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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Here's an end of day thread as that one was created one degree above still born
I am growing a beard, I'm not sure whether I'll keep it though as it might get too itchy. Tell me you facial/body hair stories.

alt: fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:31, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I got that when I grew my first ever beard.
I've trimmed it right the way back down to stubble now, though. Got bored.

Yeah, this thread's going to be miles better!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Fuck you frenchy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i'm not even going to reply in this thread

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I'm regretting replying now.
I feel ashamed. Dirty and ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)
That'll be the beard

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
too late

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Stopping shaving was a masterstroke.
My skin is like that of a pallid Victorian child, so not scraping blades over it every day was definitely the way forward.

I am unable to grow anything beyond a goatee though which is something of a shame. No ZZ Top action for Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Could you not pull your head hair forward and stcik it to you face?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Technically yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
When I grew a beard at the age of 24, it was ginger.
I thought it displayed my viking heritage, but in reality it looked like a load of ginger pubes.

My 'tache is now grey, with a hint of blonde, and is now 2 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
it's a wonderful age, is it reading yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Its barely house trained.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)
right, i'll be honest here
i sgrew a beard a few months back, i looked well cool. i shaved it off for an important meeting and didn't like that my face felt like play doh so i've grown it back and that was less than two weeks ago

what of it?
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I think he's bragging or something.
Or this is some kind of online cottaging.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I think he's updating the little pictures of us that he has in his /OT shrine in his loft.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
You is well a man and everything.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)
i don't know, it's itchier than the first time
and it felt like it was taking ages to grow back and then it was like 'foom!' and hairy
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I just look sleazy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i think i look older, and more harsh
i come across as more aggressive now, people treat me different
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
True enough.
What's that got to do with the question though?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I like the way he's implying that it's a beard that makes him look sleazy.
Apparently there aren't any mirrors at chez Stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Fucking mallets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I have a moustache,
I tried a different stly of moustache, i didn't like it, so i went back to the original moustache desgin. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
It doesn't really lend itself to epic tales and hilarity, this question, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
It might have done...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
They are a highly relatable subject.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Thing about that is, there aren't.
As a percentage of the total number of songs ever written, they must be a fraction of one per cent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
And ACTUALLY Superman could never ACTUALLY fly ACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Sometimes i wonder why we're friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
ACTUALLY there isn't a film called 'SUPERMAN ONE' so HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
dude,
calm.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
course he could, i saw it in a film

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I saw your mum fit an entire baby pig in her vagina in a film

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)
that film is the italian citizen kane

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)
BUNGA BUNGA OOOIIIIINK!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
theme from rainbow
over the rainbow
november rainbow
theme from 'rainbow: first blood'
rainbow come and we wanna go home

there's loads
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Here's one
"Up above the streets and houses
Rainbow climbing high
Everyone can see it smiling over the sky
Paint the whole world with a rainbow"
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)
purple rain-bow
i'm a rainbowing man
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
That red and yellow and pink and green one
clearly written by someone with pink/orange colourblindness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
paint a rainbow
sing a rainbow
she's a rainbow
rainbow in the dark
double rainbow song
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
You won't make it to 20.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)
i'm 36!

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
no wait, 34?

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
35?

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
oh HO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Type 2 Diabetes will finish him off way before then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I should have just asked this as my main question

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I've had a beard for most of my adult life
I shaved it off for a holiday about 10 years ago as I didn't have a beard in my passport photo and didn't want any trouble. Then I grew it back and renewed my passport with a bearded picture.

So now I can't shave it off if I want to go away again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
when did you renew it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Mmmm... 2006

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
is it a fancy biometric doodad?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Nope
Are you suggesting I just glue a beardless picture over the top of it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
did you miss?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
no, you belly-wobble,
If it's biometric it won't matter if you shave your beard off.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Oh, well it isn't, so...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)
You do realise that you can shave or grow facila hair and not have to renew your passport?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
he needs his for noncing though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I wished to avoid any delays at passport control
in case I got an arsy borderguard. Plus it seemed like it would be amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I had a beard and glasses when I went on holiday in August.
I don't have either in my passport.

I was held up for ten minutes whilst they tried to decide whether I was the guy in the photo or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)
^^This

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Did they have to play a round of "Guess Who" to determine your identity?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
"Is he a motherfucker?"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)
"did he immediately surrender to your authority?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)
"Does he have the pallid complexion of someone who lives in a damp basement?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
"Is he wearing a stripy t-shirt?"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
"Has he built a defenesive wall of suitcases that can easily be circumnavigated by entering him through the Netherlands and Belgium?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I can top this
When I first went to the US, the chap handed me my passport (pic from when I was 16) saying, 'this is a lady's passport sir'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Mmmmmmmbop
Were you in poptastic family fun group Hanson as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I was the fourth, secret member

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Yeah, because you were dark haired, bearded
and a good ten years older than the rest. It'd have looked like three wholesome American teens and their creepy paedo uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Ted Danson, Steve Gutenberg and Tom Selleck’szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I was 27 when my first passport expired.
In the preceding ten years, my face had changed almost unrecognisably. In the latter two years I did a lot of travelling to Canada to see the ex. Sometimes via the US.

The amount of bag searches that passport generated was fucking embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I don't have a beard.





yet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
women beards and hairy face moles freak me right out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Wait till I'm 50, then I'll come roud and freak you out with my massive old lady beard.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
"ladybeard" sounds a bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I saw your mums ladybeard last night, it had a family of possums living in it and I think they were smoking crack and makng racist comments

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is entirely possible if possums live underground in graveyards
and can talk and take drugs.

Are you sure it was the possums that were smoking crack?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:55, Reply)
They might have been racoons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)
that sounds more likely
they have those little hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
opossumopossumopossumraCOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
'special needs' sounds a bit rude.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I didn't really say that
I just said "Yes", and they said "Oh."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I gonna have nightmares now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Some days I miss the handlebar...
but not when I don't have to waste time combing it before work, or when I kiss a girl and don't get a mouthful of my face-pubes.

it did look good, but I mdon't think I'm going back.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Do you not look like Philleas Fogg anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)
not even as much as I ever did
which wasn't much. short red mohawk, trimmed goatee and moustasch
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)
He has a Passport Too I heard

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Wotcha Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Yo, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)
You still at work?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)
nice one
Can someone help me with film/cleaning product puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Thats a Negative from me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)
nice try but I meant film as in movies

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)
:(
BULLY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)
nah, this is an important work thing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)
REELy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)
OK
How many videographers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. What do you think the gain is for?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)
*dances like nobody is watching*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Nobody IS watching.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Or reading

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)
I'm as smooth as a babies bottom
Apart from the hairy bits that is. HTH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)
just once my lady waxer got the wax stuck somewhere neither of us wanted it to be
i could tell she was panicking, and eventually i was left with what can only be described as a werewolf bite.

i never went to that salon, ever ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)
*Drinks mind bleech*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)
until you've had hot wax stuck to the most delicate part of your body
with a panicking sweating elderly asian lady tugging at it in vain for about an hour, you don't know what mind bleach is for
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)
you say that like you've never paid for such things.....

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)
she had the nerve to say "i will only charge you for the leg wax"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)
I trust you had her horsewhipped.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Please make her stop, My delicate mind can't handle the images
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)
imagine a vampire shark bite

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)
No stop please
That’s just cruel and unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I don't get it.
I am way too innocent for this sort of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)
are you saying
you want pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)
Words and Pictures

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)
End of the day. All gone home!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Not fair I've got here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)
They are like that, this lot.
Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Sorry to disagree
But cunts have a use TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)
still here for four minutes

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)
79 days 56 Mins and counting LOLZ
Wotcha CQ
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)
See u Sat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)
doubt it, I am both skint and have other stuff to do
vaguely possible though
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Cool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)
NO ONE EVAH INVITES ME

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)
*invites*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Stop being nice
Can Barry be my plus 1?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)
alright wankaz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Plum me old
Did you sort that floor out?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Was it an oak floor?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Victorian mosaic tile.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Quarry Tiles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)
not quarry tiles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)
Yes Quarry Tiles

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Better than Oak floors
I'll let PD tell you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:03, Reply)
kind of
But stripping wallpaper at the mo.

Got Brodinski playing proper 303 techno on the stereo right now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Feck that don't strip to motion you'll have no plaster left

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Not home yet.
You nob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)
Luther vandross
A house is not a home
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:10, Reply)
I can grow a beard scarily quickly
This is good as I hate shaving
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)
Dredlock Holiday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)
I don't like cricket

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)
OHHHHH NOOOOO?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)
I love it
I don't really
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)
Vegimite sammich is the answer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)
bleugh!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)
In the Navy
Twas the best sammich EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Village People lesser knownzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)
you got it, at least

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:18, Reply)
Y-M-DYAAKY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:19, Reply)
YMDA
YMDA, Young man
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I love vegimite

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Do you hate cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Its okay

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:22, Reply)
AHHHH ARRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
I think Monty should get Captain Cavy to crochet him a pair of slippers
specifically these slippers: www.etsy.com/listing/108449743/pattern-for-tiger-1-tank-panzer?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:19, Reply)
LIC, sorry I ment to gaz you back mate

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)
BUT YOU DIDNT DID YOU
THREE HOURS I WAITED IN THAT RESTAURANT CLUTCHING A BOUQUET OF WILTING ROSES
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:24, Reply)

A BOUQUET OF WILTING ROSES MY WEEPING COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:25, Reply)
I felt sore from the meeting we had.
Cheap skate only wan'ts me dry 8(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:27, Reply)
lube up with your own spunk before hand next time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:27, Reply)
EWWWWWW
Typical Cavy spoils the romance
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Excellent for goosestepping into Poland.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Its wonderful for those drafts in the lebbensrelm

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
I would buy those with actual money

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
hahaha
that is quite a crochet pattern
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
I think I might go to the pub later.
More news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:24, Reply)
HAPPY BELATED B-DAY YOU OLD FART

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Thanks very much.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:43, Reply)
YW but new thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:43, Reply)

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