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I dug out that skratch shit for Monty.When was the last time you, dear reader, did something for an unmet internet homosexualist?
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that's more gay than dozer.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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I once sent a DVD to an internet stranger, I don't know whether they were a homosexual.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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would you still have sent it to them if they were?not sure what difference it makes to be honest, I think dozer is being a cunt.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:01,
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i dunno man, It's not something I consider when making connections with internet strangers, I'm not a bigot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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so what you're saying is that dozer is certainly a cunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:03,
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yeah, I think I really am.I'm sad that it's true, but his homophobia is just going to always come between us.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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I reckon he fire bombs gay parades but wanks over gay porn.what a fucking prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:07,
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I wank over firebombingsKeeps the scrotum hairs neat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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dunno man, you're the one acting like a bigot.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:06,
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I popped a bot dog in the post for you just this morning!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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all fucking lah dee da this one.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:11,
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too good for mould? fucking hipster.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:13,
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he's got a smiley acid face in the middle of it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:18,
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I have special toaster that burns a moustache onto it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:18,
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can I have a copy?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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ah'll batter you wi mah walloper!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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it's at this point that i would like to stop nowbefore it gets too silly
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HELP MAH BOAB!!!this is JUST like walking down any street here.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:26,
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you know what, only the two least prickish people here have repliedi like this place a little more now
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Morning!I've sent my favourite /ot poster a bunch of presents over the last couple of years. I'm yet to meet him, because he's a henpecked cowardly bender who isn't allowed out without his missus.
So, what have YOU done for ME lately?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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I'm as well as I'm going to get today.Which is to say, shit. I want to go back to bed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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yeah, a jumper made of your pubes.stop stalking people you mental old bat.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:23,
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you could have at least washed them first.I had to point out it wasn't a snowflake pattern.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:26,
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I've done the b3ta Randomburn the past 3 yearsSending a CD of random tunes to 5 random people, that's fun. Just one year I'd like to get 5 back, though, the idle shites.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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was that you?yeah, I don't like steps, jive bunny or boyzone.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:38,
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Did you find the secret track atthe end?it was just 12 minutes of LiC slapping his cock balls back and forth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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no, I had the track of him crying and eating what sounded like pizza.I think he was doing I will survive, not sure though.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:40,
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I made home made pizza on staurday night, totes the way forward(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:43,
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if your pizza makes a noiseit might just be a rat nailed to some stale bread.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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surely someone can sort out some sort of online file sharing instead of posting cds?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:38,
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But physical things are nicer and show some effort is put inalso you can put other stuff in the envelope like postcards or sweets or pubes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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Like I'm giving anyone off the interenet my addressI have a child to protect from these nonce-aholics
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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I used to like Randomburn.The last time I did it, I sent out 11 CDs, and got four back.
Excellent result, I thought.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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People are cunts, aren't they?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:50,
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I have!was feeling a bit iffy yesterday though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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I ended up drinking a wide selection of cocktails with 30 lezzas. On top of the Needoos experience & cider.My guts were dreadful yesterday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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You made it to the lesbians then?How were they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Did everyone get their lube back or does Rakky still have it all?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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Me too. I have rallied so that I only feel "shagged out".
Why didn't I book today off?
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I did.No work today! Watched the golf last night on the BBC and have had a lazy start to the day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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I watched the golf and went to bed at 12.30. I might have a cleansing lunchtime drink to blow the cobwebs away.
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So, you're now clinging on to your thirties by your fingernails.How's that going for you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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Really well thanks. I can feel my anger at "the young" rising as the days go by.
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Makes a change from your cock rising at "the young", you filthy nonce.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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No change, Tangers. Anger and my cock rising are directly and inextricably linked.
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or maybe you're just EXTREMELY stupid and naiveand anyone with half a brain would know not to send 11 CDs to people they've never met?
probably
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It's never done Amazon any harm.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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You're implying that a river can be gay?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:13,
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especially as these days you could create an online playlist somewhere and go'here, listen to that'
probably
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I saw this every year, I'd like for them to do a Random DVD, where you put a film or a few telly shows onto a disk in the same way.Or even a £5 RandomGift would be cool too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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And nobody ever does a randomcd anyway, they always choose the songs.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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This morning was fine until I read this thread now I have a headache :(
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