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Anyone tried any of those Heinz '5 Beans' shizzles yet?Alt: lunch thread fo' rilla.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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What's the beans thing?Chicken, mangoi and sweet chilli sandwich for me.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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www.heinz.co.uk/ourfood/beans/whatsnew
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:07,
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Listen, brah, they're 50p a can on promotion.How can they possibly be foul?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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You should have dented the tin first, you'd probably have got them for 30p.Every little helps.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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if i wanted a bean stew, i'd probably make my ownand i'd put sausages in it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:10,
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No need, with Heinz 5 Beanz!!!Simply add sausages, et voila! Bean stew! With sausages!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Egg, bacon, sausage, black pudding & tomatoes for me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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I've just bought some so they'd better not be disgusting.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE TOMORROW, OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Up to the minute product reviews, topical opinions.....it's got the fucking lot, dog.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:15,
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Nope, it posted it about 5 times.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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Your computer froze and you kept clicking "post this message" didn't you?(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Looks shit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:09,
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Cooked breakfast should not include baked beans, ever.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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You are a fool and a buffoon(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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I had long macaroni with Italian spicy sausage, chilli paste and a little blue cheese.Very nice, but now I need to sleep.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:13,
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It was fucking nom, son.Fresh basil and oregano, a good glug of olive oil and a load of pepper.
Bingo!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:20,
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They're probably alright to be honest, heinz knows what it's doing.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
You have less than 24 hours to wait for my review.It's like the Olympic clock all over again. Only about beans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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And just slightly more interesting than the Olympics.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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I think I'd rather cut out my tongue than willingly eat any Heinz Beans.(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
it's an odd thing how people regard them as some kind of British Institution.That's 'Boston Baked Beans' from a chap called 'Heinz', right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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what about Branstons beans?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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I don't know who this Branston Bloke is but he can keep his beans for himself.I'd rather get dried ones and plump them up myself.
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That sounds revolting.How would you plump them up yourself? With a bicycle pump or something?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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how the fuck do you think the beans in a heinz can or sainsbury's can or whatever originally come as you twit?They get them dried, hydrate them, and then cover them in that shitty salty tomato sauce. And then stuff them in a tin.
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Are you saying Poppet here could stuff pillows up her noonie?It that what you're saying? That she could - and should - with a bicycle pump??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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I've really gone off that 'localboy' chap now.I thought he was alright but it seems that all along he was harbouring some kind of racist agenda, involving pillows. I am saddened that things have come to this, in this so-called 'modern' world, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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What about Sainbury's reduced sugar and salt beans?You know, with the blue tin.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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OK final offer:Morrisons beans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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Alright.This is your last chance: Co-op.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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If the final offer was Morrisons, how can you be now offering me Co-Op beans?is this how you discipline your kid? With lots of "Final" warnings?
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I don't think you should be threatening his kids.This is why /OT needs a mod.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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signed up for his board with the same passwrod as i use here.pretty stupid really
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Haha, he's such a cuntI used a different one just in case. Glad I did now. It wouldn't surprise me if he's tried that with everyone.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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It gets worse: she's Australian. Probably hates Team GB and everything.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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You're kidding right?Have you any idea how insufferable Australians are when it comes to sport when you're Aussie and you don't follow it religiously? I mean, hell, wanting an unbiased view? FUCK OFF is the general response.
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May have been uncalled for but you laughed anyway.You're as bad as I am.
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nope.ham and pickle sandwiches. Can of Coke. Chocolate eclair.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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made it myself, except the can of coke.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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seems like a lot of work to make an eclair(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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not really.we make 'em at work anyway, i just had one of the wonky ones we weren't going to use.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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i fucking hate baked beansi have an itsu brown rice and vegetable pot and some lemon cheesecake flavoured chocolate. and 2 litres of water.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17,
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what is itsu brown rice?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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It's like normal rice butitsu! kawaii! >.< kekekekeke desu! O.O;
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23,
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You could have had a nutritious shed pot:
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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You could have got free beans here:www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/20/baked-beans-spillage-motorway-drivers-fed-up
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18,
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Two Ronnies style.'The driver of a lorry containing baked beans which overturned on the M11 last week has appeared in court, accused of dangerous driving. He is claiming the charges are trumped-up'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25,
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Oh come on, that was excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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I had a cheese, pesto and salami toasted sarnieActually, I had two. And then some grapes.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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That sounds jolly tasty, Two Hizzle.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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sounds like a fat ponce to me(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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I know it sounds a bit messyBut I hit upon it a couple of months back and it's LAVVLY
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:32,
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I imagine you felt like the first East Germans to cross the wall(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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Monty, I used your jerk recipe, with one small changeAs they didn't have any scotch bonnets in the supermarket at the time, I had to simply buy the hot chillis on offer, and hope they would suffice.
In short, they haven't. Still quite nice, but I know full well it would have been improved with the right chillis. Marinaded them overnight, browned the chicken the next day, added all to a slow cooker with some onions, coconut milk, kidney beans and the marinade. Added rice 45 minutes before the end, and some frozen peas about 15 minutes from the end. It's nice, but could do with a little more heat.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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Aye, I knowMy impatience has cost me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31,
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i once added 12 small chillis to a korma instead of one large oneit was inedibly hot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Daily mail being proper cuntsbotherer.org/2012/07/28/the-daily-mail-and-how-an-nhs-death-means-racism-is-fine/
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saw this yesterday, hilariousthe publics comments on lots of newspapers were just as bad if not worse in many cases
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:33,
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yeah i saw that on links, even someone on there was smart enough to see they were 'trolling' for a reaction and more clicks(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
nah but i do think it is pretty deliberatei think they've realised what they're doing,t hey can't be that stupid
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It's like 'KenOathgate' all over again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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I love that they now advertise the latest "controversial" column by Samatha Brick in other papersget the rage boiling in people nice and early
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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Samantha 'Prick', more like!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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That one's gratis.More gags to follow - as and when I make them up!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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i saw this hip hop gangsta film once where they referred to each other as 'bricks'and one of them asked the other why and he said 'cos bricks build holmes'
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'got your back' means someone who will look after or protect youshould you get in trouble with the feds or a rival gang
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You know an awful lot about the 'thug life' Quence(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:43,
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In between the murdering and drug dealing those ganstas are all heart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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I put it to you that this is not in fact true.No such film nor the quote attributed to it has ever ever existed. Nor is it ever likely to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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honest, i swear down guvi wouldn't make such a poor joke for the sake of it, there was even that shaft remake witha guy called 'peeps', cos he looks after his 'peeps'
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You see you can't even keep up with your own lies.Keep them simple, Q.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Haha see you've caught yourself out again, here.He's played by Richard Rowntree. Samuel L Jackson would have been about 8 when that came out. What next, 'Nic' (no 'K') Cage is in The Wicker Man'???
I DON'T *THINK* SO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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You're the opposite of AA in the cinema's sweets section.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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i do sometimes pick up a fried egg at woollies and take it down the cafe and go 'OMG LOOK HOW SMALL MY EGG IS?!?!'(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
You have clearly 'hacked' imdb, and 'posted' a 'photoshopped' image and listing here.I'm not as stupid as I look, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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I like it in Dawn of the Dead when the black fella tells the lady that his brother was killedand she says "Real brother or street brother?"
You just don't get that sort of passive racism anymore.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:46,
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Barratt Homes?>>>>?????>>>>?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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Asda have been making them for yearsthey go really well in chillis and currys.
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This 'Asda' be a joke, right???????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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just cos you're a povvo pleb that shops at Asda doesn't mean the rest of us have toapart from Monty, he has to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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Don't start all that again FFS.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:01,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:03,
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i think in this case Naked Ape has a small pointhe's right that supermarkets try to tailor what's on offer to what you buy and that, big sellers and what they want to shift up front, and your loyalty card is just their way of keeping track of what you buy, so that they can sell you more or similar products
so while it's not specifically aimed at every individual, they do market and present based on their own data what they know people are buying and what they want to push that week
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like last week i got vouchers off things i buy at the supermarket every weekit was amazing, ig ot 50p off, i was well chuffed
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Well considering his whole argument was countering me explicitly saying "supermarkets don't cater to individuals" then he's wrong, no matter how much secret knowledge he has.
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they do cater to individuals, it's just that there are a lot of them(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
'Secret super-spy marketing knowledge', please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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see below, whereby I clearly pointed out that that that wasn't my point(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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I think in this case Naked Ape has a small penis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:07,
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Thing is Q in the original post I was being factious, I pointed this out quite quickly exapnding on the originalbut by accepting that chompy would have nothing to bang on pointlessly about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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Well I for one think you should stop being 'factious' right away.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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I can't quite decide whether he means fractious or facetious.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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Monty likes beans, I don't. Oh and samuel l jackson was in some shit film.
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Why was a person called peoples?That doesn't make any grammatical sense. This is why I hate "urban" types. Terrible standard of English.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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"people" is a plural. It doesn't need an S.God, I hate jive talk.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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can you not say "peoples" to describe a collection of several groups of people?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Oh, fuck you.*grumps*
Outwitted by Nakers. Life really doesn't get any worse than this.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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I've had a customer called 'Michael Collins' today.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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did i tell you about Malc's uncle?Omg you'll never believe what he did
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By which I mean 'you can tell if you like, if I'm honest I'm not all that bothered'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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i clicked all through that again in the hope it'd take me through to i love horses or moser(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I've stuck Warrior on, I need motivation to get my arse back to the gym later for a swim.Can we talk about the sexy black girl off of the opening ceremony,I think I love her.
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There's one in the office, here.About my height, too. Cor.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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What, a Warrior?Where do you work, Central Park?
*shoves this bat up your ass and turns you into a popsicle*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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Yeah.Walks around in a furry loincloth. Gives me a right bongle.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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you want Bobby to tit gaz you?You filthy pervert
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/olympicsvideo/9434650/London-2012-Olympics-opening-ceremony-star-describes-her-surreal-night.html
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I beg your pardon?I don't fancy lots of people and none of it has anything to do with race.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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You French cunts are all well racist. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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i saw that olympics opening thingall the coutries came out really nicely and respectfully, but the USA came out all with their iPhones up ignoring the crowd, maybe they didn't know it was being filmed, and someone went 'USA USA USA!'
and then the UK came out and all the women acted like Hen Do slags, shame we don't have the decorum of all the other countries really
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Drinking and fighting. That's what we're internationally famous for.(
Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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yeah, but i was pleased to see the USA win at the shootingwell done, them
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It's almost like that was the joke or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Columbine has a particularly good record in the under 18's category.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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Just looked like he was waving, to me.Though I did lol at Boris and what's-her-face having a giggle-fit at it.
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Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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Boris said 'good morning' to me this very morning.He was running in an all-white ensemble which was most fetching.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:33,
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No, I gave him a smart - but wackily ironic - military salute.He grinned broadly.
This means we are in essence best friends now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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She looks like a brown version of Sideshow Bob.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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No, fuck that.(
Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO START A NEW THREADBUT WHO IS WONDERING WHETHER THE TIME IS RIGHT, SHOULD DO SO NOW.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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A thread about beans and lunch is the longest of the day...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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