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Favourite television copper or detective?
Alt, anything. I'm stuck on a call and I've read all the shite posted so far today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:06, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have a wank
everyone else on the call is doing. Guarantee it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Morse was good.
Alt: I'm eating a white kit kat, I like it, I'm sure someone has an opinion on that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Peter Kay probably has an opinion.
Or was that on white dog shit... either way, the kit kat is one of the most dull chocolate bars going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

IT'S A FUCKING BISCUIT
prick
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Bite each end off then suck coffee through it
Then scoff it right down. This can be done with all manner of chocolate bars and biscuits. Including, but not limited to, the Penguin.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I haven't had a penguin for ages.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Neither have I actually
TO THE PENGUIN STORE!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

That's why Rory's gone to Iceland

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I liked Reg from the bill

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

'Pisscan' Tosh

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Ahh, Tosh Lines
A proper copper
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Shit bill character fives

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Reg was shit, Tosh was a god amongst pgymies

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Fact.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Foyle.
Alt: Emus cannot walk backwards.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Fucking Batman

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Why has no one else said the goddamn Batman?
He's the world's greatest detective and a fucking ninja!! Come on people!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

pc plum from ballamory
that guy was sharp as a fucking Tack
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Blu fucking Tac that is

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Did you ever see 'Me Too'?
It was like Balamory in the Big City. Weird shit.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

with the harlequinned hospital gherkin and the weird guy with one boggle eye?
no
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Quite

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

and the cleaner who worked at the bus station
but she was really enthusiastic about cleaning the busses?

never heard of it, sorry
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I quite liked her
You know...like like. Do you think she'd go out with me?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

i think she'd have gone out with a mop if it asked nicely

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

BEEZER!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Dalziel.
Alt: were you walking down my road the other night having a discussion about full beam on car headlights?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

No. Sorry.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I overheard a conversation on that topic
and with the accents involved I considered that one of them might be you. You missed some informative stuff.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You do realise
That other Bristolians have a Bristolian accent, it isn't just me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Ah, but the combination of Bristolian and some notherner type narrowed it down a bit.

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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

New Series of the Thick of It starts this saturday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Poirot.
The Suchet years.
Alt: Studies* have demonstrated a higher than average propensity for quenderism among those with September birthdays.

*that I just made up
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Can you mod edit your own post to point out that "quenderism" is a stupid word that no one likes?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I can mod yours to point out that you're 'well' 'bent', if you like?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

please do this

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Makepeace
Alt: 30 minutes till hometime!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

'Guv' from the The Sweeney

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I am really fucking depressed today.
It was my little girl's first day at school today and I'm not even allowed to talk to her let alone see her.

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I vommited blood this morning.
That might cheer you up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Nope, I'm even sadder now.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Some came out my nose :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Dude that is not right.
You might be like one of those mental chinkies who plays WoW for two weeks straight and then dies.

Don't die on me, Chompy - it's only a game!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

It's not a game to meeee!!!
I think it's just a bit of Gastroenteritis, I'll be alright in a few days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

+ so, put up a real good fight.
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.

Big Break!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

ELLODERE MON

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

brilliant, you're dying

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I just hope it's not a ulcer.
That would be gay.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

One of my mates got one from boozing.
They are a) Scottish and b) female.

FUCKEN NAILS, MON.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

it would be well lol if he got an ulcer from all that cheap homebrew

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

It certainly would.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

He'll just need to add a bit of Bonjela
To the brew.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

That is another possibility that I may just be having a reaction to the live yeast in my homebrew.
Which would suck.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

LOL

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I'd have to pasturize it somehow, and I have no idea how to do that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

heat

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Add some bleach

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

"Pasteurise" basically means "boil the shit out of it."
Which incidentally is a good way of knackering the flavour.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I thought it was specifically flash heating and cooling
which is a great way to shatter bottles.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

hold the bottles together with loo roll

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Thanks for your help TF!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

mnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeow!
and now i'm a aeroplane!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

And knacker the flavour.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*manly hugs*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)

*gets inappropriate bone-on*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

*acts disgusted, and then stuffs piece of paper with my mobile number on it in your pocket*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

*subtly tips wink*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

*stands wink back up*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*checks wink for damage*

*notices some surface abrasions*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

What the fuck is the bright idea behind that?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I imagine it's because women can be both cruel and unusual
for no apparent reason other than to be deliberately cruel and unusual
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You're not wrong.
Bitches be trippin', yo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

STR8 UP FACTS RIGHT UP IN THIS PIECE.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

and some men too, two hats
don't you go being a sexist now
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

You're so PC, Quiz.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

hey i won't hear a bad word said about anyone
i do hope psychochomp has stomach cancer though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Oh absolutely
We're all as crazy as each other, just in different ways. As soon as the rest of the world realises this, men and women will start getting along a whole lot better.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Women are from Mars, men have a penis!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

See? This guy gets it!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

It's something to do with utter fucking cunts, I think.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Is this a reaction to your court case?
I can imagine a lot of this behaviour for the near future...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

It's this fucking behaviour which has necessitated the court stuff.
She's not even had official notice of court yet. I have to draft my amended court order and then submit it before she gets notice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I bet it's to stop him teaching her the "correct" way to talk to her class mates from other ethnic groups.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Mentions of 'the glorious Raj' and 'cotton picking' are STRICTLY VERBOTEN.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

ITS COS HE'S BANNED FROM SCHOOLS, DIPSHITS

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

OI!
You watch your moooouth mister.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

sorry TH, it was only a jokes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

YOU are a character my friend

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

nah i meant he really
he is a very aggressive paedophile after all
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

It's true!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

WTF is that mental woman up to now Monters?
Have you tried booting her in the foof?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It's the only language they understand

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Nothing would give me greater pleasure*

*quite a few things would, in truth
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Seeley Booth, if that counts.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

McNulty

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I prefer the black one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Bunk? Lester? Daniels? Carver?
I had to google them. I only said McNulty cos I couldn't remember a single name of any of the others.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Lester, he's the smart cool one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

And he ends up pulling the hotty.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I do like a bit of Gene Hunt sprinkled on my detecting

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Oh gosh, of course.
Love me a bit of Gene Genie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Frank Drebin

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Commandant Lassard

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

A friend of mine sent me a link
to a site that sells "I survived the Blue Oyster" t-shirts.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Ah, not the same one
But I like it:
www.zazzle.com/blue_oyster_t_shirt-235180173075546519
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I've seen a great 'Running Man' 'clap if you love Dynamo' shirt.
I really do love Dynamo.

*claps*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Oh excellent
I did see one with the logo of the company that makes Running Man.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

ICS, that's it

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/product/ics-network-television-regular-fit/
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Nice, quite subtle

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I probably shouldn't admit to this, but I have a Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers one.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Man I fucking adore that film.
Dan Akroyd is fucking genius in it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Something we both love, who'd have thought that was ever going to happen?

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

We both love booze, that's another one.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Ha.
Sadly she fell out of love with me though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I always get excited when they show up in Coming to America
Not that I watch Coming to America all that often...but still.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

'would you really have a negro run our firm?'

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)

That's the badger

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Deputy Dog

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Droopy

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

the guy with the bad french accent from allo allo who went 'gud moaning'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Kroney?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Raggy from Rooby Roo. He's kind of a detective, right?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

naked ape
...ohhohoh, wait sorry deTective not deFective
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Ken Boon

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

that bloke in Eldorado

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Marcus Tandy?
of Buunneh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

some spanish plod, Tandy used to always get the better of him

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

That's our Tandy for you!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:09, Reply)

In other news. My wife went to the spacker games today with a mate and children.
Apparently the three year old, loudly, in front of a load of 'athletes' said "mummy why hasn't that man got any arms?".

Gutted I missed that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

My daughter helpfully pointed out that the Asian woman in the shop had a red dot on her forehead.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

You should have scratched it off.
You might have won a car.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Ha ha.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Sarah Lund or Batman
alt: Cardiff is much better than newport. About to have a few White Russians.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

...then a drink

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

You filthy orc botherer.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Quincy
It's not too bad here, is it? *looks around*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

hi new person

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

WILKOMMEN
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

YOUR REAL NAME IS JAMES
I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED JAMES, WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Well that's pretty rude

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm starting to go off this James chap.
Seems a bit rude, to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)

He'll never live down nominating Quincy, what with him being a Medical Examiner and NOT a detective
what a thick cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

FFS what a FUCKING PRICK

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Sorry! It was past my bedtime!
I'm eight hours ahead of blighty at the moment.

And you're right about Quincy, but I heard he moonlights for the LAPD.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 0:50, Reply)

tuesday afternoon we usually discuss our latest graphic novel ideas

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

My idea is like a cross between Batman and Lord of the Rings
I can't wait until tomorrow, seriously
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

my idea for spiderbat-man will totes blow everyone away
it's about a bat bitten by a radioactive spider and then shoved up some blokes arse. I don't want to give too much away at this stage
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

That sounds pretty awesome
Squeeze some elves and shit in there, and it could be the best thing ever probably
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

nah, needs more vampires

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Busty vampires?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

for the gentlemen, yes
but don't forget something for ladies, after all Manga is not what it was.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)

You're not going to believe how COOL mine is this week.
Basically 'A Vagabond' goes around the place in a spasticated hat, being all dark and moody, and it's constantly raining and shit? Oh man, it's so damned, damned dark.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

You should totes do it in that scribbly style like off of Sin City

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Oh I TOTES will.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

.___________.  ______   .___________. _______     _______. __  
|           | /  __  \  |           ||   ____|   /       ||  | 
`---|  |----`|  |  |  | `---|  |----`|  |__     |   (----`|  | 
    |  |     |  |  |  |     |  |     |   __|     \   \    |  | 
    |  |     |  `--'  |     |  |     |  |____.----)   |   |__| 
    |__|      \______/      |__|     |_______|_______/    (__)

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Please tell me my online presence makes you generally angry in real life.
Please.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Monkfish

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weaver., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Deputy Dog
I have been in the office all day, and now I want to stab someone. No wonder you lot are all so miserable, if I had to spend five days a week sat at the desk dealing with the sort of morons that I have today, I'd go full retard and murder everyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

tomorrow our place gets filled with about 1 billion
lost, confused and/or stupid 16 year olds. It's been so nice and quiet without them. I fully intend to go postal by about 2pm tomorrow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Oh god,
The second and third years will be moving in to their houses this week. Freshers week is only 2 weeks away. Carnage will ensue.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I don't know why you say goodbye I say Hello.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 19:07, Reply)

prick.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I SAY HUZZAH
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Wanker.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I say 'please catch bum AIDS and die you utterly unlikeable prick'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

You may.
Repeatedly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I hope he has to resit his GCSEs in a free school.
Not as in state school.

BOARDINGSCHOOLOLSROFFLE!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

And why would I need to do that?
And a free school is not Independent of the state, merely the council.
You're the public schoolboy here mate.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

You tell me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I know what a free school is, you tit.
I was punning on 'free' as in 'free of charge', as in 'non-fee paying'.

Also, 'free' as in outside LEA and curriculum. And a massive bag of nonsense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Too much justification to a cunt. Don't bother.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

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