Oh FFS
Youth of today, in summary:

1. Stupid sullen fucking prick makes labelling error, resulting in a £766 bill which should have been £60.
2. Stupid sullen fucking prick literally says nothing when this is pointed out
3. Upon being asked if perhaps he might have something to say about this, stupid sullen fucking prick asks 'what do you want me to say?'
4. Upon being informed that perhaps 'sorry' might have been appropriate, SSFP says a half-hearted and mumbled 'sorry'
5. Upon being asked if he is even remotely bothered about this fuckup SSFP replies 'nothing bothers me. Is that what you want to hear?'


Words fail me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:07, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fire. Him. Immediately.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

From.A.Cannon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Across the fucking Thames

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I don't know whether to chin the prick or weep in frustration.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

chin the suck on his
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)

A happy ending to the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Oh no, Battered's researching a new 'story idea'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

+ about Dave Lee Travis

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

And another thing, have you notice how much younger policemen are getting these days?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Also, 'member Spangles?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

My friend's cat is called Spangles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

CSB

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Chompy Says Bollocks?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Clue: letter three stands for 'Bro'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Spangles The Wundacat you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

This story just gets more and more fascinating.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

It really does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I for one think he could write a book on it and post a advert for it here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

i.imgur.com/rcNrT.gif
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Frankie Goes To Hollywood's lesser known t-shirt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

white dog shit zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

wassupwithat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*slap bass*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

ass ent spastic
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Do you hire him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I'm going with a NO here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Do I or did I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

If the latter, no.
He was hired under what I term the 'old school skullcap network'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Oi vey

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Well they obviously don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Mathematics fails him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

The problem stems from his endemic fear of examining numbers preceded by a £

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

'cos the £ looks like Wilf's tache

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Where is CQ these days?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

He hangs out in a LARPing forum now.
He went for the positivity, but stayed for the fat chicks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Did Cavy abduct him?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I think he went of his own accord.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

LARP chicks are easily impressed
He should have saved the petrol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I don't know what to else to say to him.
I cannot think of a single thing that I can see having any effect whatsoever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

buck up or push off?
you'll have the differencce deducted from your pay?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I did say
'when you say nothing bothers you, if I was to tell you that this was coming out of your salary I bet *that* would, would it not?'

Answer: 'mumble mumble *look at floor* mumble'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I'm not sure how anyone could take you seriously if you issue a bollocking, based on how you dress.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

If this dickhead's a Yid then surely a yamukah would do the trick
Or a good slapping with a circumcised cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

why were you staring at monty's cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Eh?
I'm wearing a jumper and jeans you weird flid, not a fucking clown suit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

With a straggly greying beard and your hair in a bun.
The ultimate professional look.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

It's better than 'angry Krankie' if you ask me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Is that like the 'angry pirate' but involving a couple of scottish swingers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

A jumper and jeans?
Homeless people of the 1980s just called. They want their look back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

"suck my cock" is a good one
Might not encourage the sort of response you like though. Historical precedent suggests one of the following;

Wide-eyed fear
A good chinning
Acquiescence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Homosexual oral genuinely isn't always the answer you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You're assuming* that I've only ever made this statement in the company of men






*correctly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

surely that isn't the youth of today,
that's the stupid fucking prick you work with.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I dunno, young people are shit
just look at AA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

dunno, young people are shit am a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

dunno, young people are shit
just look at AA am what the French would call 'un spastique bente'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

That's not the French for bent
The French for bent is "French"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I'm young.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Young, but brought up to apologise and not mumble when you're in the shit, though, I'll bet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Aaaaand SCENE!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

How young?
*prepares to beat over head with Back to the Future box set*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

NONCE ALERT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

25

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

What's the shittiest job you can possibly give him?
Tell him he's doing that until he comes to you with a proper fucking apology.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

He's already doing that, the fucking no-hoper.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I mean as in within his remit.
I wouldn't make my worst enemy face the tedium of sorting your record collection by order of obscurity.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I might set him the task
of producing a table listing all the available spare parts for a Mk II Golf in order of price.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

1p
1p
1p
1p
....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

There's a cd holder that cost 60 quid
pop out windows cost 300 and a digital dash that goes for about 200, so NER

second hand, obv
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

are pop out windows for when your driving is so shit that your passengers evacuate themselves for safety?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

No, you know on three doored cars sometimes the rear passenger windows pop out on those clip things?
They don't do that on the mk2 Golf, so a company called Happich made them aftermarket. Those cost 300 quid on ebay.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I am so interested in this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

She fucken asked. Blame her.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

no
she took the piss out of your boy racer driving
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I am too old to be a boy racer :(

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)

What sort of tyres do Mk2's have?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

185/60R14

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

14s? That's small.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Not for the 1980s non boy-racers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

They were on 80s cars.
Smaller, anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

you mean 1d right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

*lights up my world*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I said worst job, not best, you half-blind illiterate.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Get him to list all possible words that rhyme with Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

This is a superb idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Make him listen to the entire Oasis back catalogue and grade them in order of shitness

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

DARFY WARFY WOO!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

SWIPEY PIKEY POO!
Alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

pikey?
i think you have confused me with someone else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Too lazy to think of an alternative rhyme
And how is life?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

meh, can't complain so i won't
ye?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Much the same really
Have taken the borderline-wise step of getting a personal trainer to help me lose weight. Well, a mate who works out a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Damn right she's a pikey. A northern one, which is the second worst sort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

i am going to fist you with a giant pizza

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

*Goatse's in readiness *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, a stuffed crust?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)