy Kent his arse is for rent.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
You are Roy Kent.
AICMFP.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I think he chucked himself off Walney Bridge a few years ago.
So I'm not - but growing up gay in a small town can't be easy - Bronski Beat etc..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)
So you made his life easy then.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
No - I was a cunt to him because that was my peer group.
Don't put a suicide on my hands. I was only following orders.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Isn't that what the guards said at auschwitz?
*lights touchpaper, stands well clear*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Were you a sweet little chap at school?
Bedtime - I think you know that I'll diffuse your blue touch-paper and step carefully back to avoid injury.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
You should get the purple shoes
they were awesome.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I don't think I'd be able to carry of purple shoes.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Barry could - he can carry off most things.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Wayhay!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
No?
I reckon it's worth a try, they were very snazzy.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
They are a very expensive 'punt'

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
They'll go in the sale eventually.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I still don't think they'll suit.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
the Paul Smith ones?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Yes, the ones you posted a link to earlier.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
they are ace

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
They do do them in my size
however that is well over half of my monthly disposable income, so it's pretty much a no from me. This will be my next shoe purchase:

www.schuh.co.uk/womens-black-and-red-schuh-clara-peep-bow-bar-polka-dot/1223527370
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)
those are cute
But a ripoff of ones by Viv Westwood.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Do you have a link?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
These
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008CGU23Y/ref=asc_df_B008CGU23Y8492001/?tag=googlecouk06-21&creative=22134&creativeASIN=B008CGU23Y&linkCode=asn
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Those shoes are very 'you'.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Good, aren't they?
I bought a dress to go with them; entirely female logic, buying a dress to go with shoes which you have not yet bought.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I think I've got about half a dozen shirts I can't wear because I don't have anything suitable
To wear with them. Probably five hundred quids worth of 'casual' shirts that don't go with jeans.

I'm a fucking bellend.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Why don't you just wear them?
Who, or what, is the arbiter of what you can and can't wear?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I am.
That's the problem.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Well that's your problem
I spend money on shirts and give them to Ukranians when the collars are worn.

Easy.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I am.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Can you not just buy some suitable trousers in addition?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I can, and I will.
But then I might need to buy more shoes.

I tell ya, it isn't easy being me.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
The horror!
EXTRA shopping. Although the prospect doesn't seem to appall you like it does almost every other man that I know.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I don't mind shopping
Best to do it alone though
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
nope

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Thought you were dead.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Nope.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Just monosyllabic, then?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)
mostly

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
That's two syllables.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)
yup

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Hi cq!!!!!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Hi ape.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Watching the new muppet movie,

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
The one about CQ?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Bazinga.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
The muppets are all shades of shit
Truely
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Stop spelling truly wrong

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I will if you stop watching childish shit

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
It's research.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Are you looking to groom some children with a puppet frog?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Wokka wokka, get in the fucking car
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I've got some sweeties
At least I though I did, fuck, did I eat all those miniature heros and the worthers and the tin of quality street?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I was disappointed that it was made only as an exercise in reminiscing, rather than a stand alone film

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Trying to buy a new router and external hardrive
But I have no idea what I'm doing so giving up
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Posting twice by the look of things.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Que?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Yes?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
CQ where have you beeeeeeen?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Same places as usual really, work, home, other places.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Special school.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Ah ok, well glad you're not dead
It's always a worry with this lot, and mostly no one would find their corpses until they starting leaky through the floor of their bedsits
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
No, not dead, just sick of this place, or at least what it's like during the day.
will pop by occasionally in the evenings I think but I can't see fully unflouncing, too many people trying too hard to be cunts.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Your sweet but I don't try at all
There is a more mellow vibe here at night
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Never seen you be a cunt, and yes, it is.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
He's the worst of the lot.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I did actually piss off chompy today

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Which automatically endeared you to 'swipe

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
She loved me already

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
no, you are.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
NO YOU ARE!
It's got a lot friendlier since you flounced, all hugz and cakes and that.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
no it's not.
I do lurk, you know.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
All the really soppy stuff takes place by gaz
Honestly, Battered has been writing poems for people and all sorts.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
yeah
right.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)
\o/ for me!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Ninja
CUNT bent spastic
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I bought some awesome police sunnies in tk maxx today
For you son £24, that'll do nicely.

They'd even go with your shirts
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Evening NA
What size hard drive, and what type of router? (Wireless, secure, or basic?)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
He wants a black one.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Also this
And shiney
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I dunno, a better router my free one isn't strong enough to get to the bedroom
External hd 500g maybe, just to back up photos really
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
For when you lose the next camera

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Exactly
I impressed myself by setting up iCloud and my photo stream this evening
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
It pretty much sets itself up, yeah?
You just had to say OK when prompted?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Hard Drive - www.ebuyer.com/272090-wd-500gb-elements-portable-hard-drive-usb-3-0-wdbpck5000abk-eesn
Router - www.ebuyer.com/263564-tp-link-wireless-n150-adsl-modem-router-td-w8951nd - If you can replace your current router with any, I'd recommend this brand, have used a few of their items recently, pretty good.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Evening benders.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Shouldn't you be at a steam fair?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I have been out, but not to dull shit like that.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
'Night for me, Guv.
Some of us work for a living.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Some of us work for a living and have lives outside of work too.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
To the steam fair!! Huzzah!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
You should come along
I'll gaz you next time we go.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Night quenders
Try not tO quend each other too sore
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
What the hell. You lot still up?..

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Damn n blast
If only I got here earlier......
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)
They've definitely all gone now
I think.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:27, Reply)
seems so

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Last
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:54, Reply)

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