News link time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-19271076

No this is lol obviously, but why is it even news, cat probably not hurt, 8 year old kid being a prick shocker.

I don't really get how this is more important than all but one news story in the world today. why are the public and media so shit?

Alt: Can we have a TV show recommendation thread
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:44, 206 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Someone needs to explain that microwaves do not cook from the inside out
Alt: Yes, turn it off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

YDYlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I HATED that program with it's stupid youth presenters and their regional accents

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Russel T Davies wrote some of that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Meh, fuck cats.
Alt: Suits is my main recommendation at the moment, it's absolutely excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I'm sick of Law shows, all been downhill since Ally McBeal.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

You're so wrong with this statement it's almost painful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

people think it's shocking when young kids do thoughtless and cruel things
but kids are basically horrible.

alt: if you like, but I've not watched much TV in a while (except the olympics, so someone else will have to deal with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Anyone fancy a lol-post-work-pintbash in putney, I'm off to the cinema at 8

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I'm in Putney on saturday. Will you still be there?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

ooooh maybe, i have no weddings this weekend and I'm at Lords on Sunday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Oh fuck, I was hoping you would be gone.
I'm busy anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

oh well, I guess the chance of a bumming wih darth was enough to sway you previously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Is that where baroness lives? are you going to have sex with her there?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

where?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

IN THE ARSE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Always in R arse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I finish at 6, work an hour's tube ride away from central
and I hate you.

So no.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

plus you ahve some serious basement stool sitting to get done tonight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

An hour?
I could get there in just over that and I'm nearly 100 miles away.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

you should come

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Ok, see you in the Half Moon around seven?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Met line from Uxbridge
sucks donkey balls.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

how about you livetweet the film
so we can all enjoy it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Cool I'll see you in the Railway
and then I'll punch you really hard in the ear
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

No thanks. Putney is full of cunts at the best of times, even without you there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Has something got a hold of your heart?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

What are you going on about?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

You nunja cint

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Lols all round gentlemen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

*Mexican wave*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Breaking Bad, The Finder, The Newsroom, Falling Skies
Castle, Dexter, Deadwood blahblahlahblah
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I have not seen any of those

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

They're all without exception shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

if I want an opinion about telly
I'll ask someone who doesn't automatically hate everything.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

You really need to get out more.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I get out plenty, thanks.

( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Castle is awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I've just read an article by jody foster about kristen stewart, approx 10 paragraphs "omg life is hard, leave kristen alone, wah wah"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

speaking of kristen stewart, snow white was a fairly good film
another good one I saw recently was Another Earth
smashing that if you're into artsy fartsy
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Big Ang is where it's at as far as tv shows
really, can't get better than that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I don't know K, last show you reccomended to me was Glee.
And frankly it was balls.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I don't watch Glee. You must be thinking of some person that posts here with a name that starts with K that is probably a homosexual male.
But in reality, New Girl is a no brainer. Can't get any greater than that.
Of course you probably watch Game of Thrones so I don't need to recommend that, right? GO KHALEESI
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I've not actually bothered watching teh series, I've read the books so I know what happens.
And I also enjoy New Girl. And Chut-a-ney.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

of course you have
everyone here is a super nerd
I've only watched the show, I'm afraid the book will melt my brain
still, it's amazing
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

If you have a kindle (or other reading device) I can send you the books.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I don't.
I have nook for pc but I don't like reading on an electronic device, it puts me to sleep.
I was going to buy it at the bookstore, but I thought I would be too stupid to follow.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I have recorded Person of Interest
But I have no idea if it is shit or not as I haven't watched it. Also, that teachers thing with Jack Whitehall in it. That probably will be shit

But, I'm going to see Adam Kay next Friday, so fuck every last one of you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Whohellhe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

"Frontman" of the Amateur Transplants.
ver' funny live.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

As funny as a cat in a microwave?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

well, that IS pretty funny.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Mighters!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Adam GAY more like!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I think he is actually.
What's your problem?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I hate gays?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't know, do you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I don't know, do I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Well, you're going out with someone who has had a number of what could only be described as benderiffic encounters
so you probably don't.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

You should have met the Gok Wan homo prick she bumped in to we were out a few weeks ago. What. A. Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I'm sure he just loved you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Everyone he's dated has encountered a bender.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I don't get this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Everyone you've met has had an encounter with a bender.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You're a bender

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Roffle.
Also, Boyce! how the very devil are you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Fucken A1, young master Mightlington. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Fair to middling, fair to middling, ta.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I quite like Person of Interest
it's about databases.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Kidnapped, Survivor and Foyles War (personal favourite) are all worth watching.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Community.
It make shit like How I Met Your Mother look, well, shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

that's because it is shit though.
It doesn't need anything else to make it look shit. Except maybe a pile of shit, for direct comparison.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It's not shit. You're shit.
that's the problem.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It fucking is. It's dreadful.
I'm disappointed in you Al. Very disappointed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Frankly I'm dissapointed in you Monty
I put all that effort into your publicity campaign and you fucking disappear during the critical last few days and allow b3th to pip you to the post.

FUCKING B3TH, MONTY!!!!! B3TH!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

It was a dead heat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

What kind of world do we live in?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

The kind where b3th is considered a better choice of mod than you.
And she didn't have any of your awesome posters or animations.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

She has got tits, though
Remeber this decision is being made by internetters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

How does one even apply for the job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I heard she's been sending the mods pictures of her naked for a while now
and they decided enough was enough and if the only way they could stop her was to let her have some pretend "mod" powers then that was a price worth paying.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I despair for the future, I really do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I don't dispute that for a second, Al.
But me being shit doesn't prevent it being shit. It's not a mutually exclusive Venn diagram.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I think you've got that wrong?
But my brain is hurting trying to remember how mutual exclusivity works with venn diagrams.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I might have done.
I meant that there is a possible overlap between "me being shit" and "it being shit"

A venn diagram may not be the best way of displaying this. It's probably a logic subset thing or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

You'd need to be shit in the same way to use a Venn diagram

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Lusty loves those shit 'kooky' US sit'coms'.
Big Bang Theory? I have my own: 'shit programme theory'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Big Bang Theory really is fucking awful.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I rather enjoy it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I think a lot of it is down to how much I dislike Sheldon in it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I was forced to watch it briefly in a Boston Hotel the other week
I wanted to kill Sheldon within about 7 seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

bet you wouldn't turn down penny

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Monty is broke 'lolz'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I would very much like to do rude things to her, yes.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

She's become far hotter than she was in that 8 simple rules program

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

yeah, that whole "coming of age" thing really sets it off dunnit

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

She was of age when she was in 8 simple rules
Well, for some of the time anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)

only half

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

It's actually the only one I like of the E4 comedy imports.
HIMYM is just fucking dire due to the fact that not one of the characters seems to have a single thing about them that wouldn't make me want to pummell myself to death with a bar stool if I had to be in that place they hang out at the same time as them.

Happy Endings and Perfect Couples are unbearably unfunny (and I say that as someone who vaguely knows one of the actors in one and a writer of the other, although i'm fucked if I can remember which way round it is as they are interchangeable dross to me).

New Girl is so sugary, twee that I think my teeth would itch less if I ate a catering box of icing sugar.

And 2 Broke Girls...holy fuck...I never thought there would be a comedy I hated more than Two and A Half Men, but apparently I was wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I appear to have ranted. Sorry.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Y'know, you could just, like, not watch them or something?
Read one of your cartoon magazines or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I've heard 'The Perishers' is a good one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I hear scarpo is a big fan of Fred Bassett.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Aw, that crazy old dawg!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Monty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Oh, I don't watch them.
I tried them all, but I don't watch them.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I loooooooooooooooooove new girl
okay
and 2 broke girls
so just shut up
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

as well as jane by design
holy fuck I love jane by design
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

do i now?
Shut up Boyce, you miserable prick.
( wanderlust, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Head meet nail
Nail - head.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

More misery from Monty "breath of fresh air" Boyce

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Well, yes, I agree, but I thought that may be largely due to the irrational yet intense dislike I have for Jason Segal

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

He keep pinching my chips
CWAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

That's nothing!
For the past two weeks every single fucking paper and TV show etc has been crapping on incessantly about some 'who can jump the highest' competition that was held near my house. Seriously - these are adults I'm talking about. You couldn't make it up. I wish I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I hope your daughter dies of an obesity related disease and we can all laugh and say "Well, if you had encouraged her to do some sort of sport this wouldn't have happened"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Result!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

This would be a fuckup of Olympic proportions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

#inspireageneration

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

+ #tobankrupcy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

God me too! Save me a fortune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

"Hay, c'mon now, I'm hoping to get laid in about 10 year's time, she's 4, right?"
Is what I'd say if I ever decided I didn't really need teeth or intact bones or what most people commonly refer to as 'life'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I posted some 'achingly beautiful' music on /links
and do you know, not one of those shitcunts has clicked 'like' on it yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I clicked nd commented for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

"This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this". "
www.b3ta.com/features/linksboardrules/

I'm gazzing b3th to hit you with her banhammer, you terrible bullying cunt.
Also, you didn't click it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Mwahahahaha
you didn't make though, so i can do as i please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

The Rules in brief:
- Don't be a cunt.

You fell at the first hurdle.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'd say i smashed right through it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Me too! Apart from the click bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I think you helped

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You need to 'phone your lass Chomps
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-19267414
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

:O !!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

INORITE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

"approximately" 9 people?
what the actual fuck? Might be 9, might be 9 1/2, can't really be sure? Fucking retards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Soup is hard to put back together

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

count the severed limbs, divide by 4
It's not as if Def Leppard were on the bus to fuck things up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

On the other hand

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Haha "Brassknocker Hill"

( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

The Billy Mill roundabout of Somerset

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

"I were just cresting Brassknocker hill when mum came in with a cup of tea"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

tea ZYDR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

It's not important it's just popular
probably people posting it places for others to click on. This is a much better one:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-19260859

Alt: Community
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

He was just checking to see if their fannies went sideways
no harm in that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

officechuckle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I was doing important scientific research

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

reading his list of previous, i think he may have a problem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Well he’s no Maddie or Osama
Camouflage may be the answer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Can someone put together a fantasy fotball team for me as i's free at work and apprently it's whole lot of fun
with prizes to be won
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

If you are using fantasy.premierleague.com you can click AutoComplete

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I am! But won't that just fill it with turds from leeds and Accrington Stanley?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Just put the players in alphabetically.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Here you go
Patrick van Aanholt
Edmond Abazi
Nabil Abidallah
Gary Ablett (English footballer)
Samassi Abou
Milenko Ačimovič
Clarence Acuña
Charlie Adam
Micky Adams
Neil Adams (footballer)
Tony Adams (footballer)
Miles Addison
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Put us lot down as players
we are all great at sport
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Reina in net
Agger, Kompany, Ferdinand, and Baines in defence
Lucas, Mata, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Bale in midfield.
Jelavic and Suarez up front.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

FOOTBALL IS FUCKING SHIT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY ON THE MATTER SO I'LL SIMPLY YELL SOMETHING INFLAMMATORY, more like
Different people have different interests, Battered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

hahahahaha
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01709/dwarf-football_1709806i.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/7986406/Pictures-of-the-day-7-September-2010.html?image%3D10&h=401&w=620&sz=69&tbnid=4nuyaKNdsjpAdM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=139&prev=/search%3Fq%3Ddwarf%2Bfootball%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=dwarf+football&usg=__bOmgDZUwqcQfcVhKO_eyS6urn8o=&docid=wKvp6Od5lARbPM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=esArUJbzKMm90QWXrICACg&sqi=2&ved=0CFYQ9QEwBA&dur=2565
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

It's not as classy as his previous favourite sport, mind
slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2008/09/28/james.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

The largest sporting event in history exclusively for athletes with dwarfism
www.2013worlddwarfgames.org/index.php/component/content/article/15-sports-info/86-sports.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Oh man my brother is going to have a seizure when he sees that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I see. It's epilepsy jokes as well as short jokes now is it? Right. Fine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

sofalol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

FOOTBALL BATTERED IT ORT
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

If that's what being sober does to your sense of humour then I'm going to the off license.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Ooh, meet you there in 5.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Jossie off of Jossie's Giants
Bagpuss
David Bowie
Kevin Carter
The one that isn't dead off of Dad's Army
Your old PE teacher
Peas
The Duke of Edinburgh
Richard Branson
Usain Bolt
Paddington Bear
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Peas?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I think they'd be good
they'd be quite small so they could sneak past the other dudes. I'm assuming here that you could have a number of peas counting as one player
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)

that would be mint

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)

this wins so far

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Craig Charles
Chris Langham
Colin Stagg
The British Will Smith
Barry Bulsara
Terry Nutkins
The cast of 'Desmonds'
Limahl
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Brian Jacks, Kevin Keegan, Evel Knievel,
Kendo Nagasaki, Geoff Capes. Goodhew in goal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

ur all nobz
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

There was a film called Jism 2 on at the cinema last week.
I can't believe I forgot to tell you lot.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

cinema male sauna.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1705078
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Like anyones going to google that at work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Afternoon, benders.
Just been sorting through my dozens of whinging gazzes. You should hear what you're all saying about each other.

I'm not at all surprised by that article. Have you seen kids these days? I mean, in a non-noncey way? They're all bastards. Also, I note Prince Philip is back in hospital. Bet he's dead before the weekend. Extra day's bank holiday this year, tidy.

Alt: I've just enjoyed Grimm and Awake. I've taped that Person of Interest thing but haven't watched it yet. also, Body of Proof is okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I would bet that nobody's whinged to you about anything.

( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

My inbox is as empty as ever : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Haha finally a mod and it's of
the *slightly* more grown up board. No gossip for b3th :(
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Can you mod people into being less dull please?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Last time you complained of feeling lonely and unloved I became your fan
and then you just left like a dick without becoming my b3ta 'friend'

I'm not falling for that one again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Oh man, how I laughed at that one.
You looked proper silly there, Rory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

now that it's out I'll look like an even more unpopular dick
not even b3th will be my friend they'll say.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I bet there's a bunch of people who are suddenly a lot nicer to her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Nah, everybody hates me, innit?
Anyway, if someone was being a cunt and doing something naughty like posting IRL names etc, I'd treat them the same if they were my friend or not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Oh man, I hope you havn't been reading today's threads then.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Why, what have you been doing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Well someone posted a gaz earlier, that deserves a weeks ban.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

But it was a gaz from a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Meh, I'm sure Tia Sharp wasn't the nicest kid.
Her killer should still be beheaded.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

"Hung from a lampost in her home town and let the locals decide what to do with him"
was my favourite punishment. What if they took him down the pub for a pint and some chips?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I've been for a pint in Croydon, It's a pretty severe punishment.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)

What did Croydon do to deserve that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Nothing
obviously.

Just don't read them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I might read them later if I need help getting off to sleep.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)

He’s on this year’s celebrity death list along with Thatcher and Mel brooks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I thought Mel Brooks was already dead.
I knew Thatcher wasn't, because the resulting cheer would have forced the moon out of orbit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I think Thatcher's on it just because we all hope so much
I expect they will install a Dance Dance Revolution game on her grave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

One person did have Whitney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

all mods are worse than Hitler.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)