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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got bored with that thread, and read this article
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/nov/08/top-chefs-unite-against-blogger-s-review

It's pretty funny how chefs are cunts, who'd have thought it?

So anyway, i'm hungover, I had to wake up at 5am to be sick and didn't make it into work until 10am. Luckily it's my bosses fault. Are you hungover?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:12, 108 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Nope. I didn't get to sleep until half 5 Tuesday morning though.
Obviously I skived.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
What were you doing monday night?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Every chef I've ever worked with has been off their face on Class As, talking non-stop shit.
No offence, Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
That's fine.
I'm flattered you regard me as a 'chef', actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Speaking of chefs,
are you and Lusty still on for next Tues where I buy you meat to say thank you for letting me stay in your crack den?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Are you seriously asking if Monty is available for a free meal?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Just confirming that I still have a place to sleep that night.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
There's always a place in my cardboard box 'house' for you x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Box?
Luxury!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Nope, but I'm pretty tired.
In an unexpected, uncharacteristic turn of events, I started playing Star Trek Online last night.
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Have you got a ship called the USS So Kroley

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Gosh, how utterly un-pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
online sci fi role playing games really appeal to the opposite sex
if i was a girl I've have a lady boner for Kroney right now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Ha! See below.

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I've got one already.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I think that might be a hernia.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I tell you what,
I don't know what I've done to my back, but it's proper fucked. I'm stiff as a board today, and I can't bend down.
Expect to see me back later off my tits on painkillers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
and that's some way off

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

boner wide-on
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
In an odd twist, the woman wants to try it.
by "woman", I obviously mean "inflatable sex doll".
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By "playing star trek Online"
you mean "wanking over female aliens in tight body suits" don't you? DON't YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
"Live long and surrender"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I spent most of my time last night
paying particular attention to the Captain's duty to preserve his ship from harm. Which I did to the very best of my ability by hiding in an asteroid belt all night only to pop out at the end to take part in the victory celebrations.

Only after hiding all my black crewmates and replacing them with more media-friendly white chaps, of course.
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This is what you call historical satire.

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Best of all the satires.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I was a little this morning, and mini ape woke me at 6 which was unhelpful
I think we have a contender Giles Coren's crown as most arrogant twat in the public eye
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Mini ape isn't in the public eye, is she?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This spat merely confirmed two things for me.
Firstly, chefs (especially 'famous', 'renowned', 'celebrity' etc etc chefs) are a bunch of extremely insecure overbearing bully types who can't take any criticism - at all.
Secondly, twitter is for cunts.

No hangover this morning, I fully intend to install one on Saturday and nurse it lovingly through Sunday.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
A tiny bit hungover perhaps
went out for drinks with a mate in Canary Wharf. Weird place, very American. Then I had steak for breakfast again which fixed EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
this is the first time ever, someone has taken my advice on this website
I'm so misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)

so misunderstood a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Will this ever get tired?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

so misunderstood a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
You're not misunderstood at all
Even the worst thing on the internet has to get it right sometimes, if only by accident.
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not misunderstood at all a bent spastic
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Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
A stopped clock tells the correct time twice a day.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Nakers is really more of a sundial.
Considerably more simplistic and utterly reliant on the right set of accidental conditions.
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sundial bent spastic
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Every chef I've ever worked with has been a miserable, grumpy, pervy, alcoholic who peppered every sentence with swearing.
Probably why I feel so at home here, really.

I'm not hungover,even though I had a drink for the first time in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
are you a camel?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I *do* have a couple of humps...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
+ down by my knees

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That hurts, battered.
That hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I bet it does. Nipples being bashed by kneecaps all day is bound to sting a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I bet you find the same when you hug your missus.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
My wife is shorter than me. Trufax.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
You're married to Ellie Simmonds?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
That dwarf swimmer

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
She invented the term "google it"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
+just fucking

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
She looks taller than you in this picture:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
No, but you've got two hairy humps!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I notice from a link on the side of that page that our very own anotherwanker is looking for love:
https://soulmates.guardian.co.uk/profile/5017e5a7c06dc815008c45ed?INTCMP=ILCSOULTXTCOS33

He has cleaned up his username a little for this purpose.
He appears to be quite the catch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
He's a battle rapper...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
he likes to reserve my parameters for when he reachs them

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Though he can't stand pretentiousness.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

p

Had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Child poverty not to do with anything as DECEPTIVLY SIMPLISTIC as "money" anymore
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/nov/14/iain-duncan-smith-child-poverty
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is an entirely worthwhile exercise and not at all a distraction from the likelihood that government policy will increase child poverty in the coming years.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)
They're changing the way inflation is measured too...
same reasons probably
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
I had a stand-up argument with one of my old dears the other day
because she wouldn'have it that some people are in a poverty trap through no fault of their own.

Apparently if you're in a position where you can't afford to feed your children, you should sell your pet, your TV, your car, any nice clothes you have, and eat mud, or something. You know, like back when we had *real* poverty, during the war.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I agree you can't measure it by parental income alone
Giving money to parents does not guarantee it gets spent on the children.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
You can't measure child poverty by parental income???
Are you suggesting that children should try to support themselves more?
Perhaps get jobs cleaning chimneys or something?

Edit: Did you add the word 'alone' to that, or did I just miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
No
the problem is how to ensure that financial help for children actually goes to them and isn't just wasted by the parents.

Edit: yes, added alone after i read it again and realised it didn't read how i thought it did.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Yes, well you can't measure local temperature with a thermometer.
what if there's a fire behind that wall?
The measurment isn't the problem, it's the assumption that the figures are, or should be infallible. Child poverty figures are broad strokes the statistics won't save people. Changing the methodology just stops you easily doing long term trend analysis, which is stupid and a waste of time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Reminds me when they tried to convince people that there were hardly any people sleeping rough in London
Because to be counted they had to actually be lying down and they did the survey during working hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Not correct.
The legislation states that the count must be done between midnight & 4am. If someone is awake they are not included in the count.

Westminster council have a nasty trick; the winter night they do the count happens to be the same night they decide to pressure wash chewing gum off the pavements. Funnily enough, rough sleepers don't like getting wet in the cold, so fuck off somewhere else and don't get counted. Allowing Westminster to claim they don't have a problem with homelessness in their borough.

(volunteer and trustee of a homeless charity for nine years).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
The cynical fucking cunts.

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Nasty eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:21, Reply)
What I typed is something I was told about 18 years ago so may not be accurate sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
No wonder your wife won't sleep with you. Accuracy is the best afrodisiac.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Unfortunately my face puts her off

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Can't blame her on that one
If it's any comfort, her face often puts me off.
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Textbook response.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)
what, Spanish Fly for negroes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I had rather thought they paid social services
to make sure money earmarked for potentially problem families was going where it was supposed to go.
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I don't think you can legally force people to spend money on specific things?
They might suggest it, but people can still ignore them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07, Reply)
They can take the children into care if they're being neglected.

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I say this because the example IDS used on BBC Breakfast this morning
were parents using the money to feed an addiction. A somewhat extreme example, I agree, but if that's what they're intending this to combat, then care would certainly be an option.
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Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
hoping to be hungover tomorrow
It's the grand reopening of TGIFridays in town
totes hitting that shit up
yes my life/town is that dull
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Try some Star Trek Online.

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Never.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)
We could compare nacelles and shit.

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I don't even know what that means

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)
God, K, you're such a square.

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just cause you wanna see my alien lumps

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I'm sure your shit collection would trump his

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:31, Reply)
God I hate TGI fridays,
they're probably better in the US, but here they're expensive, shit food, full of cunts singing happy birthday every 15 minutes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)
You're more of a Frankie and Benny's kind of guy, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)
They're just as bad in the US.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I've been known to go to one every now and again.
They're alright.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
nah not much better
Well, foods not too expensive and I usually get cheap beer so, it's not too bad
problem is its the only decent place close by
If you actually want to go out to a nice place it's too far, expensive and you need a driver because a taxi would cost as much as your tab
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't pick this newslink:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20243692

Know your audience!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
NEW THREAD PLEASE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I don't likle this one
I've been bullied in absetia and without thr righyt to reply.

I blame the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Blame Dozer
he's already libelling people these days.
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blame the BBC am a bent spastic
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assuming Nakers is able bodied and heterosexual
This is libel. Though it would fail the test of making the public think any different of him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)
You'd know, being the resident expert.

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Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

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