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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In honour of World Peace Day
Who wants a fight?

Alt: I quite like the song Friday On My Mind, by The Easybeats. What is your favourite song about a day of the week?

Altalt: Don't tell me about your lunch, tell me what you have done to promote world peace recently?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:20, 183 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It's quite funny that it's world peace day, and loads of embassies are going to get burned.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I have to say, those muslims really aren't doing themselves any favours by being such a bunch of moronic cunts.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
They really aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I read an article in the ecconomist about the protests in Cairo,
to be honest you're talking about 300 pricks in a city of 20million, most of the population are embarassed by them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I imagine that most Muslims view them as we view the London rioters of a couple of years back.
ill-educated cunts who're just looking for an excuse to burn some shit down without being able to coherently justify why.

I have never understood the mentality of being cross at another country and expressing that by burning down your own fucking neighbourhood. Pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Two cinemas in pakistan have been burnt down.
Words can't express just how stupid that is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Cinemas that didn't actually show the film, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
It's as much a "lets go fight the police" as "I'm very deeply offended at america"
Especially seeing as most people involved in making it were actually Egyptians-Americans.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
It's all people being impotently pissed off at their own lives
using something as a scapegoat to act like cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
THen there should be more of a reaction against them.
When teh BNP or the EDL get lairy, lots of people go out and tell them that they are cunts, so there can be no way you get foreign news reports going "All the british are racists"

It seems that there is a lot of tacit acceptance of some of the shit done in the name of this ostensibly peaceful religion.

And the shit commentators in the UK like that Inayat Bungawala chap don't help.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Inayat BUMgawala more like!!!!
amirite??!?!/?!?!?!//1/?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
oh HO!!! Check this guy out!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I don't have a problem with him to be honest, at least he's willing to at least try to have a discussion about it.
There's tacit acceptance of an awful lot from all religions that if they were suddenly dropped on the planet now we'd tell them to fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I have a problem with him in that he comes from the viewpoint that his religion is always the victim and never accepts any responsibility
And yes, other religions are equally fucking shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I hate agreeing with you, Al. It makes me feel grubby.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I don't hit vegetarians it's unethical
Alt: the theme tunes from happy days

Altalt: I'm not going to punch you in your vegetarian fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
As an indirect result of your decision not to punch my vegetarian fanny
The South Korean navy has fired warning shots at North Korean fishing boats.
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, APE?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Is it world Peace day?
Doesn't feel terribly peaceful, are you sure?

Alt: HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!

altalt: NOthing much I'm afraid, I've kept the peace in my own pub, by seperating the two guys arguing and calming them down, but in world terms, to be honest tangles,I've not even really tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
If you don't make more of an effort, I'm going to punch you on the leg.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I don't respond well to threats.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
What if I stroked your cheek instead?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I'D FOOKEN BITE YA!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Fuck off, you hippy twat.
Alt: I don't have one.

AltAlt: Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
The Easybeats' rhythm guitarist was George Young,
the older brother of AC/DC's Young brothers, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Didn't he produce AC/DC too?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
I didn't know that but it would make sense I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Yes, he did. Alongside the lead guitarist Harry Vanda.
The Vanda-Young production lasted until Highway to Hell (I think)
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That's Vanda-ful news!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
You EGGED that nail right on the head!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Ho ho!!! I'll be SHELLING out for a copy of 'Highway' now I know this!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
It's a classic ALBUM(EN)!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
CRACKING joke, Tango!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Pull the chalaza one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Alt: A Rollerskating Jam Named Saturday by De La Soul.
Actually I hate that record.

Ruby Tuesday by the Stones?

Again, I don't really like that one much either.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
On reflection songs about days of the week are shit, aren't they?
Lazy songwriting really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
whats that one by those drug addicts about getting your house reposessed on a sunday?
That's daft, because bailiffs don't work on Sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Morning Boyce
Shit I loved that tune way to much back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
They're great live, their records I can take or leave.
Preferably leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
That B-line was pumping though
Admit it! admit it now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Fuck off hippy
/ac

Alt: 10 shades of Grey by the Wildhearts (always reminds me of Mondays)

AltAlt: I de-flounced
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I'm going to bomb the vegetarian embassy.
Fucking stinky hippie cunts.

Alt: I don't know, something by The Sundays. Or the The Saturdays. Molly, phwoar.

Altalt: World peace would stop humanity's technological progression. I am not in favour. I am, however, in favour of robot butlers and flying cars. More war, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I really like that Craig David song.
"We chilled on Sunday". Brilliant!

Altalt: I sold some enriched uranium to the Iranians.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Craig David is everything that's right about Southampton, in one tidy-bearded package.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I love Southampton.
What a town!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
It's got it all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
It's the South Coast's very own Watford.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
i went to Watford once,
what a town.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Watford: The Slough of the North!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Slough
The Maidenhead of Berkshire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
There are so many wonderful towns around here.
Have you ever been to Hayes? Sublime!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
We've got our own Hayes in Kent.
Is it as nice as that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I haven't seen it. I judge everything Kentish by the example of Chatham.
Is it that nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Chatham is a wonderful place

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I have driven through Chatham.
I didn't stop and I locked my doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
It's no Gillingham.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
So few places are, Stunned

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Kent, like Hampshire, is a dizzying whirlwind of highs and lows
which can leave the unprepared visitor both breathless and baffled.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

baffled erect
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Basingstoke
The Basingstoke of the Basingstoke area.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Amazingstoke more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
So good they named it once!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
If I had a fist fight with hitler would it count as promoting world peace?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
It would hardly be a fair fight - he's been dead for 67 years.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
well he could have blondi on his side to even it out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Maybe

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
kill yourself

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
you heard it here first guys, psychochomp supports hitler

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
What a fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I don't. I'm useless in a fight.
Alt: Thursday's Child by Eartha Kitt (and probably a bunch of other blues singers, but that's the version I have). It's a real toe-tapper.

Or Saturday Night by Whigfield.

AltAlt: I'm always promoting peace, by telling you twatheads off when you start winding each other up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
BOLLOCKS!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
To which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
i dunno,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS GINGER PRICK
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Janet has changed,
i think it's her humourless husband.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Maybe
Imma go to Tesco in a bit. Buying bleach and beer. And maybe something esle beginning with B.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Burgers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Bollock-weights.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
you can't buy boys in tesco

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Wednesday's Child by Emiliana Torrini

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is your answer to'who wants a fight'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I'd fucking punch Wednesday's child right in its Emiliana Torrini

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
What have I done to promote world peace?
I don't know man, I donate money to amnesty international when I can afford to, does that count?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
As above

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
You should have a look to see how much they pay themselves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Why?
Can a charity only be effective if it's directors wear hairshirts and live on nothing but tesco value baked beans and white bread?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Fair enough
I'd better cancel all my charitable donations.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
The big well established charities are largely just lobby groups nowadays.
Most have legal departments the size of a medium tier national law firm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Maybe

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
My little boy has a t-shirt with the lyrics to Friday I'm In Love on it
So that I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Is he a big fan of The Cure?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Shame.
I really like them, I was hoping me and him could be friends
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
He's not really looking for new friends right now
but I'm sure he'll appreciate the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Okay, well, ask him to keep my cv on file and if any openings come up, get him to give me a call.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
You'll be the first to know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Is he only accepting applications from Cure fans?
I mean, a couple of their songs are alright, but I wouldn't really class myself as a fan.
But I do feel that I could offer a lot more, as a friend, than Al could.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
When a new position becomes available, all applications submitted through the proper channels will be considered

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
What about people who think that The Cure are, with the exception of 'A Forest',
utter fucking bollocks and are for girls who want to be 'a bit goth' but can't cope with Alien Sex Fiend or whoever?

What about me, ah, I mean, them?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
They are, without exception, seinle old bellends with barely functional drenis'

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
^^ and this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
^^ this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Is he gay?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
He's 6, I don't think he's anything

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Definitely gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Hey, why all the hostility?
Just joining in man, be cool man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Not hostile, man.
Just a joke! Did you not expect a reaction?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Look, we seem to be misunderstanding each other, let's start again
Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
hey two hats, how's your gay son?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I'm getting a 'reaction' just thinking about his gay son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Don't know about you but my gaydar's going off like a fucking klaxon here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
OI!
What's going on? Don't these people realise who I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I think maybe one of your hats has slipped and they forgot who you are.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
*straightens*
There we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Hey, guys!!!
Two Hats has turned up!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
MODS!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
B3TH!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
In the worst lecture ever, might riot.

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Get up and walk out.
Wink at the lecturer as you pass.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
+ your phone number

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
why not pay attention and learn something,
your lecturer has probably spentat least 20 mins sorting out the content for the lecture, and you're here on the internet fucking about. Kids these days, NO RESPECT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
And doesn't university cost loads of money these days?
*something about how people didn't waste money in my day*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Not if you plan a career in cleaning up childrens sick and piss.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Stop being such a fucking whiny cunt student.
if you don't like it, get a real job.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
What's your favourite sax solo (Yakketty Sax doesn't count)?
Mine is in 'The Wanderer' by Dion & The Belmonts. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I like the one in the live version of Portobella Belle by Dire Straits.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I am physically incapable of listening to Dire Straits.
Just the idea of listening to them brings me out in hives.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
TWISTING BY THE POOL!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
*retches*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
TELEGRAPH ROAD!!!
all 13 minutes of it
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
*pees blood*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8vPEjioirE
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Never Tear Us Apart - INXS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
That was by Joy Divsion, you r-tard

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
He's actually thinking of the song "When Worlds Collide" confusingly the key refrain is "love will never tear us apart"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
No, I'm thinking of the song Never Tear Us Apart by INXS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Tear_Us_Apart
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Anything by Fausto Papetti
this for example www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Weigfu2wQc
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I'm comin' down by Primal Scream.
Does John Coltrane count?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I would say that John Coltrane counts far more than any of the other suggestions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
in that case, all of Giant Steps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
that kings of leon one about the sax that's on fire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm stealing a ferry and becoming a pirate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
'I'm out of your jurisdiction'
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
OK, I'll admit it.
I can get a bit cocky when I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
You love a bit of cocky
you durrdy French bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Best plan of the day yet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Arrrrhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I'm fucking eating salad.
Second day on the trot now. Check me out, all healthy and stuff. I feel like one of those awful vegetarian gaylords, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I used to like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Actually this is a massive lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
The sky just got a little more overcast.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
You hide it well
but I know you are crying inside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I had an amazing venison and mushroom pie last night in Covent Garden
at that restaurant your mrs reccomended to me a while ago. I realy like that place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Oh aye, which one is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
To clarify, I meant, which restaurant.
I only have one missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
The one with brown curly hair.
Errr, I mean 32 great queens street, I know you only have one mrs.

*taps nose, points and winks*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
*winks back, makes low-key but clearly visible pistol motion*
That place is properly excellent isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Everything about it is good, the atmostphere, the drinks, the food and especially the staff
all the people working there really know what they're doing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
You never know there may be a steak on top of it, he is french.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I am going to force feed him corn when I see him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
alright Stunners, when are you in York?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Weekend o the 19th October mate.
I am going to the Blind Swine on Friday night, is it any good? Fancy a beer on the Saturday afternoon (supposing I can persuade the Mrs it's not wierd to meet people off t'internet!)?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah good luck with that. She's met me, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Oh dear.
That's that then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)
It's not weird in principal, but in this specific case, it is very weird.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
the Blind Swine eh?
A hipster haunt. Haven't had the tasting menu, the cocktails are alright, but the best thing is that they have a 'no racegoers' rule, so less cuntage, at least until I turn up.

No beer on tap, but they serve Auchentoshan.

But pint, yeah deffo. Which hotel are you staying in?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Haven't booked a hotel yet.
Any recommendations? Just needs to be clean and central.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Marmadukes is very nice.
Maybe ask Al though, he was in York fairly recently.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
are you taking diet tips from rachelswipe?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Have a look at the sort of people who wait in line to buy an iPhone
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/21/iphone_5_queue_london_launch_day/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
HAHAHA
page 2 "as customers escaped from their waiting pens and waddled the final metres into the store"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
did you get a new phone then?
Soz, not implying anything re. waddling etc, just I remembered a wee while back you were asking for phone recommendations.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
No, need to wait until the end of the year so there is enough money in the pot. I got a pay rise this month instead.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
wise choice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I think the wankers that work in the shops are worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
A whole bunch of them are going to get sacked this year.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Only just
They at least get paid to act all happy and stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Fuck that I started a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

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