What do you want for christmas.
£50 budget each
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:20, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This, please:
www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=40610
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Pink and Gay.
No presents for you!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

What are you on about?
This is a resolutely heterosexual present.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Looks gay to me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Damn right it's gay.
UBER fuckin' gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

YM

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

x100

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

£50 of book vouchers
Christmas is shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

over consumtion
over the top smaltxy crap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

did I say how much I hate christmas

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Typical internetter.
Angry at the happy people :(
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

But think of the food

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

...which gets wasted
is over packaged...etc.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

and that shit about
having to spend it with your family

bollocks. I'm off out of the country
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I hope you meet a rich Russian oligarch
and get swept off your feet in a whirlwind of champagne and roses.
Or at least vodka and potatoes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

i prefer vodka and potatoes anyway
it's a nice cocktail
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

they're practically the same thing, anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Me and my chums made vodka mashpotato once
at a Bodger and Badger themed party. Used Smash to make it, smash doesn't dissolve very well in vodka it turns out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

So are books.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

you take that back

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Not without a receipt, I don't make the rules, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

If you know the people in the book shops
you can swap books for other books. I got da connections.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Not in this one love.
Chompy is a stickler for the rules.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

A good bottle of gin
New Batman DVD
Aftershave

Any of the above please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Crate of Brewdog Hardcore IPA

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I love their 5am saint as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Bottle of Tesco Finest XO cognac and a dozen Grolsch ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

or this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

One of those umbrellas taht doesn't blow inside out, please.
I have a very bad history with umbrellas. I don't know what it is, but they seem to hate me.

What can I get you? I'm afraid my budget will only stretch to about a fiver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I don't drink a lot of coffee, but:
www.amazon.co.uk/Aeropress-Coffee-Maker-Extra-Filters/dp/B001HBCVX0/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Decent bottle of gin, a few bottles of tonic and a handful of lemons and limes
Buy yourself something nice with the change darlin'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

No idea yet
Need to work it out soon to inform my secret santa.

Might just ask for a half decent griddle pan, then let them work out the rest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

How do you inform your secret santa?
Stand in the middle of the office, and shout 'whoever is my secret santa, could I please have some beer flavoured lube instead of a scented candle'?

Surely if you know who your secret santa is, it's not 'secret'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

It's a family one
I know that it's either my brother or his missus.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

tell his missus
then if it's him, he will probably ask her what you want anyway. If they fit gender stereotypes, that is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Hmm, shall have to see.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Cheese.
Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

You can spend the fifty quid
You've allocated to me on yourself.

Spend it on getting an icon. Who knows, with a bit more money coming in to the site we might get a proper Mod. Not some Tesco Value mod with no powers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I am still available, if any of the real mods are reading.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

They're too busy fingering dogs and kids to pay attention.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Bunch of wankers, thelorrovem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

No drink for me tonight, I fucking swear it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I'm going to get hammered.
Then go home early. So I'm not too hungover tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Sudden alcohol withdrawal can be dangerous for a drinker such as yourself.
Apparently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I had none on Monday either AND SURVIVED
so NERR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Shame.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Oh, you bender!
YOU'RE not getting an invite to the pier for xmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I am so tired
I feel a bit like I'm drunk Not the good bit of drunk, the crap bit where you have no co ordination and can't hold your head up. Or type. That sentence took too long
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)

have you thought about having a little sleep?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

don't seem to be able to
also my friend's coming over in a couple of hours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)

have you thought about telling your friend that you're really tired,
putting a nice calm movie you've seen before, and just relax for the evening, have a glass of wine, a nice spliff, chill out and see if you drift off for a bit?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:04, Reply)

nah
we have a plan to whinge about stressy work things. Plus I have no wine or drugs in my house at the mo. I don't really do relaxing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)

well,
then I guess have fun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I am my own worst enemy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Have your friend clean out your fishwhistle.
You'll sleep like a baby.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)

we had this thread a few days ago,
except without the budget. You know, what I'd really like for £50 is just some bits for the house, some wood, and shelf brackets would be nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Has your mum bindun?
A new drill otherwise the old one is a bit buggerd. Can probably get one on ebay for that.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Boy has she.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Im not doing Christmas this year
I'm going nowhere and Im getting stoned.
I'll still do a dinner and that.

Booze please!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:06, Reply)

what is wrong with your family and friends?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:09, Reply)

They are Geordies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I think we should try and help Cavy relax.
Do you have any real mellow old hippy psychadelic crap we can play while we fill his house with delicious weed smoke?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Steve Hillage's 'Fish Rising' LP is precisely what you are asking for here.
PS Cavy is a bird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Sorry, I meant 'chick'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:19, Reply)

WHAT?
well, i feel a bit daft now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:21, Reply)

How was Sipsmiths?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:25, Reply)

They offered me a job.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

what?!
you didn't realise this? I have tits and everythnig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Pretty good on a guitar, too.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:33, Reply)

tits aren't good on a guitar

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Oh I don't know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

yeah,
well, sorry. pixels and that.
edit: Thinking about it, I did know that you were a girl, brainfart thanks to lots of free gin. soz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

ha
s'ok really, it's not the first time on here I've been assumed to be a boy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

i definitely did know you were a girl though,
just a bit of a fucking idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)

She just needs to get drunk at her next LARP event
and fuck an orc, or some shit.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Innit doe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:30, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:31, Reply)

ooh, talking about fucking orcs,
some guys that i know have started running a "dice club" upstairs in the pub on a monday. So far, mostly roleplay and board games, the odd TCG, and talk of maybe a little larp in the future, so what I'm saying is that if you know anyone in the area that is a gamer of any sort, that fancies it, drop me a gaz and i'll give you details. Or invite me on facebook and I'll add you to the dice club group and you can add people you think might be interested
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:42, Reply)

what area?
I think I know larpers over most of the country, it's like a secret network of nerds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I live in Oxford.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:46, Reply)

i think I know one or two round there
although not many
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Yes,
but they would probably know others. I know this seems like an advertising schpeel for the pub, but the guys are friends of mine, and they asked me to put the word out to anyone i thought might be interested.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:01, Reply)

There's a load of kids in manchester on a Saturday dressed up like Manga stuff
or animals. Full on furries but not in the sexual sense... Some are dressed in normal clothes with an added full length tail.

Very odd.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)

they are called
"attention seeking wankers"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:02, Reply)

yeah they were like
rolling about the floor in bars like a fucking youth group.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Just cant be bothered this Year
Im making 2 trips to Newcastle this month anyway.

It's just another day for me. All my mates I have in manc are either doing family things or travelling.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:31, Reply)

well,
i make a big deal of it because I work most weekends, and rarely get to see family.
Why won't you spend it with your family? i appreciate this may be a question that you don't want to answer
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:45, Reply)

They don't do Christmas really.
Im an only child, it's a low key affair. I went last year and was so bored I checked into a Hotel on Boxing Day. I cook a better dinner too :)

Honestly not a big deal.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:50, Reply)

fair enough,
i just like getting to spend some tme with my dad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I feel like he's never away the amount of time he's on my Facebook :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:58, Reply)

£50 worth of elephant
preferebly +trunk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I like the word cuntbubble.
Can I have it on a tshirt please? I am in the pub btw and the Cheddar Valley is going down a treat. Hope this helps.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:59, Reply)

isn't cheddar valley that bright orange cider?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:04, Reply)

No, it's the trading name of your mum's clunge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:11, Reply)

aYes thaT is the lkittle scamp.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:12, Reply)