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She wuz innocent!Wonder what she's up to these days
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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Not content with killing other people's babies, she now wants to murder one of her own:www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-440819/Louise-Woodward-wants-baby-own.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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It's Krizzle!Hey Miss K, wassup?
Did you enjoy your concert the other day?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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halfI met MNDR who makes lovely electronic music and listened to all of 4 songs from ny fave band because my friend has a disability and was in pain
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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You met Dennis Waterman?wow!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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He could be so good for her.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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TANK YOU FOR ASKING MISS LOVELY B3TH HOPE YOU'RE WELL XXXXXXX(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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Hey there K-Dawgif you ever want to bitch about your life to me I'm happy to listen
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hahahahahahahaShurrup
That isn't the issue, don't bitch at me if you don't give a fuck about me, if you want someone to talk to talk to someone at the grocery store
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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But I do give a fuck about you.Hence you are welcome to unload on me at any time. Especially if I'm underneath a glass coffee table.
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he wants you to crouch over a glass coffee table while he lies underneath masterbating as you curl out a fat turd(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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I'm glad someone is on the ball today.Though I'm sad it had to be Nakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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i hope you can imagine how disgusted i am right now As a gentile southern belle, I wouldn't know about those things of course
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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I didn't know you ver Chermann(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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Badly.Time to get a new meme.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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It means whatever you want it to mean, Al....*plays backwards sitar music*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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Oh man, you're as totally far out as that crazy cat John Lennon was.(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Do you want Paul McCartney's address?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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I've got my mind set on Harrison(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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Yes, stop him now before he does more han solo.THAT WAS A STAR WARS REFERENCE!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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I had a chicken sandwich earlier tanglesfrankly it was fucking shit. What should I do?
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Once you go courgette you never go back(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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Veggie food is bad enough to make you go vegetarian?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Describe the angle of your hat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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Get another sandwichTake out filling
Shit in sandwich
Return to shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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I had a selection of amazing foodfrom South East Aisa and a beerhth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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I'm not such a collosal twat that I nearly cut my own finger off.hth xx
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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I am nowUpgrade complete and Peroni complete
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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You have no idea how much of a ballache this was(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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i had to login in on phone to see this : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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It really wasI feel honoured that the creater of "seinfeld/seinfeld shrugging" would take time out just for me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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This is big stuff, NA. Welcome to the big time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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You could have saved time and looked in the mirror(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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Oh it's working now.I got a redex before
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:24,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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Well it seems this GeordieJay joker's broken the fucking internet.God I hate him. I wouldn't say he was WTN but he's fucking pushing it. If we run out of threads and get invoiced by b3th I'm gonna fucking kick off I swear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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Seriously I was planning on saving one or two threads for the weekend and now this.FFS. I am LIVID.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:27,
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I hope he gets cancer and dies.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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This probably won't be interesting to many other people.But some of the comments are quite funny.
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/nov/09/nhs-direct-call-centres-jobs
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Are you trying to stick up for him cos it won't work.You're too fucking soft.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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Oh god, I'm selling two things on ebay and my friends who I've asked to bump up the bid are the heighest bidders with only 1hour to go on one and 2 hours 30 mins to go on the other.But the one with 1 hour has 28 watchers, and the other has 11 watchers.... so I'm hoping they snipe it up in the last few minutes. They're both less than a tenner away from their bids.
I really like this whole selling on ebay thing, dumping LOADSA stuff, might sale my nexus for an ipad mini.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:40,
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Your Mum was admitting fraud when she put your dad's name on the birth certificate.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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i feel like carrier bag that's just been shat in : ((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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A second rate pringles tube?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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Shill bidding, nice.When I say 'nice', I mean 'completely illegal'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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A guy from Wales actually got jailed for this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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That's because Gonz routes his IP address through a bot server in Cardiff.(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)
If only he could route his bot through a welshman(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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I have windows 8 on my media centreit's alright, I like it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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Oh, those caddies you suggested turned up and they work greatCheers for the advice
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Fabulous =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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Yeah', but not imorel in my books at this case, some cunt is going to use snipping software to grab it in the last seconds.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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you don't know that...what are you selling anyway?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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You'll grass me up, no thanks.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:16,
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No wonder you're rather sensitive about 'snipping'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT CIRCUMCISION!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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KAPLOWIEI thought it was about WW2 snipers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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YES ! And it's heighest bid has gone to proper stranger so far, with a few minutes left to goThere were two bids by two different people so its all good in the hood.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:24,
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Right fuck this, I'm going home.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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i just conducted a social experiment£50 on birthday cakes/biscuits from m&s for the office. you can imagine how many cakes/biscuits that is.
the whole lot lasted less than an hour. conclusion: lawyers are ANIMALS.
other than that, aiii, good weekend planned. how's the DOGG?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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I got NOTHING.Not one concession. NOWT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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I am extremely upset but determined to press on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:26,
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nopeone of the girls at work flatly refused to believe i was a day over 28. i might marry her.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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it's not my birthday yeti am as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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No, I came second in QOTW with the funniest story everand did I get newslettered? Did I fuck! I'm going back to writing shed stuff
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Peej, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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I have the most terrible feeling that no-one else cares, Phil.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:27,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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Stay strong, brother.Well get through this.....somehow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34,
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I suspect he's hiding in the disabled bogs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:42,
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He poofed out after 6 pints. Girl. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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You're only up the road aren't you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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ERRR NOW I LOOK LIKE A BENNY!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!
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Not the first time this week you've been Almonded.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:57,
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My second pint of the week :((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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Yes.Might be up in a couple if weeks if you are around.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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No.Haven't been invited and don't know when it is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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It's in a couple of weeksI would have thought your mrs would have been invited. Fucking hell, that Swipe is such a bitch.
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i figured those outside london wouldn't want to schlep in for itbut of course jeff and r are invited.
anyone who isn't a two-faced twat or a cheapskate pikey cunt is welome.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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But you invited me already, you can't recind the invite by adding more conditionsyou're a lawyer, you know this.
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Hey everyone, I started a new threadAND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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