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OK I will doChristmas Eve - collosal shit-fest or good time?
New Years Eve - collosal shit-fest or good time?
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Seasonal times in work - collosal shit-fest or good time?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:16,
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I will be getting pissed and having good food with good friends on Christmas eveNYE I'll be in Merible getting pissed and having good food with good friends.
So this year i am looking forward to both.
I work from home over christmas, no point being in the office
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:18,
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Christmas Eve I've booked the "Santa train" for the kids to go on at Tanfield railwayI'll then be consuming vast amounts of food and wine
New Years Eve - working in the morning then afternoon in the pub.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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Wil that be one of those things where the Winter wonderland turns out to be a car park in Hullwith some gyppo horses with antlers stuck on to be reindeer, a drunk nonce father christmas and a rusty caravan grotto?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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No, it was excellent - we went last yearProper steam train along to another station all done out as Santa's grotto. Glass of sherry and mince pie for adults, Santa for kids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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sounds funmini ape fucking loves our christmas tree and decorations
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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Going up next weekendTrying to keep the house tidy for viewings as long as possible
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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We used to take the son on a similar trip, apart from it being a river cruise(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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I was tgoing to start a thread about this, but wil add it hearwww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2012/dec/02/death-and-dying-popandrock
Do you know any particularly goood last words? What will yours be?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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How the fuck do they know Layne Staley's last words?He was found at home dead after about a week
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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Lead singer from Alice in ChainsDied of a heroin overdose
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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How the fuck did they hear Dimebag Darrells last words? He was playing a fucking concert at the time.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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Some performers speak during concerts.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:54,
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New Year = contrived forced jollity for the sake of it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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See also:Amateur drinking
Full pubs
Wankers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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Amateur drinking?What you can go Pro?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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I mean fucking idiots who go out at 12 all day when they normally have 3 pints(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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Meow(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:30,
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At least I don't come in at 5am or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:35,
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+buckets(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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Problem is we spend Christmas & NY in Edinburgh at my in-laws and that New Year in Edinburgh is rammed with gep yar twats and other assorted tourists, so there's nowhere decent to go.Christmas in Edinburgh is great though. As will be the two nights away we have in Northumberland between Christmas & New Year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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It’s a great time to consider our Christian morals and valuesAnd not at all an over commercialised retailers dream.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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For going out, both of them are heavily overpriced and crowded. - shitfestSpending it with mates/ loved ones and getting pissed nice and cheaply somewhere does the trick.
Far too much is attached to these holidays, which are just another day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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We held a Christmas party last year around the 17th and had about 30 people and their kids. It was really good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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Cristmas eve is pretty dull.New years eve is generally a massive dissapointment but if you don't get your hopes up it can be fun.
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I always found Christmas Eve to be an excellent day/night outMuch better than New Year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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I think I might be going to the pub on Christmas eve,but it's a shit pub which does Kareoke, so I don't know if I can be arsed.
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This does not sound like a good idea(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRIZZZZZTMAASS IIIISSISSISISISSSSSSSSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*barf*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:26,
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maybe you should live somewhere less shit and with nicer pubsor have less shit and better friends
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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wouldn't hurt, then you wouldn't have to go to yate's to do kareoke on Christmas eve(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:28,
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I'll be at work for both i should think, New Years is always a bit if a laugh at work though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:31,
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I generally find I enjoy myself both nights by going out with people that I like to places that I like.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:31,
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Is AB Santa and old farther time wrapped up in one?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:36,
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Is it unusual for fat wives to be nurses then?/ambiguous grammar lulz
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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Amorous Badgerous Meridius, commander of the armies of the "Orc"General of the Warhammer Legions, loyal servant to the true scarf, father to a fat child, husband to a fat wife, And I will have my lunch, in this life and the next.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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come on! do i get nothing even or effort?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:55,
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There have been many attempts at the popular page made with pastiches of this speech.This one isn't even in my top ten favourites.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:02,
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I can't help it if optimus Prime is wittier than me :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:04,
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are you saying don't go to shit kareoke pubs with people you don't really like?Why ever not?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:33,
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Love Christmas Eve at home with the missus or at one of the sets of parentsNYE is contrived bollocks though. Tempted to stay in this year #WerthersOriginals
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NYE is fine as long as you are out of the pubs by 7pm(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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Even before 7 you've got the idiots who believe that starting at midday is the recipe for a great nightThe amateurs you mentioned above who've set themselves up for a very expensive evening of which they will remember precisely fuck all
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Totally unrelated- but is this Emvee's latest project? www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/03/star_wars_burlesque/
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There's a guy here who i've never liked, i couldn't really put my finger on why, he is a bit full of himself, a bit arrogantnow i have something definitive...it's december the 2nd, he still has his movember moustache.
Scotch prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:35,
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It's made you so incensed you forgot it's really December 3rd.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:37,
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Kill him and delete his account(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:38,
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Movember is for pricks.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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nah, the moustache goes on your face, silly piggy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:43,
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The naughty or nice list? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:51,
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Chompo-clause is coming to town(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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you better watch out, you'd better not cryor this Christmas rape could turn into a murder, YOU GET ME?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:06,
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I don't like fun of any kind and will refuse to participate.You'll find me in the corner looking grumpy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:55,
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Jona Lewie's 2nd single really didn't have the same zing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:58,
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needs needs to be woven from sustainably sourced and organically grown materials(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:05,
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Our hemp yurt is circular, man.No corners here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:06,
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i have a friend who lives in a yurt on his dad's farmit has a wood burner for heat, electricty and a a big screen tv, sky tv (ffs) and a seperate kitchen.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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Self-sufficiency is so much easier if you have wealthy parents on whose land and money you can live.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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nah, he runs a succesful business installing solar panels and storage heaters and the land was unfarmedthey just decided a yurt wwould be fun and save them some money!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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I'm gonna fire party poppers at you, and tell you to smile incessantly, and call you a grinch, and then try and drag you to the dancefloor, and then put a paper hat on you and tell you to get in to the spirit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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I'll tolerate this, as long as it means you take me back to yours after.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:37,
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We can go to yours, I still live with my mum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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the list of the top 20 passwords here shows people are retards www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/03/lame_passwords_still_rife/
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You are just trying to deflect away from the fact that your password is in that list.One down:
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:32,
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nah my pasword is tanglesmumlikesituptheshitter1
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:33,
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What the fuck are you all doing?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:55,
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I'm working for a livingSoz.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:55,
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cool.How is that going for you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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I just love vague handwavy projects where somebody has decided we need to do a thingbut nobody is willing to make any hard decisions as to how. Or provide any background information.
So this one looks ideal!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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can i have an invoice?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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I'm just trying to get £13k out of someone do you fancy paying it for them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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I didn't say i would pay the invoice i received, but i will happily receive one if it will make your day any better.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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As little as possible(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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are you sitting on a chair, or on the floor?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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In my hammock(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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hammock?GAY!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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is that a HAM mock EHHHHHHHH piggy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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I'm writing a formal response to the consultation document I've just got.I think I'll have to edit it for tone when I'm done.
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never edit for tone, Ctrl + Enter and never thnk of it again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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What about editing fro spleeing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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I'm just banging on about how the new stucture breaks current contractual obligationsand that you won't save much money if there isn't anyone working on making sure people are scheduled to work at the right time.
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Do you think anyone will pay attention to your comments?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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Legally have to, formal consultation; every bit of formal feedback has to be responded to by the transition board.(, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Also why do half the document in colour,Way to save money if 2k people print it in colour.
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it's quiet and shit on here todaywhat's going on, are you all WORKING?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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Headline from The BBC Website:
'Gay footballers 'would be accepted' - Southgate.'
Headline from The BBC Website, immediately below:
'Lambert rejects Bent speculation.'
ROFFLE.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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that is at best a minor smilenot a full-blown roffle. surely.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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Link then (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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Can't you just take his word for it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Nope(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Yep(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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www.football365.com/mediawatch/8306036/The-Page-That-Is-Fair-And-Balanced
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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I believed you from the start honest(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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It's the TROOF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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i had a client lunchcan't breathe for being full. and i have client dinner/drinks tonight too. urrrrrrgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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i had a massive sandwich, i'm still full...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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Show off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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chicken escalope, honey roast ham, cheddar cheese and sundried tomato and mustard mayo in toasted Sour dough bread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:16,
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OOHhhhhhhhh ManMy stomach actually rumbled reading that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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chistmas eve - mostly shit, this year mostly on a planenew years eve - used to be ace, now my friends have kids and it'll be a bit dull :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Aww there's bound to be one other person posting on here with you on New Year's Eve.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:21,
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Are you inviting cavy to a NYE online sex party?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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eh what?this day has perked up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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Oi!I am still going to a party, it just won't be rawkus (I realise I don't even know how to spell that any more)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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that is how Darth spells his sadcore/metal DJ night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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I am imagining an empty room with Darth giving it large on the "wheels of steel"while Cavy stands in the middle of the dancfloor holding a bottle of WKD with a straw in it and slowly twisting her hips form side to side to make her skirt swoosh out.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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i don't use a straw(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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No, he has his eyes shut and he's holding his "cans" to one ear with one hand while the other points into the air in rhythm with the "music"Cavy keeps looking at her watch and turning to look at the door to see if anyone else is coming. After about 5 minutes she wanders over to the fire escape and gives it a push to see if it's open.
The door swings open so she looks around one last time to check Darth is still gurning into space and then slips out and walks to the bus stop, stopping to pick up some chips on the way.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Nice to see you're keeping up Chompy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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This was your moment to shine, to breakthe news to all of OT witha BBCnews link. you're whole career had been leading to this momentand you blew it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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