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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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there you go, monty.
oh. question. um, who was your childhood crush? i had a thing for ed 'stewpot' stewart and only as an adult did i realise he looks like my (estranged) dad.

dr freud? your 11 o'clock is here.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:01, 216 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Tripitaka off Monkey
Daphne of Scooby-Doo and Betty Rubble.

And Betty Boo. I do her fucking 'do' any day of the week.

Re: Stewpot: he delivered a wardrobe to my friend Mat about 15 years ago. I got an excited whispered 'you'll never guess who's in my sitting room' phone call from his lavatory. Bless.

EDIT: also, morning
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)
alright monters?
all shit here, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Innit blud.
All shits, no giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You're all still reeling from the devastating trolling that Ring Of Fire gave you all earlier on.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Damn Jan you beat me to posting once again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)
LIKE A BOSS.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Yes 'm' boss

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Sally James from Tiswas.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
old news, battered.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Sally James Lenny Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
No sambos thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Not even Moira Stewart?
Or Floella Benjamin?
Or Anna Bell?
Or all three at once?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
^^^this one
and later Wendy James from Transvision Vamp.

Sally has aged rather better I think.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Also, Tiffany. I'd have like to have spent time alone with her. Yum yum

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
every time she came on singstar
which is a lot, as secretly everyone loves "i think we're alone now", my friend's husband announces "DIRT".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
That song has been a hit in every decade since the 1960s, pop fans.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Didn't she do a Playboy spread a few years later, after falling on hard times?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Yeah?
TO EBAY!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
i believe so, aye

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I got my first inappropriate feelings in my unnecessaries when I first heard Sam Fox instructing me to touch her and telling me she wanted to feel my body.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)
she didn't mean you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Dopey bint.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Why do you think Sam turned lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Because she couldn't have me because I was too young.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
True?
Does she sup from the furry cup?

I thought she found God and renounced her past life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
no, she went lezzer.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Such a good sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Bizarrely, Sam Fox sung 'Master of the Universe' with Hawkwind
at Brixton Academy, at their ill-fated Hawkestra gig. That is one terrible idea right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
It's certainly quite a surreal one.
Even for Hawkwind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
she also did a single with motorhead, if memory serves?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Yes I think you're right.
I'm pretty sure Sam Fox could cure cancer if she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
TV presenter Matthew 'John Leslie-gate' Wright is on a HW album.
Now THAT is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
he is also a close personal friend of levellers singer and my spiritual husband mark chadwick.
true story.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
My girlfriends housemate looks like sam fox.
I wouldn't want to be involved in a bar brawl with her, that's the truth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Suzi Quatro
Black tight leather, a bit raunchy, a bit confronting (well, back in the day, anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
oh no!
destruction imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
And also Siouxsie Sioux.
From another planet altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
She was on Radio Bore the other day.
Verily; another nail in the coffin of my yute.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
PiL at beautiful days week after next. GET IN.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Well, if I was over there..
..I fucking would. T'would be nice to at least have the choice of seeing sad old Fucks rake in some more dough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
also, frank turner, back to the planet, eat static, inspiral carpets, dreadzone, the waterboys, new model army, reel big fish, ian anderson off of jethro tull, billy bragg, midlake, the skints...
and the levellers. twice.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Is it just me, or do Reel Big Fish not fit in with the rest of them?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
fuck that. monkey man is welcomed at any occasion.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
They are fucking excellent live, I saw them last year.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
They need to rename it Autumn Years Fest.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
i don't even care. no corporate sponsorship, no advertising and it sells out every year.
plus, silent disco.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
No advertising? There are posters on the tube every year for it!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
are there bollocks.
prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
No - you're quite right.
I must have been getting it confused with one of the others.

Having seen this picture, I now want to go:


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
that guy is awesome. last year he had a number of small children hitching a ride in the upright..
probably a nonce. i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
RIP Foggsy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
?
Is he dead now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I fucking hope so

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I've never seen one and spend 10h minimum a week on the tube.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Farrk
There are some old names in there!
Jesus, is anybody going to be younger than 40?

I like those sorts of gigs, everyone is a little bit mellowed with age, not looking for a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
it's a proper pissup.
suicider at £3.50 a pint and all the patchouli you can eat.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Suicider?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I'm guessing Cider with another alcoholic drink added
and probably some blackcurrant cordial too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
nerp. otter brewery 7.5% zoider.
makes your legs stop working after 3 pints.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Oof, fucking hell
I've had a couple of pints of Addlestones before, regretted that quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
i have now promised only to have 2 pints early in the day.
since the regrettable 'pissing on the tent' incident of 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Ok, but looking at the bands you are going to see
I'm guessing that you used to drink Snakebite and Black or possibly 'Diesel' in the early 90s?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
scrumpy jack and holsten export snakebites.
fucking hell, dad. leave it out.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I saw her on the tube once, with Budgie.
You wouldn't, I can assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
yeah, true.
Cold hard light of day and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
warren beatty in "dick tracy" did funny things to my 12 year old pants
then i saw a picture of him without the soft-focus lens and moved straight onto patrick swayze in "dirty dancing". although i still think warren was one of the world's best looking men ever in his prime.

for the record, neither of them look like my dad. my dad looks like lou from "neighbours".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
good lord. on both counts.
i quite fancied lou from neighbours. i clearly have an electra complex :(
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
what
the
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
DON'T JUDGE ME.
also, zak dingle. but only with his hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
to be fair
lou looks better than either of the other two these days.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
He used to live where my Mum lives now
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
He's so vein, he'll probably think this post is about him.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
He's so vein he's blue?

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Julia Roberts in Hook
Made me realise that I like ladies legs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Kylie

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Nah, even speaking as an Aussie...
..I find her totally androgynous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Ah yes but Chompers here is a repressed homosexual.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
It's all the same "down under"
hyuck hyuck hyuck
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
g-hya hya hya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I honestly can't remember.
All that weed and ecstasy in my teens and twenties has destroyed my memory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
alright plumdozer?
am i supposed to hate you, here?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I dunno. Why would you hate me?
Chicks dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

memory genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Tiffany Amber Thiesson from Saved by the Bell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
nonce. actually, ultimate turbononce.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Who did she nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
wait waht? i was like 10 when that program was on and she was 18 or something

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Andi Peters in his broomcupboard

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
broomcupboard euphimism of the day

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
'awooga'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Ingrid Pitt.
I saw her in Where Eagles Dare, and I had a book about Hammer films whch had a few nice photos of her with her tits out and also lezzing it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
If I did have to die at the hands (teeth?) of a vampire
I'd want them to look like Ingrid Pitt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Kim Wilde and Jennifer Connely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I was rather keen on Kim Wilde as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah, not sure what it was
But she awakened something in the pre-pubescent Two Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
By which I mean Kim Wilde had a similar effect on me.
Not that I did anything to a pre-pubescent Two Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
No one's gay for pre-pubescent Two Hats :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
One day your nonce will come.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Ah, a track from the new Pete Townsend concept album perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
The Kids are (a bit of) Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Ah yes,
Kim Wilde. Sort of dull and exciting at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)
To use a well-worn expression
'Girl next door'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Amy Jo Johnson and Emma Bunton for me.
Also, Yasmine Bleeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Emma Bunton?
You weird cunt AA, she had a Mekon forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I was young!
Although I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
You cunt
I just lost my coffee thru my nose
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Suzanna Hoffs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Actually Donna D'Ericco from that there Baywatch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
The boy off Gentle Ben

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

The boy off
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The boy off Gentle Simple
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
The two of us need look no more?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
You went full retard.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
The bear off Gentle Ben

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
HAHAHA LOL BECAUSE THAT WHATTHE OTHERS SAID!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Too slow typing...
...damned antipodean internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

boy ape
Gentle Ben BJ & The Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
My mate Dave is his double
I'll gaz you his mobile for some "bear" fun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Although Wendy James was a proper crush
It was probably Michaela Strachan on WAC that first twanged my trousers.



Dont Judge Me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
*judges*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Judge Anderson.
Mmmmmmmmm.
And Judge Hershey.
and Chief Judge McGruder
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
She knows what you're thinking, filthy boy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
And she LIKES it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Belinda Carlisle used to make my winkie feel funny when I was a boy.
She doesn't look anything like my mother though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Gaz Top.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Justin Lee Collins

/Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I bet you have erotic dreams about shaving him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Me, Gaz Top, Willie Rushton and 'JLC'
in a hot tub. And the boy off Gentle Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I would not want to clean out that filter
I can only imagine it be look like Fatima Whitbread's gash
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Christ
Ron Howard's brother makes me feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Also Natalie Imbruglia,
she's still super hot, but I wouldn't touch her now she shagged the guy from fucking "Silverchair"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
She was hot pies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
what kinof pies

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
hot ones

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
If we're going down the Neighbours route
I'd like to stick a vote in for Bronwyn.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Nell Mangel for me.
PHWORRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Her friend Eileen!!!!
Myra De Groot RIP 4EVA IN MY HART
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Bea from "Prisoner cell block B"
Cooorrr
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I'd take her 'top dog'-ging any day!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Happy threesome with her and vinigar tits the screw

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Helen Daniels CORRRR I'D GIVE HER A 'STROKE'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I thought 'Big Mistake' was a much better song than 'Torn'
Yet that's the one that gets played all the time. Also, I'd like to dip her in honey and put her in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Once again, Mr Hats, you are failing to consider the practical applications of your fantasies
How big a pot of honey would be required to dip Ms Imbruglia? How are you going to get her in, or indeed back out again?
Also as soon as she is out she will attract all kinds of dirt and fluff, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I...well isn't it...she could...when...
SHUT UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
HELLO HATSO!
i broke my own promise last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Geez, you like the Aussie chicks.
Silverchair dude always seemed a bit frail, like he was about to break in half after a decent coughing fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
alright Ken Oaf?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Alright Plummers
Connection is a bit spasmodic tonight - all the Aussies must be streaming Lympics (about 9:00pm here).
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Anorexia and arthritis will do that to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
There can be few things more bent than being an anorexic man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
AA is just one of them LOL!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Oh, and Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
The Irish pop sensations?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
The dark haired one at a push

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I'd push her in front of a lorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I'd do the Dark haired one and the blonde one,
the twins could watch, but not look me in the eye.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
One of then looked like she'd be cleaved in th head with an axe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Not really childhood
But Danielle Dax was a right minx.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
We've had this conversation before.
You are so, so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
*firm handshakes*
Facking gorgeous.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
She looksm like a gap year reject crack whore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
So does your daughter.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
well I never!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Louise out of eternal
knocked out a few over her Sky Magazine pictures I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
hahahahahhhaaaaaa......
I HAVE NO COMMENT AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Especially in the video to 'Naked', oof.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
false advertising
There I was squatting on the living room floor, balls covered in peanut butter, dog primed and ready and she doesn't even slip a nip. bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Aye, this is true.
What a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Indeed, good old Nakers' dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
4 Eva in my hart
my hart a rolled up bit of carpet buried beneath the Yew tree
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Hate to break it to you, but
the Yew tree Jeff's bed
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Poor Captain Archibald Horatio McWhitrter II

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
She has no lips.
None. Top or bottom. I reckon she's a nullo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
she's got a wangeye.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I only recently discovered how attractive Debbie Harry was during the 70s and 80s
Otherwise, I'd have said her.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I've shagged her.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I haven't really, I just wondered what it would feel like to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
was she wearing her bin bag?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
To start with.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
No, it was definitely Debbie Harry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Was she smoking a pipe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
She was smoking my pipe, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
ROLAND BROWNING

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)
TURN THE HEAT DOWN THEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
LTI
or move to the bottom shelf and cover with tin foil
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Make a Zammo sammich

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Me, Ro-land, Fresh and Fly and Bronson's wig, in a hot tub.
Benny Green serves the drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
hang on, where's mr sutcliffe and miss mooney?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
AND SCRUFFY McGUFFY?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
All gyrating in a sexy manner next to the tub.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
No Tucker though, fuck that, he died from AIDS on Eastenders.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
tuckers luck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Tuckers luck sure ran out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
80'spop princess Tiffany

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Already claimed her soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

A duel then.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Annie Lennox
with the short red hair in the Sweet Dreams video.

Oooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Errr you weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Sicko.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
fuck off
She's well fit
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
^ What Little and Large said

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Fuck it I'm posting my thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Haha, guy I work with goes by that name and that was the first time I had heard that nickname, it's totally the same guy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Sarah H
Proper fucking fit, still is, and she dated a couple of guys who are deffo in my league.

Think she's married or someshit now, makes cupcakes on a market stoll and is a marine biologist or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
FASHION UPDATE
I have changed my tie. My shirt is turquoise, button cuff with a spread collar, now accessorised with a chocolate tie with turquoise and gold detailing, tied in a Windsor knot.

Personal fact- I never wear spread collar shirts without a tie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

you fucking bent bender from benderville.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Personal fact - you are a massive tit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
chicks dig well-dressed guys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

GAYS DID WELL-DRESSED GUYS
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I can't believe nobody's mentioned Felicity Kendall in The Good Life

Still does it for me, 35 years later.

Mind you, she's rougher than the third runner-up in a Miss Sandpaper competition, these days.

!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)

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