What are you scared off?
, Kroney is scared by moths, Nakers is scared of birds (or will be soon) b3th is afraid of losing her figure and youth, So man the fuck up and admit your fears.

Alt hair do’s/hair don’ts some prick at work has just turned up with all his hair shaved of apart from a small patch slightly to one side on top about the size of a SIDE plate and bleached WTF when was your last hair related win/loss?

Alt: Alt: Let’s start a fight with /talk

Best answer get a tit or cock gazz (unfortunatly its bobbys tits or cock Pic.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:40, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't have any irrational fears.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)

What rational fears do you have then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Drowning, being hit by a car, degenerative diseases etc.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)

PUSSY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I'm not fond of big monkeys
Baboons and the like that show massive anger and can rip your arms off. I think it stems from playing Tomb Raider as a youngster and she gets beat to death by some on one of the levels... And Greystoke.

Alt. I had blonde curtains in the 90's :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Oh and this odd programme called 'Chimera' they had on itv with this weird monkey hybrid thing called Mr Scarecrow.
*shudders*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Words and pictures freaked me out as a kid

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I remember Chimera.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

me too

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Freaked me out. I think I was only about 8. Yak

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:06, Reply)

is it a black guy with that hairdo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)

No some Polish cleaner

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:52, Reply)

if so does he have a small sprig of holly in the middle of it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I have no irrational fears, fuckin birds be trippin'
Alt: curtains or shaved probably looked worst
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Birds dig you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I'm afraid of our love.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Dont throw it all away my baby

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I am quite scared
of Hospitals, to the point where everytime I went to the docs they thought I had really high blood presure but I was just panicing when the arm band went on.

Alt: as a 38 year old man I really shouldnt still cling onto my grunge hair cut especially as it is going white at the temples
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Your haircut has AIDS and isn't especially good at playing guitar?
Or is Chris Cornell. Think those are the only options.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Unfortunately I think it is ending up a bit more James May
Edit actually looking at pictures of Cornell with the curly long hair thats not a million miles away...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I dislike hospital intensely
I have never had a broken bone or an operation, so most of the times I’ve had to go to hospital are to visit someone who was in pain or dying, the only exception of this was the birth of my son.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

still involved a lot of pain
or so I am told.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Yeah to right I stubbed my toe on the Tea trolley

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

here all week folks

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)

More's the pity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I thought you were a gay?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

He certainly posts like one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

See its all over for you Sam……

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Oh man I LOVE 'Harry Enfield'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)

*appears, as if by magic*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I assume the lad has been indoctrinated in the Church of Clough?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

If you're going to pick one icon from the years of Grunge, he's your man
Partial to a lot of Scott Weiland's work but he's hardly a role model
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Terrified of heights
but I happen to think that's perfectly reasonable, and I suspect that bird that Sly dropped in the opening scene of Cliffhanger would agree.

Alt: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nothing. Not one. Ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Nerd
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/11/scan_offers_tardis_pc_case/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

In the words of the Doctor in "A Town Called Mercy",
has someone been looking at my Christmas list?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

aww what?
what has /talk ever done to you?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Ignore him The Doveston he's a woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Traitor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

*runs off crying to mum*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I think I lost both of those things some time ago.
My hugely irrational fear is of bees, wasps, and other flying insects. Proper bladder-loosening freak-out kind of terror.

Also, inanimate objects that move, as in many eighties horror films. And the Weeping Angels.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Inanimate objects are proper bastards in my experience
My glasses are a particular culprit. They know that I can only locate them by grabbing loosely at the area I left them in, so often move just to piss me off and panic me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)

That kind of thing is just annoying.
I'm talking about that thing that used to happen in films where you look away for a second and the creepy doll is three feet closer to you than it was before.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:03, Reply)

You're basically exactly the person Moffat invented the Weeping Angels for
Shame about the last episode they were in though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

The whole'Ghostbusters' statue of liberty thing was epically shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

This is my main gripe
The damn thing has to freeze wherever it is as soon as someone claps eye on it, yes? Could the Statue of Liberty - THE STATUE OF FUCKING LIBERTY - really traipse across New York, notably not the most dormant of cities, without a single bugger looking up and going "hang about..."?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I'm scared of losing my house, and of being kept from my kid.
Alt: since I was 15 I've only had two hairstyles: very long and shaved completely off. Meh.

Altalt: no let's not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Just write your address on the back of your hand.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I can't afford a pen :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Surely you had the combo of the 2 at some point
Long on top and shaved underneath... Twas very popular with wankers during the early 90's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Ahh the "undercut" that was all class.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

thats the fucker...
*raises shameful hand*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

*bullies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

*loves it*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Ah you mean 'The Emvee cut'.
In a Ned's Atomic Dustbin 'stylee'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

People who had them got bullied at my 6th form college.

By me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

you loved it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I did indeed love bullying them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)

see above ^^^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:07, Reply)

bollocks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

No, on my head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)

You will have had short hair while its growing back.
Idiot.

Also, just updated the tills. Now all the specials are marked SP.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)

SP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'm scared of people who can't spell basic words like 'of'.
NOT THE FACE HARDROCK NOT THE FACE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I'm gonna hunt you down

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Piss 'of'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1805579
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

OH MY GOD
Weston Pier is on telly! I feel famous by association.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Death
The fear of not being here just fucks me up. I know I won't be aware of it, but still.

Alt: There's a woman that goes in my local that has the same hair style as Pat Sharp, it's hideous.

AltAlt: No.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Conversely, *I* am terrified of Pat Sharp but couldn't give a toss about death.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Bloody hell I am bored.
I have had to work ALL DAY.

And YESTERDAY.

I have an 8.30 concall tomorrow too. WTF?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

*Seinfeld*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

1st world problems

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

clowns

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

who you calling clown?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Hey Kris-kris how's it going?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)

are you the actual Monty?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I am indeed.
At least, I think I am.

Ask me a question that only I would know the answer to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Hang on this will only work if you know the answer too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

That will at least narrow it down

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)

i dunno
Hows it going?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah not so bad I suppose.
Looking forward to Xmas or don't you give a shit?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

im fucking full of god damned Christmas spirit, you prick

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Very pleased to hear it, asshole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)

He is not
He's not enough of a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Cunt's have a use

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I hate that saying "cunts have a use"
Sounds really seedy and perverted
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

*Rubs sweaty hands together*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

WTF is it with Americans and clown fear?
You big nancys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Thee words:
1. John
2. Wayne
3. Gacy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I can think of something even scarier than that terrifying motherfucker
Thee (sic) words;

1. Insane
2. Clown
3. Posse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)

1. Wilf
2. Likes
3. Them
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

piss off
They're fucken terrifying
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Did you ever see the one I linked to Lab?
Could you deal with this as an obstacle?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:07, Reply)

When he catches her
One more, dead mum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)

In other news; I've just had an hour and a half's sleep whilst you have been working and pissing about on here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)

working and
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Only spiders and that is not as bad as it was.
does mean I'll never go to australia though, no loss.

Alt:I am very happy with my Mohawk ATM, very red and pretty. a recent loss was attempting to take a few mm off my tasche and not noticing I'd dropped the clippers and thus knocked them on to the shortest setting, the only thing to do was shave it all off. :( I am now regrowing.

AltAlt: why give them the satisfaction, let them fade into obscurity as they deserve.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Looks like you've broken the internet again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Tsk.
There's always one isn't there?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)

There's always one.


And it's always the same one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Has he broken it again?
Of Off OF OOF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)

bored now...
Left York at 2:30 and I'm still not home
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Did you manage to avoid Dozer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

hardly difficult seeing as I'm not there from 8:30 to 7 pm, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

not there from 8:30 to 7 pm, is it? a massive cunt in hiding
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I'm scared of being here alone.
It's scary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)

You're never alone with VODKA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:46, Reply)

That sounds like a good idea.
Got a load of work to finish off first, though : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Work??????????
You?????
WTF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Yes, AKSHALLY.
Just because I'm always here doesn't mean I don't do any work as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Is it paid work?
And are you declaring it to the social?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I'm self employed.
so a) barely
and b)of course.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Always here?
Always here after about 4pm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1805634
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)

et tu, catweasle?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Oh man, Catweasle was well cool

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:08, Reply)

someone is always watching

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)

£3’000 worth of surveillance equipment
Not a bad buy then, hey Nakers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I'm scared of being chased by bullets

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Steve McQueen's gonna get you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:07, Reply)

part of me wants an undercut
dyed leopard print. Possibly no the sensible part of me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:08, Reply)

WHAT?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:10, Reply)

you heard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)

you mean like tattoo the scalp under the undercut with leopard print
then dye the hair green and pretend your head is a dangerous predator hiding in the long grass
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Sounds like a LARP thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:12, Reply)

ooh, that would be cool

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:12, Reply)

There's a woman who walks round Weston sometimes with leopard print hair.
It actually looks pretty cool, but I don't imagine you would be taken very seriously in a work environment with a haircut like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:11, Reply)

I'm an art teacher
it scarcely matters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Art teachers are kinda cool
In the way that you can get away with murder during the lessons
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:15, Reply)

well today
one of my students was being photographed while having glitter and crushed up chalk thrown at him. So, yeah, they can get away with many things, just as long as someone photographs it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I bet Paul Gadd wished he was an art teacher

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I had to say no to the one who
wanted to bring in a deactivated grenade :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Did you get one with a live one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:26, Reply)

not yet...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Fingers crossed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:53, Reply)