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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey everyone, I'm not on holiday any more.
I went to Milton Keynes yesterday, I know a lot of people like to joke about how awful it is, but really, having been there and driven through the "city centre" I have to say it really is one of the most awful, soulless, mind crushingly horrific places I have ever been to in my life.

Then as I was leaving I saw an old man running past a lake and I thought, actually, maybe it's not so bad, then I negotiated the 30th roundabout in 2 miles and realised that, yes, it was that bad.

So, other than posting the contents of your gaz box, what have you been up to the last couple of days?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:24, 204 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Morning
Did you not take time out to look at the stone cows? MK landmark that.

Meetings most of yesterday, that and sweet talking the staff at Next to press a new shirt.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Woke up alone this morning with no recollection of going to bed.
I instantly assumed I was in trouble of some kind or had been arguing but no, discovered a delicious wine last night and got so pissed with Lusty that she was, ah, 'taken ill' in the night and ended up sleeping in the sitting room as she kept having to get up.

In other news, my brother's going round that wanker from Jamiroquai's house this morning.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:32, Reply)
JK? I hear hes even shorter than battered

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Tell him to nick a car or two while he's there
Morning!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
He's a better dancer than me as well.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:36, Reply)
The first line needs to be sung in a bluesey manner.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Drinking mainly, luckily got a night off tonight
How were your hols? Did you go to the Jorvik centre?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I had a nice weekend mixing with the twin objects of your affections
And have spent the last couple of days on an epic spring clean. Yay me. Only about 90% of the house left to go...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:35, Reply)
You spent the entire weekend playing with your breasts?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I only like nice breasts.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
I heard that B3th's are like spaniel's ears.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
I heard you once couldn't see a concert because a spaniel stood in front of you.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I heard they looked like a dead heat in a zepplin race

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I heard they looked like eggs nailed to a wall

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I heard they the filling of an over stuffed bagel when you bite down too hard (it spills out the hole)

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Morning Al
Not a huge amount really, I watched The Green Hornet last night, that's alright. That's about as highly as I can compliment it though.

See, the roundabouts in MK wouldn't bother me, I'm used to them from growing up in Skem.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Morning AA. How are you?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
Not too bad thanks, although I am rather tired
And my thumb is fucking killing me.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Have you been Thumb-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
No, I was playing football at the weekend
I was in goal at one point, tried to save a ball blasted from rather close, slightly misjudged it, and had my thumb bent back in quite a painful way. Doctor there at the time told me to keep an eye on it, but if it keeps hurting, consider a hospital visit.

I know I probably should go to the hospital, but it feels stupid walking in with a sore thumb.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You'd stick out like a sore thumb LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Because of his deformed face.
And because he would be listening to Green Day on his walkman and openly crying.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
No chance, I haven't listened to Green Day in years, I quite like my Dad.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
MK has a stupid road grid system which is very annoying.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I can only mention MK in a derogatory way.
I'm glad I'm not the only one, as I'm sure Chompy takes it seriously.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:37, Reply)
There's two 19th century pubs about 15 minutes walk from the town center

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:38, Reply)
That makes up for the square miles of misery then

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
shut up

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Sorry was I getting in the way of you be purposefully obtuse?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
mk is a conceptual 'city in a forest', beat that catford or where ever you live

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
It is a soulless wasteland for the most part, even you can't keep up arguing your point on this
Never been to catford, is it worth a visit?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
no

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
There are a lot of trees around
but I just don't like the number of dual carriageways you have to cross if you ever want to walk anywhere. It's a city designed entirely for cars.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
trees provide excellent cover for stalking and rapes

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
+SHEDS

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)
That could be said of most towns.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
The area where milton keynes now is has been inhabited since saxon times and there's an medieval abbey and Roman ruins around

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
That is so, and then it was decided to build up all around with monstrous concrete.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
there's also the achingly beautiful cycle network 'the redways'

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
That's OK then.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)
It's OK in MK
that's what they rap down the Milton Keynes youth centre annual 'rap battle'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Am I the only person who gets this?
I think I may be.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
No, we all got it

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
£20 says Nakers doesn't.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
YEAH I DO!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
i've ripped it off from a post from 2009

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I caught a train to London from Milton Keynes once.
True story.
Just waiting for an appropriate qotw to flesh this out a bit with tales of petty theft and unlikely sex.
The last couple of days have been no different from any other randomly chosen couple of days.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Oh, I was hoping something fun might have happened and you could all have told me about it
and it would have been fun.

I'm sad that dozy didn't come and find me after I told him where I was twice.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
He had alternative plans

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:45, Reply)
V good.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
No he didn't he was at home less than finve minutes down the road
he just said he didn't like me, which makes no sense because 1) I'm a lovely person and 2) he gave me all that advice about York.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Did you remember to thank him?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Yeah. More than once.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Andrew says you are a shit head

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Andrew says a lot of nasty things about me
but, he was the only person being nice the other evening when everyone thought my dad had died. So that means he secretly likes me.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
we were all reaching out to al during this difficult time

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I espcially like how you wanted to make sure you left the appropriate lenght of time for grieving.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
So were you pretending to have a dead dad?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I never did any such thing.
Quinten and I were having INTERNET BANTER ONLINE and someone else took it out of context.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Ah ok, just checking your not turning into a needy Internet lier

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I would never do such a thing Nakers.
I have my pride.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
did you have a nice time in York?
I expect nothing less than a point by point, pint by pint breakdown.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Yes I did
apart from the sadness caused by not seeing you.

We went to the Brewery and the railway museum and we walked around the walls and we had some nice food and I drank quite a lot of beer.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
where did you eat?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)
We had a roast in the Royal Oak
we had some chips from the chip shop on that road, not Mr CHippys, but the other one. We had Calzone in that italian place on that other road near the Minster and we had afternoon tea in a little cafe which wasn't Betty's but was nearby.

We also had some food in the Cross Keys on the first night.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
The Oak is a passable boozer
Was your hotel near Monkgate then?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
click

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Is this funny then?
Can you please explain why?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
It's a reference to Dozer's 'alternative' leanings
and, I believe, a row he got into with Wilf Lunn about his credentials in that sphere.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Indeed

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Aaaah, I see.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Wilf is a steampunk prick.
Apparently I am 'mainstream' because I like electronic music and don't dress like a Victorian spastic.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
In his defense he is high on lithium most of the time and gets run over by cars
that's pretty alternative
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Good old Foggsy,
always on hand with some poorly-thought-out patronising moral-high-ground whingeing.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:59, Reply)
4eva in r hartz wit Baz and Noel

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Who is Wilf Lunn?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
You know, Foggsy!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Oh him. Is Wilf his real name or is Wilf Lunn a historical figure who I don't know?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
TV 'personality' with a stupid moustache.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
CQ; they look the same

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Phileas Fogg

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Former tv inventor.
Used to be on Jigsaw. Big tache.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)
*points at nose*
*points at DG*

Gotcha*




* hasn't gotcha at all, but I assume this is just something that old people find hilarious so I'll laugh with you and let it go.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
'Member 70s TV?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Calm down Noel Edmonds.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I've been reading about Shane MacGowan and thinking 'Hmm...maybe I didn't drink so much after all'
and rueing that an office move has left me sitting next to my boss so I'm largely B3taless now.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:04, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
not really scarpo
baz, cq, and now this
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Well obviously I am by far the greater loss and really you ought to all just pack up and go home really, because it won't be the same anymore.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
At the risk of pissing on your chips here.
If Shane MacGowan is the best person you can look to, to find someone who drank more, then you probably did drink quite a bit.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Well, yes, I wasn't being entirely serious...

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS MORE CLEAR!
When will you learn that we all take everything you say at face value?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I took my little girl to her taster day at school
and made a couple of gallons of blackcurrant wine. Then I watched the Muppets movie. I also had a curry and a shag. I am reading the Wanted Graphic novel which is a quite different from the shit film and actually pretty good.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
THE WANTED HAVE A GRAPHIC NOVEL?!?!!? OMG I HOPE ITS AS GOOD AS THE JLS ONE

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I am actually glad that I have no idea what you mean.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
swoon
thewantedmusic.com/home
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I'm not clicking
so there
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
i can't think of a single one of their songs, but at least one of them is good looking

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
i found that sock i was looking for

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
The wank stained one? Morning.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)
no, you dirty midden
i had this spare sock right, no idea where it came from, it was in with my washing, looked absolutely nothing like one of my socks (it was elasticated and long and thin like a ladies sock), so i put it on my bedside cabinet to see if the other one turned up

found it on monday, still not sure whose sock it is
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
They're mine.
Can I have them back please?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
yeah cool, what's your address?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
c/o Rory.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
cool, thanks pookie

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I've been noting our local serial killer.
First that kid from the Rose's gig, well dodgy. Then next, this from the local rag. This fits in well, with the serial killer thread from yesterday.
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1583084_concern-grows-for-teenager-shane-carter-missing-in-manchester-city-centre

Hope they get the fucker, if it's connected.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I say he should be knighted and given a full pardon.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
he certainly looks like he deserved it

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

he deserved it Agnostic Antichrist
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Haha.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I hope they move to London and target your daughter.
And finish off with a nice big bowl of dry meat.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
You sound a happy chappy this morning.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Rza has a martial arts film coming out soon. Co written with Eli Roth and presented by Tarantino.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Oh wow tihs sounds totally amazing.
There is no way that Quentin Tarantino would ever put his name to a substandard film.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Is this irony?
He's done a few good things.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
He's also done some utter shit.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Well yes.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
In all honesty, I didn't enjoy Reservoir Dogs
But I'm willing to give it another chance, as I was probably a bit too young to 'get it'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
The films he actually directs, I generally think are pretty good
but the ones where he just lets people say "Tarantino presents" while not actually having any input, are usually utter garbage.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Pulp Fiction was excellent.
good acting, excellent direction and an interesting plot.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Thanks 'Paul Ross'

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I didn't enjoy Kill Bill, and I haven't seen Jackie Brown
But I do fucking love Pulp Fiction, so I suppose it all balances out.

I've also just seen he was involved in Natural Born Killers, another fucking excellent film.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Did I express an opinion on it? Or just provide info on something I thought monty might find interesting?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I am v grateful, ta.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Rza knows his martial arts films though.
I trust him not to put out a shit one and am consequently rather pleased about this.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Have you ever seen 'Kung Fu Hustle'?
Nothing to do with RZA, just curious.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I have, I liked it but wasn't blown away.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
The trailer looks a bit shit but I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, plus the soundtrack will be boss

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Any film with Batista in is not one I can take seriously.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Yeah but you can take loads of sweets from the confectionary stand

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
call the police?
call the fashion police, more like.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Its not even half nine and I just finished my lunch.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Greedy bastard
Speaking of which, here's some good news for the day - www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/18792684
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
\o/
Leavin' under a jet plane
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Makes no difference to me, I wouldn't listen to Radio One no matter who they stick in front of the mic

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I'm willing to give his replacement a chance
The guy that has replaced Chris Evans on Radio 2 is a right twat.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
My lift listens to radio 2 on the way in
Chris Evans still does the breakfast show doesn't he?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
He's off at the minute, I think
His replacement is some Irish cunt
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Ryan tubridy
everyone loves him
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
It's ok, I ave a sausage sandwich

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
god its been ages since i had a sausage sandwich
this italian near my girlfriends does amazing bacon and sausage sandwiches, I love that Giuseppe
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)
that sounds fucking rank

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
MENKLE ^

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
What on earth could possibly be rank about a sausage and bacon sarnie?
Stick an egg on top and I'm in heaven.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
you filthy whore

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Oh it gets worse
I put Ketchup on instead of HP
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
get out of my sight, you disgust me

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Admit it`
It just makes you want me more!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)
dammit's so true!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
If you had cheese on that, I'd agree.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)
you fat shit

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I put cheese in sausage sarnies

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
it's FCUKEN BEAUTIFUL
huge, doorstep thick bread, two sausages halved down the middle, a couple of bacon rashers, crispy as fuck, smothered in brown sauce and the sexed straight into your face

lovelyq
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
*retches*

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Oh Q the least you can do is have a little wash first

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
You're just not right.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
it sounds like a fatty salty heart attack
in stale bread
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
best ofall the heart attacks

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
once ina while, its lovely
you know, like sex, you remember sex, don't you swipe?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
A breakfast butty, or sex with with Swipe...
Mmmm...strokes hairy chin.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
YOU LEAVE HER HAIRY "CHIN" ALONE!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

hin lam
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Buttery sex with swipe
ala Brando
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
fucks sake you lot, leave it out
i haven't had breakfast
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
i've got two bananas

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
like a dog with two dicks
happy as a quentin with two 'nanas
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I had chicken korma and a baguette
But I eated it
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Not any more

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Now I have to graze on biscuits for the rest of the day

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
mmmmm biscuits

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Much overtime and working
This is a good thing as I've got bedroom furniture and carpets to pay for. I also had to bollock our apprentice yesterday as he fucked up big style
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Carpet?
Why would anyone put carpet down on perfectly good Oak flooring?

Oh, you don't have oak flooring? You poor thing, lets get this War on Povos kicked off quick!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Ape has oak flooring
Why would I want it?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Because I have it?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Morning 'Lord Sugar'

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)
*points*
You're tired
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
did he restart instead of turning it off and on again

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Yes

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
How terrifying is a bollocking from sportscow really?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)
he looks a bit angry, but he's got a piss streak down his leg so it all balances out

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I'm just a big old softy really

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
With Tourettes

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I imagine it's all
"Gies a hug. Aah cannat steah mad at ya, ya daft fucka"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Pretty much
But with more cunt
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
'S one of those urban legends, innit?
Reportedly, a pilot once said "Now, ladies and gentlemen, if you look out of to the left you'll be able to see Milton Keynes. Let me assure you, ladies and gentlemen, this is the best way to see Milton Keynes - from 35,000 feet with low cloud cover." ELLOHELL.

I have been doing as little as is humanly possible. Plus, running. How was your holiday?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)
It was nice thanks
Hav you got yourself a GPS watch yet? You'll stick out like a sore thumb on the Bristol half if you don't have a GPS watch.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
omg can you link up GPS watches and be like the power rangers???!?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

rangers benders
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
my mate is running an ultra marathon on Friday
40 miles...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
so he's running a race then

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)
no apologies for length

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)
come to think of it, he's not even your mate either
you just overheard it on the bus this morning
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
amazing insight here based on pure guesswork, well done

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)
stop getting angry when I'm right

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
haha! i love it

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Woah.
A friend of mine did a centurion (100 miles) in march. 20 hours, the mentalist.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Not yet, no...
But soon!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
So this means you're going to be one of the cool kids and come to Bristol and run the half?
Go On! You know you want to!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I will, I will.
I just need to wait til payday to sign up for it. God, stop being so needy, man!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
YAY!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
YAY!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I too went to Milton Keynes yesterday
Luckily I didn't have to stay long. It really is a soulless concrete wasteland.
In other news, my hangover has abated to the point where I might be able to eat a bacon sandwich.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

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