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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've had about 6 pisses today.
That seems quite a lot to me. How often do you urinate?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:51, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
clearly it depends how much i drink
if i have the usual - let's say a bottle of water and a can of diet coke - about once during the working day. if i am doing my water diet, about once every ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's probably prostrate cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
They are big long healthy pisses
nothing dribbly about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
like a horny old racehorse?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Something like that.
Do you know a lot about horny racehorses?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)
i have a vivid imagination

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)
So THAT'S what happened to Shergar?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
He must still be up there
Unless fanny juice is corrosive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
It may be
them tampons sure look rusty at times
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
We need to do an Inner Space type experiment
and send someone up there to investigate, and possibly free poor Shergar. He's probably croaked by now but I bet horse meat marinaded for 30 years in lawyer's flange is delicious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Get James Cameron right away!
Deepest trench on Earth, you thought........
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Hahaha!
First click of the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Think how much the food snobs would pay for a taste
Heston would be unable to compete.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
We could set up a top-end restaurant based on our findings up there
We could call it "The Fanny Trove".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Or
"Fruits of the Trench"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Quickly, LocalBoy!
To Dragons' Den!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
*devil's galop music*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

vivid imagination fanny like TGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
*diabeteslols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Sounds like AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Ninja

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
that was a fairly slow old ninja

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
A ninja with canc...er...AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I reckon I've done that many today
but I have had 3 cups of tea, 2 of honey and lemon and about 2 pints of water
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I had a pint of squash before breakfast then I've had a litre and a half of water during the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)
then you are probably fine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

fine the lovechild of satan and hitler
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I don't know
it sounds as though he is not urinating enough, if he has drunk that much.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Depends how much he's eaten, surely?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I had 2 duck kebabs and a pot of couscous and feta salad from sainsburys

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Hang about
I'm blaming old age, macular degeneration etc, but it really looked like you said duck kebabs there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Yeah, from Sainsbury
little chapati style wraps with some cooked duck and peppers in a bit of a curry esque sauce inside.

They were on sale to clear the stock. They were alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)
That's kind of a relief
I honestly thought that you were so posh that your local Turkish meat grinder only served duck and pheasant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)
You cook them on skuas

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
depends on the quantity and colour each time
we need more data

wait..less data
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Pale straw colour

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

www.dulux.co.uk/colours/index.jsp
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Golen Fern 6
but possibly a pit paler than that
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I wonder how many people limit their colour choices of their homes just on the basis of them not realising you can go left/right.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Seven.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
probably less than those who restrict their
choices based on being boring
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)
why are we still talking about piss?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)
It's your thread
You tell us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Yet this still isn't the oddest subthread on this page.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I think the one about Shergar being trapped in Swipe's fanny is pretty odd
So odd it must be true, in fact. You can't make this stuff up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
We might find Lord Lucan as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)
And treasure.
There's always treasure.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)
And some old Gregg's-bag condoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Maybe in her bum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)
DEFINITELY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Them things they package the sausage rolls in?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
*nod(der)s*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)
That is the one that I find the oddest.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Nah you're alright with that
I'm the same because today is the start of my "I really did overdo it last month" dietary stretch. Lots of water and hot drinks + not as much grub as I'm used to = loads of urine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)
You come for the insults but stay for the urine chat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)
The insults are enough to make any man dangerwank

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)
It's preferable to the WHISKY CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Before and after innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

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