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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am getting AA's sister liqorice knickers for Chrimbo.
Coz she's a slag.

Works Xmas parties past and future? Best pressie ever?

Food thread for Xmas treats?

Cheer up you Santa hating bastards!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:56, 182 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
So ronery.
I am going to see if I can get some free Arsenal tickets for my mate SP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:59, Reply)

nal tickets
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
you deserve your roneriness

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
You've got roneriness written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Do it!!!
You know how dedicated a 'Gooner' I am.

SP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Oi!
What about some Arsenal - West Brom tickets for your dear pal Chainsy, then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
a girl sucked someone off behind the bar last year, she lived with her boyfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
That's brilliant.
Is she nice looking?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I don't know who it was...but they were from downstairs so probably not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
By 'downstairs' you mean 'the working class'?
Ugh. Ghastly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
probably, but inthis case it's IT and data monkey's downstairs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Ugh, so, black, then? Even worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Best pressie ever would probably be the ticket to the melbourne lindy exchange.
it's awesome.
Never been to a christmas party.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS! It's fun. on the first of december, my housemate and I are going out shopping for supplies to make the unit "festive". :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
is it "unit" H by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
nah, not unless it's possible for two of the "women" downstairs to have penises.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
fuck christmas, it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Christmas is fantastic, you wash your mouth out you heathen!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
chrsitmas is for pagan wankers worshipping a fat nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
what about spending time with your family?
and enjoying music and mulled wine and taking the time to show people how much they mean to you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Have you never met any Scottish people before?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Only the one unfortunate dickhead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
You met Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
yeah, I can do that without the stupid fucking tree or being forced to.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I bet you typed that while wearing this
www.tyhanleigh.com/ekmps/shops/hanleigh/images/reindeer-jumper-%5B3%5D-138-p.gif
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Shagged the admin support last christmas party.
I'm eating doritoes now, calm down ladies.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
You shagged your assistant?
i'm pretty sure that is grounds for dismissal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
She was the teams admin support.
Which is totally different.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
what was his name, and how much rohypnol did you spike him with?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
did the windows of your accord steam up?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
My dad, (who is bruce lee) would have been proud.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Monty told me HIS Dad was Bruce Lee.
What a bloody liar!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Chompy is my brother YOU DICK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Fucks sake!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
were you adopted as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
He was the one they kept.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Brothers!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Glenfarclas is an excellent malt for Christmas.
Have a triple with the post-prandial cheeseboard, and then a double with the post-cheese cigar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
whiskey is shit for shit cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
well yes, but what about whisky?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:09, Reply)
which is whisky and which is whiskey?
i always forget who it is that can't spell it.

also, did i read somewhere about the first whisk/ey to be produced in england for years being rather good, i think i did.

but it's still a revolting drink. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Your face is revolting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
yes
revolting against you by vomiting everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I hope the diced carrot doesn't get stuck in your moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
officelols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
as if
it will slide straight off the goo from your mum's clunge that's stuck there already
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
ew
Excellent retort
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
retort?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
you have battered's mum's clunge juice in your moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
thats the poorly grammatically ordered joke

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Jock/Spud Wog differentiation.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
whiskey isn't Scottish
And it doesn't need to be Scottish to be good either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
well, no
it's all shit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
There's whiskey in ma Giro

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I'm looking forward to this year's OFAHCS

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)

CHIRSTMAS IS SHIT. OFFICIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I bet your daughter will grow up reflecting on what a joy you were to be around.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I pretend to enjoy Christmas in front of her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)

pretend to enjoy Christmas masturbate aggressively
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Our Father Christmas, who art in Greenland

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
^ top parenting advice here ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
'Tough Love 2.0'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Aggressively? Is there any other way?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Tearfully?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Regretfully

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Sheepishly

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Angrily

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Morally

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Anally

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Furiously?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Dirty knees, what are these?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Are we still meeting for lunch on Friday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I HATE lunch it's fucking shit. Rhubarb - fireworks - rhubarb.
Yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
such a catholic boy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Do you want to play catholic boy and catholic girl?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
bless me father for i have stunned

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is the role playing game where you get pregnant, I knock you about when I'm drunk
and we make each other's life a misery for the next 40 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
so, being scottish then?
or irish? it's like the whisky/whiskey thing all over again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Who'd be a Celt woman?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Aye, my bonnie Heather

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Smugly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
metaphysically

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Bloodily.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
resignedly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Doggedly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Greggshattedly

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
feck orf!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
et tu mont-e!
there is a greggs on the strand, maybe i will go in and do a comparite...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
It's easier to go to
www.comparethegreggshat.com
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
you two are incorrigible

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
well stop incorridging them then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
No she isn't.
Married her first ever boyfriend, proper twee shite.

We usually just go out for a meal then get pissed, this year we're going here, which should be nice.

No idea, probably my Playstation.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
nice of you to acknowledge all the help we gave you in the last thread you selfish prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Menu is full of crap sounding food.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
"New York Style" crap sounding food

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Vintage 2009 wine as well

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Wowsers!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Very much so.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Manchester.
The New York of the North West.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
it's in an aircraft hanger...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
I'm still not entirely sure what I think about it either...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
fuck it it's work, free booze and food, make the most of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
That's what I'm thinking currently

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
A "New York style" aircraft hangar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Is it on fire?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Under water

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Electric guitar for Christmas aged 18

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:17, Reply)
could they not afford a new one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
ho ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Why are you trying to attract battered's attention?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
is this a santa's elf comment, and thus a dig at him being short?
or a further attempt to eke out the deceased battered batters hookers meme?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Both probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
both is usually the best answer to every question

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
hookers innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
It's a Polish prozzie comment

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
best of all the comments

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
For everyone who like spastics acting like pricks
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/07/karl-rove-fox-news-obama
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Fox News is what Murdoch would replace the BBC with given half a chance

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Thanks for that 'Ben Elton'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Fucking Johnny Foreigner, coming over here, taking our double seats.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
at least then we'd have some truth about how fucked this country is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)

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