so, who else is doing Movember?
My team have raised nearly a grand already, we're going for 2500 by the end of the month.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 7:56, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No
I give to quite a few charities but I refuse to make myself look more of a cunt by growing a shitty nonce 'tache
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:09, Reply)

yes, raising money for research into prostate and testicular cancer
Is the mark of a prize prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Doing it by growing a shitty slug
on your top lip is...

just donate some fucking money if you care about something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

It's an opportunity to be all 'hey everyone look at me, doing something GREAT for charity, aren't I ace, even though this makes me look like an even bigger cunt than usual'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

When do I get the money?
I'm not being ungrateful or anything but I could really do with it now.

The proportion of my salary which is handed out to despotic African regimes to pay for gold-plated helicopters for their senior ministers is more than enough charity work for me, I reckon. Fuck the lorrovem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:21, Reply)

when you succumb to man cancer
Soz to be the bearer etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Oh WHAT? That's SO UNFAIR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I am certain that this excellent question throws open a wide sphere of conversation
which should keep the board locked in a balletic dance of debate up until lunchtime - if not beyond!

Oh no hang on a minute it just says 'are you growing a moustache?' Good one Britass you cornflower blue spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:31, Reply)

I fucked a chubby girl once
But I don't like talking about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Morning "Captain Ahab"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:37, Reply)

'Captain Gay-hab' MORE LIKE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:38, Reply)

No
I find even a day without a shave uncomfortable.

I shall be offering my support to those doing it by pointing and laughing in the time-honoured fashion.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Stopping shaving improved my life immeasurably.
Best thing I've ever done (apart from your mum up the Bourneville Boulevard, obv.)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

By making you look less like your Crimewatch e-fit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I've never had so much as a police caution in my life, you cheeky cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Straight to fines or custody everytime for you, huh?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

He loves prison. Particularly the showers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

It's the only time he gets a wash to be fair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

+cock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I already have a full beard.
I can't make my moustache grow any quicker for the month of November.
I am sure that the few remaining female b3tans will have lots to say on this topic though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

It's all part of Britass's olive branch of inclusion plan.
Think of a question which can be replied to in a single word, and which excludes one half of the human race. Wonderful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Not quite half the human race, Swipe for one has a better moustache than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

And yet you have the most splendid beard on all of b3ta.
How *IS* your lovely wife?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

She's straight. Unlike YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

YM her husband etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Can't beat playground humour before 9am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Swipe may be a little chunky, but I don't think you can claim that she represents half of the human race by mass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Perhaps he assumes that all the 'chicks' will be 'digging' our responses?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I've had people complaining about the fact I shaved the other day, fuck em
If you're doing it and getting sponsored, good for you. If you're just viewing this as an excuse to look like a fucking tramp, get fucked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Monty needs no excuse to look like a tramp

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I like Movember.
It means I can spot the people who are cunts without having to actually engage them in conversation first.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Didn't it just say that up there a minute ago?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Yeah, I replied to the wrong bit.
I was hoping I was fast enough to get away with it. Oh well.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Another foolproof way to spot cunts
is to see who posts a reply in the wrong place, deletes it and then reposts it correctly. That's pretty much the best way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

*drinky-hand gesture*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Ooh, are you offering?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Or is too slow to be the first one to point this out.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I'm doing your mum, if that helps
And she has a moustache
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

It's more of a 'dirty sanchez'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:50, Reply)

*panchos*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Or in effect *batterds*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

*Lefties*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Is it called 'Movember because it makes people look like they are in The Village People?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Your mum was in the village people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Was she the Red Indian?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Jesus? 'Red Indian'? No one uses that description anymore. Are you Bernard Manning?
They prefer to be called 'Poofs'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Hahahha first lol of wednsday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I did consider typing 'Native American', but thought that would be open to more abuse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Did you have reservations?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

oh HO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)

First groan of Wednesday

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I would have abused you heavily for that.
Also, I don't know if you saw Rich Hall's superb programme on American Indians in 'film', but it would appear that they really couldn't give much of a shit what you call them. cf people calling Eskimos 'Inuits' when Inuits are a specific tribe and thus calling them all by that name is likely to be way more offensive, like calling Canadians 'Americans'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

As you are the boards resident expert of international cultural sensitivity
I for one will believe this whole heartedly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Amazingly, he's not wrong about this.
I know Monty being sensitive to race issues is a shock to us all and the world feels like it's spun off it's axis momentarily, but there you go.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

You are RIGHT to do so.
There's nothing I don't know about coons, 'stanis etc. NOTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Nah, policeman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Actually I think you'll find The Village People were in my Mum.
Even the one that's actually the only gay one. I think the experience was what turned him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I already have a beard. so fuck that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Good news everyone!!!
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:08, Reply)

alright shit monty.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

alright shit mmps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

perhaps if you copied the other montys you might not be so shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I'd just like to point out here that they're copying me so I am WELL COOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

they're mocking how shit you are and making you look even shitter.
you should kick off about it and go mental.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I can't.
I necked half of Wilf's Lithium stash last night and I'm so monged off my tits you could set fire to me like Michael Menson and I probably wouldn't be arsed to pat the flames out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

you drank battery fluid?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

oh HO!!! This guy's good!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)

But you said you'd never been charged? ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Is it a neck beard like bobby and chompy have?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

nah

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

And they wonder why they are sweaty shut-ins?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Taches are fucking awesome.
As is giving money to men's bollocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Has yours reached full 'Kitchener' yet?
I bet it has.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I reckon stunner is going to wax it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

twiddle-twiddle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

COR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I thought you were talking about his bollocks there
I assumed a full Kitchener meant they were pointing straight out and were making him join the army.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You thought that, did you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Yes, yes I did.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)