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This is so shit I might flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:27, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
See ya

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Yeah bye then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Please take Adminboy with you.
There hasn't been anywhere as much bullying of him today. I am disappointed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Sorry I can't read this because I have flounced

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)
How are the whores in Po-land?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)
He's waiting til payday to find out.
He's a little short at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:32, Reply)
That wouldn't be necessary. I have savings.
Unlike you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Make it a good one please
not one of those boring unfunny anotherwanker "will I won't I " ones where you don't .
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)
AW has just added a textbook reply to EMV on QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Textbook .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:38, Reply)
linkedylinklink?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This place needs more puns, bbc news links and lunch threads.
That'll sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Absolutely

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)
ffs
that's like setting off the fire alarm in church
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)
No one's done a good flounce for a while

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)
That's a good idea.
Will there be pictures of tits?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:39, Reply)
But of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I kill you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Stop touching me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Has he gone yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Sadly not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Since this thread is not really going anywhere.
Can people give me tips for saving money. I've got to start saving for flights/hotel to Vegas next summer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:13, Reply)
If only Monty hadn't flounced - he's the expert on this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Before going mad trying to save money
have you considered earning more money?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I have, but as I have a possible (but probably) 4 month redundancy payment coming next year
The increase in wage will have to be significant.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Have you got a new job to go to?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Not yet, I'll go into consultation in April so not much point looking for something yet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You're going to be an NHS consultant? I didn't even know you had a medical degree. That's a big step from paperclips, are you sure you're up to it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)
If I had, I wouldn't be so poor.
I'd be more hindrance than help.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
balance your money between accounts
Bill money, trip money, spending money
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)
spend less than you earn.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I always do this bit wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Deal drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Give up drinking.
I'm fucking loaded these days.

Wait...'loaded' means drunk, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I might stop going to the pub completly.
That'll save me something at least.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Next summer is ages away.
Worry about it nearer the time. If you get another job straight away then you can use the redundancy money to fund the trip.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:32, Reply)
stop hanging around spearmint rhino

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
my house smells like lemon
Not like refreshing lemon, but garden variety lemon and a hint of orange, the sort of orange that involves rind chewing, orange zest and other extreme pungent orangeness
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I see.
I really don't know what to say to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)
it's not pleasing
Anyway, what's up with Mumford and son?
I feel like they've exploded this week I swear I've heard that I will wait for you song everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)
They've been around for ages.
They're just probably now trying to "break" america
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Too late. It's broken!
*doubleseats*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
they did a show with emmy lou harris
They must be desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
She must have been feeling sorry for them.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I have yet to reach that stage. I am still in the 'angry zone'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
herself probably
Have you seen her face lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
You've put this song in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5FDj2Bdci8
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)
totes not clicking that
Only because you might get it stuck in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I wasn't complaining - I quite like the song.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)
You would, you fucking WOMAD anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)
You didn't click it either then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I'd never click on a link of yours in case I caught GAIDS and started playing Amerindian drum solos

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
You are already putting yourself at risk by replying to my posts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I'm wearing marigolds to type this, and have an Altern-8 style face mask on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I'm wearing a condom as well, so you should be ok.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Good news.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
its bad enough i hear hootie every time i see your name

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I can guarantee that link is to something far better than Hootie and the Blowfish.
Granted that doesn't narrow it down much.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Nope, but she still has the voice, so

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Surely she must be the desperate one here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Silly Americans, thinking she is the shit one in this pairing.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I wish they had exploded.
The twee cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)
"My house smells like lemon. Not refreshing lemon, but garden variety lemon"
...what?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)
it's not a refreshing lemon
It's just lemon
All sour
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Flouncing is quite underated.
You get to see the real world for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I really think it's for me, Oathsy old feller old pal.
This could be it!!!!!! Big wide world time. Top down, cruising on the highway, some dismal shite like Whitesnake or another bent MOR rock act, you know, like Al likes, on the stereo. No place special to go - free, like the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Lusty next to you.
Just got to pass your driving test and you'll be away!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Living the American Dream.
And to think - it all starts with one little flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)
A guy at work has passed his theory test four times
and each time just hasn't bothered taking his practical.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Why would he take it a further three times if he passed it first time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)
They only last for two years or something.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Kids today. Tsk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Fuck Yeah!
Just do it man! Get out and grab the world by the nutsack! Rock and Roll dude, like, just cruisin' around, mirror shades, loud shirt, in a Triumph Stag. Chicks dig those old cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I think I might listen to some Bruce Springsteen!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
oooh, dunno.
can be a bit dark. Dire Straits I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Perhaps Bryan Adams is just the ticket.
I think you might be right about 'the voice of blue collar America;' aka 'The Boss'. I don't want to get upset about the collapse of the Detroit automotive industry or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)
The Dan Reed Network is more you, I think.
They are playing the Grand Marriott Ballroom, Portland on New Year's Eve.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)
They've got a good name.
'Network' sounds really space-age and computery!!!! Much better than 'Band'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Bryan Adams.
Spot on! And, he's a bit of a rebel 'cos he spells his name a bit different.



Although, to be honsett, I'd sooner endure a glass rod down the jap eye, and whack it with a hammer than listen to more than 15 seconds of Bryan Adams.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I think I might do that AND listen to pock-faced warbler Adams.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Mate, it's your life.
Don't let anyone stop you doing whatever you want - urethra full of crunchy glass and Bryan Adams seems a perfect match.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Just me, Bry, a glass rod and a whole world of possibilities.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)
And as an added bonus,,
The nurses at A&E touch your dick as they try to remove the glass. Great way to meet chicks.

So yeah, flouncing has it's benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I am pretty much 100% sold on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Anyway mate,
I gotta get to bead (midnight here). Have to be at work in 6 hours.

Good luck with the flouncing and bad music, but it's a relief to come back here and post inane shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Night night, Kenny-boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I CAN FLOUNCE MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
YEAH??????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
YEAH YOU FUCKEN DRUGGLED FAILURE SHITDAD

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
OH MAN YOU'RE LIKE THAT EM-VEE CHARACTER!!!!
Busting my balls all over the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
yeah and YOUR like that jimmy corkhill from brookside
only you can't even afford a shit dog
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I was forced to eat my shit dog two years ago :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
i hope your daughter marries a muslim

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
in fact, i heard abu hamza lost one of his hands trying to finger her rancid twat

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You heard right.
It fucking reeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i heard jimmy savile took out a restraining order to keep her off him, she was that sexually aggressive

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I heard that the Hairy Cornflake was her bitch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i heard that she leaks like a chicken kiev
and smells like stale salt and vinegar crisps
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
He actually killed himself in fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Where've you been q?
We missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
up to my eyeballs
new company redundified Louise and the rest of our staff, so now we have to work hard on our own company. pricks.

you bob dylan lyric-dicksucker
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Poor downsy Louise :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
that girl is such a fucking spastic
she really needs to fuck off and die, sharpish
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
All this work is making you tetchy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
all this posting is making you GAY

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Awww sadface :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
It doesn't come across as sincere with that 'Ho ho ho' in your name.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
they all got decent pay-offs
i think they were all fairly happy about it what with christmas coming up

you something paperclip rape stripper thing person
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I decided against Peroni today
I had Amstel instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Controversial.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, Reply)
AS FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I hope you had more to make up for the lower alcohol percentage?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I had 4 pints
It was good.

I also had chips
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Eating is cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
CHIPS!
You know, veggie food
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Fried onion rings?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You'll have to wait and see
No
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Glad I didn't go for a breakfast pint
as my boss cancelled his trip to Israel because he is scared of Hamas, the big queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Buy some party poppers for use in work
Set them as IEDs attached to his chair

We may or may not actually do this in our office
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Colin Hunt-tastic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
*Quattro's*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
If I had a Hamas...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I'd rocket in the morning
I'd rocket in the evening
All over Israel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Rocket Man!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sake, couldn't they just have some taramasalata instead?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Oh LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
A few more years of training
And you'll be ready for lunch with Stunned.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
hahaha!
I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
And we all know what that did to Scarpe

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Not to mention Disasterprone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
And you

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This was meant to be a reply to sporty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I had a dry lunch today. On a Friday!
That can't be right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Poofter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
how many fingers am i sticking up?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
17, judging by the last twatgaz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
BOOM
and kerlick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
17 fingers?
where are you from, fucking norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Norfolking way

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
why do coffee and raisin revels exist?
who eats that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i like the coffee ones
you fat, demented try-hard slag
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Errr you fucking FREAK.
I bet you like the fucking cream ones in boxes of chocolates like a fucking incontinent old biddy. You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
you mean coffee creams? yeah, i haven't had one in years though
you piss-soaked tramp
(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
everything about this post shows you to be a WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
cos you're not on a diet of recycled water and not getting any right now?

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
not right this minute, no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Coffee Revels are excellent you mong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Children?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Fatties?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
ME

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i'll post them to you.
the coffee ones have teethmarks in from where i tried to ascertain whether they were lovely orange or foul coffee, but you won't mind that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This year is the first time a Twilight film's come out
that I've not had to go and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
ha ha ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I NO RITE?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Are you now 14?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
And a male?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You fucking French nonce

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
The ex liked them and none of her friends did
meaning she either went on her own or I did the gentlemanly thing and spend an hour and a half rolling my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Whilst finger banging her through the bottom of a popcorn bucket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
SEXAY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)

eyes foreskin back and forth over my suppurating, cheesy bell-end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Much to the consternation of the other patrons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Let's all go to the lob-on!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
You still have to pay £8 for that in the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
i have a whip crack app on my iphone
i am cracking it at you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Wuppah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Meh, I am chivalrous.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)

chivalrous a bent....hang on a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
THUMB
Kroney's head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:30, Reply)
"dance for me, golf-boy"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
You said you didn't like it the last time I danced for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i thought that you believed women screaming and sobbing and crying and begging you to stop
were loving it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
You're mixing me up with Chompy, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
such bittersweet sorrow

(quintsy, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Because you are not grooming a 13 year old this year?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Not THIS year, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
That app I was talking about Curiosity
it's so fucking addictive...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
am i the only person without apps
I mean other than what came with my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I have TWO.
BBC news and Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*something about your name and number*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
*gets back to you*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Wasn't he a French Cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Yes
Yes he was

Google says Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
He looks like the people that live near Monty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I was at a house party in Notting Hill a few years ago, he was DJing.
It was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Brought you straight back down to Earth, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Shouldn't you be the Ban Ki Moon if OT?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I'm retro

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

an Ki utton
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
*mr spoons*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
"Volpelierre-Pierrot was best known for wearing a beret in most pictures of the band. He later revealed it was in fact a peaked fisherman's hat, turned round with the peak to the rear so that it resembled a beret."
What a cunt, eh readers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
eff eff ess
They truly were pant-creamingly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
At a jaunty angle , no doubt .

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Why not just buy a beret? Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Yeah Stunned buy a beret you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I bet you've got a beret
that you wear when you go out in Hackney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Volpeliere-Pierrot t spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Apey was in Curiosity Killed The Cat?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Yes.
He played the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Not evena LIVE cat. A DEAD cat.
Died of cat AIDS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
KRA-HONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Really? No new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
done!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)

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