this is where the evening thread goes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:37, 140 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think everyone's out enjoying themselves :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I just got home.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I'm stuck at my desk for another hour, I have bad back ache and my lift has gone home sick.
Today sucks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:47, Reply)

:(
*there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)

What's your job?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm at home cos I'm working tomorrow you insensitive prick.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I am in my hotel in Poland. Too cold and tired (4am start) to go out tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:50, Reply)

you *still* in Poland?
won't they let you out?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Came back today. Home Saturday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Ouch.
You win
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)

I haz the lurgy
just debating whether to try to batter it with alcohol
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)

As a Doctor* I endorse this course of treatment


* I may not be a Doctor.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)

That's good enough for me.
Cheers
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Alright Legless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Not yet
but I will be working on it dreckly.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I'd rather teabag Wilf than spend any online time with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:20, Reply)

haven't you two had sweaty manbumlove yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)

*bokes*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:22, Reply)

that's sexy talk for 'yes and it was great'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)

he made a typo
he meant *pushes back*

and *whispers "be tender with me, dozer"*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)

And
Dozer sighs "can I push your stool in?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I hope the Russians take you captive and perform painful experiments on your obese torso.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)

and a happy new year

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)

we had a wonderful session thegither
Where Batso was trussed up in his best neon pink gimp suit and I was finding out precisely how much of my cock I can get inside him.

It took a lot of lube and he squealed hard when I finally got balls deep in there. I could see his belly getting pushed out from the inside as I fucked him, and he came massively from the prostate milking my dick was giving him.

So I pulled out and came all over his sweet little face.

True story xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Bluuueeerrrrgghhhhh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)

oh my!
I'll be in my bunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:29, Reply)

someone's been reading "last exit to brooklyn" again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I love that book.
Have you read Glamorama and Atonement?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:45, Reply)

I FUCKING HATE YOU!
not really. Alright Cavesy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I am now confused and angry
and yet pacified. Evening, Windy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Evening,
I'm a bit tiddly, got to attend a party tonight, there are going to be people there that i have to bite my tongue around, and I'm pretty sure after a couple more beers, I'm going to shout at them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:26, Reply)

should provide some entertainment at least

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:27, Reply)

i'll just hace to apologise.
They are hippy liberal types. One of them once got upset because I called "travellers" Gypsies. Said that I was part of the problem.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)

aw man
monty and psychochomp and tangles were bullying me and i wasn't even here to get upset about it :(

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1813579
(quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)

but psycho was so quick to answer all your burning questions about his "girlfriend"
and in no way ignored you before crying to the mods. how weird.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:26, Reply)

don't be bitter swipe, green is a colour that doesn't suit you

(quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:29, Reply)

actually red and green are my best colours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:30, Reply)

cos you're mrs claus?

(quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:30, Reply)

claws more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)

cos you're built like a bear.
got it
(quintsy, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:32, Reply)

i was thinking more scratchy like a cat, but yours works too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Evening, then.
What's up?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:43, Reply)

alright captain cavy

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)

evening
mr milknosugar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)

ooh! full name time :)

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)

i just remembered I knew what it stood for
so it was time to show off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

alright MNS?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)

alright my porcine friend

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Where?
There on the stair?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)

right
there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Tee hee
I'm bare!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Alright you 'orrible lot?
Late meeting tonight, been shopping, dinner's on and dishes half washed. I don't half know how to live it up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Sounds like you half know how to wash up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Plates are steeping for a bit whilst I piss around on here for five minutes, innit?
A man's work is never done, b3th.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)

never fucking started, more like.
EDIT: Oh, by the way, I'm afraid you and battered will have to do without my scintillating company next month. My people spoke to my mum's people, and I was informed that I have a very important family dinner going on on that day.

I know you'll both be crushed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Bugger.
In other news, my Earthshock Cyberman head arrived today. Woo.

Also, I don't know about the baby but it looks like the television fell on this bloke's face as well www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-20787225
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:21, Reply)

His chin looks like a bell end.
The rest of his face looks like a slapped erse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:22, Reply)

But enough about the Cyberman; what about the bloke in the newslink?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I made a cyberman picture years ago for /board.
It was a bit shittily done, and probably too subtle.

Hang on, I'll find it:


( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I should probably get this, but I don't...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Yeah, I thought it was a bit too subtle.
It's a modern era cyberman on a DVD cover for a Troughton era serial.
You can still see the original cyberman's arm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I could see that I was just wondering if there was some clever subtext going on.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I forget why I even made it.
It was something about jazzing up dr Who, or re-doing classic Tv, or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:53, Reply)

That's about normal for Burnley.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Oh, we are around on the 2nd as well.
Dunno about Batsy, but we're not leaving Edinburgh 'til 5.30 or so.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)

This is proper mannie's method of washing up. Steep 'em for a while before entering fray.
I approve.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:18, Reply)

oi! I do that to
sometimes for hours on end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I fill the sink with lots of bubbles, walk the dog then tackle the bastards with determination.

And added boredom.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)

The only problem with steeping
is that you get bits floating about in the water when you finally get round to it.
Rubber gloves are a necessity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)

The sink isn't full of water, I've just put water in them.
Quick pre-wash and all the bits'll go straight down the sink.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Sensible.
I should really borax my sink at some point. I imagine the drainpipe is more clogged than my arteries.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Oi
You keep yer rubber gloves to yourself. *shudder*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:28, Reply)

You're the one who's gaily flapping about telling teh world he's naked.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I'm not really. Too caul'.

However, if I inflated a pair of rubber gloves I could convince ten orphan piggies that they were in fact their mother's nipples only to leave them sorely disappointed, nay dead.

But I won't. It's Christmas.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Piss christ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Did Al ever get to the bottom of exactly why you are such a bent spastic?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 21:58, Reply)

It's just too deep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I took advice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:15, Reply)

don't make me do a gay porn about you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Go for it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'm wet and waiting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I dunno, that Battered one up there has proper got me going.
Miaow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Has Batso been writing wank fantasies about Poppet again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)

fuck knows
Why dost thou ask?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Oh right
I've scrolled up now.
You wrote one about him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)

It's ok I'm here now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I missed you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I missed him.
My shot went wide but I'll get him next time!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I would have thought all your shots
kinda dried up after battered's sweet face
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I can recharge in 20 minutes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:45, Reply)

???????
I think you may have the the wrong person Tangles
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:35, Reply)

oh man
I'm gearing up to do a gay porn about you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Whats the new Hamster called?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)

He named it H*****y.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:42, Reply)

J***** **T

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Don't tell him!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)

as if I'd tell you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Oops, sorry to give it away.
You want me to delete it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:43, Reply)

OF COURSE I FUCKING DO!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Edited.
Don't think he saw.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Saw what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Is it a secret?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I think the less IRL stuff the better.
My real name isn't plumdozer by the way. Nor are my initials PD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)

OMG you fucking cheat
I TRUSTED YOU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)

You two get down here at the bottom of the page

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)

wait up yo
You want me to talk with you?

History, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Well that gay porn thing might have changed my view on you
Flutters eyelids
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)

flirting will get you nowhere.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Pfffffffftttttttttt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)

neither will a beefy eggo.
HTH xx.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Leggobumfitslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)

it's Nakers next

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:24, Reply)

you know that Lostprophets thing?
The BBC headline is 'Child sex charge singer in court' and for a second I thought that there was a band called Child Sex Charge. If there is, I bet AA is a big fan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)

So here I am all alone.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 22:43, Reply)