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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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crate digging is thirsty work.
No Public Enemy so far, but two Primal Scream records.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:28, 177 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I used to have the 45 of 'Loaded'.
Tru st0ry br4h.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)
OMG!! I've got the Dixie Narco EP!!!
Primals gang, right here!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I just bought the Stuka remixes
And Crystal Crescent/ Velocity Girl
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I don't know what this means.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
this is because you are homosexualese

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Velocity Girl is the era I like best.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Vanishing Point through to Evil Heat for me.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I liked Sonic Flower Groove when it came out, even though it's a bit lavender.
They had that Byrds thing off pat.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Loaded is shite
Over-rated, over-played and shite
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Yayyy!!!!
DOWN IT! DOWN IT! DOWN IT!
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)
+ and also the work of Andrew Weatherall, not PS

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)
To my knowledge Peter Shilton wasn't even in the studio at the time.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Most Creation Records artists at that time employed at least one member of the 1986 World Cup squad.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I thought everyone knew that.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Monty showing his musical ignorance once again.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Fuck off you only know Joe Le Taxi and Plastic Bertrand.
And a) he was Belgian and b) didn't even sing that song
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
C'est sa vie

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
*sings*
If you fucked Tina, clap your hands
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Still poo

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Isn't it 'Still D.R.E'?
Bit racist even for a northerner.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm trying to fit in

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Well it's not working, 'Moaty'

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
AH CANNAE SEE why not
Err, man
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Have you noticed how the gospel choir at the end of Moving On Up appear to be singing "What a shite song"?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
no.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Insightful

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
crate digging?
Primal scream?
Rubbish
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
U IZ AN GAY!!

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I'm drinking a cup of tea and listening to just a minute

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
See, I don't think this shameless stomp has done anything for either of us.
You've just confused people and now they aren't posting in either thread.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I'm eating chickpea channa and I've had 3 pints of Peroni
All is now good with the world
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Yay!!!!

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Druncle sportscow!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)
*rubs hands together*

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
He's fallen asleep at his desk, hasn't he?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wha?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I need MOAR chickpea
and Peroni
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I think you done a tautology up there.
Chana is the Hindi word for chick peas.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Fuck do I know?
There was a big bowl marked chickpea channa, so I ate it
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
and my fucking ologies are all taut, THANK YOU.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
He means chana massala the great flid.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
It was made by an Indian girl and marked up by her
The fucking dozy brown bitch
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Alright Noel?
Were you expecting more efficient service from her?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Yeah

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
She's being very inefficient
I've asked her for the recipe and she's not got back to me yet
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
It's got chick peas in it.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)
You appear to have mistakenly set your reply up as a new thread.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
+ shit

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
And mine was set to be a corker and all.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I had several lol-worthy replies for yours
but there's no point now this showboating metrosexual lipstick lesbian has stomped you. Nobody bothers with the stomped thread.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
It's not even like he stuck around to participate either.
No wonder everyone hates him.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
The indignity of being stomped by a size six cornflower blue espadrille.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)
All I'm saying is he'd better stay on the right side of the law.
He does *not* want to get sent down.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
If he does, I think we should chip in for a 'soap on a rope' for him.
Might save his life.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I am still here you know.
And I DO NOT wear lipstick.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Sorry, Susan.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
His name is not Susan
So watch what you say
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Bet you wear 'guyliner' though

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
probably black nail polish an all.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Wot a fackin WOOFTAH.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
He and Darth are 'flesh tunnels' buddies. That's what I heard.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Spicey pizza, a couple of peronis and now on the bus home listening to GZA
Good times
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
What the fuck is spivey pizza?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
It's what an iPhone thinks is spicey

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
OK
Pizza and red wine is on order for this evening
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Winner, I shall be making spivey fried noodles with teriyaki sauce this evening
I'm thinking Chenin Blanc to go with it
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)
you're worse than.... you get the idea.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Liquid Swords?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Yep

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Unlucky - try Immodium Plus.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I had a feeling that was a trap, but it's the only album I have

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Me too,
There's a Part II isn't there? Never heard it though.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I saw Gza a couple of times. He's excellent live.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Did he strip?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I have just eaten at McDonalds. I now feel dirty & shamed.
And a bit sick.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I do hope it's terminal

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)
It probably is.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Dude. I had chicken and butternut squash slow cooker stew. Delicious but overcooked so a bit ‘Cow & Gate’ but still lovely.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I cooked 3 chicken drumsticks over night on wednesday
There was very little left in the morning
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)
What did you expect?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
It was accidental, I forgot they were in there
Luckily the oven was only set to 4
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Not a big fan of butternut squash.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Well it's no 'McChicken Sandwich' I suppose.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I'm sick of this
Getting flirted with by the fit waitress.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)
hahahaha! oh fuck, where to begin?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
First left, second right, up JIMMY HILL and you're there.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)
srsly

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)


(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Heh heh

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Would.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Let me break down the TRU SCIENCE for you.
She's thinking 'that ageing Metal Mickey emospazz in the turquoise guyliner seems really unthreatening. I've never had a gay BFF before, I bet it's loads of fun swapping nail varnish tips and stuff. I wonder if he wants to go to a sadcore gig with me? I bet he writes poetry'
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)
first time a woman hasn't literally vomited in his face and he thinks it's flirting.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Or she's a lizard and thinks he's David Icke

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
The way she sighed with boredom and said 'that'll be £3.99 please' TOTES means he's WELL IN.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
that lip curl and slight shake of the head.
fuck, she's probably ruined her pants.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
It'd be like opening a can of shook up Coke in there

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I mean, a waitress smiling and being polite? at work?
nah, she must be a total slut who wants it.
dozer: prick, lolcool, deejay, rapist.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
She wants a tip

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Perhaps she just wants a tip.
Perhaps she fancies him.

More importantly, who the fuck cares?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
The metalwork is out.
Suited and booted.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
braces?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
do braces do it for you?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I'm not sure where to go here.
he's a gay?
more internet lies?
it's probably a sheep?
fuck off to QOTW?
honda accord justice?
you beakering shitcunt fail?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)
That's a good thing, isn't it?
Also, going back to the original question, are you one of those cool people, who try out the music in the shop? On the shop's decks?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)
unless I know the music already, yes.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)
dowload mp3's, it's much better.
records are shit.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I know this.
But I have to 'look cool' in front of 'chicks'.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)
yeah, I think you'll need more than west end girls on vinyl

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I have, ironically enough, Like a Virgin as well.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Sometimes, he's better off dead

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Fair play,
Can you do all the 'scratchy stuff' too? Or are you after collector's items?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I don't scratch.
When I DJ I play techy breakbeat or hip hop. I also collect.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)
My scratching is ropey as fuck these days.
I would have been OK before about '86. By the late 80s people were way better than I'll ever be. DJ Mo who was Silver Bullet's DJ, and the Hijack DJs were fucking brilliant.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)
^This right here, new shittest most bent post on OT.
fucking hell. WORSE. THAN. NAKERS.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I'm going to start talking about car brakes again
I SWEAR TO GOD
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
NooooooOOOOOoOOOOOooooo

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Discs or drums?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Nice one too,
Is it getting harder to get the vinyl, or is it okay? - I'm asking since I no longer buy music to hold in the physical sense - I'm interested in how downloads have affected vinyl.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Vinyl sales - and production - are growing each year.
The availability and thus prices of older stuff gets tougher.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Interesting
*not taking the piss*
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
depends
CDJs are standard in clubs now, even for DnB and Technics are disappearing.

Some DJs still play vinyl- Craig Richards, Weatherall and Sven Vath all do, but except for purists it's gone. House and techno etc is all about playing the latest releases and if labels have gone digital only then what can you do?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Fair enough,
That's all I have to say.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
where is the question?
maybe that's what you should have tatt'd on yourself. and a prince albert in the shape of a question mark.

i've been reading with a small child in a deprived school. said child was left-handed, and wrote all its letters backwards, but they still came out the right way round.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Lefties are geniuses...

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)
this^

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Absolutely, I wish I was left handed.
My old man and a bunch of his brothers are and they are all incredibly skillful 'with their hands'
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I am, so is my daughter.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Haha, I bet she is.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
So you are, truly, the white Jimi Hendrix,

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

the white Jimi Hendrix a bender
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You do make me laugh Tangled.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I'm sure I've told this story before but we managed to convince a mate that Hendrix was a white guy in a mask
as he was too nervous to perform without it
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
It looks as though I'll be at Needoos for around 5.45ish tomorrow, if I can work out your crazy underground system.
Save some popadoms for me.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I am and so is my son

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I imagine your look of disgust the whole time.
like a fat cruella deville.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
She ate all the Dalmations.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Eating 101

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i thought it was de vil
so that it spelled devil.

maybe i could teach you how to read? in return for a deep fried mars bar, naturally.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)
YOU LEAVE MMPSY'S "DEEP FRIED MARSBAR" ALONE

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
sorry
i didn't realise his boyfriend was the jealous type
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
i'd eat his deep fried mars bar any day of the week
and i'd be bloody grateful
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
We should go back to the days when kids like that
got beaten until they learned how to write with the correct hand.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Left hand strapped behind their back until they can do it properly.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I am wankidextrous

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Lies on both hands till they go numb

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I always tell my hands the truth

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)
YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I have a PA already
And no tattoos. Soz.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
what has your secretary got to do with it?

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
She has a cockring

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)
PA as in Prince Albert.

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)
pricks

(, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

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