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	 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:01,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	 So yeah, I have new shoes and they ARE NOT BENT IN THE SLIGHTEST
	So yeah, I have new shoes and they ARE NOT BENT IN THE SLIGHTEST
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:02,
	
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	 What have you got?
	What have you got?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:03,
	
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	 Nice.
	Nice.
 	I'll continue looking.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:06,
	
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	 Chelsea boots
	Chelsea boots
 	Are still the dogs bollocks, for classic shoes.
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11,
	
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	 Rubbish.
	Rubbish.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:13,
	
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	 Every real man should own a pair of bollocks and classic chelsea boots.
	Every real man should own a pair of bollocks and classic chelsea boots. 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18,
	
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	 A comment so inane you gave us it twice.
	A comment so inane you gave us it twice.
 	Nice work.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 *doffs hat*
	*doffs hat*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 *flicks Vs*
	*flicks Vs*
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20,
	
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	 that's one dull looking shoe
	that's one dull looking shoe
 	with some lame looking pointy toes
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:07,
	
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	 They ain't for larpers, that's fo sho.
	They ain't for larpers, that's fo sho.
 	I maintain my position as the Pat Bateman of O/T.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:09,
	
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	 Nice soles
	Nice soles
 	But the diamond detailing is horrible.
Paul Smith are doing great shoes right now.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11,
	
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	 I think they look a bit different.
	I think they look a bit different.
 	And they are about half the price of Paul Smith.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:14,
	
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	 You can't beat a nice pair of desert boots.
	You can't beat a nice pair of desert boots.
 	
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16,
	
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	 Yes you can.
	Yes you can.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17,
	
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	 I lived in desert boots from the age of 14 to 16.
	I lived in desert boots from the age of 14 to 16.
 	
	(
 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:21,
	
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	 so northern
	so northern
 	you couldn't even afford a house
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25,
	
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	 My latest purchase but didn't pay full whack.
 	www.muckbootcompany.com/Pages/default.asp
	My latest purchase but didn't pay full whack.
 	www.muckbootcompany.com/Pages/default.asp
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27,
	
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	 error boots?
	error boots?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:30,
	
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	 *Waves*
	*Waves*
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40,
	
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	 Hi Jeff.
	Hi Jeff.
 	Staying classy?
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40,
	
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	 As per.
	As per.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:41,
	
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	 All I ever wear
	All I ever wear
 	In a variety of colours and finishes.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20,
	
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	 + If you're Willy fuckin' Wonka.
	+ If you're Willy fuckin' Wonka.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17,
	
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	 I need work shoes.
	I need work shoes.
 	Not wanker shoes.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 Depends on the job
	Depends on the job
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39,
	
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	 I read the other day
	I read the other day
 	That Easton-Ellis is now so fucked up that he's set up twitter accounts for his characters.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11,
	
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	 Probably does
	Probably does
 	I follow him on twitter, his big ting right now is that Stanley Kubrick was a gay.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:12,
	
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	 All straight lines and angles, are they?
	All straight lines and angles, are they?
 	SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHAHAHA!!!
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:03,
	
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	 They'd not be too comfortable then, I reckon
	They'd not be too comfortable then, I reckon 
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:04,
	
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	 BUT THEY WOULD BE HETERO!!!!1!1111!!!!!!
	BUT THEY WOULD BE HETERO!!!!1!1111!!!!!!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:05,
	
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	 AND GEOMETRICALLY SATISFYING!
	AND GEOMETRICALLY SATISFYING!
 	YES! YES! HAHAHAHAHA! 
YES!!!
	(
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:06,
	
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	 Now, call me old fashioned
	Now, call me old fashioned
 	But when I'm buying footwear I tend not to take my protractor and set-square.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:08,
	
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	 Evening all
	Evening all
 	Started my night with a very nice ale, with a very silly name. I'm not sure if that improved it, or made it worse...
It's called '
footBall Cleaner'
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:08,
	
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	 name asside
	name asside
 	how is it?
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 willenium Fist bump for verification
 willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:09,
	
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	 Absolutely lovely, very very light, but was 4.1%
	Absolutely lovely, very very light, but was 4.1%
 	I had two pints, and knew it.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:11,
	
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	 Lightweight.
	Lightweight.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:13,
	
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	 I don't mean I was pissed, not at all
	I don't mean I was pissed, not at all
 	I simply mean that after two, I could tell I'd been drinking, if that makes sense? This stuff tasted like it was 3% at most.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16,
	
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	 I love a good citrussy, hoppy beer.
	I love a good citrussy, hoppy beer.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17,
	
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	 Give Storm Brewery a go then, they always seem to have a citrus touch in their ales.
	Give Storm Brewery a go then, they always seem to have a citrus touch in their ales.
 	I'm not too fond of them for that reason.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 The Hop in Leeds does excellent beers, as does the York Tap.
	The Hop in Leeds does excellent beers, as does the York Tap.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 I hear Danny and the Juniors are fond of the Leeds one
	I hear Danny and the Juniors are fond of the Leeds one
 	Might see if I can nip in there in a few weeks, when I'm next there.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22,
	
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	 Danny and the juniors?
	Danny and the juniors?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:24,
	
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	 Christ, Dozer, you're older than he is. You should know that one.
	Christ, Dozer, you're older than he is. You should know that one.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25,
	
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	 I'm 32, not 62.
	I'm 32, not 62.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26,
	
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	 Rock n Roll will never die!
	Rock n Roll will never die!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27,
	
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	 whatevs, sista
	whatevs, sista
 	AA, drop me a gaz when you're over. maybe we can have a pint.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:28,
	
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	 If I get the chance, I will.
	If I get the chance, I will.
 	It probably won't be next time, as I'm heading over 3 days before payday, but I shall bear it in mind anyway!
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:44,
	
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	 I heard the DJ is the coolest and the records are the smoothest
	I heard the DJ is the coolest and the records are the smoothest 
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:24,
	
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	 How is your sister in law to be getting on North of the border?
	How is your sister in law to be getting on North of the border?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:25,
	
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	 Good.
	Good.
 	I shall be seeing her next week, if you want me to pass on any news.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	I was just making polite small talk.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27,
	
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	 Have we come to that, Jeff?
	Have we come to that, Jeff?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:30,
	
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	 Well, okay.
	Well, okay.
 	Tell her I said 'hello', and 'I hope everything in Edinburgh is going really well'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:35,
	
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	 Oh, by the way
	Oh, by the way
 	I appear to have impugned Battered last night by implying he had never bought me a drink. Apparently he did, in Bristol, and I must have been so tipsy I forgot.
Is this terribly bad form?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39,
	
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	 If you're in Yeadon again
	If you're in Yeadon again
 	Get to the other side of the valley to Symposium in Idle.
They always have 6 beers on and according to my mate they keep them well.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:26,
	
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	 YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS THREEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
	YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS THREEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
 	Evening all. I'm back. Did you miss me?
Don't answer that. I don't think my fragile littl;e ego could take it.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:15,
	
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	 I missed you like society misses the plague.
	I missed you like society misses the plague.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:16,
	
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	 Where did you go?
	Where did you go?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:17,
	
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	 I was doing my design blog an ting.
	I was doing my design blog an ting.
 	You'll all be sorry when I'm dead.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:19,
	
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	 Wooh there!
	Wooh there!
 	I never wished you dead.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20,
	
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	 I can read between the lines.
	I can read between the lines.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22,
	
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	 evening b3th
	evening b3th
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18,
	
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	 Evening soldier.
	Evening soldier.
 	'sup?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:21,
	
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	 little bit a chillin
	little bit a chillin
 	little bit a illin
good in the hood?
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22,
	
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	 Can't complain, old fruit. Can't complain.
	Can't complain, old fruit. Can't complain.
 	Got an early start tomorrow though, so I might sneak off to bed soonish.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:28,
	
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	 WooHoo!
	WooHoo!
 	The Chemical Records summer sale has started!
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:36,
	
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	 Been there, done that.
	Been there, done that.
 	
	(
 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:39,
	
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	 Really?
	Really?
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:40,
	
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	 To be honest I don't really need anything.
	To be honest I don't really need anything.
 	
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:41,
	
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	 Everyone needs something.
	Everyone needs something.
 	And even if you don't, it's nice to browse.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	there everywhere
that everyone
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:43,
	
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	 Pfft!
	Pfft!
 	
	(
 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:46,
	
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	 Well go to the toilet then.
	Well go to the toilet then.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:53,
	
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	 Y'all gone to bed then?
	Y'all gone to bed then?
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:02,
	
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	 Oddly. I just this second f5'd.
	Oddly. I just this second f5'd.
 	No. I'm still considering my shopping options.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03,
	
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	 you bender
	you bender
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03,
	
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	 Arr, a massive one at that.
	Arr, a massive one at that.
 	But clothes are cheap at the moment (assuming you're a short arse and can find things that fit).
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:06,
	
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	 D'you think I'm Mary Portas or something?
	D'you think I'm Mary Portas or something?
 	Just see what you want and buy it.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:05,
	
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	 I'd love it if you were.
	I'd love it if you were.
 	You great big shopping lesbian.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:07,
	
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	 Great big shopping has the ear of David Cameron and fucks over planning applications lesbian
	Great big shopping has the ear of David Cameron and fucks over planning applications lesbian
 	If you don't mind.
	(
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09,
	
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	 Bender.
	Bender.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10,
	
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	 Chocolate speedway rider
	Chocolate speedway rider
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13,
	
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	 Chutney farmer.
	Chutney farmer.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13,
	
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	 Uphill gardener
	Uphill gardener
 	
	(
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:14,
	
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	 Backdoor milkman.
	Backdoor milkman.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:21,
	
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	 In the inimitable style of Muttley McLadd
	In the inimitable style of Muttley McLadd
 	ARSE BANDEEEEET.
	(
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23,
	
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	 Barrymores Buddy.
	Barrymores Buddy.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24,
	
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	 I can't think of any more
	I can't think of any more
 	I was at school with a lad called Roy Kent - who was from an early age quite clearly that way inclined.
We used to call him Bent Roy Kent his arse is for rent.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30,
	
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	 You are Roy Kent.
	You are Roy Kent.
 	AICMFP.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:31,
	
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	 I think he chucked himself off Walney Bridge a few years ago.
	I think he chucked himself off Walney Bridge a few years ago.
 	So I'm not - but growing up gay in a small town can't be easy - Bronski Beat etc..
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:36,
	
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	 So you made his life easy then.
	So you made his life easy then.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:38,
	
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	 No - I was a cunt to him because that was my peer group.
	No - I was a cunt to him because that was my peer group. 
 	Don't put a suicide on my hands. I was only following orders.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40,
	
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	 Isn't that what the guards said at auschwitz?
	Isn't that what the guards said at auschwitz?
 	*lights touchpaper, stands well clear*
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:43,
	
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	 Were you a sweet little chap at school?
	Were you a sweet little chap at school? 
 	Bedtime - I think you know that I'll diffuse your blue touch-paper and step carefully back to avoid injury.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51,
	
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	 You should get the purple shoes
	You should get the purple shoes
 	they were awesome.
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09,
	
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	 I don't think I'd be able to carry of purple shoes.
	I don't think I'd be able to carry of purple shoes.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10,
	
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	 Barry could - he can carry off most things.
	Barry could - he can carry off most things.
 	
	(
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:11,
	
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	 Wayhay!
	Wayhay!
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:12,
	
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	 No?
	No?
 	I reckon it's worth a try, they were very snazzy.
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15,
	
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	 They are a very expensive 'punt'
	They are a very expensive 'punt'
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20,
	
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	 They'll go in the sale eventually.
	They'll go in the sale eventually.
 	
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22,
	
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	 I still don't think they'll suit.
	I still don't think they'll suit.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24,
	
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	 the Paul Smith ones?
	the Paul Smith ones?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13,
	
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	 Yes, the ones you posted a link to earlier.
	Yes, the ones you posted a link to earlier.
 	
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16,
	
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	 they are ace
	they are ace
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16,
	
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	 They do do them in my size
	They do do them in my size
 	however that is well over half of my monthly disposable income, so it's pretty much a no from me. This will be my next shoe purchase:
www.schuh.co.uk/womens-black-and-red-schuh-clara-peep-bow-bar-polka-dot/1223527370
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20,
	
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	 those are cute
	those are cute
 	But a ripoff of ones by Viv Westwood.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24,
	
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	 Do you have a link?
	Do you have a link?
 	
	(
berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26,
	
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	 Those shoes are very 'you'.
	Those shoes are very 'you'.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26,
	
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	 Good, aren't they?
	Good, aren't they?
 	I bought a dress to go with them; entirely female logic, buying a dress to go with shoes which you have not yet bought.
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:29,
	
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	 I think I've got about half a dozen shirts I can't wear because I don't have anything suitable
	I think I've got about half a dozen shirts I can't wear because I don't have anything suitable
 	To wear with them. Probably five hundred quids worth of 'casual' shirts that don't go with jeans.
I'm a fucking bellend.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:39,
	
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	 Why don't you just wear them?
	Why don't you just wear them?
 	Who, or what, is the arbiter of what you can and can't wear?
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44,
	
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	 I am.
	I am.
 	That's the problem.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45,
	
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	 Well that's your problem
	Well that's your problem
 	I spend money on shirts and give them to Ukranians when the collars are worn.
Easy.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55,
	
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	 I am.
	I am.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47,
	
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	 Can you not just buy some suitable trousers in addition?
	Can you not just buy some suitable trousers in addition?
 	
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46,
	
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	 I can, and I will.
	I can, and I will.
 	But then I might need to buy more shoes.
I tell ya, it isn't easy being me.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48,
	
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	 The horror!
	The horror!
 	EXTRA shopping. Although the prospect doesn't seem to appall you like it does almost every other man that I know.
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berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52,
	
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	 I don't mind shopping
	I don't mind shopping
 	Best to do it alone though
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55,
	
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	 nope
	nope
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09,
	
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	 Thought you were dead.
	Thought you were dead.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10,
	
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	 Nope.
	Nope. 
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15,
	
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	 Just monosyllabic, then?
	Just monosyllabic, then?
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:17,
	
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	 mostly
	mostly
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22,
	
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	 That's two syllables.
	That's two syllables.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:25,
	
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	 yup
	yup
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40,
	
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	 Hi cq!!!!!
	Hi cq!!!!!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hi ape.
	Hi ape.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48,
	
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	 Watching the new muppet movie,
	Watching the new muppet movie, 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:19,
	
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	 The one about CQ?
	The one about CQ?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20,
	
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 	Bazinga.
	(
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23,
	
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	 The muppets are all shades of shit
	The muppets are all shades of shit
 	Truely
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 Stop spelling truly wrong
	Stop spelling truly wrong
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46,
	
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	 I will if you stop watching childish shit
	I will if you stop watching childish shit
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47,
	
Reply)
 
	 It's research.
	It's research. 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48,
	
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	 Are you looking to groom some children with a puppet frog?
	Are you looking to groom some children with a puppet frog?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51,
	
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 	Wokka wokka, get in the fucking car
	(
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:56,
	
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	 I've got some sweeties
	I've got some sweeties
 	At least I though I did, fuck, did I eat all those miniature heros and the worthers and the tin of quality street?
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
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	 I was disappointed that it was made only as an exercise in reminiscing, rather than a stand alone film
	I was disappointed that it was made only as an exercise in reminiscing, rather than a stand alone film
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
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	 Trying to buy a new router and external hardrive
	Trying to buy a new router and external hardrive
 	But I have no idea what I'm doing so giving up
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44,
	
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	 Posting twice by the look of things.
	Posting twice by the look of things.
 	
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 Que?
	Que?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45,
	
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	 Yes?
	Yes?
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46,
	
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	 CQ where have you beeeeeeen?
	CQ where have you beeeeeeen?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48,
	
Reply)
 
	 Same places as usual really, work, home, other places.
	Same places as usual really, work, home, other places.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48,
	
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	 Special school.
	Special school.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:49,
	
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	 Ah ok, well glad you're not dead
	Ah ok, well glad you're not dead
 	It's always a worry with this lot, and mostly no one would find their corpses until they starting leaky through the floor of their bedsits
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:50,
	
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	 No, not dead, just sick of this place, or at least what it's like during the day.
	No, not dead, just sick of this place, or at least what it's like during the day.
 	will pop by occasionally in the evenings I think but I can't see fully unflouncing, too many people trying too hard to be cunts.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:53,
	
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	 Your sweet but I don't try at all
	Your sweet but I don't try at all
 	There is a more mellow vibe here at night
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:54,
	
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	 Never seen you be a cunt, and yes, it is.
	Never seen you be a cunt, and yes, it is.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:56,
	
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	 He's the worst of the lot.
	He's the worst of the lot.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57,
	
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	 I did actually piss off chompy today
	I did actually piss off chompy today
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 Which automatically endeared you to 'swipe
	Which automatically endeared you to 'swipe
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
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	 She loved me already
	She loved me already
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
Reply)
 
	 no, you are.
	no, you are.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:10,
	
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	 NO YOU ARE!
	NO YOU ARE!
 	It's got a lot friendlier since you flounced, all hugz and cakes and that.
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12,
	
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	 no it's not.
	no it's not.
 	I do lurk, you know.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:13,
	
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	 All the really soppy stuff takes place by gaz
	All the really soppy stuff takes place by gaz
 	Honestly, Battered has been writing poems for people and all sorts.
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:16,
	
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	 yeah
	yeah
 	right.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:17,
	
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	 \o/ for me!
	\o/ for me!
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ninja
	Ninja
 	CUNT bent spastic
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 I bought some awesome police sunnies in tk maxx today
	I bought some awesome police sunnies in tk maxx today
 	For you son £24, that'll do nicely.
They'd even go with your shirts
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52,
	
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	 Evening NA
	Evening NA
 	What size hard drive, and what type of router? (Wireless, secure, or basic?)
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58,
	
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	 He wants a black one.
	He wants a black one.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
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	 Also this
	Also this
 	And shiney
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01,
	
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	 I dunno, a better router my free one isn't strong enough to get to the bedroom
	I dunno, a better router my free one isn't strong enough to get to the bedroom
 	External hd 500g maybe, just to back up photos really
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01,
	
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	 For when you lose the next camera
	For when you lose the next camera
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01,
	
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	 Exactly
	Exactly
 	I impressed myself by setting up iCloud and my photo stream this evening
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:02,
	
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	 It pretty much sets itself up, yeah?
	It pretty much sets itself up, yeah?
 	You just had to say OK when prompted?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:06,
	
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 	Hard Drive - 
www.ebuyer.com/272090-wd-500gb-elements-portable-hard-drive-usb-3-0-wdbpck5000abk-eesnRouter - 
www.ebuyer.com/263564-tp-link-wireless-n150-adsl-modem-router-td-w8951nd - If you can replace your current router with any, I'd recommend this brand, have used a few of their items recently, pretty good.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:07,
	
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	 Evening benders.
	Evening benders.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55,
	
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	 Shouldn't you be at a steam fair?
	Shouldn't you be at a steam fair?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57,
	
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	 I have been out, but not to dull shit like that.
	I have been out, but not to dull shit like that.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58,
	
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	 'Night for me, Guv.
	'Night for me, Guv.
 	Some of us work for a living.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59,
	
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	 Some of us work for a living and have lives outside of work too.
	Some of us work for a living and have lives outside of work too.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01,
	
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	 To the steam fair!! Huzzah!
	To the steam fair!! Huzzah!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:02,
	
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	 You should come along
	You should come along
 	I'll gaz you next time we go.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:09,
	
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	 Night quenders
	Night quenders
 	Try not tO quend each other too sore
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:06,
	
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	 What the hell. You lot still up?..
	What the hell. You lot still up?..
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:14,
	
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	 Damn n blast
	Damn n blast
 	If only I got here earlier......
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:15,
	
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	 They've definitely all gone now
	They've definitely all gone now
 	I think.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:27,
	
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	 seems so
	seems so
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:41,
	
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