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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can't be arsed to cook dinner
Pizza or kebab? Which would you choose?

In my defence I have some proper cooking lined up for tomorrow but I'm only just back from work.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:38, 155 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
pizza
Alright Lighterz?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:45, Reply)
yeah, mustn't grumble

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
did you check out any more LCD soundsystem?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)
A few
they're pretty good. I've put them on my list for my next eMusic purchase.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Their drummer was fantastic.
Best album is Sound of Silver, best EP is 45:33.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I ain't heard that name in tiiime, they rock though.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:40, Reply)
the DVD of their final gig is out.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)
pizza every time
I've not had a proper pizza since may. Sometimes this makes me sad.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Pizza every time
Calzone, or failing that with meat of some kind on, at least.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)
you always have to be alternative, don't you, In Loco Parentis?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Well, obv
plus the odd veg to avoid meat guilt.

The Chef's Special at the place I usually order from is ham, beef, pepperoni, onion, mushroom and green pepper. Lovely.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Hold everything
A deliveryman has just brought me 12 bottles of wine. How many bottles of wine = 1 meal?

Scarpe?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Fuck that Lighty your in London town now
Pie and mash, Jellied Eels FFS
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Jellied Eels aren't a real food
they're a practical joke Londoners play on tourists. Keep it under your hat, though, it's a secret.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
I have actually tried Eel (not jellied) and I quite liked them

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Kebab
Proper mixed, grilled one though. Nice amount of salad. Chilli and Mint sauce.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)
you frightful Northern prole

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I would partake myself but Im cooking a curry tonight despite being kept up most of last night with heartburn.
Fucking awful stuff.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Curry?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Heartburn. My currys are a delight

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
PUSSY

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:14, Reply)
*curries
You frightful Northern prole.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:17, Reply)
I was going to put that too.. Curse my miseducation!

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)
So says the Scotsman
I hear you enjoy Burns night, mainly on the weekdays you run out of lube.
Poor Hercules gone but quite often rogered
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:22, Reply)
my Scottishness was the joke there, yes.
Well done on keeping up with things.

Bonus points for 'prole' use when I'm a privately educated working class man.

Tonight's comedy meme is of course 'cognitive dissonance'.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:26, Reply)

privately educated working class man prick
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, Reply)
oh man that's cutting
:'(
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)
Just joking shut up and be all ginger and angry

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I'm not ginger.
That's so offensive, how could you?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:33, Reply)
So you're bald?
*EDIT* Actually ginger was kinda hard, I do apologise for that
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I have a full head of thick dark hair.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:04, Reply)

have a give of thick dark hair.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)
and clearly caught in the 1950's

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:36, Reply)
I dunno if the grotty hole in the wall near me runs to that kind of fanciness
Thinking about it I've gone off the kebab idea. Elderly meat and limp brown salad is more their speed. I was wishfully thinking of Great Kebabs I Have Had, forgetting that none of them were from round here.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
What about Noodles?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)
sounds a bit oriental
don't care for it.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Fuck LIC you're hard to please
in that case Bacon Sammich

*edit* with melted cheese mustard and brown sauce
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, Reply)
There is a nice pizzerear near King's Cross if it ain't too far a trek / they do delivery.
Casa Mama
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Pizza 2 go Southwark
cheap, decent and the special has 3 meats and 3 veg I like.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
You got a turkish kabab near you? If so, Cop-Sis (small cut lamb) iskender yoghutoru (in a tomarto sauce on a bed of bread with a yoghurt one on top).
And a rice
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Just one rice the tight bastards
They weren’t Turkish they were Jewish
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Hah, it comes with a noodle though !
(turkish rice has noodles)
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:38, Reply)
You lost me there Gonz?
WTF are you on about?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:41, Reply)
I couldn't think up a whity reply so I replied with a fact instead.
Turkish rice has little vermiciclli noodles in them.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:42, Reply)
HAhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa
fuckman you got me there
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Movie Subthread?
There are loads of films they're making that i'm looking forward too.
- Wolverine 2
- X-Men: A future's past
- Cloud Atlas (meeehhhh-B, I couldn't get on with the book)
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
- Iron Man 3, Thor 2, Captain America 2, Avengers 2, Amazing Spider Man 2... and pretty much anything else by Marvel.
- Man of Steal, Justest League
- After Earth.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Start a new Thread
Copy and paste the one you just started as a Sub.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Nah' man, we're alright in this as a sub, no point in seporating it out.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:55, Reply)
You match me on the movie geek scale... All of the above and Life of Pi

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)
True new THREAD

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)
0o0o0o0oh, and most of all, Picific Rim

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:56, Reply)
In which case I'll add this from earlier today
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1809746
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Sweet, I ain't normally a fan of Quntin, except Pulp, but that film looks alright (just youtube'd it).

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Hardcore soundtrack and well worth the 1.5hours watching

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I went to see Skyfall yesterday.
I really enjoyed it.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Sweet, Ma' said it was good James Bonding "for those who don't normally like James Bond (as well as those who love them)" .
I'm not a lover of the films, so I think I might like it, but I'm gonna DVD it instead when it comes out.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I fall asleep during every movie I see at the pictures TRUFAX

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Dad used to say "I want 20 deaths in the first 10 minutes, then a good schloof up 'till the end when we see who the baddy is" when it came to the pictures.
/edit/
a schoof is a nap
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I slept during the avalance scene in xXx

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
It kind of set things up for being a bit more 'old school Bond', which is no bad thing in my book.
I like Daniel Craig as Bond, but I kind of wish they hadn't tried re-booting the series and kept Judi Dench as 'M'; they should have re-cast the part.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)
I thought the Moneypenny thing was stupid.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)
It was a bit daft in context.
Still, would.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Cool, what do you mean by that?
The only ones I've really seen and enjoyed was Goldeneye.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)
The new ones with Daniel craig have been
harder edged, less reliant on gadgetry and had a complete absence of Q, Moneypenny. This one was the same, but they've set things up to be more traditional in that respect.

IMO Skyfall is also the best Bond film since Goldeneye.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)

harder edged, less reliant on gadgetry and had a complete absence of Q, Moneypenny. This one was the same, but they've set things up to be more traditional in that respect.

IMO S
kyfall is also the best Bond film since Goldeneye
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I liked Quantum of Solace
But Skyfall was pretty good.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I've only seen Quantum once
and was distinctly non-plussed by it. I have it on DVD though, so it may be due for a re-appraisal.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
QoS was dreadful.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
You are

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
+ superb, intelligent, articulate, successful, a wonderful father and husband, plus extremely good looking.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:21, Reply)
+ very short

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
+ not as short of some other posters on OT.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Dish the dirt

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
TD, Dozer, Barry and others I cannot immediately recall.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I tower over TD

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I like TD
She/he/it says it has breasts
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:50, Reply)
It's my birthday.
If it wasn't my birthday I'd plump for pizza. But because it is my birthday the missus is doing steak and mushrooms and onion rings.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Happy candleday
Stop showing of with the Steak lighty only got fried egg on toast
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Happy Birthday.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

CREEP,
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Thanks Jeff.
I'm the answer to life, the universe and everything today. To compensate, I've just stuck a photo up on Faecebook of me when I was 16.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Oh mate, Happy birthday dude !

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Happy Birthday and that!
It's like we're almost twins or something!
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I cant wait for World War Z

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I like the book.
Not so sure how squeezing it into a film will work.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Aint got a clue
Got to be better than what they did with "I am legend"
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)
A lot of it was filmed in Glasgow, y' know.
Something to do with the grid system making it a good double for the USA.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)
yeah I read that.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Yeah' man, that looks alright that.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)
IS THIS MUMSNET
FFS STOP AGREEING WITH EACH OTHER
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)
YES, STOP AGREEING WITH EACH OTHER!

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
*Flounces*

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
*Flounces as well*

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I 8 U

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)
I 8 U 2

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Arrrrrrhhhgggggggggggg

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:19, Reply)
gggggggggggghhhrrrrrrA

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Hahahhahaaaaaa
Love you DG
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I had to count how many letters you used...

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:22, Reply)
You evil Bastard you

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
DG is the face of evil.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I am.
My face is carved into a cliff on a far off planet / Doctor Who reference.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Shit off.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Is that a Polish thing?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It's a new fragrance from the makers of Mr. Sheen.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)
No, that's Spit

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)


(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
better shat off than shat on.
AMIRITE????
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Ask Swipe

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I'm keeping a low profile from her.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Why not try the same with everyone else?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I bet you would miss Dozer

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)
It would be like having a tumour removed.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1810709
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
?????
Why?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:34, Reply)
nice strikethrough skillz
You nincompoop.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I liked it

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)
you cocked it up the first time.
You sneaky sneaky ninja.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
What?
Have been on the Co-Op whiskey again?
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I bet he's had a nice ten year old.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Don't be silly Hamsters don't live that long

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)
srsly
The Co-op malt is Dalmore 12.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Is it too late to vote?
I would go for pizza. Kebabs are only for drunks and glaswegians.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:45, Reply)
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
B3th's awoken
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Internet bullying!
*flounces*
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:53, Reply)
You can't fit out of the ISP door

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Just to settle it
I had the chef's special, 15" and very meaty.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)
with a thin crust

(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)
*thin crust fives*
Anyone who prefers a Deep Pan pizza should really just have a fucking sandwich.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
It's basicly a savory doughnut, the deep pan ones

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Seriously pal, if you've got a Morrisons near you, and your arse can stand a bit of spice
Go for the award winning* Tex Mex extra thin. They're £1.50 and at least as good, if not better, than the Pizza Express American Hot ones.


* - www.bfff.co.uk/news-and-events/annual-awards/%E2%80%9Cmorrisons%E2%80%9D-extra-thin-tex-mex-pizza
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)
I chose fried eggs on toast
Washed down with a can of Guinness.
Only just got in from taking a whingeing Mary to a&e to be told there was nothing wrong.
Still, at least we looked like stupid, neurotic parents, eh.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I went for pizza albeit a £1.50 Morrisons Extra Thin Tex Mex one.
I swear they put crack cocaine in them. They are fucking gorgeous.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I had a serious issue
with morrisons pastrami, mustard and gherkin one
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Now that sounds like it should be all kinds of awesome.
I suspect otherwise :(
(, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Aww heck gurl, I'm gonna have to score one of those now.

(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:31, Reply)
No offence but it sounds like a good New Yorker Jew pizza.
I'm going to go and get one tomorrow
(, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 0:41, Reply)

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