Because I'm going to KFC

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm going to make some homemade KFC this weekend, 'cept spicier

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I did this ages ago
I was advised to boil the chicken in milk first as this makes it really tender.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Really? Nice tip man, thanks.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Then dip in into seasoned flour
(loads of paprika and chilli in it)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

This is true
also, means you can fry it hotter for a shorter time (tastier and less greasy) without risking the chicken being raw.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Do you have to deep fry it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

probably not
but I think frying will give you the best result.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I shallow fry, to get the breadcrumbs nicely stuck on and to get some oil onto the chicken
then shove in the oven to cook through
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

might work.
If you poached the chicken first you might not need the oven bit, even.

I'm never convinced shallow frying is any better for you than deep frying. Well, it probably isn't. Just less hassle I supposed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

That was what I was hoping to avoid really, the hassle of having a big pan full of oil
if you boiled it in milk for 10-20 minutes I would have thought that shallow frying would be enough to crisp the skin?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I reckon so, yep.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

deffo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Good, then it's your fault if I get food poisoning.
And fat.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I have only bad experiences of things cooked in milk...

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Did Noel cook his penis in milk?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

It's a common nonce trick to entice babies onto it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Nah. Dad used to cook cod in milk.
it was horrendous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

+ man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I'm trying to work out where this fits in.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

before milk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Oh.
Ew. Urgh, I don't want to think about that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

You're being gross down there as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

She's repressed those memories

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

O.O
DON'T DO IT!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Won't somebody think of the children?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

*spunks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

afternoon cow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

*doffs cap*
M'lady

How are you this fine day?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I'm poorly and snotty
you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I am joyous today
I know not why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

You take pleasure in the misfortune of others?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

save me the bones!
I need to make some bone jewellery. This isn't a euphemism either.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

What the fuck are you preparing for at your next larping event?
A voodoo ceremony?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

kinda...ish
new character is a crow/human who does voodoo-ish things (telling the future from entrails, that kind of shit). Probably playing the first time this weekend and I really don't have the kit ready
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I've got a bone you can borrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Can't believe you're willing to let her near your cock with a knife.
that's brave.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

it would be an interesting
new form of scrimshawing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Don't use chicken bones, really.
they splinter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

And your dog can't eat them.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Jeff's got a bone it can eat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

in which case
I need someone to eat ribs and save me the bones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Just rob graves like everyone else.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

lot of effort if you would just be after finger bones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)