Just spent five minutes trying unsuccessfully to log in because I forgot about my great new name.
Good morning one and all.

Good weekend? Shit weekend?

Alt: good week ahead? Shit week ahead?

I've got a really fucking great gig to go to this Weds, other than thaT (OK, Q?), meh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:20, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's hardly a shock, you're a fucking idiot at the best of times.
Morning Monty.

Good thanks, spent it in Leeds with the missus, went to wander round 'Tropical World' and the park by it, nice way to waste a few hours.

Alt: Probably shit, still trying to keep my drinking down, eating well, and exercising. Also, I'm doing fuck all pretty much all week.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Alright AA.
My kid demanded (genuinely) I took her into town to show her Jimi Hendrix's old flat on Brook Street. That was good. Went to a cheese and wine thing on the South Bank and then up to Ruislip for dinner with one of Lusty's old pals. Spicy lamb heart kebabs and way too much booze. Yeserday was a writeoff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Sounds all good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I felt like I had radiation sickness yesterday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

have you been to Jumbo records and Nation of Shopkeepers yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Not yet, it's currently a rather annoying trend that I seem to be there mid-month, when I'm absolutely skint.
Trying to swap it round so that when I'm in Leeds I actually have cash, and I'm a bit skinter when she comes to Macc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Shit weekend.
Epilepsy kicked in big style.

This week will hopefully be quiet, but dominated by waiting to hear some important news.*


* mind your own business you bunch of nosy tossers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Unlucky, mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Feeling a lot better today. First time in a couple of years it's happened so can't complain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Starting to regret buying you a strobe for Xmas now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

There's plenty of stuff here to chose from instead
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=Jimmy+Saville&_sacat=0&_from=R40
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I just did a proper lol at the Savile jokes thread on /talk from last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Apparently there was a child porn 'scandal' on /board over the weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Alt: I've got this week off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

u r bent x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I got some new whisky
And I need to take a week off before Xmas. I've looked out all that gay porn for you and I'll get it in the post this week. New Godspeed album out today as well.

GOOD TIMES!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:44, Reply)

It's a sad state of affairs when Jim Jones Revue release a new LP and I cannae afford to buy it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

oh man, bleak times :'(
I got a bottle of Bruichladdich 10 year old, if that helps?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

It sure does!!!!!!!!*



*wanker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

it's well nice
I love a 10 year old laddie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I don't quite know how to put this, but here goes...
Let's just say the two-day marinating period that 'joke' has undergone since you last posted it has not, ah, how shall we put this....'improved its flavour'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I think we all do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I found out the name of a fucking brilliant late 80s hip hop record that's been bugging me for ages.
'Stitch by Stitch' by RON B.

Thank me later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

oh GREAT.
I've found a copy for sale - a snip at a mere £454.00
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Chompy!
*shakes head*

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19940942
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

'Vandals', you say.
If it came out that it was a lolironic 'Banksy' they'd be heralding it as a masterpiece of social criticism ART.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I think they look cool
ZOMBIECOW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Good weekend
House viewings on Saturday and have a potential place earmarked. OUt on Saturday night for Mexican food and beers, visit to the Sea Life centre to see the seals being fed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Morning 'Monty'
Not bad, took the kids swimming and played some football with my youngest (the first of the youngest three to show any interest in the game whatsoever).

My tickets arrived for the Sparks gig at the Barbican at the end of the month. Got train tickets there and back for £13 so now I just need to find a club to keep warm in till the 8am train home.

Alt: Don't know yet, probably dull and shit.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I've never really understood Sparks.
There's something clever going on, for sure, but it's just not my kind of weird, I think.

PS 'alright' 'Bill'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I was a big fan in my early teens when I heard one of their greatest hits cds
Since then I know they've kept going but I haven't paid any great attention to them. I think I just fancied a day out in the capital. I'm going to check out the Bank of England museum and have a tour of the Freemasons Hall in Covent Garden. Being a lifelong skinflint I love all the free stuff you can do in London.

KOKO in Camden looks to be open till around 4am on a Friday night/Saturday morning so I might head there after the gig. Anyone know if it's any good?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Full of fucking students.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Morning
You know what? The weekend was alright.
Nothing spectacularly exciting went on, but then nothing really bad happened.
I ate some nice food, drank some nice beer and smoked some nice weed.
Other than that it was just the usual round of mundane domestic duties.

Alt: as for the week ahead - if I can maintain this level of mediocrity, I'll be doing ok.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

that's better
how is everybody?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Soz, Q. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)

so you should be, you just forced me to delete
and now the whole threadcount is off, try not to 'than than' again please
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I could have coped with the slight typing error, but I can't handle this inaccurate post count.
So yeah, thanks for ruining this whole thread for me, q.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Morning Chompy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

you're right, i am deeply sorry

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

S'ok, I can never stay mad at you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

i'm proper mad me!
odd socks and everything!
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Watch out, Kev - there's a new kerrazy kid in town!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

i'm not even really wearing odd socks
i have done though
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I actually am!!! One grey - the other one black!!!!!
One way ticket to Waqqqistan, please!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

i don't believe it
crazy days
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

morning dickbag.
Good weekend in that I finished allll my notes and now I'm just doing practice questions. Bad weekend in that I didn't really leave the house. Good week ahead in that I move house on saturday. Bad week in that I have two exams this week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Sorry morning WHO?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

world health organisation?

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Just trying out a new insult, you're the lucky first.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

+dickbag

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You dag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

can't even log in properly, just kill yourself now.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Morning hippy.
I went to an arty poetry thing on Saturday, about the relationship between poetry and violence. A bit Bill Burroughs, where the stuff was cut up and randomly assembled, digitally. Cultured or what? Sunday was another arty thing, a guy from the Super Furry Animals and an artist doing things in a museum. Then the pub.
Who's playing Wednesday? And also, why the name change?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Weds is Jeru the Damaja, Sadat X and DJ Doo Wop from the Bounce Squad.
This is where everyone scoffs and says I'm making them up but these are three fucking great performers and I am v excited.

I changed my name because it's Halloween. wwWWWoooOOOOooooOOOOOooo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'v herd grat tings abut tem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Morning "Monty"
The weather was lovely at the weekend, so mostly consisted of walks and pub lunches.
Now it's pissing down, and darker than one of Vag's "novels", so normal service has been resumed. I have to buy a fridge later on, rock and roll.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

*devil horns*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

"Excellent! "
*air-guitars*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

i committed a cliche b3ta crime at the weekend
i always ignore the instruction to wear gloves when chopping chillies. this particular stir-fry got a whole bag of mixed chillies, including 2 habanero bastards. i must have rubbed my nose or mouth or something, because i quite literally felt as if i had bent down and put half my face into the gas burner. and it hurt like fire for about an hour. fucking retarded.

at least i didn't rub my cock, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

cos you havn't got/can't get one!

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)

how is single life, darling?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

i may or may not have spent yesterday with a charming lady

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

what, she brought a snake?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

i'm not the most elegant of gentleman

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I like your mum too, she really is charming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

she bloody well is not
the woman has all the subtlety of an air raid
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

And the flange of an Anderson shelter.
That's part of her charm, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Just take your "bunker-buster" with you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I named that affliction 'taco bell'
BECOS I AM WELL FUNNY.

How were the nephs/nieces?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

super-super-super cute
my nephew was asked to write about the most special person he knew. nearly all his class wrote about batman or spiderman or something. he wrote about his auntie swipe (he called me the cola kid "because she loves diet coke more than anything"). and NO, he did NOT think it meant special in the window-licking sense. it was a lovely day.

how was yours, did you have fun with the monty-clone??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

It was great, she was genuinely excited to see 'Jimi's house'.
I then got super-twisted on excellent wine, home made limoncello and Grolsch. Felt like DEATH all of yesterday, never even got dressed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

At least you didn't knock one in straight after, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

well, yeah
it is normally the first thing i do after braving dead carcass to cook an animal stir-fry. phew.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I know I do.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Elvislols

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I've been posting an a different forum.
I might leave forever.

We had a fucking terrible Sunday at the Pub, absolute fucking chaos. Fucking student cunts.
This week should be ok I reckon, who knows, it's always hard to tell.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Don't you dare leave, Winders.
YOU HEAR ME?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Pardon?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I SAID oh never mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

It's alright,
it's not really a forum for hanging around and chatting. I'll stay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Thank fuck.
You're one of the good ones, WP - perhaps the only good one. These other pricks are well shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Did they wave their credit cards loudly at you, before their parents bought them a house and car?
Just love students.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

There was 1 case of "I'm going to ring my daddy" from a girl who was dressed as if someone had described to her what a farm hand dressed like,
then decided to accesorise with some of the most garish and over the top jewelerry and make up I have ever seen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Weekend was tip-top.
Much drinking, sport and good food.

This week will probably be OK. Probably. Bit heavy on work for my liking, as always.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I made chilli sauce with my home-grown 'Basket of fire' chillis
I may have to see if I can tame it a tad. Still tastes a bit 'raw' but I'm sure it'll mature in the bottle - if it doesn't etch through it.
Other than that, I had a bostin' dinner Saturday night, a fun time Sunday and a home-cooked Chinese meal on Sunday night.
The outlook for this week is mostly 'meh', with occasional outbreaks of 'whatever'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You can tame chillis with sugar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)