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The other thread had too much testosterone
football, cars, pretty girls and sun dried tomatoes.
So, how about you tell me something you've made recently, since no one cares about my adventures in glass.
alt: can you sew?
altalt: crocheting or knitting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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I grew courgettes. And Kale
and I killed a lot of caterpillers. But you probably knew this already.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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I've grown both those before
got shit tonnes of kale, but only a few tiny courgettes.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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why oh why am i too late to point out that this is also al's problem?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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Homebrewwwwww, it's manly as fuck.
Anyone work in HR, I have seen a job going as a renumerations analyst, anyone got any idea what that'll be like?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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what did you make in the end?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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ipa cider and stout are what's still around
I've got a Norfolk ale coming as well
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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blinding
one way or the other
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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The cider has to be kept in the fridge over night before opening it.
Otherwise it's like a sticky volcano.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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huhuh
sticky volcano
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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huhuh huh
innuendo
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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It'll be payments auditing, won't it?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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I think it's about setting bonus levels and shit.
"Provide proactive and reactive complex data analysis in terms remuneration, reward, benefits and job evaluation policies"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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I'd imagine you'll have to spend time
Analysing salary levels for similar jobs with different companies just so the employer can get away with paying you as little as possible without anyone leaving.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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Ahhh, I think there's something about proving/disproving if the higher ups have reached the thresholds in their bonus contracts.
I think that will be fun. "Nope, you're 6 points off, fahk off"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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I have taken a long weekend and have spent the afternoon using a petrol-powered rotavator to re-landscape our back garden. Extremely tiring and a lot more still to so.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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are you landscaping it into tellytubby land?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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shame
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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I've used one of those.
They don't like going in a straight line do they.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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They certainly don't, because the engine only sends power to one wheel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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I apologise for not giving your jewellery more attention,
it's very pretty, you should be proud of your work.
I'm not much of a maker, more of a fixer/tinkerer, unless you count making music, which I don't do anywhere near enough of anymore.
I can sew enough to patch up things, but no knitting or crocheting I'm afraid. I did briefly try french knitting, but it was a bit gay.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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ha, it's OK, I was just beakering
music counts. French knitting is...french
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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yeah,
i had a long string of knitted wool, beyond that, I couldn't see it as worthwhile.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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Same here when I did it
mind you, yesterday there was a woman who had used french knitting to make a necklace, so I guess it has a use somewhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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who the fuck wears jewellery made out of wool?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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if you get the right yarn, it works nicely
Having said that, I also crochet with wire so perhaps you could french knit that too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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i really don't believe even the right wool can produce jewellery.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=yarn%20jewellery&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=RxktUKW6NubC0QWS_IDQDA&biw=1280&bih=930&sei=SxktUJ7tKOiJ0AW1goHgDA
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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well,
it is jewellery, I'll give it that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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you just don't go to enough
craft fayres and wool festivals
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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this is true.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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I made a dugout for my miniatures. Almost finished but looks pretty awesome to be honest.
Yes I can sew
altalt: I don't know the difference.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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wait...you warhammer?
and I get mocked for larping? How is this right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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i've got my own orc
it's way cool
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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You've got a game in two hours so you better be fit.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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Blood bowl?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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warhammer american football
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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do you have to carb load with doritos and tizer?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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naked ape was moaning that you ent made him an orc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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That's because NakedApe is a little bitch.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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everyone deserves a shot at having their own warhammer 16000 orc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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You should make Hartley Hare an orc
You can put it facing the other way on the opposite side of the pitch and then ignore it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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and me I've got the best username for an orc
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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You are in the team.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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I am honoured.
Where do I play?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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Blitzer, number 6,you are proficient enough to have gained a new skill so I gave you sure hands and you basically score most of my touchdowns.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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You've turned Chompy
In to a reindeer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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And you're a big green river troll who is arguably my best player. Highest casualties on the team and can twat two people a turn.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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It's true actually, it is a good Orcish name.
Bazongaloid Superfly would be a good star player name.
Bob - Make it so.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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My next signing can be Bazongaloid Superfly.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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Awwww, thanks Bobs.
I think you should stop ignoring HH too. Use of the ignore function is the mark of a terrible penis.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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In my defence it was in the direct wake of vanpersiegate and I was fragile. But on the other hand he is a tedious prick so I may keep him on ignore for a while longer.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I fucking hate that stupid dutch cunt right now.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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Amen to that.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:41,
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Winners ignore.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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No I'm sorry Chompy, but you are also wrong by ignoring swipe.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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It's made my time on here much better.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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I don't get it, it's possible to just not respond to something
and actually ignore it in your head, why go to the trouble of missing other peoples stuff that can be quite fun?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:15,
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It's that she can't constantly reply to my posts being crazy which is nice.
And she posts dull boring crap, if there's a decent reply it'll get on the popular page.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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Although Guild wars 2 won't let me use PsychoChomp for my character
because "Psycho" is offensive or some shit, I have to be called PsychChomp.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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Could you not say you were Irish and it was Psych O'Chomp?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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You're a genius!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Psych0chomp
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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you massive Games Workshop autist.
Has Thundercunt put Bentley Bender on 2.0 as well?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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at least my autist hasn't made me a fucking jizz gargling fashion fairy.
Nope, I haven't noticed him today.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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I rock skatewear and businesswear.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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all of which is covered in semen, no, not your own.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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it's all yours by the way.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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guys don't be so harsh, for all we know they are miniature ponies and he built them a shelter
miniature ponies are cool right?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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yes
especially if you have a dog who is bigger than them so you can walk them at the same time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Alt: I can sew, but either my wife, my tailor or my dry cleaner does what's required.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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I get the butler to sew on my buttons
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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My butler is always too busy polishing all the solid silver.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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too easy
all the solid silver my cock
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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He'd need bigger hands.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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Or a eukelele
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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I did some weird thing with wool that was like a hollow wooden man with metal loops on his head,
and you wound the wool round the loops and pulled it off with a hook and a scarf came out the other end like and itchy woolen shit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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french knitting, although it sounds bigger
than the pointless cord thing I made with one when I was a kid
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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mine was tiny too, I was told it made a scarf eventually
but I gave up
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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It's very relaxing
and doesn't require anywhere neasr the skill of actual knitting.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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french knitting,
you racist.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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well if you love it so much why do you go live there and french knit onions to hang around your neck
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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I'm making a PC work again, after it was completely fucked over by a virus
Does that count?
Alt: No
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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Only if you do it while parachute jumping
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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is it a knitted PC?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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No
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Yo Kronebone if you're about
I don't have to wear ties to work, I choose to.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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Oh, I'm about.
I'm always about.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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I've made an album
It's very nearly done.
Alt: no.
Altalt: nope, nor them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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music album I assume?
At first I thought you meant hand making books.
Can't sew at all? How do you fix things that break?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Yes, a music album.
I use a seamstress if I need something sewing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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wow
I didn't know anyone still went to steamstresses and tailors. I went to one to get the bottom hem of my wedding dress done (because I wanted a good job done of it and it was the only visible seam) but I thought this was an extravagance
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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We used one for my bridesmaids' dresses
and mr b3th had some sleeves taken up on a jacket recently for a funeral, because he wanted it done properly, and I would have just used masking tape or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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I went to a tailor in Feb to get a coat taken in.
I don't do it regularly, but if it's a nice piece of clothing, I will.
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Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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I'm thinking about doing that for a really expensive coat
that's now two sizes too big.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:09,
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Oooo, get you and your crazy weightloss ways.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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i would like to hear it,
thank you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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this^^
will it be on soundcloud once you are done?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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Probably.
We want to get it pressed on vinyl, but acknowledge that the 21st C is also happening.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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i like vinyl,
i like music, i think, maybe, this could be glorious.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Here's hoping.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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i don't make things, i have the best of intentions but it rarely works out
I did make a poster for work but it looked a bit shit
I'm heading to the district tomorrow, wondering if I should galavant all by my lonesome
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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galavant!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I heard you were all totes amazeballs wit helping out someone in your shop.
Your the best K-swizzle, don't let nobody tell you otherwise.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I hope you have fun.
When we drove back from OBX to Baltimore a couple of years ago, we drove over the Potomac and saw the Capitol in the distance. I expect it's a lovely place to visit, when you ignore the huge murder rate and all that...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Afternoon.
I've been stupidly busy today, and this is the first time I've been able to sit down at my computer. Have I missed any loldrama?
I'm unfeasibly proud of the illustration I did yesterday for my website. Most people would probably say it was 'fucking shit'. I don't care.
Alt: no.
Alt Alt: shopping.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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nonsense
I like the monsters best
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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So, for long periods of time, this website is unmodded?
Surely this is just more ammunition for the argument that I should be a mod too. Together we could totally get this place locked down tight.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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I don't make the rules, Al.
I just enforce them with my ROD OF IRON.
erectionlols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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But you could put a word in couldn't you? You know the right people don't you?
You could just point out the benefits of having two people so that we cover this place more efficiently?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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It took me long enough to convince them we needed ONE bloody mod!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Were you actively lobbying for this?
I thought they contacted you?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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Haven't you heard?
I sent Rob naked gazzes until he capitulated.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Rob with a capital R is my comedy account,
rob is the one you should have been sending them to.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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Oh I knew that.
I started that rumour myself as you well know.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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All sorts of naughty things have happened in your absence.
You've let us down, b3th.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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You've let yourselves down, Tangles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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Now I feel ashamed for my part in it all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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I made a bedroom
built in wardrobes, cupboards above the stairs, etc. I like Joinery.
The only thing I ever knitted was my brow.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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ooooh
I'd love to be able to make stuff like that, it's well impressive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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It's not massively difficult
though having learnt that everything should be level and square, it comes as a shock to find most houses are not!
Making it fit is the "fun" part. That and the extremely sharp power tools.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Measure twice, cut once.
Then buy some more wood, measure it again and then again and then cut it again and this time it'll be right.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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were you watching when i was trying to put the door frames in to my house?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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^^^ this is how you learn..........
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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+ cut finger, splinters, change mind on design and drink tea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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Also gives opportunity to fill shed with cool tools
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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before I do that next time I will be buying a proper dust mask
My throat felt like shit for ages after the sander incident
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:07,
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Do
very bad for you lungs, esp if mdf or Chipboard, or paint.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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And they say that "Turn it off and on again" was only part of the computer generation
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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Genesis lesser known zzzz
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