I'm expressin' with my full capabilities, And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities,
How do you "express" yourself? Do you do art, music, build sheds, make your own sausages?

alt: I went for a very expensive and yet very average meal on saturday, what is over rated and over priced?

altalt: why don't you pull your fist out of your arse and fuck off?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:14, 105 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I blog on coll3ctive

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

what's coll3ctive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

A blog.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Think of it like an autistic summer house

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

This is exactly what it is.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Gonz set up a blog for b3tans or the b3tan-minded
www.coll3ctive.co.uk
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I read the first paragraph of your weakest link blog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

All by yourself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Did you like?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I also do science articles
fun science fact there is a chemical called arsole that has an 'aromatic ring structure'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I got pretty bored tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

A shed made of sausages.
That's how.
Alt, your mum obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I write poetry.
When I say poetry, its more like threats, cut out of newspaper headlines, and sent to old ladies who live alone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

That's beautiful, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

That's so sweet
some of them hardly get any contact at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I'm all heart.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I send sperm samples to random people off the internet.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Oh that was you, was it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Tasted vile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

+ pints of cum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Just a half for me.
I'm driving.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Dis-custard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

you might be better to let someone else have the bukkakes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

It keeps my skin young

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

This thread isn't very welcoming.
I don't think I'll post in it. That'll teach you. Prick.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

On a totally unrelated subject,
I've just found out a friend is phobic of buttons. Koumpounophobia. Apparently. His work colleagues found out, and gave him a load of buttons, he cried and ran out of the room. Bullying lols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I don't like big buttons, they are wierd and shit and remind me of clowns
Also they are the sole preserve of "kooky" girls outside of circus circles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Sir Mixalot's less well received follow up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

He really lost the ability to write rhymes that scan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

You other brothers can't deny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I save the world one insurance claim at a time.
Alt: That is the most irritating thing ever. If it's expensive and rubbish then I go home gutted. After complaining like hell.

Alt alt: Done. As I am eating my lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I do music.
Sometimes when I'm playing I screw my face up to show how I really mean it man. This makes me look well deep and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

This sounds suspiciously like a sex face.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Yes, it's very similar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

a
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

if it's a wind or brass instrument
it is probably the same face.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Cooking and a bit of guitar
Alt: Barry's wardrobe

AltAlt: But it fits like a glove
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Expressing yourself through the medium of butter sauces and rare red meat.
Good skills.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I cooked calves liver with a sage butter sauce on Saturday night.
Homemade onion and goats cheese tartlet to start.

Highlight of my weekend!?!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Sounds fucking excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I got the liver just right. Just set in the middle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I cooked once.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Great story bro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

You're still posting so it can't have been too bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

'ere, mucker
have you been to Wong Kei's? I've had some Londoner recommend it to me but, what with Londoners' well known reputation for untrustworthiness, I'd like a second opinion.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

You should try the donkey at Wong Kei's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

IT ONLY HAS THREE LEGS!!!!!!LOL!!!!@@

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I clicked, but you still need to LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Some people don't agree with how I express myself, but it's alright, I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist.
Melton's Too in York is overrated and overpriced. The food's mediocre at best. Also, Apple stuff is.

Alt alt- why don't you self-castrate so you don't pollute the world any more than you already have, you epically-proportioned spazwit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

NOnono
We need him to propogate so that we can keep his family in a zoo as a warning to others.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

do we? do we really?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I went to the Blue Bicycle in York a few (8) years ago and it was really nice.
Do you know if it still is as I plan to have a weekend in York this "summer".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I haven't been, but it consistently reviews well.
The Fossgate area is beautiful, I always think that it's really European in feel down there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Cool. Thanks.
They have brandy and port for every year going back about 50 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

there is a Loch Fyne down there these days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

They are OK for am chain. I ate in one last week.
The mackerel, mash and poached egg is perfectly fine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

give me a shout when you're up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Will do.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Good man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

drums, bass, paint shit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I like to paint warhammer 40k space marines
and write fanfic based on popular tv series Andromeda and Lexx: the dark zone.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

no way man, me too.
I have a column in White Dwarf as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

WH 40K 4LYFE!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

NO WAY TO 40K!!!!
WARHAMMER OR NOTHING!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

fuck that pointless elf furry wank shit.
I don't think we can be friends :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I have the full set of Magic: The Gathering, if that helps?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

only that it confirms my suspicions about you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

naked ape naked ape, wankshit stupid cunt
naked ape naked ape, lonely and sad as fuck
steals drugz like baz, sniffs swipey's vadge
naked ape, naked ape, naked ape.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

The third line is legendary.
That's what Baz said!!!???!! ROFL.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I took some drugs once.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I once took three nurofen instead of two
what a day that was!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

office lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

You should totes bell up Bobby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

you should totes ram your head up your arse and bellow shitcunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

tremazing insults here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

YOUN AR!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Cooking and now SHED.
And this is the shed: www.waltons.co.uk/waltons-norfolk-apex-double-door-shed-8x6/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

You're proper gay for that shed.
Also: link fail.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Take the fullstop off the end.
You IT fail.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Haha! I didn't notice that.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Done. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Page not found.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

worst shed link ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

FFS. Works ok for me. I will post a picture once I have completed construction.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah. It's all of us. Not you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Same as usual then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Right. It works without the full stop on the end.
It's a bit boring ain't it. Where are the bi-fold doors? Where is the plunge pool?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

This is pe-personalisation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

PIMP MY SHED!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Yes!
I'm thinking darts board, chesterfield arm chair, Bose speakers, electric blinds, alarm system etc in addition to the fridge.

Alternatively, been thinking about starting my own cult, it could make a good initial HQ.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

CULT?
Sorry, misread that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I NOES, RIGHT!?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

officelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Cooking, I suppose
I used to blog once upon a time, but now I just don't see the point.

Alt: Decent lagers in general. Don't get me wrong, I like a good pint of Peroni, Amstel, etc, but I'm not happy about paying £3.80 or more for them. Then again, the pints of Kirin Ichiban I had on Saturday were excellent.

AltAlt: You first.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

oh dear :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

one of the qotw entries
Is a Star Wars themed one, and Monty hasn't left a reply yet. Should we be concerned?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)

very.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

someone gaz 999, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Does he dislike it?
Or is he a fan. We need to be told.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

take a guess.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Mild dislike?
Or rabid, drooling naked loathing?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

the nudity option.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

monty's likes: finding 50p in a drain and getting the wonka bar with the golden ticket.
80's comedy tv series "bread"
ejaculating to the popular song "gold"
kicking a pigeon in the arse
roadworks that cause slight delays
the popular 80's film mannequin
gary barlow
dropping a can of fizzy pop but catching it before it hits the ground
dry toast
cheeky scousers
chewing the top of a cheap ballpoint pen
strictly come dancing
terry wogan's radio show
listening to the weather forecast on radio 4. they use funny names!

monty doesn't like: the rest of creation in all its entirety
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)