Granulated coffee is fucking disgusting.
Also: FFS.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:46, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Do you mean instant coffee or pre-ground coffee?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Instant coffee.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Percol make an instant coffee which is actually very good
almost comparable to proper coffee. In fact, better than some establishments "proper" coffee.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

the new microground coffe's like Millicano and Azera are ok as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

It's Nescafe Gold Blend in this office.
It's vile. I'm only drinking it because it's slightly nicer than the filth they vend in the machines.

I bought a little tub of Starbucks instant stuff a while ago, which was palatable, but I had the piss taken out of me ruthlessly for it. Fucking Uxbridge.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Percol do one called Espresso. It doesn't taste like an espresso, but it does taste like a long black.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

+ penis.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Great thread well done!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Yeah, I know, right?
Doesn't seem much point in putting a huge amount of effort into a thread when it'll lurch along to 60 or so replies and then die.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I just had a BLT for lunch
they cooked the bacon fresh. It was nice.

What did you have for lunch?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I haven't had any lunch yet.
I don't get out until half one. I've had some digestive biscuits, though!
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Oh wow!
I might go and get crisps later
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Perhaps ask about favourite crisp flavours or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)

i have some salt and vinegar hula hoops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

clickin this til it hurtz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Rocksmith. A new "computer game" whereby you plug an actual guitar into the consul and it teachs you how to play
I think this is an excellent idea, anyone have objections or other things that could be well taught i the this fashion? Driving maybe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Or, you could get an actual guitar and have YouTube teach you how to play.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

you do use an actual guitar though then the chords come up as you are supposed to play them
think it sounds great
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I remember there used to be something similar
called: books
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

yeah, but thi seems easier and easier = better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Learning to play the guitar is pretty easy already.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I can't get my hand to make the strange claw shapes necessary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

There is a simple way to overcome this
Stop being so gay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

surely the gays are capable of getting their hands into all sorts of places

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Then having it plugged into an Xbox isn't going to help is it?
Fucking flid.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

And while we're shunning advancements and technology, you could learn it by candle light.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Well you shouldn't use a guitar, just bang sticks together and sing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I'm not shunning an advancement, I'm suggesting that it is not quite the advancement it is purported to be.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

But it is, youtube and books can't react to what you're playing. That alone gives it a huge advantage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I think my point is more that learning the guitar is pretty easy.
I'm not sure what this technology is adding to that.
How is your fiddling going? Are you still learning?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

But when you're talking about reacting to what you're playing
you mean "picking up on when you're fingering strings wrong", which you can hear. How's it going to help you?
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Well, presumably it can say "no, you did THIS when you should have done THIS"
"it's your third finger that's wrong, try again"

which would presumably be helpful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Really though, if you can't see what you did wrong
when you hear that it's wrong, no amount of computers are going to help you learn.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Unless you can hear it's wrong but can't work out what's right.
Or keep track of your progress in an understandable metric.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Typing

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Driving.
You simulate driving but if you tailgate the person in front, or cut them up, or don't use your indicators, then your computer stabs you in the heart.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Sponsored by Audi

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

If you sit in the middle or outside and don't move over when someone comes up behind you, then you deserve all the tailgating that you get

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Unless you're actually overtaking.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

hence "sit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

In that situation both of you are ignorant cunts
and deserve the fiery death that undoubtedly awaits you.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

are you one of those nervous drivers that gets scared around about the speed limitso end up overtaking really slowly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I imagine he wears driving gloves
and reads Top Gear magazine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I bet he is a member Institute of Advanced Motorists
and runs a 20 point check on his car before any major journey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

And has one of those little 'institute of advanced driving' badges on the radiator.
EDIT: FFS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

WTN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

No, I get told I drive too fast, generally
but driving too close for whatever speed you're doing is just asking for a crash.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)

This is correct.
Those Tassimo machines (or whatever they are called) that you put the little packs of coffee in to are a fucking rip off. Nothing wrong with some freshly ground coffee brewed in a cafetiere.

The tea and coffee here are shit. Plus the Poles don't seem to buy fresh milk, but have UHT. Disgusting in tea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I was in a plane to the States
and I asked for a cup of tea. The fucking Yankee fucking Air Stewardess put fucking cream in it.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

you should have put cream in her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I hope you threatened to chop her fucking hands off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)

She was a hard-looking woman
All lines and angles and orange warpaint.

I won't lie, Tangles, I was a little intimidated.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I'm sure you chose the sensible, British approach of tutting quietly to yourself (once she was clearly out of earshot)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

should have punched her in the gunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:00, Reply)

See above
I'm pretty sure she could punch harder than me now and I was a lot more gangly ten years ago.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

have you got really fat since then?
Probably all the brie and songbirds you've been scoffing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

No, but I have filled out.
My family are late bloomers.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I dunno your sister was pretty "advanced"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04, Reply)

My sister is a brother.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I THOUGHT SHE'D JUST GROWN A BIG CLIT REALLY EARLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)

You've just come out to the internet, here.
Fucking arse-jouster.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Bloody foreigners.
I'd complain to my MP, AND the Daily Mail.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

You should have pushed a pineapple
Before drinking it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I don't know what you're referring to
Is it some sort of sex act? Pineapple pushing sounds like a euphemism. Are you suggesting that you're a nonce?

Are YOU the missing link in Saville's paedo-ring? I'll admit, I always had my doubts about you.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)

'The Bristol connection'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Gene Hackman's less successful...

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

If it's not freeze dried
I aint playing...

Old Nescafe tastes like licorice. Vile.
I was duped into buying some of this, repackaged as "Continental". You can file it under 'shit' with Continental Breakfasts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)