I off to an efficiency workshop now, it's 3 1/2 hours long
Ironylols

Also I have a hangover, again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

then don't get hammered in the middle of the week.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm getting smashed this afternoon and evening as well :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Stupid nakers.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

wrong poppet,
getting drunk in the week is the right of any man, no matter how much of a bent spastic he is.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'm drunk right now
And I'm sort of a man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Thanks windy you're a real pal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I NO RITE
And miniape is teething so wakes me up at 5:30
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I'm not even going to hide my laughter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

give it some fucking booze then

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

You might find your day more enjoyable without a hangover love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

But I need to drown the pain of my pitiful existence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

you'll never find the answer at the bottom of a bottle
you should roll all your debts into one easy monthly installment and then kill yourself
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

As of today, both of the Little Caps are now at school
and so far, it's beautiful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

This explains a lot.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I decided to get a beer last night after work
Nipped to Tesco, saw there was an offer on of 4 large bottles of Stella for £5, thought I'd get that, then have the other 2 tomorrow.

Nope.

Ow, my head.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

JUSTICE FOR THE CONGLETON ONE
I URGE EVERYONE TO BOYCOTT TESCO
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I've got some great tips for stealing sweets from the pick and mix at Tesco.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Woodforde's brewery now does "beer boxes" by mail order
18 or 36 pints. I've ordered one to see what they're like. The weekend may be blurry.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

THat looks like either a great, or a terrible idea
Possibly even both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I'll find out soon......
Hopefully it'll be like a wine box and suitable for a pint every so often over a couple of weeks or so, if it has to be drunk within a week of opening things. could get messy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Very much so.
Spikeypickle of these pastures has made cider on a couple of occasions which needed to be drank quickly. That stuff was fucking evil.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

What's the beer like?
I would expect it to be cheaper than it is, especially directly from the brewery.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I had a mixed box of theirs last year
all were excellent. Their "Ketts Rebellion" is what I'm looking at, £30 plus £3.50 delivery for 18 pints, so £1.90 a pint or so.
www.woodfordes.co.uk./html/shop_online.html
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

four whole beers!?!??!?!?! you fucking mental!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not certain that Stella counts as "beer"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

well, it's booze and I am totes impressed that he had 4 of them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

No, it's more a
bottle of fizzy chemicals and alcohol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

haha just like every other lager

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

That Leffe's not too bad
On the whole I'm not too fond of lager anyway, but Stella is just rank.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

yer I had some blonde at the weekend, it was nyommy nyommy nom noms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

YEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE ANY BEER???!!!!!
I'M MAKING A JOKE!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

THAT NEVER HAPPENS HERE!
I DUN A SICK AND THEN A LOL AND THEN MY WINKY WENT ALL FUNNY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Leffe Brun cold from the fridge is fucking magnificent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Thresher did two exclusive varieties of Leffe back in the day
One of them was spicy and had bits floating in it. As you've probably gathered, I don't know what the bits were. But it was fantastic.
Threshers folded, so Leffe stopped making it. Sad times.
See also: Marston Firestoker. THRESHERS ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*pours one out*
*licks ground clean*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Firestoker was bloody wonderful
Brewed with cherries and vanilla, but didn't taste of either. Just a nice, warming pint.
*tear rolls enigmatically down cheek*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

If memory serves, I think the other one was a strong one
6.5% or something. That was ok, but I'm not that keen on strong lager.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Innes and Gunn for the high alcohol win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Old Tom
That puts hairs on your chest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It also tastes of absolute shite.
My grandad used to drink it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, it's not great

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

That did for me at a friend's wedding a couple of years ago.
During the wedding breakfast I was one of two people drinking the red wine on the table, which was fine.
But in the evening I was happily knocking back those little bottles of Innes & Gunn like pop.
The evening ended with me vomiting on my shoes.
I'm nothing, if not classy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Last night's tour of the lagers
was Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Amstel and Estrella.

Apart from Amstel they are all acceptabe brews. The Amstel is obviously a penalty pint, but the King's Wark only serves Amstel and Heineken, the cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Amstel is great!
Hoegaarden is dangerous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

hoegaarden ruins your guts. It's the Gonz of wheat beers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I've had Hoegaarden, that's ok
Not tried the others though. Perhaps I'll give them a try.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

estrella's just a spanish lager, but it's pretty good.
Blue Moon is a meerkan wheat beer. They seem to insist on serving it with a slice of orange in it. Weirdos.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Orange? That's strange

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Blue Moon is lovely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*stands alone*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*suddenly appears*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*doesn't eat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Meh, lightweight and proud of it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)