Trilbys (trilbies?) are gay, you are gay. GAY.
I feel slightly sorry for Tony Blair – he managed to negotiate the end of a hundred-year-old terrorist campaign on British soil, and all he’ll be remembered for is the old ‘WMDs’. He’s no better nor worse than any of the other cunts. Plus his wife mings HARD.

These are the best hats*:
www.golfapparelstores.com/kangol-hats/

*apart from SS ones, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do hope you are prepared for a downpour of "OMG TONY BLIAR" responses.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

This doesn't mean I like the man, by the way.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Me neither.
I'm just not such naive prick as to hold him singlehandedly responsible for the bad shit he fronted, nor dimwitted enough to go along with the black and white cariacature of the fellow as utterly without merit.

To put it another way: 'GAY'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

My 'hatches' are fully 'battened down' in readiness
for the deluge of whiny middle-class student hand-wringing codswallop that is imminent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i like the way tony blair mimics jeremey beadle's hand movements when he speaks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

As a massive pinko liberal I agree.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

He can't really take all the credit for that though.
It's true that his government did a lot of good for us, but as you say he will only really be remembered for being a war-mongerer. This is quite amusing though, as he was always concerned about how he will look in history books.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

He will look like a rictus-grin bum-fondler.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Or the dummy from the magic machine in Big

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I don't really see how he's given all the credit for the Iraq war.
The Iraqi regime could have stopped a war pretty sharpish.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

So could 'all the other UK politicians'
Blaming one person for it all is cretinous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I don't blame anyone for going to war against Iraq
I blame them for fucking it up.
But Saddam was the equivilent of the drunk in the corner of the pub saying *cough*cunt*cough* every time you walked past, someone was going to hit him eventually.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Quite so, unfashionable as it is to admit it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

It's not really, when that one person is the person in charge who makes the final decisions as to whether or not we'll go to war
and also doctored the evidence that was presented to the other MPs so that they would vote in line with his decision.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

He personally doctored the evidence?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Yes, he had some tippex and a black biro.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

What a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Yes Al, he was a LONE WOLF.
*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No he wasn't Monty
but as the leader he gets to pick up the glory when things go right, but also has to carry the can when they don't, and since he had the final decision it does actually come down to him. I'm surprised you can't see this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I can see why stupid people hold him solely responsible, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a ZING?
Is it a ZING?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

No it's Monty thinking that saying the same thing over and over constitutes a debate
I can imagine this is why he has such trouble with his bank accounts.

Bank Manager: Mr Boyce, you appear to have spent all your money on skag and dry meat, we'd like it back please.
Monty Boyce: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Regardless of how the money was spent, we still want it back.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, I'm trying to be reasonable here, we already lent you a huge amount against the value of your flat and you promised you wouldn't spunk it up the wall.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, there has to be some way around this, what's going happen is that we're going to take all your money each month and then allow you a tiny amount to live on so that you feel humiliated in front of everyone you know for being such a financial flid. Goodbye!
MB: But, I didn't do it all myself!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Have a click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, really? From you?
That's kind of insulting, but, oh whatever, a click is a click. Thanks buddy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

i didn't click it, i just wanted you to know that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Never click my posts Quints
It'll be our "thing"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

i think i might have broken that thing a couple of times before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah, me too quints, me too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

say something funny
i promise i won't click it this time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Hey Quints, my cat has no nose!
How does it smell you say? It smells awful, it died about three weeks ago and has been buried since then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i'm not clicking this, but not because it wasn't funny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm clicking this though.
But not because it was funny.
It's because I'm a prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

This make you and Harters FRENDZ4LYF

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I drove past Coventry yesterday
and I thought of you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You should've popped in for a pint - I probably wouldn't have stabbed you.
Annoyingly, if Coventry hadn't been destroyed during and post WW2, people wouldn't give a shit about York and you would probably have spent the weekend here instead, marvelling at what a beautiful mediaeval city it is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)

instead you've got concrete that only MK can dream of and twang club

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Like most of your posts Rory, this is depressingly true.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)

No, it's definitely a zing. You've made a mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You're doing it again Monty, you really aren't helping your case here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

but he was the leader

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

You're thinking of Gary Glitter, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

You wanna stop ganging up on him here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

i'm always thinking of gary glitter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Reverse Paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

(backs up slowly)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Hate always needs a figurehead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Step forward Naked Ape
Your time is now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

sometimes i feel unappreciated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)

By denying that they had WMDs?
By allowing UN weapons inspections?
I thought that both of these things happened.
But also, Saddam Hussein wasn't particularly known for his rational behaviour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

They did that at the last minute when they knew they were fucked.
They could have paid the War reparations to Quwait the UN told them to, sign a non agression pact with their neighbours, visibly reduce military spending and stop imprisioning so many of their own people.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Oh and stop supplying arms to whoever would pay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Are those the arms which were originally supplied by us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I'm not sticking up for the Iraqi regime.
But Hans Blix was pulled out of Iraq so that the Allies could invade.
Also, regime change is not a legal reason to start a war.
As you said up there though, history might have been kinder if they had carried it out more effectively. Winning the war itself was always going to be easy. It is mind boggling that no one considered the consequences.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Fluck you hans Blix

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Like most despots Saddam was OK while he was on "our side"
soon as he wasn't he suddenly became the enemy. See also Gaddafi, Idi Amin,etc. Plus the ones that go the other way.
One man's terrorist is someone else's freedom fighter.
If it's not about oil, but democracy, why haven't we invaded Zimbabwe?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

'cos Mugabe will be dead in two years

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

And he looks like a black Hitler's Dad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

That's so simplistic.
Politics is the art of the possible, especially so in international politics. If everyone didn't trade, meet or acknowledge the existance of any countrys rulers that we didn't agree with then the world would descend into another world war pretty quickly. Plus we need shit from them and they need stuff from us.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Diplomacy....
is the art of saying "nice doggie" whilst searching for a brick.
Forget who said that, but it sums it up nicely!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Barbara Woodhouse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)

haha!
S-IT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Very good!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

"Now take your country and bring it to heel".

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

war- erer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

He was and is an extremely good politician. .
having passed the stage of deliberate lies long ago and entered a state where he earnestly believes his lies to be the truth.
Unfortunately this is true of the majority of politicians these days.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)