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Well I haven't been sacked yet so thats not bad
Are you the kind of person that has foot in mouth disease? Tell me your tales of putting your foot RIGHT in it (my Mum jokes apart)
Alt:
3pm-5pm is the worst time of day. Discuss (no Olympic puns please)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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latest was 12 years ago)
3am until 5am is worse
I asked a girl at school "Who died?" cos she looked miserable. her beloved granny had died as it turned out.
She told e this and I called bullshit thinking she was winding me up. She wasn;t winding me up.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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You'd have thought you might have learned from the experience
Mrs Ape's not winding you up, she really does want you to fuck off and die.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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I...I don't even know how to respond to such awful bullying
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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Standard procedure involves account deletion and suicide.
Come on, Apo - you should know this by now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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Ah, oky doky
*throws self at plate glass window*
*bounces off again*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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Bumming
Bumming's always good
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Giving or taking?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Daisy Chaining
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Circle wanking.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Interrupted a "thank you for coming to our Silver Wedding anniversary party" speech on Saturday night
with a disgusted "WHAT?!" when the host mentioned that some people had travelled from Derby to be there.
Alt: worst time of day is between 11pm and 2am when I'm struggling to get to sleep. Worse if Ms Foxtrot's not snoring as I don't dare wank unless I'm sure she's asleep
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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Afternoon, "Ken Oath"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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I do not understand this
and have a strong suspicion that this is a preferable state of affairs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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he wanked into his wife's hair when she was asleep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Who hasn't?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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I've never wanked into his wife's hair.
Or anybody's wife's hair, come to that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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Lies on the internet
at a guess. Is that what broke QOTW? I heard he was responsible.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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no he hada tantrum about being trolled, that broke the interent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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So the process was
1. Comedy website known for abusive humour of denizens invites stories about tantrums
2. Such a story is produced, gets trolled to no-one's surprise
3. Writer goes spastic, has massive tantrum
4. Result is so meta that the internet breaks
5. Fellow website user and frequent trolling victim puts this together two weeks later
6. Derision ensues
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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It's more like
1: boring shit
2: see 1
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PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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Nothing on b3ta is boring Chompy
Now excuse me while I learn more of Monty's financial woes *rubs hands together in anticipation*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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See last weeks QOTW
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I understand your shock
People of Derby have access to public transportation whereas Notts folk must lollop awkwardly on all unequally digited fours.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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POTD
I particularly like the suggestion that anything living in Derby can be called a person. Brilliant.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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Asking someone who was fat, when their kid was due.
And enquiring about a casual acquaintance's "son", turned out to be her fella.
Alt, why so?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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3 til 5 is milking time
and they never use KY
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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I did this with a mate's new girlfriend
"I'm NOT pregnant"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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I have terminal foot in mouth.
For the most part, it's largely down to me having a loud voice and less than the entirety of the facts.
The worst thing is that it usually happens around teh same bunch of friends. I hardly see them from one year to the next, and whenevr we get together, I go and do it again. I think I need a carer. Or a muzzle.
Alt: 4 till 7. Dull, deathly boring, nothing on the TV, no-one online to play with.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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You need an Xbox
and Mass Effect 2
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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As if I'm not already enough of a loser...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22,
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Hahaha
Hang about...
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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5.30PM Friday, when every other fucker fucking fucks off to the fucking pub.
I don't think I really manage to put my foot in it much these days. I used to be a nightmare for saying the wrong thing while drunk, but as I'm sure you'd expect, I don't actually remember any specifics.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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*This* close to foot in mouth
Assembling a special desk and PC for a well known workshy member of the company, I let my boss know my feelings on the matter in no uncertain terms. As I did so the door opened and in walked the object of my derision.
My boss was suitably impressed with the seamless transition. ."..fucking lazy workshy conning bastard cunt Good morning Mr Arsewipe, just finished installing your new desk......"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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Born with a name like that, you'd be an unpleasant twat too
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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:((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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He calls 'em as he sees 'em
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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I don't get it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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sigh
you say "arsewipe" like it's a bad thing.
love rswipe x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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You're nowhere near as clever as you'd like us to believe
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:57,
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like this isn't true of all lawyers
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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I am extremely polite at all times and too considerate to offend others.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I've heard that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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Shed. on the other hand...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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But your foot is closer to your mouth than anybody elses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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Shut up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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I'm not gonz
*doesn't shit in carrier bag*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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I'm not Ken Oath
*doesn't spunk in wife's hair*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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Cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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I'm not TGB
*doesn't echo*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Bent spastic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Whoa, stealing my qotw suggestion, you fucking prick.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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He truly is a cunt of the highest order.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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I actually think it could make for an amusing qotw for a change, but then this dick comes along and ruins it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Combining it with sheds,
will undoubtedly result in a naughty stepping.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:34,
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Only for those who regularly post on /talk.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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OT is exempt then?
*rejoices*
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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No. I have been stepped for this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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ONE OF US
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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He needs punching.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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*punches*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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I am a cunt, that is certain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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I'm not so sure
Cunts do have a use
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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*nail on head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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I think this thread is proof that it wouldn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Fuck your naysaying, it'd be great.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Hmm
How about "fuck your anusaying"?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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What do you reckon feels worse...
first poo after an arse-rape, or the realisation 20 minutes later that you enjoyed it?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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what
the
fuck?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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I think Darth finally broke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Honestly I'm not sure
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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The poo or the arse-rape?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I always enjoy a good poo
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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This^
Life's simple pleasure (unless curry has been involved)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Or a leaky colostomy bag
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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even when it's diamond-studded poos that rip your anus in twain it's still a satisfying victory
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Agreed
The worst kind are the ones that go on for fucking ages with that persistent gut-rumble that tells you to accept that you're getting nowt else done for a while. When they're over I always permit myself a little air-punch.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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There are people in this sub thread that need to have a serious look at their diets.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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You LOOK at it?!
You disgusting bastard. What are you, some kind of scat fetishist?
Oh.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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What I like to do is place some bogroll in the pan first
so that it's nicely presented when I turn around to have a look.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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some french toilets apparently have a shelf for just this purpose, fucking rank
my half-brother's mum also has a really old weird toilet in her house that my brother and his wife refer to as the "voila!" toilet because it has a shelf like that. they flush with their eyes shut, because otherwise they turn around and it's all, "voila! your shit, sir."
i keep my legs crossed rather than use that bathroom when we go over there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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What we need is a toilet with a freezer shelf
for the likes of Kroney
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Apparently continental loos have the shelf,
because of the high levels of cooked meat in their diets, which apparently can lead to worms. The worst French loos are the ones consisting of a hole in the floor, and 2 foot plates. Tricky when you're pissed.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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someone on here wrote a story about their dad losing his trunks down one of those holes
and being stuck naked in a french bog. i LOL'd.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Sounds about par from someone from here.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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I... I really like the new Dizzee Rascal song
Does this mean I'm having a midlife crisis? Or that I wish I was black? Or that I secretly lust after the life of an East End London "wideboy"? Or am I simply a twat?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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I think you know the answer to these questions.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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If I did, why would I ask them of you all?
The only explanation I can think of is a desperate, tragic need for pathetic validation and/or some basic level of human interaction. And I hardly think that's likely!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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Nope. Not likely at all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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We are in agreement!
Quick, hug me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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oh man
i could so go a siesta right now. fucking 3-5pm lull.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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Ford have made better cars since you know
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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pffft
i'm a mercedes girl
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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Black, horribly overweight and with borderline schizophrenia?
Possessed of the sort of bizarre motivations, delusions and actions that can only point to a mental disorder or piss-poor screenwriting?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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er....
...... i'm kind of glad i don't get this??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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Uh oh.
I do.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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YEAH YOU DO
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Yeah, I do.
I'm shocked and appalled at myself.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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I'm as confused as you swipey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Convincing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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I offend people all the time.
My catalogue model good looks, rapier-like wit, impeccable sartorial standards, extremely high intelligence and sexual attractiveness conspire to engender rage in many people.
Not even my humility and modesty can defuse the general public's sense of outraged injustice.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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no, i think it's definitely your modesty and the way you put yourself down all the time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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maybe baby.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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i think we need to see a pic of one of the catalogues
pleeeease?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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I will link to one of them if you link directly to your employer's website and your linkedin profile.
Only fair.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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sure
but you go first, i asked first...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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after 3...
1, 2...3!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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*spaffs onto a biscuit*
Sorry, force of habit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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It's not that mate
No-one likes the Scotch
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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actually dudette
Chicks dig Scots accents. But not the Weedgie one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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no
chicks dig irish accents.
mmmmmm. irish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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Scots and Irish.
Science.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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The Weedgie accent ALWAYS sounds like "I am going to stab you now" to me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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Shut up. Wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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Shit off you cockstain.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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Go fuck your own arse with a rusty screwdriver.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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oh baby, the things I could do to you with a coathanger.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:03,
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I wish your mother had done something to herself with a coathanger a long time ago.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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Please
Explain
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Home abortion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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Yes, I know darling
I was obviously hoping for some disgusting details. Like inserting the coathanger into the foetus' eyeball in order to drag it out. That sort of thing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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I will leave this to your colourful imagination.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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NO
I WENT ALREADY
IT'S YOUR TURN
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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So how many people were there appearing at the closing ceremony last night that you wouldn't have enjoyed watching being raped by a bear?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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Emma Bunton. Only because I most definitely WOULD.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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Depressingly I thought that too, she's aged rather well.
Unlike the rest of them.
Although when did Beth Tweddle join them?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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She was only like 5 when they started
Beth Tweddle is Voldemort
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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I would be an extremely happy man if I had her freshly shaven vagina on my face for a prolonged amount of time, before I mucked up in her mouth and saw my spunk dribbling out of her nostrils.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Tweddle?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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Bunton
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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*nods*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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So you don't want to meddle with Tweddle, but you want the cunt on Bunton.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Donna Summer lesser known rejected lyrics
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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He also wants to menace Ennis, make Hoy his boy
and let's not get started on the Kenyan middle-distance runner, Peter Bilthi-Sumdrape
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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I want to shag Pendleton.
I hope she doesn't like poets.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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I was too busy extending the rhyming theme to say so before
but that was a definite POTD up there. Well done sir.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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You know how in There's Something About Mary spaff is proved to have starch-like qualities?
Do you reckon that's why cocks get hard? Cos they're full of such a substance?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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Who are you and what have you done with Darth?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean old boy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Yeah, and yeast too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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It only does that when dry though?
so unless yours is full of dry spunk, no.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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That's his arsehole.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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It's not dry
Gets replenished too frequently innit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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It's like Karl Ruprecht Kroenen's innards in there
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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They're hard because you are sucking them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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alt: I dislike 6-7:30am
I should be asleep at this time, in fact better I shouldn't have to wake until 9 and not have to do anything strenuous until 10. left to my own devices I get a bit nocturnal
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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We know exactly what devices you mean
Thank god they're your own
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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one day
I will find someone to share these 'devices' with
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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Find, abduct, hire
What's the difference
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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cost and time in prison, mostly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I see you've done the research
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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last saturday we didn't get to bed until 4am, the mini ape woke up at 6:30am
2 1/2 hours sleep is not enough to function properly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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i do not envy you this
next sunday I have to drive back from Green Man festival (after they burn the green man down, obvs) and get up and be at work at 9. I forsee about 4 hours sleep after a weekend of very little sleep and a few weeks of getting up late. Should be fine...
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