i saw a woman on the tube this morning wearing ear muffs shaped like cats
she must have been 55. at what age does it become creepy to have things like animal clothing or stuffed toys?

alt: tell us your middle name?

altalt: should we give wales away as well as scotland?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:24, 65 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Anything above about 10 is weird
Alt:

AltAlt: Go on then, pre-Christmas sales and all that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I always think people like this are rather lonely and have latched on to animals as a substitute for real love...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!


I think we should keep them all. Why are they even whinging when our Country is the size of a pea on maps? United we stand!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Frankie Boyle lol
"They have failed to find love within their own species..."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I don't like him... Even moreso now that he's using my material!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You want to watch out son.
Fearsome internet hardman Wilf Lunn might fuck your shit right up. What you saw yesterday was NOTHING. He was merely PLAYING WITH YOU.

He's well known round here for being NAILS. You picked the wrong guy to mess with and no mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I was awake all night thinking about it... I even considered DELETING THE INTERNET

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)

anything above teenage is too old, said sir Jimmeh!!!!!!!!
alt: no, cos it's shit. tell us yours.

altalt: we should breed them out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)

AltAlt: I'd rather stick all the gypsies on the Isle of Man and then give that away.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)

or sink it, whatever is cheaper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Any time after puberty
My middles name is Stomach
I quite like the South Wales coast line
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

stomach gunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Have you checked that ticket yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:01, Reply)

nope, might do it now, i know it's not a winner though as today is a rollover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I got one lucky star

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)

So you didn't win?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

not a sausage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Well fuck you then
I hope you get mugged by Chickens on the way home
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I'd say puberty.
and then it gert OK again when you're too old to be fuckable.

Alt: no, you stalker.

AltAlt: deffo
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:34, Reply)

alright swipe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

is it dead yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

of course not.
If you gaz me your number I can send you a picture of her looking extremely cute xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)

^ Grooming technique right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)

does one groom a hamster?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

chicks do not dig hamsters
so thanks for the offer, but i'd rather stick pins in my eyes and my phone up my arse...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Phone? You'd get a whole old fashioned phonebox up there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

it's so sexy when you get indignant

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Altalt: Nation states are such transient things, I don't know why people bother getting so het up about them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)

at a guess.... filthy lucre

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Surely there's no money in Wales?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

yeah but nobody is really getting het up about wales
which is probably why
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I'm so wet for Wales

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

+h

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Shhhhhh, you'll have every "girl" on the internet gazzing me pictures of their "folds"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i quite like animal print stuff, but anything knitted to look like an animal is weird
alt: mine is very dull. apologies to b3th.

altalt: yes, but only in return for something cool, like america.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Your middle name is B3th?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)

+ eliza

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)

your middle name is Breathalyzer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

i offered a guy here at work the milk for his tea, he said no thanks
the proceeded to go to the fridge and open a new bottle. Apparently he only ever uses freshly opened milk, is this normal?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)

That's an OCD right there... and a waste of milk.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

That or he’s aware of his prior use of Rohypnol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

About 10
Alt: James.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I think you broke the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Makes a change from CQ doing so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'm trying to fix it, but tbh I'm not sure anyone is here
Oh, and I decided not to hang myself, soz.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Maybe if you hang yourself that will fix it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)

How will i know>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

alright whitney

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I was singing that too... :/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I have two middle names and I ent telling you pricks either of them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I think the middle name question might be the worst ever asked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)

rubbish
someone will have a middle name like "cockswallow" and then you'll be glad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

like they'll fess up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i bet that's your real surname
naked cockswallow

it has a certain ring to it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I was in the book shop,
and saw a book called "The Naked Ape" and i didn't buy it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)

that's where my user name comes from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)

It's quite a famous book, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)

yes, that's where my user name comes from

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I KNOW

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)

i just assumed you were baldmonkey for the first few months

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I don't like all the weird animal clothes stuff.
A pair of cat slippers for the house, that's fine, but a kids dog back pack in your 20's is too far. Maybe 13 or 14 is the limit.

Alt: James

Altalt: Wales is alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Anyone over the age of 6 wearing that shit needs their head read.
Alt: No fucking chance, soz. It's not obscure, but it's my son's name.

AltAlt: Well you could try, but I can't see anyone wanting it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)

You furries make me SICK.
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)

it's not yours to give away
tory goverments forever in england if you lose wales and scotland.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)