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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once got told I look like Daniel Day Lewis.
What pop star or actor do you most resemble?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
You're such a prick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
You're such a moon-faced sex offender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Vanity is the number one personality trait for rapists by the way Dizzle

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Vanity comes in many forms, Chompo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
yours is the "get into the vanity"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
you prick, I found that funny.
Because I can't drive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Bob Marley

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
The resemblance is uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
You're no Whaler Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
you like your doughnuts
WITH JAM IN!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)
The blonde girl off of Fresh Meat
I'm playing with my Welsh foofoo as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Surely that should be ffooffoo

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Shhh I'm llady ffwapping

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
From the unreleased episode of Porky Pig

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
so you look like a spastic that can only move one foot?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
yes.
I was mid-belm at the time, discussing John Berger's Ways of Seeing and how it's profoundly affected societal discourse in the FMCG sphere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
You should delete this post
as it makes you look like a knob x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
it's not actually true bbz
But I am an admirer of John Berger's work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I've been told i look like a little like whats her name off How I met your Mother.
Not the little one, the one who is "Canadian".
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
was the person who said that:
1. an idiot
2. blind
3. trying to get into your pants
4. blind drunk
5. all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It was battered

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
so 5 then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
so 1 and 4 then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
1. No.
2. I don't even know if he wears glasses.
3. No.
4. No.
5. Fuck You.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
My wife thinks I look like Dexter
I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I LOVED you in 'Press Gang'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Dexter Fletcher?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Nah Dexter of the TV show of the same name

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
You're too slow slow
Hush hush, Dozey-doe
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
An American man on the tube once asked me if I actually was Mark Manning (Zodiac Mindwarp).
I said no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
You should have told him you were Gary Oldman

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
I was once mistaken for Midge Ure :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Midge 'it' MORE LIKE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
you tedious tweed-wearing ponce
TTMFJ!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Has anyone said Jimmy Savile, yet?
Cause that would be really funny.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I was told, when I was 16, that I looked like Donny Osmond
I don't now.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)
So which "Top TV Star" Nonced up the 14 year old boy then?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Alan Carr

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Gaz Top
The answer's in the question.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Someone from Eastenders, who was 16 at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Was the kid 14 at the time or 14 now because it makes a difference I say

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Dunno, let's lock him up and let his fellow inmates decide.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150213/EastEnders-star-Joshua-Pascoe-arrested-connection-alleged-sexual-assault.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I wouldn't coun't him as "top"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
jimmy savile yet

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I used to get David Badiel a lot.... :(
Most recently Dave Grohl not sure where then came from, but I think we can all agree I am a right ugly bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
It has been repeatedly pointed out that I resemble certain famous people.
However, since I find neither of them particularly flattering, I am keeping schtum. SO THERE.

Oh ok fine, Billie Piper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)
YES>
It's all in the nose. And mouth. and the boobies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
so you're saying kroney looks like an ugly woman?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I'd totally sleep with Billie Piper.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
mutant retard babies, though
what with you being genetically too similar, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
She's hot, shut up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
well, chris evans agrees with you.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Hahahahhahahahah!
Swindon Mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Also: As Mumpso pointed out: Chris Evans' sloppy seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
as far as ugly women go I'd pity her in the arse, fanny then hair while she was asleep

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Francois Mitterand
Charles de Gaulle
Baudelaire
ETC ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
obelix

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)
No, not that one. I look more like that other one
wossisname?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
No, not that one. The other one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Getafix?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
No, not that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
wankadix?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Kroneysuxdix?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Spastix?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
That makes Nakers Bentspastix

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Or "faire une pipe"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Okay, so I'm working with a French dude,
His name is Tristan. Now that would be a bit crap if he was English, but he's French, so it makes it cool - what do you think?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I think 'nah'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Catherine Zeta Jones

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I used to quite fancy you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Thanks very much!
Was it in my 'Darling Buds of May' days?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
You made my winky feel funny when you were in that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
How about now?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
a drunk man once called me macauley culkin
But I've seen a drunk man get into a phone booth thinking it was a bus so I'm not sure they're reliable
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
I always imagined you looked like chris packham.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I knobbed Chris Packham's cousin once /ac

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
oh yeah? what's his name?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
a /talker claimed to have knobbed micahela strachen once

now we just need to find someone that got fingered by nutkins
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
frank has photos!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I thought it was well known that Strachan fingered baldmonkey's bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Battered reminds me of the guy that plays the DEA agent in Breaking Bad.
Also: Roy Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

:(
(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Oh man you look like '404 not found'?
Harsh, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
if ixed it you mean bastard

(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
oh right, no i didn;t
EDIT now try
(quintsy, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I thought you were gorgeous though

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYS!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
in Thursday news
The Resident Loon won the QOTW.

Congratulations to Monty on his epic pisstaking on that story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I'm like a stubby Adam Richman.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Duff Goldman, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
He annoys the fuck out of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I've been told either Gerard Way or David Tennant (but only when he's completely insane)
Both are quite clearly bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
tenant is slim for one thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I look nothing like Elvis Costello.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I used to get told I looked like Nicholas Lyndhurst (circa Butterflies)
I have also been unfavourably compared with Rod Hull.
More recently CQ said I look like Catweasle.
I find none of this flattering - the overwhelming message here appears to be that I am not attractive :'(
This is also my answer to mmps' thread.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
My wife did tell me recently that I no longer look that much like Lyndhurst though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I look like Craig McClochlin with AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
McLaughlin
Also McLaughlin Colclough, or whatever his name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
edmund
his name is edmund
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
rap superstar k swizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
You wanna live large?
A big house? 5 cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
*Screams*
KKKKKKKkKKkKKKKKRrrRrRRRRrRRRRRiiIIssSSSssSSSSStTTTTTTTTTTTtTTTiiIIIInNNNNNNNeEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Faints*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I've been told numerous times that I look like Alexander Armstrong

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I've been told by nearly everyone I've ever met that this thread is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I've never met you Chocho, but I agree with all those that have.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
mine was better.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
It made me utterly miserable when Dozer threadstomped you.
I cried like a girl and thought about cutting myself.
Then I wrote a poem about Richey from the Manic Street Preachers and sent it to the NME.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
"you stole the sun from my arse" by tangles, aged 34 1/3

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Dunno.
When I was still in school a mate's mum wanted to paint me naked because she reckoned I looked like "A young Bob Geldof".
She was a hippy and did a LOT of MASSIVE DRUGS though.
I certainly look fuck all like him now.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)

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