I am fucked this morning
Does anyone want their hangover back? I'm a bit bored of it now

I have decided to learn more about Aztec history today. I dont know why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:12, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

NO thanks.
it took me all fucking day to get over mine yesterday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

It has crossed the world to me, it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

that's a bit shit. Sorry. I'll try to reign it into just Australia next time.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

It's an absolutely fascintating culture: good move, lad.
May I recommend this as a starter:
www.amazon.co.uk/Conquistadors-Michael-Wood/dp/1846079721/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1342167350&sr=1-1
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He's going to sit around in his pants watching lost cities of gold all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Esteban! etc.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Thank you kindly
I just have about 4 books to go through before I start. Time to broaden my knowledge as it is sadly lacking in history
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'm your man for tips should you require any.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I thought this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Just use wikipedia
its full of FACTS!
( Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Have you got any top tips that solve or might help the squeeze on a household budget?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

get more money

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Yes.
Spend your way out of trouble. Worked for me!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

consolidate your debts, drop out of uni and get a job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

See thing is here, it's hard to get a job that actually pays well enough to live on if you don't have a degree or qualification of some sort.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

You should learn more about the history of Britain and Ireland
More to a point, buy this book for when your kids are a little older - www.amazon.co.uk/Horrible-History-Britain-Histories/dp/0439953952/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1342167638&sr=1-2 - It's currently in our work from the Book People, I gave it a read yesterday, it's excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

This is the kind of thing I will be buying them, yes
We are off to Amble in a few weeks so will be visiting Alnwick castle and Walkworth castle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Alnwick is an excellent castle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

It is indeed
They are doing a ticket at the moment where you pay once and get free access for a year
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I went to Warwick castle last year, it was ok, felt a bit too theme parky though
Great for kids though i guess
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

It's run by Tussauds isn't it?
Shame, it's a great castle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I think so
Some of it is great, but it's lost it's inherent castley-ness
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Roy Castle is my favourite.
Then Barbara Castle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I guess you can walk on both of them now
like a real castle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

They keep doing shit things to attract more thick people.
The Ghost Tower was changed to the Princess tower a few years back and then the last time I went there it had been changed again to tie in with some TV programme that I've never seen (Merlin or something?)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Carreg Cennen is well worth a visit just for the tunnel alone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

There's a castle near us with loads of Cannons that were all filled with concrete
This guy has made it his life's work to get grants to turn them back in to working guns. Last year for fathers day my darling wife and my girls took me to the castle for a day of watching them all get fired.

I was in heaven. You don't want to breathe in the gunpowder smoke though, gives you the shits.
( Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Great news!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I got a time-out offer to go see the stage version on the cheap
but it was 10:30 on Saturday Morning, and who's up then?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Me, for about 5 hours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Exactly this today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Moi aussi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)

*weary middling height fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

*misses*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Nonces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I just bought this book on your recommendation
If it is shit I will hunt you down and piss on your bed
( Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)