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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That was shit.Sorry to do this but I need to know how many seats to book for the pre-lolb4sh curry for the 29th.
It will be at Needoo's at 5:30pm.
Don't forget to post some funny replies to this! You won't look like a prick at all!!!
As you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:41,
143 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
of course, I'm at work, I'm not going to be wearing a T shirt am I.(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I'd rather shit on swipey's chest.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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What if I could guarantee both?What about then?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:02,
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I will be attending.You lucky cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:00,
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Me pleaseAlthough there's a possibility I may be dragged up to Birmingham for a 40th birthday party for a mate.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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Thankfully I'm busy that day, I'm afraid.I'm sure you'll still be able to have at least an alright time without me, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:03,
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I'm totally worth it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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*books Coldplay and Mo Farah*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:23,
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Racist.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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Pink Floyd's follow up single was less well received(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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i clicked "i like this"but i actually meant, "i'll be there!"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:10,
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monty is trying to pimp your chest out for scatlovinwhy the hell is monty your pimp?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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Because he treats his ho's well.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:13,
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He is just like SantaHo, Ho, Ho.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:16,
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*something about coming once a year*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:17,
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For the recordI am uncomfortable with my use of an apostrophe here, but 'hos' didn't look right and I was trying to appear all 'street' by abbreviating the word 'whore' down to 'ho'.
Thank you for your time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:20,
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ThanksI appreciate your expertise on all matters 'gangsta'.
I did worry that, from me, 'hoes' would look like a gardening reference.
It's not as easy as these black chaps make it look, is it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:26,
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terrible real life bullying :((
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:16,
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I'd certainly have better merchandise.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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I'm going to go and watch The Sweeny later.Shut it YOU SLAG!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:20,
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'FORGET APOCALYPSE NOW!!! THIS IS THE FILM EVENT OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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He probably gave the ending away, the fat fuck.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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I'm guessing the ending is:You're fackin' nicked, you cant!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:30,
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It's "the best British Action Movie for years"damned by faint praise there.
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*cough*TRANSPORTER THREE*cough*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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Me too.If only someone would make one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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I'm not coming at allSo I'll need 3 seats please
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:31,
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You'll be........wait for it.........'THREE SEATS TO THE WIND' I expect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:36,
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Great seatsNot great joke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:36,
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I think I might have broken the internet(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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'sorry right now'lololololol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:52,
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Haha, yes I expect I probably will be that!Due, in main, to my severe alcohol dependency!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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I've just read about that Jewish film that has caused all the riots in Lybia and Egypt.Some people are really stupid.
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a quote about it.The film claims [the Prophet] Muhammad was a fraud. An English-language 13-minute trailer on YouTube shows an amateur cast performing a wooden dialogue of insults disguised as revelations about Muhammad, whose obedient followers are presented as a cadre of goons.
It depicts Muhammad as a feckless philanderer who approved of child sexual abuse, among other overtly insulting claims that have caused outrage ...
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Use the Brian Connoly defenceIT'S JAST A PAPPET!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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I don't think that defence works after four people have been killed in an embassy.(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Sporto's knowledge of international diplomatic protocol is a little bit out of date, I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:57,
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One of those killed was a SomethingAwful poster and EVE Online playerthemittani.com/news/rip-vile-rat
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:54,
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And News International?Actually probably not. They don't really give a shit what anyone thinks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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Me.Crapping on about it for decades won't bring them back you pikey cunts.
It was a disaster not a malicious attack. They are dead. Shut up.
Oh, and walk alone whilst you're at it you cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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It's the fact they are so desperate for "an apology".And David Cameron is going to make one, but what is the point? He wasn't in charge at the time.
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They'll still find some way to bang ON AND ON about it anyway.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:03,
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20,000 scousers getting crushed and not one thought to say "calm down"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:08,
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Are the people of Liverpool going to apologise for Heysel too?And for the sit-com Bread?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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And for stealing loads of stuff and counterfeiting sportswear?????WELL?????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:07,
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And for claiming to be chirpy, happy-go-lucky comediansWhen in reality they are usually unfunny, quite frightening, unemployed drunks?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:14,
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Well - the Sun journalist the other day was just trying to drum up publicity for the BBC programme on it.But yes. It's getting as bad as the Scottish in terms of resentment for shit other people did years ago, now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:00,
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Typical 'darkie' comments from Vag here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:03,
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This thread isn't getting any better you know.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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Yes it is - we're slagging off scousers!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:09,
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I have a bounty, a DARK chocolate Bounty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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WwwOOOoooOOOOOOOOSo....so dark.............
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:06,
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fuck off i hate you and everything you stand for especially wearing black shirts with black trousers to match your black shoes and black trilby that you wear to the office every day you knob(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:07,
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Fuck off you stupid-hatted prick.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:33,
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you know what montgomery elizabeth boyce?you're shit! I'm sick of your judgmental attitude when, quite frankly, your life and posting on b3ta leaves a LOT to be desired.
shut up, fuck off or fuck off and shut up.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:13,
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LOOK I KNOW THIS IS COMEDY WEBSITE AND EVERYTHINGbut this kind of savagery is just too far. I mean, I like a joke as much as - perhaps even more than - the next fellow, but come on!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:31,
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oh so it's okay for you to tell us we're shit and be RACIST towards mebut a few home truths and you fucking wobble like a QOTWer on a mound of jelly?
what a cunt!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:33,
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I was hoping not to have to play this card, right, but I happen to be 'down' with the Top Mods in this place, so I suggest you WATCH THE FUCK OUT, yeah?
All I have to do is click my arthritic, shit-smelling fingers and you're GONE. It's that easy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:42,
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oh oh oh threats now is it?what next? will I be beheaded by your "mates"?
fuck you boyce. FUCK. YOU.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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I'm gonna get on the next train to scotchlandand shove your fuckin Andy Murray face into a fuckin' chip pan son.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:52,
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RACISM once again.go fuck Tim Henman you ridiculous tramp.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:53,
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TELL HIM HE WAS SHIT AND YOU ONLY GOT A SEMI!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:57,
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He's gone back inside now and he's not answering the door.I'll leave him a note.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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This thread, right here.THIS is top internetting, gentlemen.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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Don't forget to request a booster seat.Or a high chair, if they have one.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:27,
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do you really need one mate? I mean I know you're not the tallest person here but you really don't need to feel so bad about your size.
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I'm 6'3"I didn't realise that in your stupid upside country that short = tall and tall = short. Battered ought to emigrate.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:31,
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I said I *know* you're not the tallest person.Therefore implying you don't need one.
GOD.
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cause battered is a dwarf! hahahaha!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:30,
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If only Wilf were here to start a 'positive only' thread!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:33,
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He's back, he posted the other night*more gossip on the half hour*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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If we all send him some 'positive vibes', I'm sure we can encourage him back.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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He's staying away from all us meaniesthe poor, delicate flower.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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YESSSSSSSSSSS**NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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Morning allTomorrow I may try to wake up at 10am…..\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:38,
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i like currysand I'll be in London that night. But I don't do bash. Oh well.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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More of a Rumbelows man myself!"!!!!1(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:42,
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Just go eat at another table wear a fake beard, no one will know it's you.(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
hey broady........ ( . Y . )(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:45,
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xxxxxxbroady, making threads sexier.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:54,
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Liz Jones articlewww.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2196896/LIZ-JONES-Im-profoundly-deaf-So-I-Paralympics.html
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Just .... fuck.That's got to be a spoof? Surely? even for her.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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It's excellentI doubt she read it back even once after writing it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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Couldn't possibly be"When my mum came to stay with me in London, I complained loudly about the track marks on my wooden floor from her wheelchair. It was a shame she was not also deaf, then she would have been unable to hear my moaning about the damage, or the special equipment needed in my designer bathroom."
I refuse to believe anyone is this big a cunt.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:18,
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and the whining about not being able to hear high sounds making her profoundly deaf?it just makes you old, you fucking harridan. And some BA employee in the business lounge not reading out for you the information you can see in front of you fucking eyes isn't a problem. It's not even an inconvenience.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:21,
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I like how, even in the Mail, the best rated comments are ones telling her she's a moronic shitfuck.(, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
She's addressed that in another article.www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2190304/The-Stasi-paid-thought-police-trolls-free.html
I laughed at some
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